Old Quattro Razor

[Kori Ellis]

As I am sure you noticed, the Quattro Thread is in Classics.

The Quattro was a big culprit in server problems. vBulletin (our forum software) recommends pruning threads after 2,000 posts. We had let the Quattro go to 60K+. So until we figure out the deal, the Quattro will be in Classics.

In the meantime, we are moved to the new server. Signatures are back on. The Spurs are playing in Game 7 tonight. And I haven't slept yet. :sleep

[Melmart1]

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! :depressed

[Kori Ellis]

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! :depressed

So you'd rather the forum didn't work?

:rolleyes

[Melmart1]

No, I am kidding of course.

[Kori Ellis]

No, I am kidding of course.

Well you are just starting a trend of other people who won't be kidding.

Watch.

They'll come in here and act like bitches and not appreciate anything.

[Melmart1]

I realize that, Kori. I didn't mean to start a trend :depressed Actually, I just thought of the morning crew and their reaction. To me, as long as it is not deleted totally, I don't see what the problem is. SpursTalk>Quattro

[Slomo]

And we'll try to bring it back, so dry your eyes and give us a few days. :)

We might have to do some surgery on it in order to save its life, so I hope it has a good HMO :)

[TheQuattro]

:tu

[Vashner]

Electric Razors 4 teh win!
http://www.the-gadgeteer.com/assets/spectra1.jpg

[valluco]

As I am sure you noticed, the Quattro Thread is in Classics.

The Quattro was a big culprit in server problems. vBulletin (our forum software) recommends pruning threads after 2,000 posts. We had let the Quattro go to 60K+. So until we figure out the deal, the Quattro will be in Classics.

In the meantime, we are moved to the new server. Signatures are back on. The Spurs are playing in Game 7 tonight. And I haven't slept yet. :sleep
Holy Crap! I wasn't been able to get any sleep last nite either. Now I have to go to work and take shit from the Mavs fans.

[Pistons < Spurs]

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

[TheTruth]

Rip

[ObiwanGinobili]

And we'll try to bring it back, so dry your eyes and give us a few days. :)

We might have to do some surgery on it in order to save its life, so I hope it has a good HMO :)

If any one can perform that surgery and succeed! it;s Slomo!

and as long as it;s not Kaiser Permanente - the Quattro should be covered. :princess

[KEDA]

ok, so like I said in the old thread, where is a good place to go watch the game, me and my special friend want to go watch it.

[midgetonadonkey]

Dammit.

I understand why you did it but it just sucks.

My baby is dead!!!

[midgetonadonkey]

So is this the new thread of pure randomness?

[KEDA]

lets make a new one in its rememberance!


Long live quattro jr.

[midgetonadonkey]

This is the Quattro's illegitimate child.

[midgetonadonkey]

Do all the old Quattro rules transfer over to this thread?

I wonder...

[Pistons < Spurs]

NOOOOOOOO.....

You must.....let it....DIE...

There can be no Quattro part deux

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

So is this the new thread of pure randomness?

The "Seinfeld" of threads?

[tlongII]

Yes! The Quattro is DEAD! Hallelujah!

[Slomo]

OK I have actually moved it from the classic threads. It is now in protective custody.

Let me re-assure friends and family that it is still alive and it's being closely monitored 24/7 - it has not been deleted. We are working on its return, but we need to create a safe environment for it first.


Seriously though: the new server is optimized to the max to allow as many connections as possible. In order to achieve this we have sacrificed a lot of things. In the next few days we'll work on striking the right balance and to bring the Quattro back (we'll probably split it in episodes, but won't touch its content).
Currently it represents such a big entry in the database that a single click on it brings the forum to a halt for 30 seconds. We just received the visit of a googlebot who was happily browsing through the qQuattro, stopping the forum for a few minutes...

[Pistons < Spurs]

Yes! The Quattro is DEAD! Hallelujah!
:tu

[xrayzebra]

There's always "I Love Lucy" on TV for those who love to keep the old stuff
around.

[tlongII]

OK I have actually moved it from the classic threads. It is now in protective custody.

Let me re-assure friends and family that it is still alive and it's being closely monitored 24/7 - it has not been deleted. We are working on its return, but we need to create a safe environment for it first.


Seriously though: the new server is optimized to the max to allow as many connections as possible. In order to achieve this we have sacrificed a lot of things. In the next few days we'll work on striking the right balance and to bring the Quattro back (we'll probably split it in episodes, but won't touch its content).
Currently it represents such a big entry in the database that a single click on it brings the forum to a halt for 30 seconds. We just received the visit of a googlebot who was happily browsing through the qQuattro, stopping the forum for a few minutes...

DAMMIT!

[KEDA]

yea, ALL rules apply

I think that since kori is the site "boss" its fitting that her name is on the title of the thread!

Midge, lets actually make a list of all the rules so all of the newbs know what the hell is going on this time.

Im thinking a kinder, gentler Quattro!

[KEDA]

we can have the Nick at Nite version of the quattro!

[midgetonadonkey]

Fuck that. I say we make it rougher than ever.

[KEDA]

like the 6 million dollar quattro!

[KEDA]

all bukkake all the time!!!!!

[Anakin Skywalker]

anyone wanna give me spurs tickets for my birthday?

[midgetonadonkey]

Did someone say bukkake?

[midgetonadonkey]

I love bukkake

[1Parker1]

:elephant YAAAAY! No more back-lagging after games! I am sure that tonight's there'll be breaking records of active members viewing the forum. :tu

[TheQuattro]

Yes! The Quattro is DEAD! Hallelujah!

The Quattro will never die!!!!

[Slomo]

:elephant YAAAAY! No more back-lagging after games! I am sure that tonight's there'll be breaking records of active members viewing the forum. :tuPlease keep fingers crossed. I know a couple of Slovenian who will not get any sleep tonight :)

[ORION]

so what am I supposed to do now ? Do I have to F-ing mingle? Is this the Regal Beagal ?

[TOP-CHERRY]

gasp

[midgetonadonkey]

Haha Orion is in this motherfucker.

[midgetonadonkey]

I tried but I can't be in Real Women any longer.

Five posts in there and I was already talking about douching. The estrogen level in that thread is astronomical.

[TOP-CHERRY]

I can't stop yawning.

[midgetonadonkey]

Did you get drunk last night Cherry?

[Mrs.Roper]

so what am I supposed to do now ? Do I have to F-ing mingle? Is this the Regal Beagal ?

Regal Beagal!?

[midgetonadonkey]

Why would anyone want a big M&M? I don't get it.

[midgetonadonkey]

Do they have mega peanut M&Ms?

[TheTruth]

Went to a wedding/reception with 5 open bars. Needless to say, I was unable to perform that night.

[TOP-CHERRY]

Did you get drunk last night Cherry?
Nope. Not even a buzz. But I had a good time.

[midgetonadonkey]

Some faggy emo kids are walking across my yard. I'm going to go shoot at them with my bb gun.

[ORION]

So I need colors for my team's jerseys and I need a name. Can I get some help ?

[midgetonadonkey]

Use brown and white and call them the Dirty Sanchez Boys.

[ObiwanGinobili]

anyone wanna give me spurs tickets for my birthday?

I thought you wanted chowda?

[TOP-CHERRY]

my head hurts

and i still can't stop yawning

[ObiwanGinobili]

My momma is coming up on the 29th and we are planning on a clam chowda all day tuesday marathon.

[TOP-CHERRY]

there's no more search feature?

how do I borrow my neighbor's wireless connection? damnit, it's just teasing me.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Hey, does anyone know where I can get one of those free razors I've heard so much about. . .it has four blades I think. . .but for the life of me I cannot remember the name? Gillette makes it if I'm not mistaken.

[StrongPersuader]

yea, ALL rules apply

I think that since kori is the site "boss" its fitting that her name is on the title of the thread!

Midge, lets actually make a list of all the rules so all of the newbs know what the hell is going on this time.

Im thinking a kinder, gentler Quattro!

That'd be nice, but I understand.

[MoSpur]

What up losers?

[ORION]

Use brown and white and call them the Dirty Sanchez Boys.
I thought about that but there is another team in the league called "The Filthy Fernandez's"

[midgetonadonkey]

Name the team The Rusty Trombones.

[midgetonadonkey]

haha rusty trombone

[Gatita]

Hey, does anyone know where I can get one of those free razors I've heard so much about. . .it has four blades I think. . .but for the life of me I cannot remember the name? Gillette makes it if I'm not mistaken.

:lol

I've been getting them free at the bookstore here on campus. They toss us a couple in our bags after a purchase or just for the heck of it for wondering around in the store. :lol



Que onda Mo?!

[KEDA]

What up losers?


FUCK YOU!!!




:flipoff





























this aint the nice quattro that once was

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/quattrosigrip.jpg

[KEDA]

Fuck the old Quattro


this is the Bastard Quattro!

[midgetonadonkey]

Fucking parakeets man. I'm gonna eat them. That's it.

[midgetonadonkey]

This is Quattro's bastard son.

[midgetonadonkey]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/mojofilter26mn.jpg

[ORION]

Fucking parakeets man. I'm gonna eat them. That's it.
that's it ! Fried Parakeets ! My team name is the Fried Parakeets :madrun

[midgetonadonkey]

That name will strike fear into all of your opponents.

[midgetonadonkey]

I want taquitos.

[Silver21_Black20]

KEDA...still thinking of suggestions to take your lady friend?

[MoSpur]

Barnacle Bills is good stuff.

[midgetonadonkey]

Keda should take his lady friend to McDonalds.

[MoSpur]

SB, I saw you and Bat in the pictures. Did you tell him anything that was said on Friday?

[midgetonadonkey]

I take all my hos to McDonalds and make them pay.

[MoSpur]

I take all my hos to McDonalds and make them pay.

Did you steal that quote from Horry?

[midgetonadonkey]

Horry isn't hard enough to make hos pay for his lunch. He would probably treat them to lunch and then sing them a love song. He's faggish like that.

[ShoogarBear]

I hope you kept the Quattro from the server tests, too. I ruled that one.

[midgetonadonkey]

We should organize a Spurstalk Talent Show. I can do my magic tricks.

[Silver21_Black20]

SB, I saw you and Bat in the pictures. Did you tell him anything that was said on Friday?

I told him you were talking shit about him and he said he'd take care of you.

[midgetonadonkey]

I wish I could play accordian like Urkel.

[MoSpur]

I told him you were talking shit about him and he said he'd take care of you.

Hasn't happened and it won't.

[Trainwreck2100]

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f254/spurtime/Dork.gif

[Silver21_Black20]

Hasn't happened and it won't.

I'm sure it won't.

[MoSpur]

You look liked you had a good time there with Bat. Good for you two.

[Silver21_Black20]

You look liked you had a good time there with Bat. Good for you two.

We all had a great time. You should go to a GTG, Mo. I'd like to meet you.

[batman2883]

why is batman so talented at sports he has no idea....he played his heart out at the field and it was just practice

[batman2883]

damn canned heat by jamiroquai makes me wanna dance

[batman2883]

nothing else for me to do but dance, all these bad times im going through just dance, got canned heat in my ears tonight baby....

[batman2883]

can't wait for the weekend its time to party...........

[batman2883]

poker on friday fluff

[1Parker1]

Damn, you guys only got it to 4 pages so far? :lol

[katyon6th]

What the fuuck is going on here?

Gotdamn I'm sore. I haven't thrown a ball in far too long. Time to get my gun back up to par.

[midgetonadonkey]

The Beach Boys are fantanstic.

[katyon6th]

I bring the heat.

[midgetonadonkey]

I hear Katy has a killer knuckleball.

[katyon6th]

My slider is notorious.

[Ginofan]

I hear Batman throws like a girl.

[ObiwanGinobili]

:lol

I've been getting them free at the bookstore here on campus. They toss us a couple in our bags after a purchase or just for the heck of it for wondering around in the store. :lol



Que onda Mo?!

Hola chica! Que pasa?

[Vashner]

I ran out of beer early.. :(

[midgetonadonkey]

I didn't get 2 jobs I applied for. I'm bummed, I need a drink.

[Vashner]

It's like fishing just keep trying.

[MoSpur]

:lol

I've been getting them free at the bookstore here on campus. They toss us a couple in our bags after a purchase or just for the heck of it for wondering around in the store. :lol



Que onda Mo?!

What's going on Gatita? How was the weekend?

[katyon6th]

Midge, it's okay. I've sent my resume to about 50 gazillion places with no luck. Get a milkshake.

[Silver21_Black20]

I didn't get 2 jobs I applied for. I'm bummed, I need a drink.

Of water?

[midgetonadonkey]

Yes, a drink of water.

[midgetonadonkey]

I need a beer, but I will refrain.

[tlongII]

Somebody better close this damn thread down before it gets outta hand!

[midgetonadonkey]

They are showing Home Alone 3 on American Movie Classics. It's pretty sad they consider that movie a classic.

[midgetonadonkey]

Somebody better close this damn thread down before it gets outta hand!

Fuck you.

[Master Shake]

I hear Batman throws like a girl.
i hear batman cant step into his throws cause his knee is hurt pretty bad

[Pistons < Spurs]

let the quattro die :hang

[Melmart1]

let the quattro die :hang

:flipoff

[RashoFan]

And we'll try to bring it back, so dry your eyes and give us a few days. :)

We might have to do some surgery on it in order to save its life, so I hope it has a good HMO :)
Do you need your local PARAMEDIC with an AMBULANCE standing by to save THE QUATTRO?

[Slomo]

Do you need your local PARAMEDIC with an AMBULANCE standing by to save THE QUATTRO?I don't care about the Quattro that much, but I'll take the Paramedic any day! :spin

[RashoFan]

I don't care about the Quattro that much, but I'll take the Paramedic any day! :spin
With or without the AMBULANCE?
:eyebrows

[ORION]

so what did I miss

[Melmart1]

Orion! I see you! Stop picking your nose.

[KEDA]

Rashofan like to participate in the ritual known as bukakke!


she is most deserving!

[KEDA]

And Sandra, I have not yet found a place, Im thinking Champps!

Imma just get there a scoche early!

[RashoFan]

Rashofan like to participate in the ritual known as bukakke!


she is most deserving!
You offering Baby?
is there gonna be a on the fly GTG tonight for those that can't afford the tix for the game tonight?

[KEDA]

thats the first bukakke that I have ever been invited to!!!

Im SOOOOO there!


Ill go and pick up a gallon of water and start drinking it ASAP!!!!

[RashoFan]

Are we gonna have an unofficial GTG tonight or what? Name the place, I'll be rolling solo...

[KEDA]

Ill be watching the game somewhere, the place, I do not know.

[KEDA]

Orion, Melly saw you put your finger up your ass through your monitor, she said to stop that right now!

[RashoFan]

Ill be watching the game somewhere, the place, I do not know.
Let me know if you want company, we could always do a NC GTG at Hooters or Kennedys or wherever...

[KEDA]

I shall commit that to memory, or is it mamory?

[KEDA]

where my quattro peeps at


Jeezus H.!!!!

[KEDA]

QUATTROTWIN powers ACTIVATE!!!!

[ORION]

Orion, Melly saw you put your finger up your ass through your monitor, she said to stop that right now!
she PM'd me to stand up and pull it out and put it on the monitor so she could hug her computer

[KEDA]

well done Melly


well done!


Melly just went up 2 rungs on my respect ladder!

[Melmart1]

I am afraid to ask what the other rungs of the Keda respect ladder entails...

[ORION]

I am afraid to ask what the other rungs of the Keda respect ladder entails...
I hope it entails a pony and some crisco

[RashoFan]

^
Kinky

[ObiwanGinobili]

I'm having a GTG tonight... but it's in my pants. Sorry.

[Pistons < Spurs]

I'm having a GTG tonight... but it's in my pants. Sorry.


I'll be right there....

[ORION]

I'm having a GTG tonight... but it's in my pants. Sorry.
so we are not invited to the pants party

[batman2883]

billy friday night poker my place hit me up

[ORION]

I want to buy an ocean kayak ! who wants to give me one ?

[batman2883]

kayeks are for girls you big fat lady

[maxpower]

fare thee well.

[ORION]

kayeks are for girls you big fat lady
yeah kayeks are for girls , that's why I want a kayak you dummy ! My other brothers have them and they go to the coast and fish the flats. That's why I need one. If you knew anything about fishing you would understand

[midgetonadonkey]

I have been waiting for Mad Martigan to make an appearance.

[Melmart1]

Damn, so you guys got two Quattro-like threads going here... Son of Quattro and the Oh Shit thread.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm torn between them. I think it's about time I pick one and stick to it, but which do I pick?

[Melmart1]

You gotta go with the spawn of the original Quattro. The bastard son should bear the burden of his asshole dad.

[midgetonadonkey]

Melmart makes an excellent point. But can it handle the random stupidity it's father was a part of?

[Melmart1]

It must. It has to. Luke handled the burden of Darth being his father, so must the Son of Quattro.

[ORION]

Melmart makes an excellent point. But can it handle the random stupidity it's father was a part of?
it sent him into early retirement

[Melmart1]

I am going to send you into early retirement, Orion. I am going to report to your bosses all the things you do when you should be working. Remember- Melmart is watching!

[ORION]

I am going to send you into early retirement, Orion. I am going to report to your bosses all the things you do when you should be working. Remember- Melmart is watching!
my boss knows I do jack crap. He's over here talking about breast and stuff like that all day. so when I'm not posting I'm talking with him and hooters

[RashoFan]

Are you showing him the FINE specimens of boobs that are here at ST.com?

[Melmart1]

Damn, Orion is a pimp. He gets paid to post on ST all day, gets to see our luscious bravatars and then talks more titty with his boss. Damn! Where do I get a job like that?

[midgetonadonkey]

I need a cush job like that. I get paid to post all day too but I don't get to talk titty.

[midgetonadonkey]

I think the world needs at least 4 more Fast and Furious movies.

[Melmart1]

I think you better take that back. :vomit:

[midgetonadonkey]

Never!!!

[ORION]

I'm like a boob magnet. people want to talk boobs with me. I'm like a boob connoisseur. I've actually been waiting until they post the poistion I was originally hired for. They know why I was hired so until they add my department into the budget is when I'll be promoted. right now I just answer questions for my reps and take the occasional complaint call. This might be ending though because they posted my position friday so you might see a 25% decrease in my posts

[Melmart1]

You mean.. Orion might be doing WORK?!?

[ORION]

You mean.. Orion might be doing WORK?!?
might is the keyword. I will get my own office so no one can sneak up behind me.

[Melmart1]

The better to see more boobies Orion. However... always remember that Melmart is still watching!

[midgetonadonkey]

Fuck the Mavs.

[midgetonadonkey]

What the fuck? The Quattro deleted for good? It's not even in the classic threads anymore. That sucks.

[midgetonadonkey]

The death of the Quattro fucked with the Spurs mojo.

[Melmart1]

No, it's invisible so that nobody can click on it and make the server go slow.

[midgetonadonkey]

Oh okay. I don't want all the classic Midge quotes to disappear for good.

[Melmart1]

Well maybe not invisisble, but it is in an incubator or somthing :lol Didn't you read what Slomo wrote? The Quattro is alive!

[midgetonadonkey]

I read something about surgery or something like that. I was in such shock earlier nothing really soaked in.

[midgetonadonkey]

Who the fuck is Jumpinblock and why can't I read his posts?

[Melmart1]

Midge was traumatized by the Quattro's whereabouts :lol

[midgetonadonkey]

I no longer have a girl so the Quattro is all I have left.

[Melmart1]

Que?

[midgetonadonkey]

Nothing. Just thinking out loud.

[midgetonadonkey]

Mel's lesbian regulation of noobs is a huge turn on.

[midgetonadonkey]

What a shitty day. I didn't get 2 jobs I applied for, the Quattro is put to rest, the Spurs lose and now I cut myself shaving.

Fuck!!

[Cant_Be_Faded]

ginobili is the stupidest player to ever bear silver n black

[midgetonadonkey]

Dammit I just realized I'm out of cigs.

[midgetonadonkey]

:pctoss

[Trainwreck2100]

FUCK fuck FUCKIN FUCKITY FUCK SHIT CRAP BITCH.

[Vashner]

I blame Quattro Razors....

[RashoFan]

I no longer have a girl so the Quattro is all I have left.
Oh....you are single now??? Excellent.....:eyebrows

[MannyIsGod]

WTF? What happend with your girl?

[Vashner]

Hook em up with another razor...

Women are like a razor... they can give you that clean cut or hurt you bad...

[MannyIsGod]

Tequila, you are my friend.

Mel, drink with me.

[NASpurs]

Some piece of shit motherfucker got what he/she deserves

:)

[Cant_Be_Faded]

dude i cannot beleive it
i still just cant believe it

its a fucking sick joke

[Cant_Be_Faded]

up 3
20 seconds to go
it makes no sense
this is a bad dream
am i high
must get away

[Vashner]

The weather is dry ... how dry I am... no beer in sight.. and no victory in hand.

But on this night when quattro razor's sleep... we might need something.. to depression eat..

Like some ice cream or some cold beer.. because you fn know! We'll be at it next year!

A poem..

[Melmart1]

Tequila, you are my friend.

Mel, drink with me.

Yeah, I grabbed a beer, but I only have a few and it's not enough to numb the pain. Gonna crack into the Pepe Lopez. If I don't gag after the first shot I will match you.

[KEDA]

Fuckity fuck fuck fuck

gotdamn it all


shit, motherfucker, fuck fuck


damnit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

[Silver21_Black20]

How did your date go KEDA?

[KEDA]

SB

help me ease my pain

drive to Bulverde and have a drink or 10 with me

[Vashner]

Fuckity fuck fuck fuck

gotdamn it all


shit, motherfucker, fuck fuck


damnit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

Hum that sounds like a better night than I had.

[KEDA]

it would have went a whole lot better if the outcome would have been different

and it really wasnt a date

we ended up at my buddys house, everything was fucking packed!

[MannyIsGod]

Man, you had a date and you're not getting sex to help with your pain? Billy, man, com'on now.

Mel, I'm using mixers tonight. I can't do shots. Mix the damn tequila with water if you ahve to.

[Melmart1]

Man, you had a date and you're not getting sex to help with your pain? Billy, man, com'on now.

Mel, I'm using mixers tonight. I can't do shots. Mix the damn tequila with water if you ahve to.

Yeah, I was thinking a shot might not settle to well in my stomach. I have margarita mix but I don't think I have enough ice to make a go of it. I will see what I have to mix. Maybe a tequila sunrise w/o the grenadine.

[Silver21_Black20]

SB

help me ease my pain

drive to Bulverde and have a drink or 10 with me

Damn....that sounds good right about now.

[Melmart1]

Goddamn, I am sick of fucking Mavs fans trying to tell Spurs fans what to post, what to put in their sig lines and how to act. I have to fucking vent. Oh, and the people who are trying to tell Kori how to run the forum and not merge threads are just priceless. If they want a forum run a certain way, just fucking start one themselves.

Phew, OK. I feel better.

[MannyIsGod]

Jess and I are currently drinking it up.

And I am falling back on one thing that always makes me feel better, taking peoples money.

[Melmart1]

Drunken online poker?

[MannyIsGod]

I won't play drunk. I'm still sober at the moment (although Jess just made me a rita that might change that quickly).

I play with too much money to play Drunk. I could easily piss away so much I'd have to beat my own ass.

[Vashner]

Anyone play Spades?

[MannyIsGod]

Although Im' down like 80 bucks right now.

[Melmart1]

80 bucks? Yeah, I guess when it's not your night, it's not your night. Too bad. Tequila and coke is not a recommended way to drink it. I didn't have any OJ. Might go back to the beer.

[MannyIsGod]

:lol

Make it 150. yeah, tonight sucks.

And Tequila and coke sounds horrid.

[Melmart1]

Damn, Manny. Just quit and imbibe. Come to the dark side! We have tequila.

[katyon6th]

I'm too sad to go to work today.

And I was up until 4am.

Yeah, fuck it.

[midgetonadonkey]

Dammit. Today sucks already and it's only 851am.

[MoSpur]

:depressed

[midgetonadonkey]

Dammit I need a better paying job.

[MoSpur]

:depressed

[midgetonadonkey]

Maybe this will cheer you up Mo.

http://x11.putfile.com/4/10802531860.gif (http://www.putfile.com)

[MoSpur]

:depressed

[MoSpur]

Thanks for trying Midge, but I can't see the picture.

[KEDA]

gotdamnit


Im still pissed


the only way I got to sleep is because I took 6 tylenol PMs

fucking shit man, damn this sucks

I am going to have to put all the jerseys and shit away today.

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MoSpur]

:depressed

[MoSpur]

Midge, that is sick. Now I want to throw up and kill myself.

[midgetonadonkey]

Go right ahead.

[batman2883]

you see were born, born to be alive...born to be alive

[KEDA]

Im going to go find a midget mexican hooker and take my frustrations out on her!

[batman2883]

hostile?

[MoSpur]

:shootme

[ORION]

If its yellow leave it mellow , if its brown flush it down

[midgetonadonkey]

Im going to go find a midget mexican hooker and take my frustrations out on her!

Boystown. It will only cost you like 10 bucks to pound her into submission and then throat fuck her.

[ORION]

Boystown. It will only cost you like 10 bucks to pound her into submission and then throat fuck her.
and they take competitor's coupons

[KEDA]

Im down for that!!!


not really

[ORION]

I'm eating these new flaming hot sunflower seeds and I'm not impressed at all. No flavor

[MoSpur]

:sick

[midgetonadonkey]

For extra money I'm going to start pimping out morbidly obese chicks.

[midgetonadonkey]

I can slap hos. I think I'm qualified for that.

[Silver21_Black20]

*sighs*

[batman2883]

*sighs*
why the sigh baby?

[Silver21_Black20]

why the sigh baby?

Cause of the Spurs. The entire building was on this incredible high when Manu made that 3 pointer to go ahead 104-101. Then it just faded as soon as we went into overtime.

[ORION]

lets rent a gym out and play some ball

[midgetonadonkey]

The only game I play is tip in.

[midgetonadonkey]

It doesn't require much physical activity. I just hang out under the rim and tip bastards in.

[Silver21_Black20]

I'd ball all over you guys.

[midgetonadonkey]

I can do 360 dunks on 6 foot rims.

[MoSpur]

Gatita???

[Gatita]

Midge, that is sick. Now I want to throw up and kill myself.

I will supply the rope.

Can I watch?

[MoSpur]

:violin

[MoSpur]

I will supply the rope.

Can I watch?

:cry

[ORION]

I'd ball all over you guys.
I'm a man not a guy

[MoSpur]

:hang

[Gatita]

:cry

Get it together buey!!!

[MoSpur]

I'm barely hanging on here Gatita! I just can't believe it.

[midgetonadonkey]

Mo is pussying up this place. Grow a pair God dammit.

[MoSpur]

Let's make fun of Bat and maybe I'll feel a little better.

[Silver21_Black20]

I'm a man not a guy

Doesn't matter...I'd ball all over your ass too.















Not really, I'm just talking shit.