Lebowski Brickowski
05-16-2006, 01:29 PM
Man there's been a pit in my stomach since tipoff last night. I'm way too uptight about this. I can't even talk about last nights game I'm so wound up!Here's an ABBREVIATED list of my supperstitions that keep me in this hell:
I HAVE to be wearing the right clothes for game day.
I HAVE to mute all commercials before any sound starts and unmute right when the game comes back on.
I must be positioned in the exact spot on my living room floor for the Spurs to win.
I CAN'T make any predictions.
Sometimes I can't let myself cheer in close games.
I have to drink a Diet Coke in the 1st quarter and drink only water after that.
Geez--watching the playoffs always used to be fun. Now I'm too nervous to even talk about the game! I must be doing something wrong! :oops :rolleyes
I've gotta break this freakish superstition. Tomorrow I'm gonna hootnholler no matter how close the game is and I'll wear whatever the fuck I wanna and not worry about it And DAMMIT I WILL DRINK A REGULAR COKE DAMMIT! And I'm gonna make a prediction too -- maybe later on that one BUT STILL! I changing shit up for tomorrows game! watch out! I hope the world doesn't blow up because I wore the wrong color boxers. :wtf :smchode:
I HAVE to be wearing the right clothes for game day.
I HAVE to mute all commercials before any sound starts and unmute right when the game comes back on.
I must be positioned in the exact spot on my living room floor for the Spurs to win.
I CAN'T make any predictions.
Sometimes I can't let myself cheer in close games.
I have to drink a Diet Coke in the 1st quarter and drink only water after that.
Geez--watching the playoffs always used to be fun. Now I'm too nervous to even talk about the game! I must be doing something wrong! :oops :rolleyes
I've gotta break this freakish superstition. Tomorrow I'm gonna hootnholler no matter how close the game is and I'll wear whatever the fuck I wanna and not worry about it And DAMMIT I WILL DRINK A REGULAR COKE DAMMIT! And I'm gonna make a prediction too -- maybe later on that one BUT STILL! I changing shit up for tomorrows game! watch out! I hope the world doesn't blow up because I wore the wrong color boxers. :wtf :smchode: