Does Spurswoman kill people and put the body parts in her freezer?

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Just a theory.

I remember she had a good friend named Shelly who used to post here and now is mysteriously absent.

Her boyfriend User used to be a forum regular but now he's never around.

She gives us the updates on them, but do they ever post in here? NO!

Two of her close companions, two mysterious disappearances. Coincidence? I think not.

If you go to her house for dinner I'd just say no to the 'beef' stew.







I'm scared. Hold me.

[SpursWoman]

:angel

[Old School Chic]

:wow

[JoeChalupa]

and don't eat the sausage!

[SpursWoman]

Useruser666
SW: Hot As Hell
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He must have gotten loose.... :devil

[JoeChalupa]

I'm sure User is kept happily busy. :spin

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

He must have gotten loose.... :devil

Or you know his login!



You are a crafty one aren't you!! But I've got you all figured out little girl. You can't pull the wool over the Chopper's eyes!

[SpursWoman]

Why else would you think I got full size, side-by-side Sub Zeros? :smokin

[ShoogarBear]

The question should be "Which body parts does she keep"?

[2Blonde]

The question should be "Which body parts does she keep"?
That's why she got a sub-zero. So she could keep it nice and stiff. :smokin

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

That's why she got a sub-zero. So she could keep it nice and stiff. :smokin

Funny, the cold usually has the opposite effect on me. :depressed

[2Blonde]

Funny, the cold usually has the opposite effect on me. :depressed
Yeah, but we're talking frozen solid, stiff as a board. Not your every day average jump in the cold water shrinkage kind of cold. :lol But I hadn't thought of the effects the temperature might have on the male body. If she's smart she offed him before she froze him. That way there is no pesky shrinkage problem. :lol

[ShoogarBear]

2Blonde seems to have way too much knowledge in this area as well . . .

[JoeChalupa]

I know my boys don't like to cold.

[2Blonde]

2Blonde seems to have way too much knowledge in this area as well . . .

Hey... All I can say is "A friend is someone who will help you move......... BUT A TRUE FRIEND WILL HELP YOU MOVE THE BODIES!!!!!!!! " End of story. My lips are sealed... :angel :spin

[SpursWoman]

roflmfao @ this thread :lmao

[RealEstateDude]

Hey... All I can say is "A friend is someone who will help you move......... BUT A TRUE FRIEND WILL HELP YOU MOVE THE BODIES!!!!!!!! " End of story. My lips are sealed... :angel :spin


2shay :lol

[1Parker1]

Just a theory.

I remember she had a good friend named Shelly who used to post here and now is mysteriously absent.

Her boyfriend User used to be a forum regular but now he's never around.

She gives us the updates on them, but do they ever post in here? NO!

Two of her close companions, two mysterious disappearances. Coincidence? I think not.

If you go to her house for dinner I'd just say no to the 'beef' stew.







I'm scared. Hold me.

I heard you were next...She mentioned something about wanting to chop up the chopper. :oops

[T Park]

User is alive and well I saw him at the last GTG


:lmao @ this thread

[SpursWoman]

Should I take a picture? :lol


I tried to get him to come post something in this thread ... but he told me if he did, then ya'll would know he's not chopped up in my freezer. So he's not going to get me off the hook. :flipoff :lol

[SpursWoman]

Hey... All I can say is "A friend is someone who will help you move......... BUT A TRUE FRIEND WILL HELP YOU MOVE THE BODIES!!!!!!!! " End of story. My lips are sealed... :angel :spin


You are awesome! :lmao :makeout

[ObiwanGinobili]

Should I take a picture? :lol


I tried to get him to come post something in this thread ... but he told me if he did, then ya'll would know he's not chopped up in my freezer. So he's not going to get me off the hook. :flipoff :lol

suuuuuuuuuuure. :rolleyes

[SpursWoman]

Seriously.... :angel :lol

[ObiwanGinobili]

oh - and good job getting t-Park to back you up... that's what is so[pposed to make your "they are still alive story" credible huh?

yeah well - I saw right thru that. killer.

[Guru of Nothing]

Hey... All I can say is "A friend is someone who will help you move......... BUT A TRUE FRIEND WILL HELP YOU MOVE THE BODIES!!!!!!!! " End of story. My lips are sealed... :angel :spin

For a brief moment, I thought you said a "true friend will help you move boobies."

Freudian slip, I guess.

[Carie]

For a brief moment, I thought you said a "true friend will help you move boobies."
They'll do that too. :angel I drank a lot of tea the day of our wedding so my normally bodacious tatas shrank a little early on. We thought (incorrectly) that I was going to need to stuff my bra. So here I am, all dressed and unable to move, with a girl on each side reaching around to insert stuffing into my brassiere and re-arrange the boobs. Talk about bonding!

[ShoogarBear]

Drinking tea shrinks boobies?????

[Carie]

Caffiene is a diuretic, or however the hell you spell it. You pee a lot, how's that? :lol

[ShoogarBear]

Peeing shrinks boobies?????

[Please_dont_ban_me]

I'd hit it.

[Carie]

Peeing shrinks boobies?????
TONS of peeing can. So stress + tea = TONS of peeing. You're losing water weight. When they're this big that can make a difference. :lol

[2Blonde]

Carie,
That story reminds me of the day I was helping my niece and her best friend get ready for their senior prom. I was doing their makeup and helping them get dressed. The friend was very busty and was wearing a dress that was cut out along the sides so she couldn't wear a bra. She had bought some of the stick-on bras but she was too large for them to work. She didn't know what to do, so I suggested my good old fail safe remedy. Packaging tape or Duct tape. Well about the time I am two hands and almost chin deep in getting those suckers lifted and taped up beyond beauty, my husband walks in the bedroom. :lol Boy did he get an eyeful. He turned all shades of red and ran so fast in the other direction. It was hilarious. Then about 15 minutes later we hear a knock at door and we open it and my husband is standing there with his shirt pulled up and says "now we're even" and turns around and walks off. :lmao

[Carie]

Carie,
That story reminds me of the day I was helping my niece and her best friend get ready for their senior prom. I was doing their makeup and helping them get dressed. The friend was very busty and was wearing a dress that was cut out along the sides so she couldn't wear a bra. She had bought some of the stick-on bras but she was too large for them to work. She didn't know what to do, so I suggested my good old fail safe remedy. Packaging tape or Duct tape. Well about the time I am two hands and almost chin deep in getting those suckers lifted and taped up beyond beauty, my husband walks in the bedroom. :lol Boy did he get an eyeful. He turned all shades of red and ran so fast in the other direction. It was hilarious. Then about 15 minutes later we hear a knock at door and we open it and my husband is standing there with his shirt pulled up and says "now we're even" and turns around and walks off. :lmao
:rollin

I think John would have died right there.

[easjer]

You all make my heart happy inside.

[mookie2001]

I always liked shelly more than sw

shes a little less conservative

[gay abc]

wasn't shelly real old anyway? :rollin

[1Parker1]

^:lol

[tlongII]

I think User posts here under the name Mrs. Tlong.

[1Parker1]

^Because it's his secret desire to be married to you? And if he can't have you in real life, he'll settle for having you in virtual life? :angel

[SpursWoman]

I think User posts here under the name Mrs. Tlong.


That's not him. :lol

[Mrs.Tlong]

I think User posts here under the name Mrs. Tlong.

I think that's impossible since I'm in Portland Oregon and I am your wife.
I think you make comments like that because you are insecure with who you are.

And I think I post under Mrs.Tlong because my real name doesn't translate well into Human English.

:spin

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Ok. So far I'm not seeing any evidence to contradict my theory. Not only that, but I think I've identified at least two individuals (T Park and 2Blonde) who have been helping Spurswoman to cover up these heinous acts.

My only option at this point is to go and investigate for myself. Not only should my investigation provide me some information regarding these mysterious disappearances, but it should also allow me to determine if 2Blonde is, indeed, as hot as her avatar might suggest.

If I don't return to the forum in the next couple of days, all of you will have confirmation that either (a) I am now lined up along-side Shelly, User, some Dreamsicles, a sixteen ounce package of frozen peas, a family size box of Eggo waffles, and some leftover pizza that's been in the freezer waaayyyy too long, or (b)I discovered that 2Blonde was indeed, as hot as advertised, and she and I are now living happily on a little island off the Mexican coast that I visited several years ago, or finally (c) that T Park discovered that I was indeed, as hot as advertised, and he and I are now living happily on a little island off the Mexican coast that I visited several years ago.

That is all.

[Phenomanul]

I think that's impossible since I'm in Portland Oregon and I am your wife.
I think you make comments like that because you are insecure with who you are.

And I think I post under Mrs.Tlong because my real name doesn't translate well into Human English.

:spin


Very insightful.... :rollin :lmao

[Phenomanul]

Ok. So far I'm not seeing any evidence to contradict my theory. Not only that, but I think I've identified at least two individuals (T Park and 2Blonde) who have been helping Spurswoman to cover up these heinous acts.

My only option at this point is to go and investigate for myself. Not only should my investigation provide me some information regarding these mysterious disappearances, but it should also allow me to determine if 2Blonde is, indeed, as hot as her avatar might suggest.

If I don't return to the forum in the next couple of days, all of you will have confirmation that either (a) I am now lined up along-side Shelly, User, some Dreamsicles, a sixteen ounce package of frozen peas, a family size box of Eggo waffles, and some leftover pizza that's been in the freezer waaayyyy too long, or (b)I discovered that 2Blonde was indeed, as hot as advertised, and she and I are now living happily on a little island off the Mexican coast that I visited several years ago, or finally (c) that T Park discovered that I was indeed, as hot as advertised, and he and I are now living happily on a little island off the Mexican coast that I visited several years ago.

That is all.

Given by the context watch out for 2Blonde's husband. :lmao

[travis2]

Isn't Chopper married???

[travis2]

Ok. So far I'm not seeing any evidence to contradict my theory. Not only that, but I think I've identified at least two individuals (T Park and 2Blonde) who have been helping Spurswoman to cover up these heinous acts.

My only option at this point is to go and investigate for myself. Not only should my investigation provide me some information regarding these mysterious disappearances, but it should also allow me to determine if 2Blonde is, indeed, as hot as her avatar might suggest.

If I don't return to the forum in the next couple of days, all of you will have confirmation that either (a) I am now lined up along-side Shelly, User, some Dreamsicles, a sixteen ounce package of frozen peas, a family size box of Eggo waffles, and some leftover pizza that's been in the freezer waaayyyy too long, or (b)I discovered that 2Blonde was indeed, as hot as advertised, and she and I are now living happily on a little island off the Mexican coast that I visited several years ago, or finally (c) that T Park discovered that I was indeed, as hot as advertised, and he and I are now living happily on a little island off the Mexican coast that I visited several years ago.

That is all.

:lmao:lmao

[1Parker1]

Ok. So far I'm not seeing any evidence to contradict my theory. Not only that, but I think I've identified at least two individuals (T Park and 2Blonde) who have been helping Spurswoman to cover up these heinous acts.

My only option at this point is to go and investigate for myself. Not only should my investigation provide me some information regarding these mysterious disappearances, but it should also allow me to determine if 2Blonde is, indeed, as hot as her avatar might suggest.

If I don't return to the forum in the next couple of days, all of you will have confirmation that either (a) I am now lined up along-side Shelly, User, some Dreamsicles, a sixteen ounce package of frozen peas, a family size box of Eggo waffles, and some leftover pizza that's been in the freezer waaayyyy too long, or (b)I discovered that 2Blonde was indeed, as hot as advertised, and she and I are now living happily on a little island off the Mexican coast that I visited several years ago, or finally (c) that T Park discovered that I was indeed, as hot as advertised, and he and I are now living happily on a little island off the Mexican coast that I visited several years ago.

That is all.


:lmao I'm guessing (c) is going to be the most action you'll see.

I love your posts, EHJ :makeout

[easjer]

:lol

I don't think Mrs. Chopper is going to like this one bit, Ed.

[SpursWoman]

If I don't return to the forum in the next couple of days, all of you will have confirmation that either (a) I am now lined up along-side Shelly, User, some Dreamsicles, a sixteen ounce package of frozen peas, a family size box of Eggo waffles, and some leftover pizza that's been in the freezer waaayyyy too long,


Actually, you'd be between the pineapple ice cream, 80oz package of broccoli spears, 2 regular size boxes of blueberry Eggo waffles, 10 boxes of Totino's pizzas....and a package of chicken legs that's been in the freezer waaayyyy to long.


:lol

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

:lmao I'm guessing (c) is going to be the most action you'll see.

I love your posts, EHJ :makeout

:lol You're probably right. Yummy!

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

:lol

I don't think Mrs. Chopper is going to like this one bit, Ed.


The only thing that might bother her is me getting chopped up and put in the freezer. . .might.

She's known she's married to a nutcase for a long, long time already. . .poor thing. And she's so amazingly hot, too. Sad how she sticks around for little ol' me. I always tell her that there are plenty of incredibly attractive, financially secure, well-endowed men like myself everywhere and that she could have her pick of the litter but for some reason she sticks around. Go figure!

[easjer]

You SLAY me, Chopper. I so enjoy reading your posts, truly I do. Very nice on a slow boring day like today.

[1Parker1]

You SLAY me, Chopper. I so enjoy reading your posts, truly I do. Very nice on a slow boring day like today.

:tu

[ShoogarBear]

Is this thread dead yet?

[1Parker1]

Is this thread dead yet?


:lol Are you jealous because people are laughing at EHJ's jokes, instead of yours today? Don't worry, we haven't forgotten you. :makeout

[ShoogarBear]

I'm pretty sure EHJ steals his material, I just have to find out from where.

[1Parker1]

^:lol Green with jealousy I see.

[ShoogarBear]

Either that or he's stealing prescription medications.

[1Parker1]

^Oh, is that how you get your material also? :angel

[1Parker1]

BTW, Shoog, don't you think it's about time you changed your avatar sig? Hedo is long gone...

[ShoogarBear]

The Classics never change.

[1Parker1]

Change It! Change It! Change It!

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Shoog accusing ME, Edward Helicopter Chopper Jones of being a drug-using joke thief???!!!!! Sad. . .so sad. . . :depressed









Anywho. . . .I just woke up from after taking whatever those green pills were that I borrowed from the doctor's office across the hall, and as I was starting to surf the net looking for some good jokes to loan myself from other websites I clicked in here and noticed 1Parker1 was defending my honor with Shoog!! Thank you sweetheart! Chopper love you long time!!

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

I'm off to interrogate Spurswoman now. This could be a very time-consuming and thorough investigation. I intend to use whatever means are necessary to get to the bottom of her. . . .uh. . .I mean it, and find out what happened to User and Shelly. If you don't hear from me within 72 hours contact the authorities.

[tlongII]

Now I think Shelly is actually posting under the alias "Mrs. Tlong."

Admit is Shelly! The Truth Is Out There!

[2Blonde]

Sorry, I've been AWOL for a few days... I've been busy being interrogated through the use of tequila shooters & half dressed cabana boys somewhere off the Mexican coast by some man who kept referring to himself as the "Well-endowed Chopper Boy". :lol But alas now I have returned and SW's secret (if indeed there even is one :angel ) is still safe with me.

[nbascribe]

Yeah I saw User too at the last GTG but he had a zombie like look on his face.

Oh wait that Spurswoman giving him her infamous FROZEN ZOMBIE concoction!!

Any wonder why she would mix a drink tht uses....gasp...ICE and a BLENDER?????

I'm not accusing but Oliver Stone has shown up at my doorstep wanting details on this bizarre occurance!! :lol