Things To Do Until My GF Comes Back From Columbia

[mcornelio]

... she left at 4 today and im already going nuts....:worthy:

[angel_luv]

Aww. How long is she going to be gone?

[Trainwreck2100]

prostitute

[mcornelio]

thats the fucked up part, i dont even know... her ticket is until the 11th but i think she is going to have to stay longer.

[Marklar MM]

Aww. You could always have a party. You could go car shopping and get her a car. Go to the flower store and buy some flowers. Go to Victoria's Secret for a couple hours thinking about what stuff to buy. If all else fails, have a few guys come over and get drunk.

[mcornelio]

im reserving the get drunk for later on when i get desperate, i dont visit victoria secrets and i can barely afford car payments... so fat chance

[jman3000]

I would think that having a bunch of guys over and drinking would exaserbate the problem. Usually when I have a couple of drinks... I think more about women... and being in the company of a bunch of men would make me feel even worse.

[lilmads]

That sucks:( Hang in there, you'll find a way to keep yourself busy... Even if it is drinking earlier than you wanted to start :lol

[midgetonadonkey]

prostitute

[Taco]

Things To Do Until My GF Comes Back From Columbia... she left at 4 today and im already going nuts....:worthy:

Ask her to bring me some Columbian Coffee

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[Pistons < Spurs]

... Things To Do Until My GF Comes Back From Columbia




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[ChumpDumper]

That's a long time to go without any cocaine.

[KEDA]

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I need to get royalties off of that book!

I'd be a gazillionaire

[TDMVPDPOY]

take out her vibrator and use it on urself

[FINLEY POWER]

cheat on her

[Sense]

... she left at 4 today and im already going nuts....:worthy:


You can............ get over it?

[Jekka]

Holy shit, it wasn't even a month - 6/1 - it was 3 weeks! You just get worse and worse, dude.

[Das Texan]

gotta love relationships predicated on sex primarily.

[E20]

One technique of masturbating is to get a watermelon and cut a hole in it just the right size and just DO IT.

[atxrocker]

One technique of masturbating is to get a watermelon and cut a hole in it just the right size and just DO IT.


interesting.. i always used that recipe with vodka replacing the jizz.. .who knows maybe i'll try it in the future

[CharlieMac]

Not get HPV?

[Trainwreck2100]

The answer to the question is other women

[SA Gunslinger]

One technique of masturbating is to get a watermelon and cut a hole in it just the right size and just DO IT.

Great. You just gave Hollywood another teen movie idea. :lol

[E20]

Great. You just gave Hollywood another teen movie idea. :lol
I got that off this one guy site. It's basically Cars, Games, Sports, General Guy Stuff etc. They have this one Adult section where you could post pics of girls, videos etc. They had this one place dedicated to Masturbation and making your penis longer. I checked that out. The funny thing was they had .GIFs of guys fucking melons, pillows and pumpkins etc. and techniques to make you schlong longer. I think Mouse had an account on that forum that's where I got a link from, off of one of Mouse's threads at Spurstalk

[Cant_Be_Faded]

three words:

asian
bukkake
porn

[midgetonadonkey]

Cornelio's chick was pretty hot. She definetly took a huge bukkake attack in Columbia.

[Pablo Escobar]

im your god father from columbia

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

im your god father from columbia

It would have been funnier if you had been one of the 12.