Random Thoughts On Game 5

[MannyIsGod]

- Go Spurs Go, Believe, and Spurs In Seven.

- I thought about saving this till later, but the truth is it can't wait. Mavs fan, you flat out suck ass. I would tell you to act like you've been there before, but I can't because it is so godamn obvious you haven't been there before. You're like a pubescent fucktard who's blowing his wad all over his pants before he can even drop the zipper.

You guys are horrible. When I see you drunk and liquored up BEFORE the game even starts, and when you hit on my sister in a disgusting fashion when she's trying to get you to go away it is shitty. When your drunk ass pulls a cheer stick out of a 60 year old woman's hand and proceeds to hit her with it, I have to wonder what the hell is your deal. When your no championship having ass proceeds to completely talk shit after you lose and start physical fights because you can't take that you lost, it really blows my mind.

I understand why the Mavs fans here are so obnoxious. Its becuase YOU ARE ALL OBNOXIOUS. You guys have the largest percentage of disgusting idiots I've ever seen. On that principle alone, I hope Cuban's band of degenerates never sees the light of the NBA Finals. I swear, its amazing how an entire group of fans can be so classless and disgusting.

- Spurs fans, you kick ass. Way to hold down our house. OUR HOUSE BABY, OUR HOUSE. When we come back for game 7, its on. It is ON.

- Bruce Bowen is amazing. You see what a man can do when you don't call him for a bullshit foul? Do you guys understand why that call at the end of game four hurt so much? That block was out of this world. I've seen it time and time again, and I want to see it a million times more.

- Tony Parker will win an MVP award one day. He's amazing. He still has flaws, but are you kidding me? This kid is so young and can flat out dominate games. You can't stop him. Chip, keep working with him.

- Manu is the MVP of hustle. Dude was all over the floor. He's probably one big floor burn right now. DESIRE BABY, DESIRE.

- Tim Duncan is "just" an MVP. Thats it. Can we introduce him as the best powerforward of all time, Stan? Please?

- Finley wants to bury this team so badly and I love it. He disapears in the playoffs, huh Mavsfan? Yeah, ask Dampier where Fin is at. He'll have no problem telling you because he took a facial worse that should have been rated NC17.

- I have no voice. I may never have a voice again. I'm tired, I'm sore. I don't remember parts of the game because I was too busy yelling and screaming. But I'll be ready for game 7, because thats where we're headed.



Spurs in seven baby. Book it.

EDITS:

- Avery, get the fuck off our court. I swear watching him before that jump ball was killing me. Retire this guys jersey? Fuck that, give #6 to the next ball boy who comes into to mop the floor. Give it to Nazr to wear. Take a #6 jersey and use it to clean the floors when they get wet.

I hate him right now. I don't know if I'll ever like him again. I wish Malik had kicked his ass in the showers.

- I haven't seen the replay, but if Terry punched Fin in the balls maybe he and Reggie Evans can spend time cuddling this summer. What the flying fuck?

MORE EDITS: (sorry, but I really did forget about parts of the game. It was fucking nuts in the ATT&T)

- Van Ex. WTF? Give me something man, ANYTHING! I'm not sure if I can even fathom giving Beno a shot, but someone needs to step up and provide something. Tony Parker can't play all fucking game.

- Horry, YOU TOO! What the hell man? Can't these guys give me ANYTHING? Are they really over the hill? I'm trying hard to retain faith in them because they've done so many things, but I'm getting reallyfed up with what they provide. Horry looks lost, at least Van Ex has desire in his face.

[4001 STEREO SPUR]

A SPURS win kicks ass anytime!!

YEAH!!!!!!

GO! SPURS GO!

:smokin :smokin :smokin :smokin :smokin

[Leetonidas]

:tu

[sghspurs]

great post

[sghspurs]

pressures on for the mavs now

[SPARKY]

Props. Mavs fans are starting to sweat.

[4001 STEREO SPUR]

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- Avery, get the fuck off our court. I swear watching him before that jump ball was killing me. Retire this guys jersey? Fuck that, give #6 to the next ball boy who comes into to mop the floor. Give it to Nazr to wear. Take a #6 jersey and use it to clean the floors when they get wet.

I hate him right now. I don't know if I'll ever like him again. I wish Malik had kicked his ass in the showers.

- I haven't seen the replay, but if Terry punched Fin in the balls maybe he and Reggie Evans can spend time cuddling this summer. What the flying fuck?

Retire it to a trash can. He was a popular player, but THIS IS WAR.

[katyon6th]

- I have no voice. I may never have a voice again. I'm tired, I'm sore. I don't remember parts of the game because I was too busy yelling and screaming. But I'll be ready for game 7, because thats where we're headed.


I'm with you on this. I may have even passed out for a few seconds at the end. Oh my god, I was going nuts. Yay to us Spurs fans yelling like freakin' maniacs. It was fantastic.




- Avery, get the fuck off our court. I swear watching him before that jump ball was killing me. Retire this guys jersey? Fuck that, give #6 to the next ball boy who comes into to mop the floor. Give it to Nazr to wear. Take a #6 jersey and use it to clean the floors when they get wet.

I hate him right now. I don't know if I'll ever like him again. I wish Malik had kicked his ass in the showers.

I was having a shitfit about this. It was like he wanted to go for the fucking jumpball himself. Got damn, Avery, sit the fuuuuuuck DOWWWWN.

[MannyIsGod]

Fuck AJ. I'm hating him in whottt proportions now.

[MannyIsGod]

Coyote > AJ

[Trifecta]

Could someone loan me some "fingernails" -- I played the LeBron role and chewed all of mine up tonight!!!! :spless:

Makes no sense -- a grown man hiding behind a freaking door on that last possession with the TV on MUTE!!!!!

My heart cannot take much more of this! -- FEDEX me some glycerin!!!

[Tigole Bitties]

Some more random thoughts:
- Timmy was fucking Superman. The refs weren't consistent in calling the Diop/Damp fouls in the 2nd half, but 12/12 at one point in the game? Ridonkulous.

- Manu. Didn't shoot that well (hit those fucking FTs!), but had a huge three and a couple amazing highlight buckets. More important were the several key steals or tie ups he was involved in. Emmanuel is not just some soft core porn on Cinemax.

- Billy Ocean still has some hops.

- what was up with the sparse distribution of the banger/balloons for the fans seated behind the backboard? It was like they passed them out to every other seat. You're a cheap ass, Holt.

- Big thumbs down to the season ticket holders who sold their seats next to Habib the Valvoline/Slurpee man. And sold them to punk ass Mavs fratboys too!

- Rasho/Nazr = 0 seconds of playing time. Can the DNPs continue?

- Suck it, Mavs!

[Carie]

Where were you sitting Manny? The Mavs fans around us and that I saw while I was leaving were the least obnoxious I've ever come across. Not that that's saying a lot...

As far as the Spurs fans go FUCK YEA BABY. It's about damn time! Although there were a few people sitting around me with a little over a minute to go, and even a few that left. WTF?

[MannyIsGod]

I was in 229. Horrible fans, HORRIBLE.

[SPARKY]

The most obnoxious Mavs fans tend to be redneck frat boy types who became fans in 2004 or thereabouts.

[MannyIsGod]

The most obnoxious Mavs fans tend to be redneck frat boy types who became fans in 2004 or thereabouts.FUCKING EXACTLY. Thats the exact type!

[Carie]

I was in 227 and didn't hear them. Must have been screaming too loud :spin

I have to say, I only saw one asshat Spurs fan. He was trying to get into a fight with a Mavs fan at the end of the game. Other than that I saw a lot of Spurs fans shaking Mavs fans and telling them we'll see them in Game 7. When we were in Dallas on Saturday they were horrible. Made me proud to be a Spurs fan.

[Carie]

The most obnoxious Mavs fans tend to be redneck frat boy types who became fans in 2004 or thereabouts.
Damn straight.

[Trainwreck2100]

The most obnoxious Mavs fans tend to be redneck frat boy types who became fans in 2004 or thereabouts.


The most obnoxious most self entitlement fans are the ones that are apart of the trinity that is Mavs-Cowboys-Longhorns

[MannyIsGod]

Carrie, if it was in the exit well right next to our section, I gotta say that those 2 guys had it coming. They were the ones who hit the older lady in our section. The guy chased them and probably shouldn't have, but they were drunk asshats who deserved an ass kicking by that point.

[T Park]

We had some morons behind us with the clappers, but they were pretty damn quiet because we drowned their ass out.

There was some bitch that had a stackhouse shirt in front of me, and me and about 5 others when she would stand to cheer told her literally to
"SIT THE FUCK DOWN"

THe last time she flipped us off and sat down never to stand again.

The ending, oh she looked like she was gonna cry.


OOOO PUUHHHLEASE BRING IT BACK HERE FOR GAME 7!! I WANT TO SEE THAT AFTER THEM BEING ELIMINATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MUAH AHHAHAHAHAHAAHH

[katyon6th]

Oh yes. I was very upset that I had to wait in line for ice cream while watching a group of idiots talk shit and stare eachother down just to get to the counter to find out they're not serving ice cream tonight. Just fucking great.

[MannyIsGod]

I had my depression ice cream, and shortly I will have my victory ice cream. It will taste so much sweeter.

[Carie]

Carrie, if it was in the exit well right next to our section, I gotta say that those 2 guys had it coming. They were the ones who hit the older lady in our section. The guy chased them and probably shouldn't have, but they were drunk asshats who deserved an ass kicking by that point.I don't think it was the same guys, they were all in 227.

But what a bunch of jerks by you! Did you read the post here yesterday? An elderly woman and her husband (with a cane) were knocked around in Dallas on Saturday or Monday. I want to try and convince Summers to go to Dallas with me on Friday, but there's no way I'd like her be in the middle of that crowd, as she's knocked-up at the moment.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I tried to reply to this before but Carie's avatar stunned me into a 5 minute submission.

Anyways, yeah, good thread as usual manny. Dude, I would have kicked a mav fan down the fucking stairs if he did that to my sister.
And those fuckers are steep. I know. I've been drunk around them.


Bruce Bowen will go down as the greatest spurs small forward of all time, yes, even over sean elliott.

[sa_butta]

Carrie, if it was in the exit well right next to our section, I gotta say that those 2 guys had it coming. They were the ones who hit the older lady in our section. The guy chased them and probably shouldn't have, but they were drunk asshats who deserved an ass kicking by that point.As we were leaving I overheard a Mavs fan talking to an usher saying, I didnt do anything he just punched me in the face. I cant say I approve of that type of behavior from Spurs fans, but I could see how someone would want to punch those guys. Total jackasses. BTW, I have lost my voice, and still tired and sore. I screamed from begining to end. We had some Spurs fans telling us to sit down, of course we did not. The house rocked and so did the Spurs, great game.

Spurs in 7 baby, believe that.

[MannyIsGod]

There was a section to our left, 201 or something like that, where there seemed to be a larger than usual number of them. Was that where you were?