Air Trafic Control Texas Style

[mcornelio]

Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911--You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R."

Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R --Allah be Praised !!"

Dallas ATC "Tower to Iran Air 711--You are cleared to land westbound on runway 189L."

Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 189L.- -Allah is Great !!"

Pause: Static.............

Saudi Air: "DALLAS ATC! DALLAS ATC!!!"

Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"

Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS!!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE!!! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!

Dallas ATC: Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us -- ya hear?

[DarkReign]

Now thats funny.

[Useruser666]

BS, runways are designated by the first 2 decimals of the their heading. It would have to be 18L and 09R. And that joke is lame.

[SpursWoman]

Spoil sport. :rolleyes :lol :makeout

[ShoogarBear]

Who let him out of the freezer?

[SpursWoman]

Sorry, I forgot to log back out. :nerd