Official NBA press release: "Defenders Can't Touch Dirk"

[RonMexico]

Apparently, putting hands anywhere on/near Dirk is considered a foul. Of course, in the rule book, this is definitely a foul, but Dampier can arm bar/hold anyone down on the blocks and get called for it about 16.9% of the time, but Dirk gets touch fouls 21 feet from the basket. Please direct all questions/concerns to Stu Jackson.

I've already called the office and his assistant says that Mr. Jackson's official response right now is: "We never said we were in the business of consistency. A foul on one end probably won't be a foul on the other, especially if Mark Cuban and his blog are within 5 feet of his home court. Thank you and have a nice day - I have to go eat lunch with Steve Javie."

[TDMVPDPOY]

lookn at him will get you a foul

[snowboarder]

dirk is so god damn ugly

[beachbarbie948]

dirk is so god damn ugly
:lol true, very true

[tetasfromtejas]

yes, looking at Dirk makes me come to the conclusion that the theory of evolution does exist. He looks like his cro-magnon ancestors

[A-Train]

The calls are comical at this point.

[TxJudsonRocketTx]

Can we ban snowboarder for having a retarded slogan under his name?

[RonMexico]

Can we ban snowboarder for having a retarded slogan under his name?

We also need to ban dual hand-clappers guy (bottom left corner, wearing some kind of Mavs green and blue thing on his head). I didn't think it could get any worse and then they call that thing on Bowen with 8 seconds left...

[ponky]

haha, is that what you guys are left with, personal attacks about someone's looks? it's over.

[Winnipeg_Spur]

Apparently, putting hands anywhere on/near Dirk is considered a foul. Of course, in the rule book, this is definitely a foul, but Dampier can arm bar/hold anyone down on the blocks and get called for it about 16.9% of the time, but Dirk gets touch fouls 21 feet from the basket. Please direct all questions/concerns to Stu Jackson.

I've already called the office and his assistant says that Mr. Jackson's official response right now is: "We never said we were in the business of consistency. A foul on one end probably won't be a foul on the other, especially if Mark Cuban and his blog are within 5 feet of his home court. Thank you and have a nice day - I have to go eat lunch with Steve Javie."
I agree 100%. I can understand that Bowen isn't allowed the same amount of contact as Damp when Nowitzski is facing the basket, but on that play Dirk had his back to the rim. Just cause he's a fade-away jump shooter he gets special protection? Complete shit.

[Son of Mavs Man]

Dirk is ugly, but Pop's face could melt a cheese sandwich.

[SPARKY]

46 free throws for the great white nope since AJ complained.

[Spurologist]

However the fuck you look at it there series comes down to this magical formula: Mavs + refs > spurs

[rayray2k8]

However the fuck you look at it there series comes down to this magical formula: Mavs + refs > spurs
rack him

[Duncanoypi]

http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/6981/mavs6thman7ap.jpg

[RonMexico]

Stu Jackson is back in his office today and ready to open the phone lines after Dirk gets 2 more questionable free throws with under 10 seconds. New slogan of the office: "Helping Dirk average more free throws than the Phoenix Suns this playoffs!"

[SA Gunslinger]

Dirk is ugly, but Pop's face could melt a cheese sandwich.

Yeah, and you wear a mask, why? :wtf