Dis be our Prez!

[TheWriter]

http://www.rumorsontheinternets.com/

It's scary that some people what this fool re-elected.

[Hook Dem]

Actually, it's scary that you call yourself a "writer" :rollin

[maxpower]

I'm sure the secret government internet...also has rumors about him..so internets would be correct. Though, now the cia will probably give him a time-out for misbehavior.
http://www.allhatnocattle.net/bush%20dunce.jpg
I will not di...dib..dievul..say goverment and nucular secrets
I will not say goverment and nucular secrets
I will not say goverment and nucular secrets
I will not say goverment and nucular secrets
" Is this ok Mr. Cheney...can I go out and play?"

[CrazyOne]

:rolleyes What's even scarier is that some people are stupid enough to use that little clip as a reason to vote against him...

[bigzak25]

you gotta give bush a break...al gore just invented the damn thing not too long ago....

[T Park]

rumors on the internets.com???


Buddy Holly the city's park and highway builder??



What a waste of bandwidth this thread is.


Whats scary? is there are morons like Buddy Holly that can vote, and will try and vote in Mr "Global Test" Kerry.


Or as he said to the washington times

"Terrorism isnt a problem, its a nuisance"


So, those 3000 people that died, it was just a nuisance.

COCKROACHES ARE A NUISANCE TERRORISTS ARE A PROBLEM NUMBNUTS!

[IcemanCometh]

Got Wood? (http://humpbackbush.ytmnd.com/)

[TheWriter]

rumors on the internets.com???


Buddy Holly the city's park and highway builder??



What a waste of bandwidth this thread is.


Whats scary? is there are morons like Buddy Holly that can vote, and will try and vote in Mr "Global Test" Kerry.


Or as he said to the washington times

"Terrorism isnt a problem, its a nuisance"


So, those 3000 people that died, it was just a nuisance.

COCKROACHES ARE A NUISANCE TERRORISTS ARE A PROBLEM NUMBNUTS!

TPark, go get some bon bons you fat turd.

Hell yeah his "internets" along with a host of other brilliant sentences he's conjured up is enough to throw that fool out into the garbage. Fuck, I'd rather have Dan "Potatoe" Quayle running this country than "fool me once... shame on... shame on you. Fool me, you can't get fooled again." and "you forgot Poland" George "I ditched the war and lied about WMD's" Bush.

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/graphics/bush_foolme.gif

But since you're voting for Bush TPark, I take it his buy one get 6 free Hostess twinky bill is about to be passed.

Damnit, only if Kerry were President around the time you were concieved, you could of been used as stem cell research and the world would be a better place.

[King]

http://www.rumorsontheinternets.com/

It's scary that some people what this fool re-elected.

A good rule of thumb is, if you're going to criticize somebody for their English, you should make sure your sentence is correct.

If there's anything I'm voting for on November 2, it's the guy who doesn't make 'internet' plural. That's all I'm concerned with.

[SpursWoman]

If there's anything I'm voting for on November 2, it's the guy who doesn't make 'internet' plural. That's all I'm concerned with.


That certainly tops my list of must-have qualities of who I vote for to be leader of the most powerful country in the world...


:fro

[Duff McCartney]

But since you're voting for Bush TPark, I take it his buy one get 6 free Hostess twinky bill is about to be passed.

:lmao

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

TPark calling a thread a waste of bandwidth?

Pot. Kettle. Black.

[T Park]

Okiedokie Frying pan.


As for Buddy Holly,

anyone ripping someone on here, after totally acting like an asshole at the "Other" website by calling this forum this and that, nameing names and shit, should keep there pie hole close ed.

and Duff laughing at a fat joke is like Chris Farley calling someone a dumb drunk.

[Duff McCartney]

and Duff laughing at a fat joke is like Chris Farley calling someone a dumb drunk.

Chris Farley is dead dumbass...he can't call anybody anything. BTW Farley wasn't a drunk...he was a drug addict.

[TheWriter]

Chris Farley is dead dumbass...he can't call anybody anything. BTW Farley wasn't a drunk...he was a drug addict.

He was also TPark's birth father.

[TheWriter]

TPark throughout the years:

Everything was well for TPark early on. Even though his father Chris abandoned his mother for fame his stepfather Hungus, who he would eventually learn to call Papa, help to raise him.
http://www.northcoastjournal.com/021204/cover0212-jamessutfin.jpg


But Hungus, begin an overweight glutton, couldn't help but stray little Bubba (TPark) into the path of Big Macs, Biggie Sized Frosty's, all you can eat buffet, 2 gallon ice cream, and whatever else was near their double wide. That's whgen it all went down hill for TPark.
http://www.wndu.com/news/babyweig/pics/pic_3003.JPG

When TPark was 16 he suffered what can be deemed as a forever life changing traumatic event. While on vacation at the beach a great of tourist buried TPark in the sand. He wouldn't be found for another 3 days.
http://ylatis.com/darkon/vac99/fat2.jpg


At this point in the mid 90's, a new rapper named Snow hit the MTV airwaves with his smash hit "Informer." Trying to change his image, TParker began to mimic Snow, he felt he could get all the girls attention if they thought he was that rapper. It failed badly.
http://www.spoonix.com/self-20030130.png


But then the new millennium hit and a new trend in dieting was to become the new black, the Atkins diet. TPark started this diet and was able to lose 250 pounds in 7 months. He was a changed man! No longer was he a prisoner to his own weight, TPark able to play basketball, run more than 7 feet without fainting, and see his little pecker. It was a joyous time for TPark.
http://www.hopkinscosmeticsurgery.org/images/lipo3.gif


However, all that ended when a Krispy Kreme donut shop opened near his home. All was lost and Tpark gained all 250 pounds plus 40 to peak at a total of nearly 500 pounds.
http://freespace.virgin.net/daniel.chard/funny/Fat%20Andy.jpg


TPark works part time for BigandPlump.com
http://nan2d.com/~after/dave/fat-dave.jpg

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

It's always a good day anytime you hear a reference to "Snow".

[baseline bum]

Buddy Holly makes Bush look like Stephen Hawking.

[Duff McCartney]

At this point in the mid 90's, a new rapper named Snow hit the MTV airwaves with his smash hit "Informer." Trying to change his image, TParker began to mimic Snow, he felt he could get all the girls attention if they thought he was that rapper. It failed badly.
http://www.spoonix.com/self-20030130.png

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

[TheWriter]

Buddy Holly makes Bush look like Stephen Hawking.


I see baseline is still on my nuts.

Man what a nut rider. :flipoff

[CrazyOne]

Um, I think the foundation of your supposition concerning Baseline is baseless, Buddy... ;)

[Taco]

It's scary that some people what this fool re-elected.

The Scary part is that if Bill "The Cigar" Clinton could have run for president he would have gotten re-elected.

[Duff McCartney]

The Scary part is that if Bill "The Cigar" Clinton could have run for president he would have gotten re-elected.

That's actually a good thing. Clinton was the best President we ever had. He's the man.

[bigzak25]

writer, the snow reference was funny...the rest was not.

please leave beloved farley out of you guys shenanigans...he was a comic genius, and it is tragic that he is no longer around to make us laugh...

as for bush's intelligence, rant on, but pace yourself....4 more years you know.... :smokin

[Samurai Jane]

:rolleyes What's even scarier is that some people are stupid enough to use that little clip as a reason to vote against him...


Exactly what I was thinking...

[Tony Le Parker]

There is more than one "internet" or inter-connected network (A lot of people use the TCP/IP network). I somehow doubt that he understood the subtlety of what he said.

[Useruser666]

So what, my dad calls it the "interweb". Thank god he's not running the country, ooops!

[SpursWoman]

:lol