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Mavs_man_41
05-14-2006, 09:45 PM
We have a visual

Dirk Nowitzki was limping, but he said about the only way he won't play in Game 4 Monday is if his leg is missing.

No chance of that happening. Several Mavericks said they were certain Nowitzki avoided a serious ankle injury. And while he may not be his normal self on Monday, he'll still be on the court contributing.

and u guys say he is a pansy......

Kori Ellis
05-14-2006, 09:46 PM
Thanks for the update.

I hope he's as close to full-strength as possible :tu

J.T.
05-14-2006, 09:56 PM
Yeah Dirkless Mavs is no fun. Ankle roll can hurt but Mavs medical staff will get him game ready. Should be some good basketball.

T Park
05-14-2006, 10:01 PM
Until he takes a guy 6 inches shorter than him int eh post and dominates him,

then yes hes a pansy.

He plays with an injury?

Big deal, Rasho Nesterovic in 04 rolled his ankle and came back in the game....

Mavs_man_41
05-14-2006, 10:05 PM
Until he takes a guy 6 inches shorter than him int eh post and dominates him,

then yes hes a pansy.

He plays with an injury?

Big deal, Rasho Nesterovic in 04 rolled his ankle and came back in the game....

um....bruce bowen is 6ft 7 and dirk is 7ft. That's 5 inches do the math

timvp
05-14-2006, 10:06 PM
Was Dirk's leg missing in '03?

Mavs_man_41
05-14-2006, 10:07 PM
Was Dirk's leg missing in '03?

haha :lol

1Parker1
05-14-2006, 10:07 PM
Was Dirk's leg missing in '03?

:lol In '03, Mavs weren't up 2-1 by Game 4.

dieman8686
05-14-2006, 10:07 PM
Was Dirk's leg missing in '03?
Wow, comedy!

ashbeeigh
05-14-2006, 10:09 PM
We have a visual

Dirk Nowitzki was limping, but he said about the only way he won't play in Game 4 Monday is if his leg is missing...


Someone get up there and take that sucker off!

exstatic
05-14-2006, 10:16 PM
um....bruce bowen is 6ft 7 and dirk is 7ft. That's 5 inches do the math
Tony Parker is 6'2" and he won't take him into the post, either. Concede the point.

timvp
05-14-2006, 10:20 PM
Usually I want teams to be at 100% but after that flopping show Dirk put on, I don't blame the basketball gods for setting the universe right.

picnroll
05-14-2006, 10:25 PM
http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/cgo0008l.jpg

ploto
05-14-2006, 10:31 PM
Dirk didn't look like he was limping when I saw him on the news today.

DubMcDub
05-14-2006, 10:38 PM
Usually I want teams to be at 100% but after that flopping show Dirk put on, I don't blame the basketball gods for setting the universe right.

Seriously? A fan of the team that rosters Manu Ginobili complaining about flopping?

Surely, you jest?

samikeyp
05-14-2006, 10:39 PM
Manu and Dirk are two of the biggest floppers in a league full of them. The only question is who is worse and I think that rotates regularly. :)

DampierAmGod
05-14-2006, 10:44 PM
Dirk a flopper, that's hilarious :lol The guy doesn't even drive enough to BE a flopper.

And yea, in 03 he tore things up in his knee. Now it's just a sprain, even though according to him he "rolled it pretty nicely". Sounds the same to me :|

DubMcDub
05-14-2006, 10:46 PM
Manu and Dirk are two of the biggest floppers in a league full of them. The only question is who is worse and I think that rotates regularly. :)

I'm gonna have to respectfully disagree here. :spin

I don't believe that you can make the claim that Dirk is as bad a flopper as Manu because Dirk isn't even the kind of player that takes it to the lane regularly, which is where 70-80% of flopping occurs.

Dirk was definitely the bigger flopper of the two last night, but in the long run it's really not even close. Manu is a penetration-saavy guard. Those kinds of players always flop more than forwards and centers.

ducks
05-14-2006, 10:46 PM
dirk shot 24 free throws last game
he does not drive
he can still flop without driving

samikeyp
05-14-2006, 10:47 PM
Then we will agree to disagree Dub. Personally I think it happens way too much in the NBA by quite a few players.

DubMcDub
05-14-2006, 10:48 PM
dirk shot 24 free throws last game
he does not drive
he can still flop without driving

He drove last night almost exclusively.

90% of the time he doesn't play in the least like he did last night. He shoots the 20 foot jumper at the top of the key as much as possible. Not much room for flopping there.

15+ of Dirk's FT's last night came on plays in which he drove to the lane.

picnroll
05-14-2006, 10:48 PM
Dirks primarily a flailer a la Reggie Miller. No contact but he's throwing arms and legs all over like he just got hit by a bus. Manu has a body full of bruises to show for his contact. Dirk has a torn hymen.

DubMcDub
05-14-2006, 10:48 PM
Then we will agree to disagree Dub. Personally I think it happens way too much in the NBA by quite a few players.

No disagreement by me on that second point. I really don't like it, even when our players do it. I think they should just play.

samikeyp
05-14-2006, 10:49 PM
Very true.

DampierAmGod
05-14-2006, 10:49 PM
I actually wish Dirk was a flopper because that would mean he drives to the hole on more than a rare occasion.

samikeyp
05-14-2006, 10:51 PM
Back on topic....

Injury or not....Dirk plays. A less than 100% Dirk is still pretty good.

ducks
05-14-2006, 10:53 PM
spurs need to act like dirk will be 100%

Aggie Hoopsfan
05-14-2006, 10:55 PM
I've still got 6 hours until my flight to Belize leaves, I could find a chain saw and take care of that for Dirk :lol

leemajors
05-14-2006, 11:01 PM
dirk has mastered the miller leg flail/kick. it's a good way to draw fouls.

gameFACE
05-14-2006, 11:38 PM
I much prefer that Dirk play. I don't like the Spurs playing an undermanned team.

SPARKY
05-14-2006, 11:41 PM
The 7 foot jumpshooting vagina.

Shank
05-14-2006, 11:45 PM
http://www.screamstress.com/wp-content/cosvagina.jpeg

I know he's talking about my boy Dirk, but I just had to. It reminded me of that kid that went to school as a vagina for Halloween a few years back.

picnroll
05-15-2006, 12:04 AM
http://www.screamstress.com/wp-content/cosvagina.jpeg

I know he's talking about my boy Dirk, but I just had to. It reminded me of that kid that went to school as a vagina for Halloween a few years back.
Any chance you could photshop Dirk's head in for us?

Shank
05-15-2006, 12:07 AM
You know I can't do that.

But I'll bet anything that someone is already working on it.

East Coast Babe
05-15-2006, 12:30 AM
http://www.screamstress.com/wp-content/cosvagina.jpeg

I know he's talking about my boy Dirk, but I just had to. It reminded me of that kid that went to school as a vagina for Halloween a few years back.

How much trouble did that kid get in? He would have been ushered out the doorway quickly around here.

intlspurshk
05-15-2006, 01:13 AM
Don't trust what Mav released. There is no reason for them to release the truth. Dirk hurt or not, SPURS still need to play their A grade defense game to win.

Solid D
05-15-2006, 01:18 AM
I wouldn't classify Dirk as a flopper as much as I would classify Dirk as a flailer.

Can you say, Dramaqueen?

timvp
05-15-2006, 01:20 AM
I wouldn't classify Dirk as a flopper as much as I would classify Dirk as a flailer.

Can you say, Dramaqueen?

Good point, as always.

I can respect floppers. Flailers are trash. It's girly basketball.

Solid D
05-15-2006, 01:24 AM
http://e-shirt.com/Stores/Humor_and_Funny/Internet/216_FL_Detail.gif

timvp
05-15-2006, 01:26 AM
Every time Dirk drives the lane, the moment he sets foot in the paint he acts as if Lee Harvey Oswald has made a return trip to Dallas.

timvp
05-15-2006, 01:27 AM
Every time Dirk drives the lane, the moment he sets foot in the paint he acts as if Lee Harvey Oswald has made a return trip to Dallas.

:lol

Trainwreck2100
05-15-2006, 01:31 AM
Every time Dirk drives the lane, the moment he sets foot in the paint he acts as if Lee Harvey Oswald has made a return trip to Dallas.


http://img58.imageshack.us/img58/6527/owl13oa.jpg

DubMcDub
05-15-2006, 01:43 AM
Good point, as always.

I can respect floppers. Flailers are trash. It's girly basketball.

Of course you respect floppers--the biggest one in the NBA is on your team.

And did you just quote your own post and laugh at it? :lol :lol

Kori Ellis
05-15-2006, 01:48 AM
I think Manu is the biggest flopper in the NBA. But more often than not, he's exaggerating the contact to call the foul rather than just flopping without being touched.

Ben Wallace flops a lot too. Dirk flops too, but it's more of a flail like SolidD said. He flails into people hoping to get calls.

I honestly don't care when players do it most of the time. They are just being crafty and trying to get things to go their way. But sometimes, it gets crazy. Like the time when Manu accidentally got bumped by Nazr and he fell to the ground flopping like a fish before realize it was his own teammate who bumped him :lmao

T Park
05-15-2006, 02:02 AM
He flails into people hoping to get calls.


Like on Duncan's 6th foul....................



Like the time when Manu accidentally got bumped by Nazr and he fell to the ground flopping like a fish before realize it was his own teammate who bumped him

:lol

when was that, that was hilarious!!

mFFL03
05-15-2006, 02:16 AM
Dirks primarily a flailer a la Reggie Miller. No contact but he's throwing arms and legs all over like he just got hit by a bus. Manu has a body full of bruises to show for his contact. Dirk has a torn hymen.

now what exactly is the spurs medical staff doing on the spurstalk forum!!??
shouldn't you be with the team focusing and attending to your players???

or wait....maybe you aren't....so HOW THE HECK WOULD YOU KNOW THAT MANU'S BODY IS COVERED IN BRUISES?!?

Kori Ellis
05-15-2006, 02:18 AM
or wait....maybe you aren't....so HOW THE HECK WOULD YOU KNOW THAT MANU'S BODY IS COVERED IN BRUISES?!?

I'm a reporter. I see Manu in the locker room bruised up all the time. He's always bruised up.

J.T.
05-15-2006, 02:19 AM
On "The Intarweb", this is what we call "YOU GOT OWNED"

Solid D
05-15-2006, 02:25 AM
Ha ha. Manu's nickname (coined by Brent Barry) is "El Contusion" because of all his bruises.