Dirty Old Men

[katyon6th]

As I was walking out of convenient store with my Ocean Spray white cranberry juice this old man says,
"Hey, I like your shirt".
Hmm. "Thanks"
"And I like your boobs".
Ugh. "Fuck you!"

Why is it that the older men get, the dirtier they become?

[Phenomanul]

As I was walking out of convenient store with my Ocean Spray white cranberry juice this old man says,
"Hey, I like your shirt".
Hmm. "Thanks"
"And I like your boobs".
Ugh. "Fuck you!"

Why is it that the older men get, the dirtier they become?


At that point they don't care who they insult cause they know they won't be able to get 'any' regardless of how nice or mean they are....

[SpursWoman]

Dayum. :lol

[JackLalanne]

You must have got his juices flowing.

[pache100]

Why is it that the older men get, the dirtier they become?

They think people will think they are cute. They're not.

[MaNuMaNiAc]

As I was walking out of convenient store with my Ocean Spray white cranberry juice this old man says,
"Hey, I like your shirt".
Hmm. "Thanks"
"And I like your boobs".
Ugh. "Fuck you!"

Why is it that the older men get, the dirtier they become?
I would think that was a compliment http://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/smilol.gif

[1Parker1]

As I was walking out of convenient store with my Ocean Spray white cranberry juice this old man says,
"Hey, I like your shirt".
Hmm. "Thanks"
"And I like your boobs".
Ugh. "Fuck you!"

Why is it that the older men get, the dirtier they become?

Damn, the nerve!


Why is it that the older men get, the dirtier they become?

Shoog, you wanna take this one?

:lmao

[katyon6th]

And the old man said "boobs". It would have been better if he called them "boobies". I have no idea why, though, it just would have.

[tlongII]

Dirty Old Men = :tu

[CosmicCowboy]

this thread needs pictures.

[midgetonadonkey]

I can't wait until I become a dirty old man.

[DarkReign]

So obvious, because men that age just might get suprised one day.

Its the law of averages, if he does that to every chick he sees, 1 out of 1000 might just reply "Want to see?"

Youre number 486. Grats.

[jman3000]

Old women are pretty nasty too.... when I used to work at HEB I was doing a carryout for an older african-american lady. She had a lot of groceries and she offered to tip me. I said no thanks and she kept on inisting. She finally took the money, reached into my front pocket and stuffed it there... but before she took her hand out, I shit you not.. she grabbed my junk for a sec..... : /

[ducks]

girls lift their shirts all the time for money
he might have thought you would say 20 bucks I lift my shirt
$50 I take bra off in bathroom come back and lift my shirt up

[TheTruth]

girls lift their shirts all the time for money
he might have thought you would say 20 bucks I lift my shirt
$50 I take bra off in bathroom come back and lift my shirt up
WTF???? IN what world does this happen "all the time"?

[pache100]

Old women are pretty nasty too.... when I used to work at HEB I was doing a carryout for an older african-american lady. She had a lot of groceries and she offered to tip me. I said no thanks and she kept on inisting. She finally took the money, reached into my front pocket and stuffed it there... but before she took her hand out, I shit you not.. she grabbed my junk for a sec..... : /

http://i3.tinypic.com/11bqjcn.gif

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

WTF???? IN what world does this happen "all the time"?

"Girls Gone Wild".
THAT world!

[Jimcs50]

Guys are dirty from the time they hit puberty, until they are placed in the casket....there is no difference betw old men and young men.

I can not believe no young man has told you, you have a nice set of ta ta's before....hell, I think I have told everyone in here that that has shown their bras in here, that they have a nice rack.

:spin

[jman3000]

http://i3.tinypic.com/11bqjcn.gif

:vomit:

[SpursWoman]

http://i3.tinypic.com/11bqjcn.gif


Was that you? :lmao

[Please_dont_ban_me]

Hahaha


Did this actually happen? I wish people would compliment my anatomy. =(

[Please_dont_ban_me]

:shootme :shootme :shootme :shootme :shootme :shootme :shootme





I thought this thread was about ShoogarBear...

He's a real sweetheart, isn't he.

[Spam]

So obvious, because men that age just might get suprised one day.

Its the law of averages, if he does that to every chick he sees, 1 out of 1000 might just reply "Want to see?"

Youre number 486. Grats.

I'm sure there are other Anna Nicole Smith's out there.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I'm sure there are other Anna Nicole Smith's out there.

And let's also hope that they DON'T make stupid television shows about themselves!

[pache100]

:vomit:

WTF? I'm an old woman...I was applauding old women everywhere! :lol

[pache100]

Was that you? :lmao

Yes! :lol Nah, just kidding :depressed . It's a good idea, though. :angel

[Please_dont_ban_me]

Yes! :lol Nah, just kidding :depressed . It's a good idea, though. :angel

Yes, because it worked out so well in this case.

[pache100]

Yes, because it worked out so well in this case.

Get a sense of humor, dude...you are starting to annoy me now. :rolleyes

[Please_dont_ban_me]

Get a sense of humor, dude...you are starting to annoy me now. :rolleyes


http://www.parm.net/b3ta/bandwagon.jpg

I guess you guys don't comprehend humor/sarcasm unless it's accompanied with a "lol" or a "lmao" or a " :lol ". Sorry, my bad.

[pache100]

http://www.parm.net/b3ta/bandwagon.jpg

I guess you guys don't comprehend humor/sarcasm unless it's accompanied with a "lol" or a "lmao" or a " :lol ". Sorry, my bad.

No problem. I did think you were serious, though. :oops

[katyon6th]

There should be a font style called sarcasm. Forreal.

[1Parker1]

:shootme :shootme :shootme :shootme :shootme :shootme :shootme





I thought this thread was about ShoogarBear...

:lol

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

To answer Katy, older men simply stop caring...

[ducks]

WTF???? IN what world does this happen "all the time"?
do it at highschool here is what I have been told
never told anyone that though

[TheTruth]

hahahahahHAHAHA:lmaoHahahahaha

[Jekka]

I was harassed by an old drunk guy at Taco C a couple years ago - it was disgusting, I almost threw up on the guy. But the worst part was that it was only the two of us in line and there was a cop RIGHT BEHIND ME that saw the whole thing and did nothing. I was convinced for a long time afterwards that all men work together on this stuff.

[DarkReign]

I was harassed by an old drunk guy at Taco C a couple years ago - it was disgusting, I almost threw up on the guy. But the worst part was that it was only the two of us in line and there was a cop RIGHT BEHIND ME that saw the whole thing and did nothing. I was convinced for a long time afterwards that all men work together on this stuff.

Uhhh....we do....

Depends on your definition of harassment. What happened to Kayton isnt harassment, its just lewd. Of course, one could argue every man thinks it, just most arent dumb enough (or old enough) to say it out loud.

[katyon6th]

:lmao at "kayton"

That happens often here.

[DarkReign]

:lmao at "kayton"

That happens often here.

LOL

Whoooops!

One of those "...look real fast who started the thread, ah Kayton!"

[mcornelio]

:ttiwwp:
So... Katy How Bout You Show Us If This Nasty Old Man Was Lying Or Not...

[Please_dont_ban_me]

:lmao at "kayton"

That happens often here.

What's the sn supposed to mean? Are you from Austin?

[katyon6th]

What's the sn supposed to mean? Are you from Austin?

I'm not from Austin, I just go hard on 6th St.

[Please_dont_ban_me]

I'm not from Austin, I just go hard on 6th St.

Nice.

I went to UT for about 2 years. 6th and the frats/sororities/apartmentparties just off guadalupe (across UT) were lovely.

[katyon6th]

Nice.

I went to UT for about 2 years. 6th and the frats/sororities/apartmentparties just off guadalupe (across UT) were lovely.

I've seen the weirdest shit ever happen on 6th St. It's fantastic.

[Please_dont_ban_me]

I've seen the weirdest shit ever happen on 6th St. It's fantastic.

Hah

Were you down there for Mardi Gras not last year but the year before that? That's the only mardi gras I've ever been to...some crazy shit. We once got so f'd up we walked from 6th back to campus. That's about 20 blocks. =/

[Silver21_Black20]

As I was walking out of convenient store with my Ocean Spray white cranberry juice this old man says,
"Hey, I like your shirt".
Hmm. "Thanks"
"And I like your boobs".
Ugh. "Fuck you!"

Why is it that the older men get, the dirtier they become?

:lol

At work, I've become friends with a lot of season ticket holders and there is this old man that would always hug me when he saw me. During the Playoffs, he became a little more dirtier. During this one hug he whispered in my ear, "You make me a dirty old man!!" :wow :lol

[MannyIsGod]

Man, hugging to cop a feel is sick.

[katyon6th]

Hah

Were you down there for Mardi Gras not last year but the year before that? That's the only mardi gras I've ever been to...some crazy shit. We once got so f'd up we walked from 6th back to campus. That's about 20 blocks. =/

No way. I don't do Mardi Gras on 6th, that's dirty old men GALORE! 20 blocks? Crazy drunk fools! We always park on 7th & Brazos, the drunken walk is cake.

[Please_dont_ban_me]

No way. I don't do Mardi Gras on 6th, that's dirty old men GALORE! 20 blocks? Crazy drunk fools! We always park on 7th & Brazos, the drunken walk is cake.

We used to park in the Omni garage, I think it was like 10 bucks but well worth it.

You have any idea how hard it is to walk 20 blocks in that condition? I felt like I just ran a f'ing marathon when we finally got home. As for dirty old men, it really wasn't...just a whole bunch of UT students and some nasty old homeless people trying to get a free peak. Hah

[SpursWoman]

How old is "old"? :angel

[John Doe]

Not that it's ok for anyone to be insulted by such a comment but would you ladies have the same sentiment if it were hunky looking guy, say a Brad Pitt type?

[SpursWoman]

Nah ... I'd still think "WTF?!?" That's just a little too creepy. :lol

[katyon6th]

No, the "fuck yous" still come out then, too.

[xrayzebra]

As I was walking out of convenient store with my Ocean Spray white cranberry juice this old man says,
"Hey, I like your shirt".
Hmm. "Thanks"
"And I like your boobs".
Ugh. "Fuck you!"

Why is it that the older men get, the dirtier they become?

Because they have had years to practice their technique?
:angel

[ShoogarBear]

Okay, so "boobies" is better than "boobs". Anything else?

[ShoogarBear]

There should be a font style called sarcasm. Forreal.

Yeah, that would help.

[jman3000]

WTF? I'm an old woman...I was applauding old women everywhere! :lol

:lol well, tell all your old women friends to stay away from my package :spin

their granddaughters on the other hand......
:fro

[ShoogarBear]

Not that it's ok for anyone to be insulted by such a comment but would you ladies have the same sentiment if it were hunky looking guy, say a Brad Pitt type?


Nah ... I'd still think "WTF?!?" That's just a little too creepy. :lol


http://my.opera.com/nosajman/homes/files/bullshit.jpg

[Old School Chic]

As I was walking out of convenient store with my Ocean Spray white cranberry juice this old man says,
"Hey, I like your shirt".
Hmm. "Thanks"
"And I like your boobs".
Ugh. "Fuck you!"

Why is it that the older men get, the dirtier they become?

Ms. Kitty

All you had to do was PM Shoogarbear on this :lol

[ShoogarBear]

This thread is bullshit until we can see the shirt that instigated the problem.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

I concur, a re-enactment is crucial in the resolution of said problem...

[Marklar MM]

http://www.choiceshirts.com/images/A1/05/A10538E-lg-b.jpg

[katyon6th]

One dirty old man oogling and commenting on my goodies in such a manner is enough for today.

You... dirty men.

[Marklar MM]

How old do you think I am?

A very healthy, spry-looking 95-year-old man moves into a nursing home. He walks up to a frail looking man walking down the hall with a walker, and says: "How old do you think I am?" The man answers: "I'd say 60." "Nope, I'm 95!" the man boasts. Down the hall, he sees a woman in a room watching TV from a wheelchair & walks up to her and asks her to guess his age. Right away she unzips his fly & fondles him for a few minutes, then looks at him and says: "You're 95." The man looks at her incredulously and asks: "How did you know that?" She shrugs and says: "I heard you tell the fellow in the hall."

[Old School Chic]

One dirty old man oogling and commenting on my goodies in such a manner is enough for today.

You... dirty men.

:lol

You dirty men are out of luck!

[ShoogarBear]

One dirty old man oogling and commenting on my goodies in such a manner is enough for today.


http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000027H3.01.MZZZZZZZ.jpg

Or, you could just post a picture of the shirt.

[Jimcs50]

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Or, you could just post a picture of the shirt.


What good will that do??....well...unless there are still imprints from the large boobs...that will help some.

[SpursWoman]

http://my.opera.com/nosajman/homes/files/bullshit.jpg


No...sorry. I'm not so hard up that rudeness is a turn on. :lol

[ShoogarBear]

What good will that do??....well...unless there are still imprints from the large boobs...that will help some.

:lmao

[Old School Chic]

All you dirty old men need to do is google wet t-shirt and your dreams come true :lmao

http://www.bikernet.com/news/images/PhotoID8031.jpg

[leemajors]

i thought 6th street lost its appeal as i hit my mid 20's, or maybe i'm just not old enough to be hit by the dirty old man syndrome.

[Marklar MM]

Unfortunately, I don't think wet t-shirt from google is appropriate on here.(If ya know what I mean) :)
http://www.adulthumor.ws/files/picture/53842060.jpg

[Marklar MM]

http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a492/a492.gif
That shit cracks me up.

[tlongII]

All you dirty old men need to do is google wet t-shirt and your dreams come true :lmao

http://www.bikernet.com/news/images/PhotoID8031.jpg

works for me...

[jman3000]

All you dirty old men need to do is google wet t-shirt and your dreams come true :lmao

http://www.bikernet.com/news/images/PhotoID8031.jpg

:vomit:

[Old School Chic]

:vomit:


WTF??? You must be gay not to like that pic

[jman3000]

I'm not gay... I assure you... but those kinda boobs gross me out.

[SpursWoman]

WTF??? You must be gay not to like that pic

Not all guys like gigantically fake chi-chi's. :spin

[Old School Chic]

I'm not gay... I assure you... but those kinda boobs gross me out.

They freak me out too. Now if you want to see pretty boobs you should have seen SW's avatars... :oops

[Melmart1]

WTF??? You must be gay not to like that pic

No, maybe he just has taste. Or likes his women natural. It's a personal preference that has nothing to do with sexual orientation. Those are fake as hell and scary.

[jman3000]

:spin thanks for all the women who stood up for me :spin

[Marklar MM]

Those tits could crush someones body.

[Old School Chic]

I'm not gay... I assure you... but those kinda boobs gross me out.

These are natural and beautiful...

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j240/OSC5309/back26oj.jpg

[SpursWoman]

Mine look fake in that picture. :lol

[xrayzebra]

One dirty old man oogling and commenting on my goodies in such a manner is enough for today.

You... dirty men.

Hey. Just because you have a few years on you, don't mean you
go blind. You may not be able to have a feast, but you can
have a snack. So I have been told.
:lol

[Old School Chic]

Hey. Just because you have a few years on you, don't mean you
go blind. You may not be able to have a feast, but you can
have a snack. So I have been told.
:lol


Dad is that you? :oops

[SA Gunslinger]

Who is May-2006? That's the first time I have seen that avatar. Hubba-hubba.

[mcornelio]

i want november 05 and 06.... expecially 06 whos that? and june 05 is a cheater

[Melmart1]

i want november 05 and 06.... expecially 06 whos that? and june 05 is a cheater

June 05 is a 14 yr old girl. I don't even know why someone that age would participate, but at least it was appropriate for her age.

[Old School Chic]

Guys! Chill out... This isn't a Boobie poll thread.

[JoePublic]

Very well done.

[John Doe]

Dad is that you? :oops

Ohhh Smack!!!!! :lol

[PM5K]

Wait, wait, wait...

It's one thing to say you prefer them natural, but if you go so far as to say that fake breasts "gross you out" then you are a fag without question...

[Old School Chic]

Wait, wait, wait...

It's one thing to say you prefer them natural, but if you go so far as to say that fake breasts "gross you out" then you are a fag without question...


:lol

[SpursWoman]

Wait, wait, wait...

It's one thing to say you prefer them natural, but if you go so far as to say that fake breasts "gross you out" then you are a fag without question...



Yeah, I know what you mean. Those life-like dildos are so much better than the real thing. :spin

[jman3000]

Wait, wait, wait...

It's one thing to say you prefer them natural, but if you go so far as to say that fake breasts "gross you out" then you are a fag without question...

fake breasts dont gross me out... fake breasts that look like that gross me out. I can't see why anybody would think that is attractive... anything bigger than double d to me is overkill.

[PM5K]

Yeah, I know what you mean. Those life-like dildos are so much better than the real thing. :spin

You obviously didn't understand what I wrote....

[SpursWoman]

I understood exactly what you meant. And I thought it was fucking ridiculous to call someone a fag because they don't like fake tits.

[Melmart1]

I understood exactly what you meant. And I thought it was fucking ridiculous to call someone a fag because they don't like fake tits.

:tu

[gay abc]

Wait, wait, wait...

It's one thing to say you prefer them natural, but if you go so far as to say that fake breasts "gross you out" then you are a fag without question...

you know kori got rid of flash gordon for using that word.... be very careful


:rolleyes

[Kori Ellis]

Katy - Being "dirty" has no age limits. One time when I lived in L.A. I was walking up the street to my house and a kid on a bike (about 11 years old) said, "Nice Rack" and gave me the eyebrows. :eyebrows :lmao

And can you guys please refrain from using the word "fag"?