Things that would probably make me crap my pants...

[Vizzini]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060526/ap_on_re_us/mudflow_false_alarm

It is a good thing that it was just a false alarm. Can you imagine what it would be like to hear something like that?

[Carie]

But on Wednesday, 1580 AM picked up the test signal as real and said the lahar was coming. The prerecorded radio message apparently was triggered by a software error.

Job opening.

[ElMuerto]

http://www.meridiannut.com/images/products/prunes.jpg

[Vizzini]

http://s133702574.onlinehome.us/pictures/blog/crappedmypants.jpg