The Question Thread

[TheSanityAnnex]

This might bomb, but we'll give it a shot. The goal is to carry on a coherrent conversation, but you can only ask questions. Any response must be phrased in the form of a question. The one rule is that you can't repeat somebody's question back to them. Example:

Person 1 How are you today?
Person 2 How are YOU today?

I'll start it off.




Do you understand how it works?

[Vizzini]

Do I have to understand to make it work?

[TheSanityAnnex]

Are you retarded?

[SpursWoman]

Is that a rhetorical question?

[Old School Chic]

Spicoli, Is "Fast times at ridgemont high" your favorite movie?

[Vizzini]

Are you retarded?

Why are you so pissed off?

[DannyT]

are we really this lame?

[DannyT]

whos on first?

[TheSanityAnnex]

Who the fuck cares who is on first?

[TheSanityAnnex]

Why are you so pissed off?Does it bother you?

[Vizzini]

Why do the questions have to be so personal?

[TheSanityAnnex]

Do you have insecurity problems?

[Vizzini]

What do my insecurity problems have to do with it?

[TheSanityAnnex]

Does it bother you that you are bald and I have a full mop of hair?

[Vizzini]

Why is this line of questioning totally inconceivable?

[Vashner]

Where is Jimmy Hoffa's corpse?

[Vizzini]

Is Jimmy Hoffa dead?

[TheSanityAnnex]

Do you have to be dead to be considered a corpse?

[Vizzini]

Do you have to be dead to be considered a corpse?

Are the undead comsidered to be corpses as well?

[TheSanityAnnex]

You've never had a girl in bed act like a corpse?

[ElMuerto]

Have you ever been down under?

[TheSanityAnnex]

Does Australia count?

[2Blonde]

How much math have they had?

[Sense]

What the fuck is going on?

[TheSanityAnnex]

Can you not read?

[Dunc]

Am I the only one in here?

[TheSanityAnnex]

Shouldn't you be somewhere else?

[Dunc]

Why the fuck did I come back here?

[midgetonadonkey]

Can this thread be any gayer?

[TheSanityAnnex]

Do you have any gay pictures to post?

[THE SIXTH MAN]

Do you love me?

[DannyT]

wheres tu pac?

[Gatita]

wheres tu pac?

Isn't he dead?

[MissAllThat]

Are we back on the dead thing?

[DannyT]

dead?

[1Parker1]

Does anyone else miss the offseason like me? depressed

[ObiwanGinobili]

Is Spurstalk ever dead?

[1Parker1]

Will it be dead once Tim Duncan/Manu retires?

[ShoogarBear]

Is this thread dead yet?

[mookie2001]

can there ever be justice on stolen land?

http://chi.gospelcom.net/images/img_daily/07daily/0701gero.jpg

[batman2883]

Will Mooks ever stop hating on me

[1Parker1]

Is this the worst thread ever started in The Club?

[mookie2001]

how do I let spurstalk know I have no inner dialogue?

[1Parker1]

how do I let spurstalk know I have no inner dialogue?


Why don't you just ask them to read your posts in the Quatro and they'll figure it out themselves? :angel

[batman2883]

will mookie every pay his warrants

[mookie2001]

whottts a quattro?

[Old School Chic]

Where's Mo?

[Mrs.Tlong]

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ?

[1Parker1]

Would YOU hit it? :eyebrows

[snowboarder]

Would u?

[Dumbass]

Who is Mike Hunt?

[MoSpur]

Was someone asking for Mo?

[Old School Chic]

Was someone asking for Mo?

What do you think? :spin

[MoSpur]

Did you need something?

[Spam]

Can you get something for nothing?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Is this really necessary?

[ShoogarBear]

Is this thread dead yet?

[SpursWoman]

Do bears shit in the woods?

[gay abc]

do i really suck dick and poke butt?






oh damn i posted this on the wrong website - i hate it when that happens

:p

[SpursWoman]

will I ever stop laughing at that question?

[TheSanityAnnex]

Do you find gay people funny?

[sa_butta]

Do you find gay people funny?Are you gay?

[FromWayDowntown]

Why do people keep asking that?

[sa_butta]

Why do people keep asking that?is there an answer?

[TheSanityAnnex]

Does my long hair make me look gay?

[FromWayDowntown]

Why are you concerned about that?

[TheSanityAnnex]

Is it wrong to care what others think?

[sa_butta]

who will answer all the questions in this thread?

[FromWayDowntown]

Why not be comfortable with who you are?

[sa_butta]

Did I leave the iron on?

[sa_butta]

Why not be uncomfortable with who you aren't?

[George W Bush]

Why must yall confuse me more than I already am?

[FromWayDowntown]

Do you even understand this thread?

[TheSanityAnnex]

Is it true Bush knows Jesus?

[SpursWoman]

I thought all men liked Bush?

[George W Bush]

Do you even understand this thread?

Do I speak Spanish?

[Gatita]

do i really suck dick and poke butt?






oh damn i posted this on the wrong website - i hate it when that happens

:p

Does ass poking hurt?

[George W Bush]

Are you offering?

[sa_butta]

Does ass poking hurt?Would you like to find out?

[Gatita]

Are you offering?

Yes.

Can I poke your ass?

[Gatita]

Would you like to find out?

Yes.

Can I poke your ass?

[sa_butta]

Yes.

Can I poke your ass?will you use your tongue?

[SpursWoman]

Can I poke your ass?


Would you like to borrow a baseball bat?

[TheSanityAnnex]

Will there be lube involved?

[George W Bush]

Yes.

Can I poke your ass?

Can you wait till Laura's finished?

[Gatita]

will you use your tongue?

THE TONGUE

http://mud.mm-a8.yimg.com/image/2963795818

[Gatita]

Would you like to borrow a baseball bat?

Do you think SaButta would like that?

[Drill Instructor]

Can I poke your ass?


Are you the kinda person that would poke someone in the ass and not have the goddamn common courtesy to give him the reach around?!!

[TheSanityAnnex]

Can we stop talking about gay shit?

[Gatita]

Are you the kinda person that would poke someone in the ass and not have the goddamn common courtesy to give him the reach around?!!

:lmao

Yes.

Aren't you?

[Tony Soprano]

Ok, what the fuck is it wit dis gay shit?

[TheSanityAnnex]

Is all of this making anyone else feel like they need a shower?

[Paulie]

Do you think I needs one?

[Gatita]

Can I watch?

[TheSanityAnnex]

Why would you want to watch him?

[Gatita]

Yes.

Do you?



Don't you want to join?

Can it be recorded?

[sa_butta]

Can I watch?Can we watch you use your tongue on yourself?

[Gatita]

Can we watch you use your tongue on yourself?

THE TONGUE http://mud.mm-a8.yimg.com/image/2963795818 is reserved for only one person, YOU.

Didn't you know that?

[Bugs Bunny]

ehh, what's up doc?

[Gatita]

Where is Elmer?

[sa_butta]

THE TONGUE http://mud.mm-a8.yimg.com/image/2963795818 is reserved for only one person, YOU.

Didn't you know that?didnt you know that the exit is blocked?
Why dont you try it?

[batman2883]

why does sandra and gatita both love me so

[Elmer Fudd]

Where is Elmer?

Why, is it wabbit season?

[sa_butta]

ehh, what's up doc?can you shove that carrot up your ass and tell us if it hurts?>

[Gatita]

didnt you know that the exit is blocked?
Why dont you try it?

Sounds like you need some fiber...

Why don't you buy some?

[Gatita]

why does sandra and gatita both love me so

No mas.... :spin

Why do you love me so?

[Gatita]

Why, is it wabbit season?

Yes.

Where is the rabbit?

[batman2883]

No mas.... :spin

Why do you love me so?
I think its the way that you stood up to me when i first confronted you, you're regulating skills were pretty damn decent....however i still won the battle and war

[batman2883]

gatita is french for give me some fuc*ing cola

[Gatita]

I think its the way that you stood up to me when i first confronted you, you're regulating skills were pretty damn decent....however i still won the battle and war?

Not quite.

Don't you think?

[batman2883]

Not quite.

Don't you think?
no i think i won overall

[Gatita]

gatita is french for give me some fuc*ing cola

I like my Cola to be Diet.

You don't know french do you?

[batman2883]

I like my Cola to be Diet.

You don't know french do you?
i speak a little bit,

[FromWayDowntown]

Will batman ask a question?

[1Parker1]

How the heck did this thread reach 5 pages? :lol

Is it because the Spurs are out of the playoffs and now everyone lives in The Club? :lol

[FromWayDowntown]

Could it be that some are trying to inflate post counts?

[sa_butta]

How the heck did this thread reach 5 pages? :lol

Is it because the Spurs are out of the playoffs and now everyone lives in The Club? :lolis it because of the dissapearance of the Quattro?

[TheSanityAnnex]

Does Batman need an explanation of the rules?

[MoSpur]

Did Batman almost ruin this thread with the statements instead of questions?

[TheSanityAnnex]

Can a thread actually be ruined?

[1Parker1]

Could it be that some are trying to inflate post counts?


Could it be that "some" is refering to urself? :angel

[1Parker1]

Did Batman almost ruin this thread with the statements instead of questions?


Would you be surprised if he had almost ruined another thread?

[FromWayDowntown]

Isn't there a prize for getting to 5,000 posts?

[1Parker1]

Why is it that I continue to post in this inane thread? :shootme

[SpursWoman]

Could it be that some are trying to inflate post counts?

Do I really look like there is any thing about me or my post count that needs inflating?


:lol

[MoSpur]

Why didn't I ask myself that question Parker?

[MoSpur]

Is this thread making my day go by fast or is it just me?

[Old School Chic]

why does sandra and gatita both love me so


Who lied to you?

[1Parker1]

Isn't there a prize for getting to 5,000 posts?

:lmao :lmao

Do you think the prize is being invited to Spurswoman's home and getting chopped into pieces?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Why is there never anything worth a damn on television during the day?

[MoSpur]

Is OSC making fun of Bat?

[1Parker1]

Why is there never anything worth a damn on television during the day?


Why are people lucky enough to stay at home and not have to work bitch about nothing to watch on TV???

[1Parker1]

Is OSC making fun of Bat?


Are you as good-looking as you are astute? :lol

[MoSpur]

Are you trying to be funny Parker?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Why are people lucky enough to stay at home and not have to work bitch about nothing to watch on TV???

How do I go about answering that question with a question?

[1Parker1]

Are you trying to be funny Parker?


Did you find what I wrote funny?

[MoSpur]

Can we just move on?

[1Parker1]

How do I go about answering that question with a question?


You could have answered:

Why do you people who work bitch about having to actually do some work? :lol

[FromWayDowntown]

How can I be expected to work with all of these questions being asked AND SpursWoman talking about inflation?

[Gatita]

What is there to do in SA on a Friday night?

[FromWayDowntown]

What sorts of things are you looking to do?

[Gatita]

Dancing..a little dinner...

Know any romantic spots?

[MoSpur]

What kind of romantic?

[Gatita]

As in me and my viejo kind of romantic...

Savvy?

[Gatita]

Or should I take Cassandra instead?

[ObiwanGinobili]

Isn't there a prize for getting to 5,000 posts?

all I got was a :elephant

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

You could have answered:

Why do you people who work bitch about having to actually do some work? :lol

Or could I have said:

Why is there never anything on television during the day to entertain people like me who work nights?

There.
How's that?!

[1Parker1]

What sorts of things are you looking to do?


What do you think you'll get after 5 more posts?

[ObiwanGinobili]

Dancing..a little dinner...

Know any romantic spots?


Or should I take Cassandra instead?

what time are you picking me up?

[1Parker1]

Or could I have said:

Why is there never anything on television during the day to entertain people like me who work nights?
There.
How's that?!


Shouldn't people work nights be sleeping during the day, instead of trying to find some good TV? :angel

[Gatita]

what time are you picking me up?

Are you putting out?

[ObiwanGinobili]

Are you putting out?

Only if you pay for everything. Don't you know I'm easy but not that easy?

[batman2883]

batman doesnt ruin threads he makes them popular

[1Parker1]

Don't you know I'm easy but not that easy?


Don't you all think she fooled everyone quite well with this? :angel

[Gatita]

Only if you pay for everything. Don't you know I'm easy but not that easy?

You are far from easy...you are damn hard to get! :madrun

Is there anything else you want? :eyebrows

[1Parker1]

batman doesnt ruin threads he makes them popular


Should we all chip in and offer Batboy a reading tutor so he can learn to follow directions? :)

[TheQuattro]

batman doesnt ruin threads he makes them popular

Says who?

[ObiwanGinobili]

You are far from easy...you are damn hard to get! :madrun

Is there anything else you want? :eyebrows

the world?

[Gatita]

Should we all chip in and offer Batboy a reading tutor so he can learn to follow directions? :)


Do you think it would help?

[ObiwanGinobili]

Should we all chip in and offer Batboy a reading tutor so he can learn to follow directions? :)
is batman dyslexic?

[Gatita]

the world?

For you...anything. :makeout

Would you like it on a silver platter?

[ShoogarBear]

Is this thread dead yet, or has it become the new Quattro?

[MoSpur]

Didn't I say Batman would murder this thread?

[MoSpur]

Will there ever be another Quattro?

[Johnny Cakes]

Can we talk about the gay stuff again?

[ObiwanGinobili]

For you...anything. :makeout

Would you like it on a silver platter?

with cherries? :spin

[Gatita]

Can we talk about the gay stuff again?

:lmao

Did he really call you Johnnycakes?

[ObiwanGinobili]

Can we talk about the gay stuff again?

Did you have an affair with any of the other volunteer firefighters.

[Gatita]

with cherries? :spin


How about whipped cream and a video camera?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Has it all really come down to this?

[Tony Soprano]

Can we talk about the gay stuff again?

Wanna get whacked?

[ShoogarBear]

What's it all about, Alfie?

[Johnny Cakes]

Did you have an affair with any of the other volunteer firefighters.

Why would my private (and hot) sexual escapades be of any concern to you?

[ShoogarBear]

Is it just for the moment we live?

[ShoogarBear]

What's it all about, when you sort it out, Alfie?

[Sgt. Toomey]

Didn't I say Batman would murder this thread?

Would you say Batman would need three promotions to get to be an asshole?

[ShoogarBear]

Are we meant to take more than we give?

[TheMrPeanut]

Are you all nuts?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

What's the frequency, Kenneth?

[MoSpur]

Is there really 10 members in this thread?

[ShoogarBear]

How can you mend a broken heart?

[ShoogarBear]

How can you stop the rain from coming down?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Are ALL the best things in life TRULY free?

[1Parker1]

:lmao Does Shoogarbear not understand this thread either?

[ShoogarBear]

Is there really 10 members in this thread?

Shouldn't that be are?

[George W Bush]

Are there really people dumber than me?

[ShoogarBear]

:lmao Does Shoogarbear not understand this thread either?

Did you realize that there are a helluva lot of songs with lyrics that are just questions?

[ShoogarBear]

Why do fools fall in love?

[TheSanityAnnex]

This might bomb, but we'll give it a shot.Can we say this hasn't bombed yet?

[ShoogarBear]

Why do birds sing so gay?

[ShoogarBear]

^I wonder if that will get sidetracked?

[TheSanityAnnex]

Why do you know so many stupid song titles?

[George W Bush]

Can we say this hasn't bombed yet?

Someone say bomb?

[ShoogarBear]

Why does the rain fall from up above?

[ShoogarBear]

Why do you know so many stupid song titles?

Why don't you know any?

[1Parker1]

Did you realize that there are a helluva lot of songs with lyrics that are just questions?


Why can't we be friends?

[Drill Instructor]

Why does the rain fall from up above?

Why don't you fuckin' stop rambling already?!!

[1Parker1]

Why don't you know any?


What's love got to do, got to do with it???

[ShoogarBear]

Why don't you fuckin' stop rambling already?!!

Did your mother have any children that lived?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Is the enemy of my enemy REALLY my friend?

[ShoogarBear]

What's love but a second-hand emotion?

[ObiwanGinobili]

How about whipped cream and a video camera?

and a blindfold? :princess

[Pee-Wee Herman]

Anyone know of a good place to take my bike for a spin?

Haha!

[ObiwanGinobili]

When did shoog become such a thread killer?

[ShoogarBear]

Is this thread dead yet?

[Tony Soprano]

When did shoog become such a thread killer?

Want me to whack him?

[Rocky Jr.]

Anyone seen my dad?

[1Parker1]

When did shoog become such a thread killer?

Has shoog been taking lessons from batboy?

[ShoogarBear]

When did shoog become such a thread killer?

Why do you hate music so much?

[1Parker1]

Want me to whack him?


:lol

[FromWayDowntown]

How many more song lyrics does Shoog know?

[1Parker1]

Why do you hate music so much?


Why do you want this thread dead, but keep posting in it?

[George W Bush]

:lol

Why is Pac Man laughing?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

How many more song lyrics does Shoog know?

Do you really want to know?

[1Parker1]

How many more song lyrics does Shoog know?


I'm guessing a lot more. Does Shoog have no life? :angel

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Why is Pac Man laughing?

Shouldn't you be running the country or are you back at the ranch yet again?

[ShoogarBear]

When did this thread become about me?

[1Parker1]

When did this thread become about me?


Doesn't everything always have to be about you?

[George W Bush]

Shouldn't you be running the country or are you back at the ranch yet again?

Didn't you know that I'm always on vacation?

[1Parker1]

PS. Yes!! Only an hour left of work! Come on Obi...entertain me! :)

[FromWayDowntown]

Should I waste my 5,000th post on a question in this thread?

[TheSanityAnnex]

Didn't you know that I'm always on vacation?
Seen anything unusual on your vacations?

[TheSanityAnnex]

Should I waste my 5,000th post on a question in this thread?
Have your other 4,999 posts been this stupid?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Should I waste my 5,000th post on a question in this thread?

Got anything better to do with it?

[ShoogarBear]

Should I waste my 5,000th post on a question in this thread?
Do you want to go back and compare it to the other 4999?

[ShoogarBear]

So, enough answers to your question, FWD?

[Drill Instructor]

Does FWD always have to play fucking "lawyer" every goddamn time?!

[1Parker1]

Should I waste my 5,000th post on a question in this thread?

Shouldn't you save it for a special occasion and write an ODE to the important Spurstalk.com members (specifically me) as your 5,000th post?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Did you get a free bowl of soup with that hat?

[DannyT]

are you happy with this thread?
or is it dead?
do you like head?
do you like it in bed?
what did he said?

[MoSpur]

Is it almost 5?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Where are you?

[TheSanityAnnex]

Is it almost 5?
Don't you own a watch?

[1Parker1]

Is it almost 5?


Does almost mean 47 minutes to 5?

[Ernie]

Where is Ducks when you want to play?

[1Parker1]

Don't you own a watch?

:lol That also.

[1Parker1]

Where is Ducks when you want to play?


Shouldn't you be playing with Burt?

[TheSanityAnnex]

Shouldn't you be playing with Burt?
Why do we always revert back to the gay shit?

[Popeye]

Do you knows why I eats me spinach?

[sa_butta]

Do you know why I's eats me spinach?How did you not break Oliveoil?

[Olive Oyl]

How did you not break Oliveoil?

Why don't you mind your own business?

[sa_butta]

Why don't you mind your own business?Did you bang Bluto too?

[DannyT]

are you happy with this thread?
or is it dead?
do you like head?
do you like it in bed?
what did he said?


why did you all skip this?

[1Parker1]

Is it safe to say that this thread is now officially dead? :lol

[batman2883]

this thread blows

[Drill Instructor]

why did you all skip this?

What's your excuse Private?!

[sa_butta]

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^^does this mean dead?

[sa_butta]

this thread blowsThen why are we in it?

[Drill Instructor]

this thread blows

Why does Private Batman continue to threaten to kill this thread?!
Does Private Batman not know how to follow fucking instructions?!!

[batman2883]

Why does Private Batman continue to threaten to kill this thread?!
Does Private Batman not know how to follow fucking instructions?!!
im not a private you piece of shi* maggot call me major general batman mofo