Caption Fun

[SPARKY]

http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/sp/getty/oly_full.getty-57540044cc029_game_5_dallas.jpg

SAN ANTONIO - MAY 17: Mark Cuban, team owner of the Dallas Mavericks yells from his seat late in the game against the San Antonio Spurs in Game Five of the Western Conference Semifinals during the 2006 NBA Playoffs May 17, 2006 at AT&T Center in San Antonio, Texas. The Spurs won 98-97.

[spurs=bling]

gotdamn!! the dude has money he should fix his grill.

[LilMissSPURfect]

http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/sp/getty/oly_full.getty-57540044cc029_game_5_dallas.jpg

SAN ANTONIO - MAY 17: Mark Cuban, team owner of the Dallas Mavericks yells from his seat late in the game against the San Antonio Spurs in Game Five of the Western Conference Semifinals during the 2006 NBA Playoffs May 17, 2006 at AT&T Center in San Antonio, Texas. The Spurs won 98-97.

he wasn't on his seat! he was on the court with AVERY most of the game!...REFS r ignant too......Avery almost tripped up manu he was so far on the court!

[LilMissSPURfect]

gotdamn!! the dude has money he should fix his grill.

or floss or something....plaque remover!

[SPARKY]

What was classic was that he was standing on the baseline ready to run onto the court at the end of the game.

[Leetonidas]

And Mavs fans think Manu's teeth are bad. *shudders*

[spurs=bling]

or floss or something....plaque remover!
and get a freaken hair cut.
i so am going to have a bad dream. about those nasty teeth!!!!!!!!

[polandprzem]

Cuban: hehe it's still 3-2 for us. I'm calling Salvadore hehehe

[Trainwreck2100]

Damn if he dont want braces, he could afford invisalign.

[spurs=bling]

Damn if he dont want braces, he could afford invisalign.
:lmao :lmao

that man needs alot more than braces.

[Solid D]

http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/sp/getty/oly_full.getty-57540044cc029_game_5_dallas.jpg


"I'm trying to hold this until my lips turn as blue as Rasho's"

[polandprzem]

Here comes the cockiness :rolleyes

[GermationSensation]

Why would Dirk cry? Have you lost so much faith in your team that you expected them to lose an elimination game AT HOME? Weak ass "fans" around here.

[PixelPusher]

sorry, but when I look at Mark Cuban, all I can see is this...

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a394/jamackey/frankenCube.jpg

[spurs=bling]

sorry, but when I look at Mark Cuban, all I can see is this...

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a394/jamackey/frankenCube.jpg
my eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Tigole Bitties]

http://static.flickr.com/48/148609822_6dadbfb01e_o.jpg

[RON ARTEST]

gotdamn!! the dude has money he should fix his grill.
thats shows you how much of a homer some of you are! i was joking about manus teeth a few days ago and you guys acted like i killed your mothers. now you guys are talking crap about cubans teeth. :lol

[SPARKY]

I think AJ, Cuban, the players and the entire Metroplex would implode if they choke this away. Or maybe cry a little.

Pressure's on.

:smokin

[RON ARTEST]

I think AJ, Cuban, the players and the entire Metroplex would implode if they choke this away. Or maybe cry a little.

Pressure's on.

:smokin
cry a little? o my god they would kill themselves.

[Trainwreck2100]

Mark knows what the ladies like


http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/2804/cubes3pl.jpg

[greyforest]

http://static.flickr.com/48/148609822_6dadbfb01e_o.jpg


ROFL

no one will get this one :fro but i did!!

anyway, here's waht i thought of:


http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/sp/getty/oly_full.getty-57540044cc029_game_5_dallas.jpghttp://img123.imageshack.us/img123/3420/shining5uj.jpg

[Winnipeg_Spur]

ROFL

no one will get this one :fro but i did!!

anyway, here's waht i thought of:


http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/sp/getty/oly_full.getty-57540044cc029_game_5_dallas.jpghttp://img123.imageshack.us/img123/3420/shining5uj.jpg
That's uncanny. :)

[greyforest]

That's uncanny. :)

well my brain dont lie! :fro

[J.T.]

At least Jack's teeth are straight.

[Obstructed_View]

http://static.flickr.com/48/148609822_6dadbfb01e_o.jpg
That is wrong on so many levels. That must be why it's the greatest picture ever made!!!!

[Taco]

sorry, but when I look at Mark Cuban, all I can see is this...

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a394/jamackey/frankenCube.jpg
:lmao

[mcornelio]

That is wrong on so many levels. That must be why it's the greatest picture ever made!!!!
I dont get it? explain?

[SpursWoman]

Mark knows what the ladies like


:lol

[nkdlunch]

ugly mofo

[METALMiKE]

I dont get it? explain?

I second that.

[bdubya]

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e332/bpdubya/CUBAN.jpg

Yarrr!

[austinfan]

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e332/bpdubya/CUBAN.jpg

Yarrr!

:clap :clap :clap

[Shank]

Holts checks into treatment center
Associated Press

SAN ANTONIO -- San Antonio Spurs chairman Peter Holt said Monday that he has entered an alcohol-treatment center after a relapse of the disease that he has been battling for much of his adult life.

In a statement released through the team, Holt, 55, said he checked into a residential facility last Monday at the request of his family. He said he will remain there for an unspecified period.

"I am embarrassed by this relapse, and I apologize to my family, my friends, my business colleagues and to the entire community,'' he said in the statement. "But, I am committed to regaining sobriety and maintaining it -- one day at a time."

Holt, a decorated Vietnam veteran and one of the nation's leading heavy-equipment dealers, said that he received treatment for alcoholism in the 1980s and that he was able to stay sober for many years until his recent relapse.

"I ask for your support and prayers, and your patience," he said. "This relapse just drives home the point to me that I have to battle this disease every waking minute."

Holt said that his public position in San Antonio and Texas led him to issue the statement. In addition to his high profile in the city, he is a recent appointee to the Texas Parks and Wildlife Commission.

He has led the Spurs ownership group since 1996. During that time the team has won two NBA championships, the second coming in the 2002-03 season.

This is fun! I think I'll go read some of Obstructed's posts. They're a little more objective.

[greywheel]

During that time the team has won two NBA championships, the second coming in the 2002-03 season.


Old News.

[Shank]

Old News.

And yet the Mavs owner has the reputation for being a loudmouth while the Spares is a raging alcoholic. I'd prefer the former.

[Trainwreck2100]

And yet the Mavs owner has the reputation for being a loudmouth while the Spares is a raging alcoholic. I'd prefer the former.


I'd prefer the guy that recognised he had a problem and did something about it. If there was such a thing as a douchebag treatment center I would trust that Cubes would go.

[Melmart1]

Wow, so bring out the alcoholic smack. Like we haven't heard that one before. Real classy. At least there is treatment for alcoholism, which is a DISEASE I might add. There is no cure for what Cuban has.

[nkdlunch]

I'd take a Drug addicted alcoholic owner over Mark Cuban thanks

[Shank]

Wow, so bring out the alcoholic smack. Like we haven't heard that one before. Real classy. At least there is treatment for alcoholism, which is a DISEASE I might add. There is no cure for what Cuban has.

There's that word again - class. But let's photoshop Cuban's head on some dude banging on a fat chick on the dancefloor. You're an ignorant hypocrite just like the rest of them.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I'd prefer the guy that recognised he had a problem and did something about it. If there was such a thing as a douchebag treatment center I would trust that Cubes would go.

I think he's still in that first phase:
.......denial.

[Melmart1]

There's that word again - class. But let's photoshop Cuban's head on some dude banging on a fat chick on the dancefloor. You're an ignorant hypocrite just like the rest of them.

Excuse me, did I do that photoshop? NO. Did I laugh or find it even remotely funny? NO. So don't you fucking call me a hypocrite, asshole.

Besides, a photoshop of a guy dry humping on the dancefloor is nowhere near the level of making fun of someone's life-threatening MEDICAL CONDITION.

[Trainwreck2100]

Excuse me, did I do that photoshop? NO. Did I laugh or find it even remotely funny? NO. So don't you fucking call me a hypocrite, asshole.

Besides, a photoshop of a guy dry humping on the dancefloor is nowhere near the level of making fun of someone's life-threatening MEDICAL CONDITION.


Mavs fans love to make fun of people with diseases though.

[Shank]

Excuse me, did I do that photoshop? NO. Did I laugh or find it even remotely funny? NO. So don't you fucking call me a hypocrite, asshole.

Besides, a photoshop of a guy dry humping on the dancefloor is nowhere near the level of making fun of someone's life-threatening MEDICAL CONDITION.

Alcoholism is a weakness, not a disease. It's not a condition. Cirrhosis of the liver is a condition.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Alcoholism is a weakness, not a disease. It's not a condition. Cirrhosis of the liver is a condition.

Is being a Mavs fan a condition or a disease?

[DuncanInYourFace]

Is being a Mavs fan a condition or a disease?

Oh Shit that was some ownage right there :lol

[dmac]

What was classic was that he was standing on the baseline ready to run onto the court at the end of the game.
I kept waiting for AJ to take off his tear-away suit and put himself in the game!

[SpursWoman]

link (http://alcoholism.about.com/cs/about/f/faq2.htm)


Q. Is Alcoholism a Disease?
from National Institute on Alcohol Abuse and Alcoholism

A.
Yes. Alcoholism is a chronic, often progressive disease with symptoms that include a strong need to drink despite negative consequences, such as serious job or health problems. Like many other diseases, it has a generally predictable course, has recognized symptoms, and is influenced by both genetic and environmental factors that are being increasingly well defined. (See also Alcohol Alert No. 30: Diagnostic Criteria for Alcohol Abuse and Dependence.)

[Bruno]

^^ :owned

[SpursWoman]

There's a lot of sources that say it isn't, and a lot of sources that say that it is. Either way, it's a serious condition with serious consequences to sufferers families and their health, quite significantly moreso than some billionaire with a big mouth and a bad haircut. Not even a close comparison that could justify ridicule.

[Bruno]

To me, it's a disease.
Anyway, calling it a weakness is dumb as hell.

[Melmart1]

Alcoholism is a weakness, not a disease. It's not a condition. Cirrhosis of the liver is a condition.

Talking out your ass again, hey Shanks?

The National Council on Alcohol and Drug Dependence defines alcoholism this way:

"Alcoholism is a primary, chronic disease with genetic, psychological, and environmental factors influencing its development and manifestations. The disease is often progressive and fatal. It is characterized by impaired control over drinking, preoccupation with the drug alcohol, use of alcohol despite adverse consequences, and distortion in thinking, most notably denial."

http://www.opm.gov/employment_and_benefits/worklife/officialdocuments/handbooksguides/alcohol/index.asp#Alcoholism

EDIT: Oh shit, SW beat me to it :lol

[Mixability]

Is being a Mavs fan a condition or a disease?

OH SHIT!

:lmao

[Holmes_Fans]

Who photoshopped that picture? His teeth are perfectly straight on top, and the bottom ones are jagged and yellow.

[SPARKY]

Who photoshopped that picture? His teeth are perfectly straight on top, and the bottom ones are jagged and yellow.

Kinda like the Mavs.

[milkyway21]

http://www.mysanantonio.com/multimedia/slideshows/show_867/ACF25DD.jpg

Go! Go! Manu :flag:

http://www.mysanantonio.com/multimedia/slideshows/show_867/6.jpg
who says he's old?

http://www.mysanantonio.com/multimedia/slideshows/show_867/ACF25E7.jpg
bear-hugging :oops