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CosmicCowboy
05-31-2006, 05:37 PM
May 30, 6:46 PM EDT

Man severs penis to prove faithfulness


KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia (AP) -- A man who apparently severed his penis in an attempt to convince his wife that he was faithful to her was recovering after surgery to reattach the organ at a northern Malaysian hospital, a news report said Tuesday.

The 41-year-old man, who was not identified, got into an argument last Friday with his wife, who found a text message on his mobile phone from another woman. The man was heard by his son shouting that he wanted to prove he was not having an affair, the New Straits Times reported.

The assertion was followed by loud screams and the man emerged from his room bleeding profusely, his 14-year-old son quoted as saying. His wife rushed him to hospital.

ALVAREZ6
05-31-2006, 07:09 PM
is that a real article???



what an idiot.


What's up with all the people doin stupid shit to themselves??? A long time ago someone posted an article about an Australian dude who made a bet that if his team (rugby?) lost, he would chop his penis off, and he did.

In another article that was posted a while ago, some eastern European shoved a pencil up his urethra.


:wtf

jman3000
05-31-2006, 09:33 PM
*shivers*

Boris
05-31-2006, 10:05 PM
Cuts like a knife...but it feels alright.

Guru of Nothing
05-31-2006, 10:29 PM
Cuts like a knife...but it feels alright.

Ryan Adams rocks!!

MaNuMaNiAc
05-31-2006, 11:03 PM
Anyone that need to do that to prove that he's not lying, probably is.

MsMcGillyCutty
06-01-2006, 08:57 AM
What a dick. :rolleyes

TheRage
06-01-2006, 09:09 AM
all faithful men do it metaphorically.... just one of those things :(