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DarrinS
05-17-2006, 03:55 PM
:lol

You can't make this shit up (http://sports.aol.com/nba/story/_a/dirk-says-he-sings-to-himself-at-charity/20060516192909990001?cid=562)

J.T.
05-17-2006, 03:59 PM
What a pussy.

nkdlunch
05-17-2006, 04:00 PM
Dirk also got this poster on his locker:
http://manzam.cocolog-nifty.com/manzam/images/david-hasselhoff-img_2.jpg

Trainwreck2100
05-17-2006, 04:02 PM
omg, what r u doing with that?

google image search David Hasselhoff

nkdlunch
05-17-2006, 04:03 PM
google image search David Hasselhoff

no! search Dirk's locker

Shank
05-17-2006, 04:03 PM
He also uses Hasselhoff songs to relax himself at the free throw line.

You know - that stripe he keeps going to so Spares fans can have something to bitch about.

Tigole Bitties
05-17-2006, 04:04 PM
Dirk also does the "Ssshprockets dance" before going to the line.

erica_who?
05-17-2006, 04:04 PM
Dirk also got this poster on his locker:
http://manzam.cocolog-nifty.com/manzam/images/david-hasselhoff-img_2.jpg

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

Trainwreck2100
05-17-2006, 04:05 PM
He also uses Hasselhoff songs to relax himself at the free throw line.

You know - that stripe he keeps going to so Spares fans can have something to bitch about.

Because God forbid he have to make one from the floor

SA Gunslinger
05-17-2006, 04:07 PM
Someone print that picture out and take it to the game. Flash it when he's at the line.

:lol

nkdlunch
05-17-2006, 04:07 PM
:lol great idea

Willinsa
05-17-2006, 04:07 PM
Someone print that picture out and take it to the game. Flash it when he's at the line.

:lol

He might get hard if you do. :lol

Melmart1
05-17-2006, 04:08 PM
OH gawd... who on earth came up with the concept for THAT pic? :vomit:

degenerate_gambler
05-17-2006, 04:10 PM
OH gawd... who on earth came up with the concept for THAT pic? :vomit:


PETA?

cheguevara
05-17-2006, 04:10 PM
que puto

JohnMcClane
05-17-2006, 04:11 PM
You Spurs fans are just confused by a teams best player having a sense of humor.. I can understand your intense jealousy. haha

Not only is Dirk's game 1000 time smore entertianing than Duncan's.. but so are his interviews. :lol :lol :lol

sa_butta
05-17-2006, 04:12 PM
:lmao
Holy shit that is funny. I needed that.

~Sweetmelody~
05-17-2006, 04:13 PM
Funny but hey whatever works for the guy, maybe our guys can sing some tunes at the line :lol

Melmart1
05-17-2006, 04:14 PM
You Spurs fans are just confused by a teams best player having a sense of humor.. I can understand your intense jealousy. haha

Not only is Dirk's game 1000 time smore entertianing than Duncan's.. but so are his interviews. :lol :lol :lol

Entertaining games does not win trophies, unless you are an actor.

LilMissSPURfect
05-17-2006, 04:23 PM
Someone print that picture out and take it to the game. Flash it when he's at the line.

:lol


:makeout :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

Willinsa
05-17-2006, 04:25 PM
You Spurs fans are just confused by a teams best player having a sense of humor.. I can understand your intense jealousy. haha

Not only is Dirk's game 1000 time smore entertianing than Duncan's.. but so are his interviews. :lol :lol :lol

If we are jealous then how many rings does Dork have dumbshit?

DarkReign
05-17-2006, 04:31 PM
Funny, when I was kid and running from cops, I always found myself singing when I ran. Some off the wall shit too.

It was automatic, cops = run = singing all the way to safety.

Weird. It always kept me focused and I never tired.

uwe blab 2
05-17-2006, 04:32 PM
If we are jealous then how many rings does Dork have dumbshit?
Zero, just like you.

blaze89
05-17-2006, 04:32 PM
He shoots 90% from the FT line, damn. Now, I bet everyone will be singin',

I've been looking for freedom...

LilMissSPURfect
05-17-2006, 04:34 PM
Funny, when I was kid and running from cops, I always found myself singing when I ran. Some off the wall shit too.

It was automatic, cops = run = singing all the way to safety.

Weird. It always kept me focused and I never tired.


bad boys bad boys....whatcha gonna do

DarrinS
05-17-2006, 04:41 PM
Dirk also got this poster on his locker:
http://manzam.cocolog-nifty.com/manzam/images/david-hasselhoff-img_2.jpg


:lmao


Hey, Mavs fans were holding a huge poster of Eva Longoria behind the basket, why not bring this poster to the game?

Well, that one might get thrown out by security, but someone should bring a giant image of his head. Something wierd, like this

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/starcrash/starcrash7.jpg

Summers
05-17-2006, 04:42 PM
You Spurs fans are just confused by a teams best player having a sense of humor.. I can understand your intense jealousy. haha

Not only is Dirk's game 1000 time smore entertianing than Duncan's.. but so are his interviews. :lol :lol :lol

I think that stuff about Tim sleeping with Will Sevening last year was pretty damn funny.

pussyface
05-17-2006, 04:54 PM
I cant take tims interviews due to his annoying nerdy white guy voice (...and i'm a spurs fan)

tlongII
05-17-2006, 05:03 PM
Funny, when I was kid and running from cops, I always found myself singing when I ran. Some off the wall shit too.

It was automatic, cops = run = singing all the way to safety.

Weird. It always kept me focused and I never tired.

Only in Detroit.

SA210
05-17-2006, 06:14 PM
Dirk also got this poster on his locker:
http://manzam.cocolog-nifty.com/manzam/images/david-hasselhoff-img_2.jpg

:lmao :lmao :lmao:lmao:lmao

Cant_Be_Faded
05-17-2006, 06:16 PM
WHICH ONCE AGAIN PROVES MY THEORY
GERMANS LOVE DAVID HASSELHOFF!!!!!!!!


-McDonald, N.

Cant_Be_Faded
05-17-2006, 06:16 PM
WHICH ONCE AGAIN PROVES MY THEORY
GERMANS LOVE DAVID HASSELHOFF!!!!!!!!


-McDonald, N.


I'm surprised noone said that yet. If this is true, Norm was right!

Cant_Be_Faded
05-17-2006, 06:19 PM
he also based it on those countless little coincidences

strangeweather
05-17-2006, 07:14 PM
Someone print that picture out and take it to the game. Flash it when he's at the line.

:lol

I'd suggest that fans at the game get together and sing Hasselhoff at him, but there aren't any Americans that know any David Hasselhoff songs.

clubalien
05-17-2006, 07:19 PM
knight rider

Manu'sMagicalLeftHand
05-17-2006, 07:19 PM
http://manzam.cocolog-nifty.com/manzam/images/david-hasselhoff-img_2.jpg

And the refs are giving calls to someone who listens to Hasselhoff???

:depressed

Damn, I'd rather buy Tony Parker's CD than Hasselhoff's...

cheguevara
05-17-2006, 07:21 PM
Damn, I'd rather buy Tony Parker's CD than Hasselhoff's...


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