First Family Collapse?

[Nbadan]

http://allhatnocattle.net/globe-20060526-bushes.jpg


"GEORGE and Laura Bush's marriage has collapsed as his approval ratings plummet and a host of mounting personal problems rip the first couple apart and push them to secretly lead separate lives!

GLOBE has learned that while George and Laura still appear as the first couple at various public functions, they hardly speak to one another in private and don't even want to be in the same room together.

"When the cameras aren't on, they have nothing to do with one another," a longtime friend confides to GLOBE. "There's no interaction at all. "For all practical purposes, they've broken up. But Laura is a fighter. Deep in her heart she still loves Dubya and she won't give up."

Bitter President Sources reveal that an increasingly bitter president has had a series of nasty fights with his wife of 28 years after she expressed fears he would again turn to the bottle to. drown his worries, which include his battered image and a nasty feud between Laura and his mother."

Globe (http://s88172659.onlinehome.us/2006/05/globe-exclusive-george-and-lauras.html)

[Gerryatrics]

The Globe? Come on, even for you that's reaching. Of course if I had to pick someone gullible enough to actually believe that tripe, you'd be pretty high on that list.

[xrayzebra]

Well, finally a paper of record reveals it all. Right up there with the NYT and
Dan Rather and ABC News. Gosh, who would have thunk it.

[Yonivore]

Well, finally a paper of record reveals it all. Right up there with the NYT and
Dan Rather and ABC News. Gosh, who would have thunk it.
Actually, the Globe is right up there with the New York Times, Dan Rather, and ABC News.

[chode_regulator]

i really hope hes just posting this to be silly or stir controversy

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

:lmao

[Johnny Cakes]

I wanna see the steamy Prince Harry party pics.

[shelshor]

Actually, the Globe is right up there with the New York Times, Dan Rather, and ABC News.
Sad, but true

[mookie2001]

well american idol is rigged

[Nbadan]

there's usually a grain of truth in these magazines' breakup rumor stories

Yep. The National Enquirer, for example, has broken some big stories. Besides, they can't possibly be any worse than the Washington Times or the NY Post.

[NameDropper]

There have been rumors about the coldness between Dubya and the Joker for some time now. It doesn't always take a blow job to cause friction between couples and from I've heard Laura didn't appreciate Dubya's "bring it on bitch" remark during their last confrontation.

[JoeChalupa]

:spin

[Vashner]

well american idol is rigged

OMFG we agree on something....

[Nancy Pelosi]

Yep. The National Enquirer, for example, has broken some big stories. Besides, they can't possibly be any worse than the Washington Times or the NY Post.


Yeah, you are so right. My favorite Newspaper is the New York Times.
And My most favorite TV anchorman was Dan Rather. They always, always
get it right. I mean look what the National Enquirer did to Rush. They
put him in his place.

[chode_regulator]

Yep. The National Enquirer, for example, has broken some big stories. Besides, they can't possibly be any worse than the Washington Times or the NY Post.
yeah and i remember how k in men in black always used tabloids to find out where the aliens were and who.

[Nbadan]

Dubya went stag today..

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/ap/20060529/capt.18fcc9960d3d4a6e9a411b94be8c436c.bush_dccd101 .jpg

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/ap/20060529/capt.2867dff080ea4e0c96d46ce188de0783.bush_dccd104 .jpg

[DarkReign]

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/ap/20060529/capt.2867dff080ea4e0c96d46ce188de0783.bush_dccd104 .jpg

Rumsfeld: Oh my fucking God. Exactly how in the hell did I get mixed up with this mental midget again? I am soooo firing my manager....

[Nbadan]

http://miken.best.vwh.net/images/laura_stepford.jpg

Laura: 'Of course he's right, he's always right'


According to rumors, It seems that Laura is no longer living in the White House, instead she and her security detail have taken up residence in the Mayflower Hotel.

The split is over another woman, a member of Bush's White House Staff!

White Rose Society (http://www.whiterosesociety.org/)

[Nbadan]

I wonder whom that staff member could be?


http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/rids/20060526/i/r4169184992.jpg

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/8/b/bush_condi_dress.jpg

[xrayzebra]

Yep, Dan. I hear you and boutons are getting it on. Any truth to that story?

[pizzalover]

I hope this is true, then maybe there could be a landslide victory during the 2006 election for the Democrats. :smokin :hat

I have been reading alot in this side of the forums, and I have to say, Nbadan seems to be the smartest guy here!

[Cant_Be_Faded]

yeah we dont dig that pizza posting crap

[pizzalover]

yeah we dont dig that pizza posting crap
Excuse me? I must not have been around here long enough to know what you mean?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Pizza posters, you know, guys who listen to pizza rock

[pizzalover]

Pizza posters, you know, guys who listen to pizza rock
lol, never even herd of it, I just love pizza(food). I was into round table, but now I like pizza hut a little more. drool..

here is a pic of pizzathehut
http://www.garnersclassics.com/pics/space/hut.jpg

[Cant_Be_Faded]

well well well
if it isn't lonestar

and his sidekick:

Puke

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Pizzarock, I loathe thee.