Steve Javie Presents : You Make The Call Episode 1

[Steve Javie]

As a public service to NBA fans everywhere, I'd like to present this example of the tough job we officials face every day. The following photo will demonstrate just how tough our job is.

In this photo, Erick Dampier is defending the attacking, out-of-control Tony Parker; Rasho Nesterovic is attempting to set a screen but only his shorts got into the play. So with that said, here is your chance to be an NBA official.


WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE?

http://img278.imageshack.us/img278/6219/dampier3mq3dv.jpg

A) Offensive foul, Tony Parker
B) Offensive foul, Rasho Nesterovic
C) Offensive foul, Tim Duncan
D) Stellar defense, Erick Dampier

YOU MAKE THE CALL!

Please feel free to post more controversial photos here so that others may play.


By the way i stole this from another site, that doesnt deserve mention

[ShoogarBear]

If it's Steve Javie, the correct call is "Technical foul, Bruce Bowen"

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Flagrant II on Ginobili.

[LilMissSPURfect]

http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/img/v3/05-19-2006.n1a_19terryLEDE.GE71SU5GP.1.jpg

"It's unbelievable," Fin hip-checked Jason in the head."Cuban said


FOUL FIN!!!

[CubanMustGo]

e-mail from Cuban to the NBA office.

[4001 STEREO SPUR]

E. Foul Cuban for being such a jackass!

[DarrinS]

If he's stepping on Tony's foot, then it's definitely an offensivie foul on Tony.

Sincerely,

Dick Bavetta

[DarrinS]

Blocking foul on Bowen, as seen through the eyes of Dick Bavetta.

http://www.bballone.com/dirkn/mavericks/images/mavericks5.jpg


This wasn't really a foul, I'm just being a smartass.

[Steve Javie]

1. referee

1. Someone who screws you over when all is on the line. These are the people not good enough to be atheletes themselves, so instead they must take up the pin-stripes and make bad calls upsetting everyone in a vengeful way. Disregard any "official" title around their name, because the only thing official about them is their rug-munching nature and horrid calls.








2. referee

One who may look professional enough to play the sport being observed, but in actuality may only know the sport from when they were a fat, lazy child and watched it on TV. They may make "bogus" calls if you will that relate nothing to the given action. 90% of the time these calls are merely illusions.

See : Blind Homosexual Backstabber

[Mavtek]

I believe that is Dan Crawford in the background.

[DarrinS]

Wasn't Steve Javie in that move "The Goonies"?

http://www.lauraknauth.com/MovieCollectibles/Kahn_Stef_sm.JPG

[SlovenianGuy]

WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE?

http://img278.imageshack.us/img278/6219/dampier3mq3dv.jpg


That was all ball.

[SlovenianGuy]

I mean balls. Notice the left hand.

[Trainwreck2100]

http://img278.imageshack.us/img278/6219/dampier3mq3dv.jpg


Well Steve cleary Parker had some dirt on his face, and Damp was helping him get it off.

[Steve Javie]

Answer: Dampier Is Obviously Defending Himself, In A Few Seconds More Tony Parker Would Of Stepped On The Poor Dampier... I Missed This Call, One Of Very Few That I Dont See... Ill Have To Keep My Eye On That Tony Parker Next Game, Hes A Quick Little Sniveling Fouler

[Trainwreck2100]

Answer: Dampier Is Obviously Defending Himself, In A Few Seconds More Tony Parker Would Of Stepped On The Poor Dampier... I Missed This Call, One Of Very Few That I Dont See... Ill Have To Keep My Eye On That Tony Parker Next Game, Hes A Quick Little Sniveling Fouler

Gwt your head out of your ass Javie, clearly he ALREADY stepped on his foot to get that close to the basket.

[fyatuk]

http://img278.imageshack.us/img278/6219/dampier3mq3dv.jpg


I think Dampier is trying to help Tony Parker pick his teeth. By the look on Damp's face, there's something really disgusting in there too. And of course, kindly helping another Spur rid himself of a wedgie...

[Manu'sMagicalLeftHand]

http://www.bbsr.de/images/nba/dick_bavetta_gross.jpg
Hi small mark...I mean San Antonio! Let me give you my insight on this

http://img278.imageshack.us/img278/6219/dampier3mq3dv.jpg
Offensive Foul on Tony Parker. His head is charging Dampier's hand. Also Parker should get a Flagrant 2, since he is clearly trying to bite Dampiers' hand.

Also, block of play by Rasho Nesterovic. His shorts are in the way of Dampier hands which are looking to grab his balls.

http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/img/v3/05-19-2006.n1a_19terryLEDE.GE71SU5GP.1.jpg
Offensive Foul, Michael Finley. His head is looking to crash into poor Terry's hand.

http://www.bballone.com/dirkn/mavericks/images/mavericks5.jpg
Defensive, Double Technical and Flagrant 2 fouls on Bruce Bowen. The photo speaks for itself. Dirk to the line, 6 free throws and Mavs ball.

[Borosai]

Wasn't Steve Javie in that move "The Goonies"?

http://www.lauraknauth.com/MovieCollectibles/Kahn_Stef_sm.JPG

Too much mang :lol