Fantasy Dating

[kris]

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[SpursWoman]

:lol :lol

[MannyIsGod]

:lmao

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[katyon6th]

Rod Smith? 11th Round? Pleaseeeeee.

That guy will be receiving for at least 1500 yards this season. Write that down.

[MannyIsGod]

Hence being a STEAL in the 11th round.

You fail.

[kris]

Rod Smith? 11th Round? Pleaseeeeee.

That guy will be receiving for at least 1500 yards this season. Write that down.

So you're projecting him to average 100 yds/game?

Do you want to play in our money league?

[katyon6th]

I do not, Kris.

Do not try to take advantage of me. You jerk.

[1Parker1]

If you're female, single, and lonely think creatively.

I know of three completely different single guys right now.

:lmao :lmao Post of the Month.

[kris]

I do not, Kris.

Do not try to take advantage of me. You jerk.


http://www.thebestlinks.com/images/8/8b/Glen_quagmire.jpg

[T Park]

giggity giggity.

[atxrocker]

:lol :lol

[angel_luv]

Haha! Kris, you are so funny!

[Kori Ellis]

This is one of the funniest posts of all time.

And I firmly believe that there are girls on the forum taking notes and contemplating their options now. :lol

[tlongII]

My fantasy date would be with Kobe Tai.

[jman3000]

I'm just looking for a date, period :depressed

[Kori Ellis]

I'm just looking for a date, period :depressed

Angel?
Sandra?
Katy?

[MannyIsGod]

Doesn't Katy have a man?

[jman3000]

lol... not sure if i'd be up for hooking up with someone i don't really know from a forum... but thanks for being the official pimptress of spurstalk anyway.

[Kori Ellis]

lol... not sure if i'd be up for hooking up with someone i don't really know from a forum... but thanks for being the official pimptress of spurstalk anyway.

LJ and I got married from meeting on another Spurs board.

And you met them at my house :)

[Old School Chic]

Angel?
Sandra?
Katy?

Let's not forget Ash

[ShoogarBear]

My fantasy date would be with Kobe Tai.
I predict another reply to this post at some point.

[Old School Chic]

I predict another reply to this post at some point.

Why isn't Shoogarbear included in the list? :depressed

[jman3000]

LJ and I got married from meeting on another Spurs board.

And you met them at my house :)

haha... you got me there.

[ShoogarBear]

Why isn't Shoogarbear included in the list? :depressed
Too much competition.

[KEDA]

WOW


Im touched

thanks Kris, you my boy Blue!!

[Old School Chic]

Too much competition.

:lol

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Classic. :lol

[1Parker1]

Angel?
Sandra?
Katy?

:lmao Kori playing the Pimp.

Actually, I was telling Angel that Jman3000 looked cute from the pics also and was trying to get them to chat. :oops

[KEDA]

I think 1parker1s avatar is sexy!!!!

[1Parker1]

I think 1parker1s avatar is sexy!!!!


:lol You think Jordan is sexy, huh?


BTW Keda.....I LOVE Jordan gear too!! I just bought some clothes online from his new women's line! :)

[angel_luv]

:lmao Kori playing the Pimp.

Actually, I was telling Angel that Jman3000 looked cute from the pics also and was trying to get them to chat. :oops


That's right you did. And I said he was too model type good looking. :lol

[angel_luv]

You know who would be a good match... Jman and Sandra- the beautiful people. :)

[1Parker1]

That's right you did. And I said he was too model type good looking. :lol

:lol I believe you're exact words were, "He's too pretty"

And I said..."Well, you're pretty too. With both your dark hair, you two would have beautiful kids." :lmao

Sorry, Jman300, this was supposed to be complimentary to you.

[KEDA]

:lol You think Jordan is sexy, huh?


BTW Keda.....I LOVE Jordan gear too!! I just bought some clothes online from his new women's line! :)


I got something for you then
from the good folks over at kick-fiend.com

these will be out October 1

http://www.kick-fiend.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/Jordan_Pink_1.jpg

http://www.kick-fiend.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/Jordan_Pink_2.jpg

http://www.kick-fiend.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/Jordan_Pink_3.jpg

seriously, I will buy those for the woman in my life, those kicks are HOT!!!

retro 5s are sick, and the womans colorway are looking GOOD!!!

[1Parker1]

^Those are for women? They don't look like it...

[angel_luv]

:lol I believe you're exact words were, "He's too pretty"

And I said..."Well, you're pretty too. With both your dark hair, you two would have beautiful kids." :lmaoSorry, Jman300, this was supposed to be complimentary to you.


Which is why I suggested Sandra. They both look like models.

[KEDA]

yeah, those are the womens

there are other retros that are womens too


the retro 7's for women look good, its a white, black, yellow colorway, I might get a pair for me!!

nah, but I thought about it.

[ashbeeigh]

I just wear flip flops.

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i220/ashbeeigh/bunch20of20flip20flops.jpg

[jman3000]

lol... im really flattered...i didnt know it was possible to blush from reading text but i did :oops

[1Parker1]

yeah, those are the womens..... I might get a pair for me!!


:lmao

[1Parker1]

lol... im really flattered...i didnt know it was possible to blush from reading text but i did :oops

Don't worry, I'm not hitting on you. I have a serious, somewhat lovable boyfriend (who hates the Spurs! :flipoff) and live on the other side of the country. :lol

[angel_luv]

lol... im really flattered...i didnt know it was possible to blush from reading text but i did :oops


The fantastic thing about the internet is you don't have to admit it. :)

:lol

[1Parker1]

But make sure you say Hi to Angel at the next GTG! :)

[angel_luv]

He did at the last one.

We were all just too into the game to be social.

[1Parker1]

He did at the last one.

We were all just too into the game to be social.

Now we'll have to wait till next season :depressed

[angel_luv]

Now we'll have to wait till next season :depressed


I hope he gets that date he wants before then.

[Phenomanul]

Man..... when did all this start up????


props kris :tu :lol

[MannyIsGod]

I never knew Shoog wasn't a Spurs fan.

[1Parker1]

I never knew Shoog wasn't a Spurs fan.

huh?

[1Parker1]

I hope he gets that date he wants before then.

HINT HINT, Jman300!!!! :lol

[angel_luv]

huh?


Maybe it has something to do with the ABC thing in his sig?

[angel_luv]

HINT HINT, Jman300!!!! :lol


That is not what I meant! Geesh louise, you Philly people!

[ShoogarBear]

I never knew Shoog wasn't a Spurs fan.
Grizzlies all the way, babee.




Now WTF are you on about?

[ShoogarBear]

Maybe it has something to do with the ABC thing in his sig?
Anybody But Cuban. Pay attention.

[Old School Chic]

Anybody But Cuban. Pay attention.


You go Shoogarbear

[angel_luv]

Anybody But Cuban. Pay attention.


That is genius.

You are brilliant so often, it is a true challenge to keep up. :) I do my best. :)

[MannyIsGod]

Don't worry, I'm not hitting on you. I have a serious, somewhat lovable boyfriend (who hates the Spurs! :flipoff) and live on the other side of the country. :lol

[MannyIsGod]

You fuckers are slow.

[angel_luv]

It would have helped if you had quoted her when your otherwise random comment.

Now that I make the connection- :lol

[ShoogarBear]

You fuckers are slow.
:worthy::worthy::worthy:



:owned

[katyon6th]

1parker1 and ShoogarBear are having sex?

[Old School Chic]

You fuckers are slow.


Manny since you are in da house... Is It going to rain tonight?

[1Parker1]

That is not what I meant! Geesh louise, you Philly people!


:lmao We are a pushy bunch.

[1Parker1]

You fuckers are slow.


:lmao :lmao :lmao

Shoogarbear is a closet Lakers fan.

[angel_luv]

:lmao We are a pushy bunch.


And yet so likeable. :)

[MannyIsGod]

There is interposter sex all around. From the east coast to the west coast, Spurstalk is getting it ON!

OSC, nah. Only the golden showers Billy's going to bestow on Ashbeigh.

[Old School Chic]

:lmao :lmao :lmao

Shoogarbear is a closet Lakers fan.


Shoogarbear??? :depressed

[katyon6th]

OSC, nah. Only the golden showers Billy's going to bestow on Ashbeigh.


DIS-GUS-TING

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[1Parker1]

1parker1 and ShoogarBear are having sex?

:lol There's an image. How'd you jump to that conclusion?

[Old School Chic]

There is interposter sex all around. From the east coast to the west coast, Spurstalk is getting it ON!

OSC, nah. Only the golden showers Billy's going to bestow on Ashbeigh .

:lol Thank you Manny

[ShoogarBear]

1parker1 and ShoogarBear are having sex?
Let's just say that rabbits are agape with awe.

[1Parker1]

There is interposter sex all around. From the east coast to the west coast, Spurstalk is getting it ON!

.


:lol

[ShoogarBear]

That is genius.

You are brilliant so often, it is a true challenge to keep up. :) I do my best. :)
I can't say anything anymore after just being humbled by Manny.

[ShoogarBear]

There's an image.
You said the camera was off! :oops

[angel_luv]

I can't say anything anymore after just being humbled by Manny.



:)

[1Parker1]

You said the camera was off! :oops

:lol :oops

Careful, Jim's going to beat you up in a jealous rage....that or challenge you to a 100 meter race :lmao

[1Parker1]

You are brilliant so often, it is a true challenge to keep up. :)

You know who else I heard was brilliant? Jman300.....:angel

[MannyIsGod]

He's definetly smarter and better looking than Rasho. The question remains, however. Can he turn his lips blue?

[angel_luv]

You know who else I heard was brilliant? Jman300.....:angel


If he is truly clever, he will ask out Sandra. :)

[1Parker1]

He's definetly smarter and better looking than Rasho. The question remains, however. Can he turn his lips blue?


haha.

[Old School Chic]

If he is truly clever, he will ask out Sandra. :)


Why is everyone trying to hook up Sandra? :lol

[1Parker1]

Why is everyone trying to hook up Sandra? :lol

:lol Seriously.

Angel, stop trying to reject my match-making efforts.

[angel_luv]

He's definetly smarter and better looking than Rasho. The question remains, however. Can he turn his lips blue?


I don't know. But if you don't stop hating on my man, you are going to be black and blue.
:monkey


:lol

[1Parker1]

DAMN, if only Rasho had half of Angel's toughness.




















I'm joking!

[angel_luv]

:lol Seriously.

Angel, stop trying to reject my match-making efforts.


Find me a Slovenian and we'll talk. :angel

Now they are cute!

[ShoogarBear]

DAMN, if only Rasho had half of Angel's toughness.

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

This one goes in the next sig.

[angel_luv]

DAMN, if only Rasho had Angel


Fixed :)

[ashbeeigh]

OSC, nah. Only the golden showers Billy's going to bestow on Ashbeigh.


Gawd damnit, no one is talking about my sex life anymore.

[Old School Chic]

Gawd damnit, no one is talking about my sex life anymore.



It's ok of you and Billy are a couple :eyebrows

[SpursWoman]

... but thanks for being the official pimptress of spurstalk anyway.
I think I'm the original Pimpstress...at least that was the title I earned. :lmao

Then I met User in this forum...and have been extremely happy in the year and a half since. :)

there are some seriously great people in this forum....I wouldn't rule everyone out. :)

[KEDA]

yes SW is the O G Pimpstress!!


and she does a good job of getting me drunk!

[SpursWoman]

and she does a good job of getting me drunk!
when you get older you learn to use whatever works. :lol

[1Parker1]

there are some seriously great people in this forum....


By people, she specifically means ME. :angel

[SpursWoman]

By people, she specifically means ME. :angel


You are the EPITOME of whom I was referring. :smokin :lol

[jman3000]

:lol I believe you're exact words were, "He's too pretty"

And I said..."Well, you're pretty too. With both your dark hair, you two would have beautiful kids." :lmao

Sorry, Jman300, this was supposed to be complimentary to you.

:lol I think that is the first time in my life I've ever been called "pretty" :lol

but yeah...kids... :frying: I just recently turned old enough to buy beer and now I'm having kids? :shootme

:lol

[angel_luv]

but yeah...kids... :frying: I just recently turned old enough to buy beer and now I'm having kids? :shootme

:lol


You think that is bad... :lol

The other day my mom, who teaches at a university in China, said was willing to drop everything and move back here should I ever need a baby sitter.

This she says to me-I don't have a current boy friend... have yet to even be on my first date.

:lol

It was a nice offer though, one which I will probably accept. Eventually.

[RashoFan]

He's definetly smarter and better looking than Rasho. The question remains, however. Can he turn his lips blue?
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c333/RashoFan/thefinger.gif





















:D

[THE SIXTH MAN]

Why am I not on this list? Oh and katyon6th, I just have to say from your avatar your GORGEOUS!!!

[THE SIXTH MAN]

PDBM=6th man??Nope, Im new to this forum. Its just that when I see a pretty girl I think its nice to give them a compliment. :makeout

[THE SIXTH MAN]

Im not trying to hook up though, just thought shes hot.

[jman3000]

Why am I not on this list? Oh and katyon6th, I just have to say from your avatar your GORGEOUS!!!

lol... you're not on the list because Kori deemed that she wouldn't pimp you out to me...which is a good thing... considering you're a dude. I'm not sure if she's reached that level of pimptitude yet.

[1Parker1]

So when are Alvarez and Blingy hookin up!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?


Let's leave the match-making to the experts.....specifically ME. :lol

[1Parker1]

:lol I think that is the first time in my life I've ever been called "pretty" :lol

but yeah...kids... :frying: I just recently turned old enough to buy beer and now I'm having kids? :shootme

:lol


:oops You're a young buck? I may have to find you a different match. I'll check my master forum list and get back to you.

[katyon6th]

Why am I not on this list? Oh and katyon6th, I just have to say from your avatar your GORGEOUS!!!

That's sweet. I think it deserves the pink dancing elephant emoticon. :elephant

[Old School Chic]

That's sweet. I think it deserves the pink dancing elephant emoticon. :elephant


No wrong emoticon... It deserves this one http://www.freewebdesign.be/smileys/images/love/love027.gif

[Phenomanul]

You think that is bad... :lol

The other day my mom, who teaches at a university in China, said was willing to drop everything and move back here should I ever need a baby sitter.

This she says to me-I don't have a current boy friend... have yet to even be on my first date.

:lol

It was a nice offer though, one which I will probably accept. Eventually.


Pretty hard to believe... you have an amazingly witty personality... :oops

P.S. When you do hook up with Rasho can you teach him how to jump...

[RealEstateDude]

I know there are some cingular users out there yearning for some companionship, so I decided to offer some perspective for females in search of a man.

(All numbers are on a 1-10 scale based on attractiveness.)

One: Girls can always do better than guys can. Say you have a 3 girl, she could easily get a 5 guy, possibly a 6.

Two: Don't be so picky. If you haven't been nabbed up yet and want to be, chances are your self rank is overinflated. You need to readjust.

Three: Like things that guys like, it makes you more attractive. For example, take an interest in poker, football, and so on. A girl that knows Rod Smith is a great 11th round value in this year's fantasy draft is a girl that possesses a honing skill.


If you're female, single, and lonely think creatively.

I know of three completely different single guys right now.

First, look at Please don't ban me. His stock is super low, but what if you took him in as a project? He'll give you that time of day other guys won't and you'll have that guaranteed date for your third cousins wedding. You mold him into something more marketable with better sense of what to say and suddenly you might be outdoing yourself depending on your rank.

To my right is Billy (Keda). This guy is freaking funny and likes to wear Jordan gear. That's a tipoff right there he has some nice side money. He's down to earth and easy to talk to so the awkwardness would likely be a non-factor. Has slimmed down recently which bodes well for later forecasts. Like Dr. Phil says, the past is the best indicator of what will happen in the future.

Lefty is Tpark. Very emotional guy, will cry with you when you are down and celebrate like no tommorow when your scratch off reveals 3 $20s in a row. (Read: this is good for you because you are an emotional rollercoaster ride.) Likes to lay down all the material foundation a material girl needs in this workaday world. Has a pretty solid wardrobe and not conceeded at all.

At the very least, you'll get some decent meals and a story for later. Some of you might even think ha, like I'll ever see him again. But when you're hankering for a solid video rental from Hollywood on Friday and your blanket for two is only covering you, I bet you might fade to idea bubble cloud Keda/PDBM/Tpark.


Don't sell yourself tall, a multi dynamic girl with a mind in motion knows her limits and can see potential a mile away. These guys are probably better looking then what you go after, they just don't act like dicks stuck on themselves, so you don't like them. Remember: you're not getting any younger and if marriage is high on your art palette, you better lock some guy down before he knows what's happening.


I dig your style...

[angel_luv]

Pretty hard to believe... you have an amazingly witty personality... :oops

P.S. When you do hook up with Rasho can you teach him how to jump...

Thanks.

I don't know how qualified I am a teacher. When I took basketball as an elective in college, my coach was always yelling at me to jump. :oops

But she liked me because I played Center and wasn't afraid to get in there with the boys.
The teams were co-ed.

:lol And when I missed free throws I said it was because I watched too many Spurs games. :angel

[Trainwreck2100]

Thanks.

I don't know how qualified I am a teacher. When I took basketball as an elective in college, my coach was always yelling at me to jump. :oops

But she liked me because I played Center and wasn't afraid to get in there with the boys.
The teams were co-ed.

:lol And when I missed free throws I said it was because I watched too many Spurs games. :angel


When I played BBall as an elective in college they called me Rasho cause I couldn't hit a layup to save my life. True Story

[1Parker1]

When I played BBall as an elective in college they called me Rasho cause I couldn't hit a layup to save my life. True Story

Rasho is famous!

[angel_luv]

When I played BBall as an elective in college they called me Rasho cause I couldn't hit a layup to save my life. True Story


What school did you play with?

[midgetonadonkey]

Why did I just read this whole thread?

[angel_luv]

Cause it is a darn good thread. :)

[Silver21_Black20]

I am being talked about way too much in threads.....it is starting to freak me out!!! :oops :lol

[ashbeeigh]

I am being talked about way too much in threads.....it is starting to freak me out!!! :oops :lol


They aren't talking about your cherries though!

[Phenomanul]

I am being talked about way too much in threads.....it is starting to freak me out!!! :oops :lol


Sandra? :spin

[1Parker1]

I am being talked about way too much in threads.....it is starting to freak me out!!! :oops :lol


:lol Sorry. I was just trying to play matchmaker, didn't mean to embarrass you!

[angel_luv]

I am being talked about way too much in threads.....it is starting to freak me out!!! :oops :lol


There are worse things than being well liked and admired. :)

[Silver21_Black20]

Sandra? :spin

Yes!

[THE SIXTH MAN]

That's sweet. I think it deserves the pink dancing elephant emoticon. :elephant
:lol thanks for the :elephant

[Phenomanul]

Yes!


Seems your popularity is at an all-time high!!! Too bad I don' live in the SA area or I would have helped out with the softball team...

[katyon6th]

:lol thanks for the :elephant

Yeah, it's the least I could do.

Do I know you?

[Silver21_Black20]

Seems your popularity is at an all-time high!!! Too bad I don' live in the SA area or I would have helped out with the softball team...

Popularity? :lol

It is all just a little odd to me.

[Phenomanul]

Popularity? :lol

It is all just a little odd to me.


Weirdest part is we've never met.... :oops

I have only met the following SpursTalk posters....
Kori
timvp
SpursWoman
Useruser666
GINNNNNNNNNNNNOBILI
MannyIsGod
Spurschick

[Silver21_Black20]

Weirdest part is we've never met.... :oops

I have only met the following SpursTalk posters....
Kori
timvp
SpursWoman
Useruser666
Ginnnobilliiiiiiiiiiii
MannyIsGod
Spurschick

I've met all those posters so I guess we have something in common.

[Phenomanul]

I've met all those posters so I guess we have something in common.


I'm hoping I left no one off... I've met half of them in a Nov Game back in 2004 against the Pistons and the other half in a Nov Game against the Cavs last year....

Manny freaked out when I called him by his name.... he was all, " :wtf do I know you?"

:lol :lol

I have a few other posters I would want to meet but my trips to SA for games are limited to maybe 2 per year... tops....

I am, however, going to SA this weekend for the 'company picnic' at Sea World... and also plan on going to Schilitterbahn?? sometime next week during my vacation... It sucks that the Spurs aren't in the thick of another championship run though :madrun .... :depressed

[T Park]

i can't believe this made it past 2 pages.

[THE SIXTH MAN]

Yeah, it's the least I could do.

Do I know you?
Nope, if we knew each other I wouldnt lose touch with you. :)

[MannyIsGod]

Why woudln't this make it past 2 pages? This post was epic. Don't be mad Tpark, Kris is just trying to get you some pussy.

[xcoriate]

:lol ^RACK^

Good thread. Match making on the internet is funny.