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ObiwanGinobili
05-08-2006, 12:51 PM
Found:

2 ft tall mary jane plant growing next to my dumpster.

If this is yours, you may want to come retrieve before the lawn dudes kill it with the trimmer.


:smokin :smokin :smokin :smokin :smokin :smokin :smokin :smokin

FRITO BANDITO
05-08-2006, 12:52 PM
SAVE IT FOR ME... I will trade for a bag of Fritos!!

midgetonadonkey
05-08-2006, 12:53 PM
Are the buds fat?

ObiwanGinobili
05-08-2006, 12:56 PM
Are the buds fat?


no buds yet, it's a baby.

batman2883
05-08-2006, 12:57 PM
Damn

sa_butta
05-08-2006, 12:57 PM
no buds yet, it's a baby.chop that sucker down and sell it.

thispego
05-08-2006, 12:58 PM
damn, thats awesome obi
cultivate them

i bet there is a corner in your babys room where you can set up a nice grow operation

ObiwanGinobili
05-08-2006, 01:01 PM
damn, thats awesome obi
cultivate them

i bet there is a corner in your babys room where you can set up a nice grow operation


damn dude, I don;t want her eating that shit.

If anythign I would use the walk in closet.

midgetonadonkey
05-08-2006, 01:02 PM
chop that sucker down and sell it.

She just said it hasn't budded yet. How is she going to sell it?

thispego
05-08-2006, 01:06 PM
damn dude, I don;t want her eating that shit.

If anythign I would use the walk in closet.
oh yeah, i guess that why you do the mothering and not me
my baby would pretty much have to fend for itself

sa_butta
05-08-2006, 01:09 PM
She just said it hasn't budded yet. How is she going to sell it?plant it in the house then sell it.

ObiwanGinobili
05-08-2006, 01:12 PM
i'm so afraid that by time I get a pot and get down there to dig it up it will ahve dissaperd.



maybe the reason Mouse hasn't responded to this thread is because he's hiking up over here with a bag and a shovel.

boutons_
05-08-2006, 01:14 PM
useless without pics

sa_butta
05-08-2006, 01:15 PM
put it on ebay.

ObiwanGinobili
05-08-2006, 01:22 PM
useless without pics
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a305/wryknow/pot.jpg

gay abc
05-08-2006, 01:34 PM
Found:

2 ft tall mary jane plant growing next to my dumpster.

If this is yours, you may want to come retrieve before the lawn dudes kill it with the trimmer.


:smokin :smokin :smokin :smokin :smokin :smokin :smokin :smokin


damn i was wondering where i had left that

i'll be right there :spin

Vashner
05-08-2006, 02:09 PM
They don't call it weed for nothing.

Summers
05-08-2006, 04:22 PM
That reminds me of the time one of my tenants complained that their utility bill was $300, so I went over there to see if I could find any leaks or running toilets or some other explanation for a bill twice what it should be. I discovered the dude in the downstairs bedroom was growing a huge pot plant in his closet with a big UV (?) light on all the time. I told the other guy I'd discovered what was running up their utility bill and he should, perhaps, talk to his roommate about picking up his fair share of the bill.

Boris
05-08-2006, 04:25 PM
Johnny WeedSeed lives!!!!!

Mixability
05-08-2006, 05:01 PM
I only smoke da Dro..... :smokin

DannyT
05-08-2006, 05:55 PM
i'm so afraid that by time I get a pot and get down there to dig it up it will ahve dissaperd.



maybe the reason Mouse hasn't responded to this thread is because he's hiking up over here with a bag and a shovel.


like mr miagi and daniel son saving the BONZAIIIIIIII TREE.......

Taco
05-08-2006, 06:06 PM
Found:

2 ft tall mary jane plant growing next to my dumpster.

If this is yours, you may want to come retrieve before the lawn dudes kill it with the trimmer.


:smokin :smokin :smokin :smokin :smokin :smokin :smokin :smokin

Mouse will be right over

Faccia di Angelo
05-08-2006, 06:56 PM
how interesting. My coworker was telling me the other day how she found a plant in her backyard too and doesn't know how it got there.

sa_butta
05-08-2006, 06:57 PM
how interesting. My coworker was telling me the other day how she found a plant in her backyard too and doesn't know how it got there.tell that to the cops.

The sone
05-08-2006, 06:58 PM
is it male or female?

Faccia di Angelo
05-08-2006, 07:00 PM
tell that to the cops.
lol yeah. Her neighbor pointed it out to her and said they were going to call the cops. Haven't asked what happened to it since then.

AlamoSpursFan
05-08-2006, 07:54 PM
When I was a kid my grandmother moved up to the hill country (Waring to be exact) and my pothead uncle moved her plants for her. The very next year, up popped a curious little plant that she had no clue how to identify, because it wasn't in any of her gardening books. She was a curious sort and decided to cultivate the little guy, and soon had the biggest, prettiest Mary Jane plant in all of Kendall County. Even the sherriff's deputies knew about it, but no one wanted to tell her what it was. It was the town joke...Granny's Little Hooter Bush.

:lol

The sone
05-08-2006, 08:29 PM
When I was a kid my grandmother moved up to the hill country (Waring to be exact) and my pothead uncle moved her plants for her. The very next year, up popped a curious little plant that she had no clue how to identify, because it wasn't in any of her gardening books. She was a curious sort and decided to cultivate the little guy, and soon had the biggest, prettiest Mary Jane plant in all of Kendall County. Even the sherriff's deputies knew about it, but no one wanted to tell her what it was. It was the town joke...Granny's Little Hooter Bush.

:lol


so uhh...she, uhhh...still have it? i think i need to head up to the hill country this weekend... :lol

JoeChalupa
05-08-2006, 09:00 PM
tell that to the cops.

All she would have had to say was that the evidence was planted.

greyforest
05-08-2006, 10:01 PM
All she would have had to say was that the evidence was planted.

yeah that'll work :rolleyes

if cops find you with weed plants why dont you try saying that?

1Parker1
05-08-2006, 10:17 PM
I want in!!! :)

JoeChalupa
05-08-2006, 10:22 PM
yeah that'll work :rolleyes

if cops find you with weed plants why dont you try saying that?

I guess puns go right by you. :spin

JoeChalupa
05-08-2006, 10:28 PM
And I've had a cop confiscate a pot plant before back in the day. No fine, no jail, no nothing. Just told me to have a nice day.

AlamoSpursFan
05-08-2006, 11:23 PM
And I've had a cop confiscate a pot plant before back in the day. No fine, no jail, no nothing. Just told me to have a nice day.

That's because he added it to his collection.

Don't you know the cops always have the best stash, JC?

:lol

Smackie Chan
05-09-2006, 07:20 AM
went by my dumpster also look what I found

http://www.uncletaz.com/marijuana/marigallery/weed%20in%20hand.jpg

JoeChalupa
05-09-2006, 07:26 AM
That is much better than a broken down bed!! :smokin

ObiwanGinobili
05-09-2006, 07:36 AM
That is much better than a broken down bed!! :smokin


well there is also a maroon pleather loveseat.

mouse
05-09-2006, 08:16 AM
maybe the reason Mouse hasn't responded to this thread is because he's hiking up over here with a bag and a shovel.

Acually I haven't smoked since last August, I want to be ready in case Toyota calls. Since then I can't drink more than two beers w/o getting sick and my topics are not funny anymore Not to mention I can't read the monitor w/o making my eyes look like Johnny Blaze's.

I hope I hear something soon from Toyota so I know or not if I can go back to the classic mouse. the mouse Manny used to love.


http://www.boomspeed.com/woaimouse/mouse-pot.jpg2.jpg

mouse
05-09-2006, 08:27 AM
That is much better than a broken down bed!! :smokin


The mattress alone to that bed set was 399.00 dollars. It must of cost that person over 1,200.00 for the whole set, last time I found a softball bat bag with
4 miken bats they cost 279.00 to 179.00 each. I got 50 bucks for them from a poster at the Troll site. It came with a cool miken bat bag and 4 bases 25 balls and a few knee pads etc..

here is one of the bats in the bag.
http://store.linedrive.com/linedrive-softball-bats-slowpitch-miken-freak-plus.html



http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/linedrive-baseball-equipment_1892_4455087




2005 Miken Freak Plus Slowpitch Softball Bat
When Miken® Sports created The Freak® slowpitch softball bat, the talk was it could never be beat. The talk was wrong. Introducing the Freak Plus, hotter, stronger and even more flexible than it's ancestor. The Freak Plus surpasses the Freak because its patented E-Flex® Technology has been raised to the next level with the maximum amount of flex generated throughout the entire barrel of it's massive sweet spot. It is nothing less than the best when the ball meets the bat and then a combination of strength meets flexibility and durability and all of it results in sending the ball into the middle of next week. The Freak Plus is certified for use in USSSA.



2005 Miken Freak Plus Slowpitch Softball Bat
$259.99

JoeChalupa
05-09-2006, 10:31 AM
I'll be glad too!! Maybe it'll cure the drama. :lmao

I miss the snacks. :smokin

ObiwanGinobili
05-09-2006, 12:54 PM
Acually I haven't smoked since last August, I want to be ready in case Toyota calls. Since then I can't drink more than two beers w/o getting sick and my topics are not funny anymore Not to mention I can't read the monitor w/o making my eyes look like Johnny Blaze's.

I hope I hear something soon from Toyota so I know or not if I can go back to the classic mouse. the mouse Manny used to love.


http://www.boomspeed.com/woaimouse/mouse-pot.jpg2.jpg


:tu I hope you get called too Mouse. That would be awesome - this job is soo kick ass, Emo loves it.

Hungry farmer
05-09-2006, 01:27 PM
:tu I hope you get called too Mouse. That would be awesome - this job is soo kick ass, Emo loves it.


mouse gets a job at toyota? I'm buying a fucking Ford!

Everybody Wants Some
05-09-2006, 01:28 PM
how about you

Hooters Girl
05-09-2006, 01:32 PM
:tu I hope you get called too Mouse. That would be awesome - this job is soo kick ass, Emo loves it.


Who is Emo? is he cute?

Vashner
05-09-2006, 01:34 PM
Ok we got the weed cam up... come by the dumpster and smile





(total fabrication but it's a funny idea).

ObiwanGinobili
05-09-2006, 01:49 PM
Who is Emo? is he cute?

He is , but he's not intrested in come ons from a petite chlamydia carrier such as yourself.

ShoogarBear
05-09-2006, 02:11 PM
Toyota does pee tests?

Mrs.Tlong
05-09-2006, 02:27 PM
That plant looks baaaaaaad ass.

1Parker1
05-09-2006, 05:32 PM
He is , but he's not intrested in come ons from a petite chlamydia carrier such as yourself.

Whoa.....

Cant_Be_Faded
02-20-2010, 03:31 AM
That reminds me of the time one of my tenants

all spurstalk wives are rich

Slomo
02-20-2010, 04:54 AM
Toyota does pee tests?

Apparently not thoroughly enough...

exstatic
02-20-2010, 11:17 AM
how interesting. My coworker was telling me the other day how she found a plant in her backyard too and doesn't know how it got there.

There's a reason they call it "weed". It is one. Someone could have been cleaning the seeds out of their dope, and threw them out the car window.

Dex
02-20-2010, 12:56 PM
lol yeah. Her neighbor pointed it out to her and said they were going to call the cops. Haven't asked what happened to it since then.

Her neighbor sounds like a real ass-tard.

TheManFromAcme
02-20-2010, 05:54 PM
:hat