McKenzie
05-24-2006, 07:31 PM
That we form a unit that travels, cooks, drinks, mows, edges, sweeps and bags lawns. This could be a full time summer job! And we could do it after work hours normally end and spend evenings/ and or weekends with friends, knocking out that distasteful thing known as "the yard." We can watch bad movies, really bad basketball teams :snicker:, even worse sci-fi shows, all the while hanging out and sharing the dreaded "yard work" phase of our existance. Think about it. With 10 or more people on a lawn, we could kick it out in 30 minutes or less!
What say ye? Sick of spending hours by yourself on this ghastly, mundane, brain-numbing, bi-monthly chore? I know I sure as hell am. This could actually turn into something fun. All we need to do is section off the city and divide and conquer. Sounds reasonable to me. I have a big-assed grill and lots of room for booze. We'll need to collect the yard gear, but it's not a bad idea.
What say ye? Sick of spending hours by yourself on this ghastly, mundane, brain-numbing, bi-monthly chore? I know I sure as hell am. This could actually turn into something fun. All we need to do is section off the city and divide and conquer. Sounds reasonable to me. I have a big-assed grill and lots of room for booze. We'll need to collect the yard gear, but it's not a bad idea.