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reydawg
05-07-2006, 10:29 PM
http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/pt/photos/2006/05/060507_NS_07DAMPgrab.jpg

I wish I had more hands...so I could commit more fouls.

Vinnie_Johnson
05-07-2006, 10:34 PM
http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/pt/photos/2006/05/060507_NS_07DAMPgrab.jpg

I wish I had more hands...so I could commit more fouls.


Hey Tony smell my fingers...

1Parker1
05-07-2006, 10:35 PM
Was that in the first half, where Tony was mugged and the refs didn't call anything? I remember Tony touching his face, like it was bleeding and talking to the refs about it...

1Parker1
05-07-2006, 10:36 PM
The funniest thing is the ref is right behind him watching this whole thing. I think that's Manu's shorts he's pulling. :lol

LilMissSPURfect
05-07-2006, 10:38 PM
http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/pt/photos/2006/05/060507_NS_07DAMPgrab.jpg

I wish I had more hands...so I could commit more fouls.

"BEAR HUG DEFENSE.......? HOW BOUT BEAR CLAWW DEFENSE??????"


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..losers

1Parker1
05-07-2006, 10:39 PM
^:lol

SAGambler
05-07-2006, 10:40 PM
Hell, if that would have been one of the Spurs pulling that crap, he would have been given a flagrant two and sent to the showers....

Just like that ref stood there and watched friggin Dirk shove Manu out of the way so he could get a shot off....No whistle....

Blind mofos...

1Parker1
05-07-2006, 11:02 PM
Just like that ref stood there and watched friggin Dirk shove Manu out of the way so he could get a shot off....No whistle.......

:lol Though Dirk shoved him on that play, Manu greatly exagerated the whole, "following forward onto my knees" reaction. I was actually laughing at that play...

LakerHater
05-07-2006, 11:07 PM
http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/pt/photos/2006/05/060507_NS_07DAMPgrab.jpg

I wish I had more hands...so I could commit more fouls. thats crazy 'cause you can see the ref looking right at the play!

fyatuk
05-07-2006, 11:08 PM
http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/pt/photos/2006/05/060507_NS_07DAMPgrab.jpg


I used to watch wrestling. This is MY version of the Iron Claw!

Kori Ellis
05-07-2006, 11:09 PM
When Cuban turns in his complaint to the league about the refs, he better include this pic.

ashbeeigh
05-07-2006, 11:54 PM
http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/pt/photos/2006/05/060507_NS_07DAMPgrab.jpg



Eva's at the Alma's tonight. Kiss this.

Phenomanul
05-08-2006, 12:08 AM
http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/pt/photos/2006/05/060507_NS_07DAMPgrab.jpg

I wish I had more hands...so I could commit more fouls.


hmm... Maybe, just maybe... If I borrow Tony's face I will get a kiss from Eva....

polandprzem
05-08-2006, 12:20 AM
Dampier:

strip, pull, mug, strip, pull, mug, strip.....

cheguevara
05-08-2006, 03:29 PM
http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/pt/photos/2006/05/060507_NS_07DAMPgrab.jpg


"I'm the 2nd dirties player in the world"

jman3000
05-08-2006, 03:34 PM
That wasn't called a foul? Wow... I wonder why no Mavs fans have replied yet?

SpursWoman
05-08-2006, 03:47 PM
"BEAR HUG DEFENSE.......? HOW BOUT BEAR CLAWW DEFENSE??????"


:lol

SpursWoman
05-08-2006, 03:50 PM
That wasn't called a foul? Wow... I wonder why no Mavs fans have replied yet?


No ... no foul was called on that play. Haven't you heard? The Mavericks never foul. That's good defense. :lol

RON ARTEST
05-08-2006, 03:52 PM
http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/pt/photos/2006/05/060507_NS_07DAMPgrab.jpg


"I'm the 2nd dirties player in the world"
and 1st is bowen. i really enjoyed him kicking ray allen in the back.

SpursWoman
05-08-2006, 03:53 PM
and 1st is bowen. i really enjoyed him kicking ray allen in the back.


I only wished he'd kicked him in his grill. :nerd

J.T.
05-08-2006, 03:57 PM
I'm sure Bruce had a perfectly good reason to kick that whiny sore loser in the back.

Extra Stout
05-08-2006, 04:14 PM
http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/pt/photos/2006/05/060507_NS_07DAMPgrab.jpg

That's not the real Tony Parker; it's an impostor! Watch this! Umm... uhh... this mask is glued on really well...

spurs_fan_in_exile
05-08-2006, 04:16 PM
http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/pt/photos/2006/05/060507_NS_07DAMPgrab.jpg
Dammit! This Stickum was just supposed to help my ball handling!

FromWayDowntown
05-08-2006, 04:38 PM
Just good defense, baby.


(it is somewhat curious that no Mavs fans have participated in this contest yet).

Taco
05-08-2006, 04:42 PM
"BEAR HUG DEFENSE.......? HOW BOUT BEAR CLAWW DEFENSE??????"




:lmao

Winner!!!!

angel_luv
05-08-2006, 05:16 PM
http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/pt/photos/2006/05/060507_NS_07DAMPgrab.jpg

In your face defense!

OR

Eww! I got Tony on me. Let me wipe it on your shorts.

DaSpurs#1
05-08-2006, 05:50 PM
"BEAR HUG DEFENSE.......? HOW BOUT BEAR CLAWW DEFENSE??????"

Dammit! This Stickum was just supposed to help my ball handling!
my vote would go for these 2 :lol :lol :lol :spin :spin :spin

Hook Dem
05-08-2006, 07:59 PM
That wasn't called a foul? Wow... I wonder why no Mavs fans have replied yet?
Are you crazy???? This pic wouldn't support their cause on bad refs! :lol

E20
05-08-2006, 08:16 PM
http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/pt/photos/2006/05/060507_NS_07DAMPgrab.jpg



I'm gonna copy this of someonelse:

"FATALITY"

maddnezz
05-08-2006, 08:44 PM
Where are dem cryin Cuban clones at now?

tw05baller
05-08-2006, 09:21 PM
Tony, meet ass. Ass, meet tony.!

greyforest
05-08-2006, 09:36 PM
I wish I had more hands...so I could commit more fouls.

sorry but the original is the best by far :lol

WAS a foul called on this play? i honestly wouldn't be surprised if the answer was no.

SuperManu!!!
05-08-2006, 10:30 PM
http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/pt/photos/2006/05/060507_NS_07DAMPgrab.jpg
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DUDE! I'm going to pull down his pants, so don't look because you are too young!

ManuTim_best of Fwiendz
05-08-2006, 10:53 PM
http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/pt/photos/2006/05/060507_NS_07DAMPgrab.jpg


Terry : Ok Boss, gotcha covered.
Dampier: Good, Dampier now make mincemeat out of peewee Frenchman
Tony : Manu! Run!
Dampier : Uh-uh-uh, where you going...Dampier show you two foreigners true pain soon...muhahah..
Manu : ...be gentle.

SpursWoman
05-08-2006, 10:58 PM
WAS a foul called on this play? i honestly wouldn't be surprised if the answer was no.


There wasn't. The funny thing was, Walton said something like "I'm surprised Tony isn't at the line shooting two" and the other one said "There has to be a foul first."

WTF? :lol

Lebowski Brickowski
05-09-2006, 10:26 AM
[/QUOTE]I wish I had more hands...so I could commit more fouls.[/QUOTE]

Best by far. :lol

And the abc team w/ titico and Walton that other dude is just hoooorrrrrrrrrrrrrible! Walton is the only one worth anything.

shelshor
05-09-2006, 10:36 AM
I'm sure Bruce had a perfectly good reason to kick that whiny sore loser in the back.
He did--GayRay was sitting on Bruce's shin and wouldn't get off

mffl89
05-09-2006, 12:05 PM
now before anyone starts getting all enragged about how damp and the mavs get away with some fouls
why not look at it this way when its bowen that is the one that is grabbing hamilton's jersey
im sure there's more pics out there of bowen playing very physical defense than there are of mavs commiting fouls that weren't called
http://berger.sakura.ne.jp/sb/img/img381_file.jpg

LilMissSPURfect
05-09-2006, 12:15 PM
its the playoffs.....POP and the SPURS weren't the ones complaining and making excuses.....grabbing jerseys,popping each other, flopping, bear hugs and bear claws its all part of the game...deal with it.....WE GOT IT YOU WANT IT come and get it!!!! :fro

SpursWoman
05-09-2006, 12:26 PM
now before anyone starts getting all enragged about how damp and the mavs get away with some fouls
why not look at it this way when its bowen that is the one that is grabbing hamilton's jersey im sure there's more pics out there of bowen playing very physical defense than there are of mavs commiting fouls that weren't called



I think you're missing the whole point of what makes this picture hilarious. Aside from the fact that there is an awful lot of Maverick whining about how the refs stuck it to them while the Spurs could do no wrong, check out who's standing between Dampier's left hand and the jersey he's holding on to....

http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/pt/photos/2006/05/060507_NS_07DAMPgrab.jpg






Yet there was no call. It's a conspiracy, I tell you! :lol

SpursWoman
05-09-2006, 12:30 PM
im sure there's more pics out there of bowen playing very physical defense than there are of mavs commiting fouls that weren't called
http://berger.sakura.ne.jp/sb/img/img381_file.jpg


Pretty much everyone gets away with something sooner or later, but are you sure he wasn't called for a foul in that play...or is that just some random picture off of the internet?

Which game was that?

mffl89
05-09-2006, 12:35 PM
yea this pic is pretty funny no doubt but im just saying that some fans were saying that mavs get away with a lot of no calls

mffl89
05-09-2006, 12:38 PM
Pretty much everyone gets away with something sooner or later, but are you sure he wasn't called for a foul in that play...or is that just some random picture off of the internet?

Which game was that?

that was just a random picture but i just posted it cuz it showed some physical defense