Drunk Watermelon

[thispego]

i dont even know if that is what its called but does anyone know how to make one?
as far as i know you just get a watermelon, cut a hole in the top and pour the vodka in(1 liter) and then let sit for a day

anyone ever done this? have any better ideas for watermelon and vodka?

[TheSanityAnnex]

I've done it numerous times. You gotta eat a shit load of watermelon though.

You can also preslice them and put them in a container. I did that with Capt Morgan and it tasted pretty good.

[midgetonadonkey]

Use Everclear.

[TheTruth]

everclear


let it sit for at least 24 hours..

[thispego]

damn, i almost bought everclear

do i use a whole liter? will it soak right in?

[Melmart1]

We always sliced the watermelon, put the pieces in a pan. poured the everclear and then put them in the freezer. Just be prepared for people who weren't drunk to all the sudden become the life of the party.

[thispego]

We always sliced the watermelon, put the pieces in a pan. poured the everclear and then put them in the freezer. Just be prepared for people who weren't drunk to all the sudden become the life of the party.
lol yeah, that shit sneaks up on you, how small would i slice up the wm?

[Melmart1]

we usually halved the watermelon, halved the half, then did two inch sections. Anything bigger and people will overdo it.

[thispego]

cool

[thispego]

ehhhh, the vodka is not absorbing into the watermelon as i was led to believe it would

[Kori Ellis]

Vodka doesn't work the same as everclear.

When I did this in the past, I always used everclear, watermelon, ziploc bags and the freezer.

[thispego]

damnit, i knew i should have bought everclear, so am i boned?


cause i already got a hole cut and im pouring like shot by shot of vodka as it soaks in

[Kori Ellis]

damnit, i knew i should have bought everclear, so am i boned?


cause i already got a hole cut and im pouring like shot by shot of vodka as it soaks in

I don't think you are "boned" yet. It will probably take longer to soak in.

[timvp]

Vodka doesn't work the same as everclear.

When I did this in the past, I always used everclear, watermelon, ziploc bags and the freezer.

You told me those were magic watermelons :pctoss

[thispego]

lol

[SpursWoman]

Use Everclear.


:tu

[ashbeeigh]

Lemon-Mint Vodka Spiked Watermelon
Recipe provided courtesy of Tyler Florence

¼ cup sugar
2 lemons, juiced
1 (750 ml) bottle vodka
2 fresh mint sprigs
1 whole watermelon, 10 pounds or larger

Dissolve the sugar in the lemon juice. Pour out ¼ cup vodka and add the lemon mixture and the mint sprigs to the bottle. Cap, shake, and let sit from 1hour to overnight for the flavors to develop.

Cut a plug from the watermelon about 3-inches deep and as big around as the top of the bottle. Upend the bottle into the hole and let it sit for a couple of hours or until most of the vodka lemonade has been absorbed into the watermelon. Re-plug the watermelon and refrigerate it for a few hours. Slice and serve.

[atxrocker]

i have had this at a couple parties.. good times

[KEDA]

everclear

[PinkBunny]

if thispego is using the watermelon for his own enjoyment and not for getting hott skanky girls drunk....

... well then obviously this is gay.

[1Parker1]

Yummmmmmmmm, it's VERY good, when using everclear. Never tried it with vodka.

I could go for some right now....even though it's only 10 am and I'm knocked up on cold medicine :lol

[ObiwanGinobili]

Yummmmmmmmm, it's VERY good, when using everclear. Never tried it with vodka.

I could go for some right now....even though it's only 10 am and I'm knocked up on cold medicine :lol

awwwww! how i nthe wordl do you get a cold in June?? you poor thing! :(

darn it.
BTW- drunk watermelon with cold meds = super fucked up.

[Marklar MM]

I think I will drink that 12 pack of Smirnoff Twisted tomorrow.

[1Parker1]

awwwww! how i nthe wordl do you get a cold in June?? you poor thing! :(

I know!!! It's the crazy Philly weather we're having! 70 degrees one day, 90 the next, then thunderstorms and humid the next day. Grrr. :depressed

[1Parker1]

I think I will drink that 12 pack of Smirnoff Twisted tomorrow.

I've been craving some Mike's Hard Lemonade for a week now! But Smirnoff sounds pretty good too right about now.

I was going to go to happy hour today after work, but they say you shouldn't mix alcohol with anti-biotics right?

[Marklar MM]

I know!!! It's the crazy Philly weather we're having! 70 degrees one day, 90 the next, then thunderstorms and humid the next day. Grrr. :depressed

That nothing. In Michigan, you could have 95 one day, then snow the next.

[Marklar MM]

I've been craving some Mike's Hard Lemonade for a week now! But Smirnoff sounds pretty good too right about now.

I was going to go to happy hour today after work, but they say you shouldn't mix alcohol with anti-biotics right?

Who knows? I think it gets you totally wasted and feeling like shit. Sort of like they both compliment eachother on increasing the others effects.

But man. I got the party pack...3 apple, 3 grape, 3 black cherry, 3 black?. Gonna have to try out the cherry and black one.

[1Parker1]

Ewww, they have Grape flavored Smirnoff?! That sounds disgusting.

[ObiwanGinobili]

Ewww, they have Grape flavored Smirnoff?! That sounds disgusting.

ick.


i'm on a total vanilla kick.
i've been putting vanilla vodka into my vanilla diet coke.. and then I stir it witha cinamon stick.

weird huh?

I wonder how that would go with a tylenol cold and sinus chaser?

[Marklar MM]

Ewww, they have Grape flavored Smirnoff?! That sounds disgusting.


It actually tastes purdy good.

[Jimcs50]

This is my recipe that I made up a few yrs back:

Put 2 pints Absolut Mandrin Orange Vodka and 8 ozs Grand Marnie liquor in a seedless watermelon, let sit in fridge for 4 hrs.

This is great tasting and also will get you feeling quite good.

:)

[The sone]

i totally thought this was a thread about a new kung-fu style...:depressed...

[GINNNNNNNNNNNNOBILI]

I'm planning on making the Drunken Watermelon using Everclear, how much ever clear should i use???

[TheSanityAnnex]

I dont know. I was thinking the same thing. Also, is Everclear a type of vodka?
After laughing at the highschool kids you have the nerve to ask this question?

[baseline bum]

I dont know. I was thinking the same thing. Also, is Everclear a type of vodka?

Everclear is vodka, without the water mixed in... or should I say, vodka is everclear + water.

[baseline bum]

Something like 96% or so. Anything higher stabilizes to 96% pretty quickly by bonding with moisture in the air.

[leemajors]

(almost) pure grain alcohol. high school mixer of choice.

[GINNNNNNNNNNNNOBILI]

I'm planning on making the Drunken Watermelon using Everclear, how much ever clear should i use???
Anyone?

[polandprzem]

What would happen if you took a shot of Everclear? I cant imagine taking a shot of something more than 50%. And do they sell Everclear at a regular liquor/grocery store?

Take a shot of 98% man. Cool.


never ate a watermelon (the drunk one) is it tasting good?

[Slydragon]

What would happen if you took a shot of Everclear? I cant imagine taking a shot of something more than 50%. And do they sell Everclear at a regular liquor/grocery store?


Some states will not even sell it.
found this http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=everclear

[Slydragon]

http://www.hoboes.com/pub/Prohibition/Legal%20Drugs/Alcohol/Everclear%20FAQ

that one is way more detailed than the 1st link posted

[polandprzem]

:lmao dictionary

Like 4.0 promiles in the blood is a death

[GINNNNNNNNNNNNOBILI]

Posted on Urban Dictionary:

its very stupid to drink it it can cause alot of harm and i probably would never touch the stuff id much rather drink vodka and be ok than drink ever clear and die cause it has no taste and no smell so you keep drinkin untill your body just cant handle it any more and you wake in heaven/hell/or emergency room dont be stupid stay away






For those of you that have tried it, what does it taste like? I dont believe it is tasteless.

Oh it burns like hell if you take it in shot form... but mixed with something else, its not too bad.

[polandprzem]

50% do burn?

[polandprzem]

I am sorry.