My cat's acting crazy

[Trainwreck2100]

And kicking him isn't making him shut up like it normally does.

[jman3000]

30.) A Man must never own a cat or like his girlfriend's cat.

You're fired :hat

[Melmart1]

Trainwreck kicks his pussy around?

[Trainwreck2100]

30.) A Man must never own a cat or like his girlfriend's cat.

You're fired :hat


First off it's my mom's cat
secondly he's cute as all hell

[Marklar MM]

Trainwreck kicks his pussy around?

http://www.funfry.com/data/502/cat_kick_soccer_resize.jpg

[ShoogarBear]

And now Trainwreck just used the word "cute".

You're going to be a virgin until you're 63.

[Trainwreck2100]

And now Trainwreck just used the word "cute".

You're going to be a virgin until you're 63.

I know


:depressed

[mcornelio]

did trainwreck just use the word cute... i think that entitles you to a lifetime of bitchness

[jman3000]

prostitute

[Trainwreck2100]

did trainwreck just use the word cute... i think that entitles you to a lifetime of bitchness


It's a word I picked up after spending years of talking to girls instead of doing them, it's burned into my vocabulary.

[midgetonadonkey]

I don't see why you don't just go find a fat chick to stick your dick into.

[Trainwreck2100]

Why is it threads sometimes go from anything to my lack of ass?


Also

http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/9345/hungryfor4tyerjfs.jpg

[SA Gunslinger]

I don't see why you don't just go find a fat chick to stick your dick into.

Are you referring to the slump buster?

[ShoogarBear]

Why is it threads sometimes go from anything to my lack of ass?
Dude, you used the words cat and cute in consecutive posts.

[ashbeeigh]

All of you are fired for talking about it. Find a girl, she'll know what to do about the cat.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Why is it threads sometimes go from anything to my lack of ass?


Isn't that pretty much all off your threads?

[midgetonadonkey]

http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/9345/hungryfor4tyerjfs.jpg

That's the fucking truth. Fat chicks give incredible head.

[Old School Chic]

Train

Animal Protective Services will be knocking on your door anytime soon...

[midgetonadonkey]

Seriously, you should throw the cat in some boiling water, skin it and then cook the flesh.

[Old School Chic]

Seriously, you should throw the cat in some boiling water, skin it and then cook the flesh.

Midgy

Not nice :nope
You know I love cats :cat

[ShoogarBear]

Hey, it's been a while since we've seen your . . . cat.

[Trainwreck2100]

Train

Animal Protective Services will be knocking on your door anytime soon...


If they are anything like CPS Ive got nothing to worry about.






(yeah I said it)

[Old School Chic]

Hey, it's been a while since we've seen your . . . cat.

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j240/OSC5309/150x80.jpg

[SpursWoman]

I don't see why you don't just go find a fat chick to stick your dick into.


Hey, some of us have standards too, you know. :flipoff :lol

[RashoFan]

^
I don't......









:lol

[Chief]

If it's a her maybe she's in heat.

google it.

[jman3000]

^
yeah, if she's meowing a lot and sticking her butt in the air... she's in heat.

[IceColdBrewski]

^
yeah, if she's meowing a lot and sticking her butt in the air... she's in heat.

Looks like Train might get some ass after all.

[ObiwanGinobili]

Looks like Train might get some ass after all.
:vomit: but :lmao

[IceColdBrewski]

:vomit: but :lmao

I'm just doing the math.

Horny TrainWreck + "he's cute as all hell" + horny cat =

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v346/fee041259/ScaredCat.jpg

[Old School Chic]

I'm just doing the math.

Horny TrainWreck + "he's cute as all hell" + horny cat =

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v346/fee041259/ScaredCat.jpg

:lmao

[Jimcs50]

I love my cats and dogs.

You got a problem with that, Shoog!!???


:makemyday

[ShoogarBear]

The question is, does the SPCA have a problem with it?

[Trainwreck2100]

The cat's fixed, he can no longer be horny

[1Parker1]

Hey, some of us have standards too, you know. :flipoff :lol

:lol

[pache100]

The cat's fixed, he can no longer be horny

Who told you that? It reduces sexual tendencies and inclinations, more so in some animals than others. But it by no means always gets rid of them completely.

[ShoogarBear]

The cat's fixed, he can no longer be hornySo that just leaves you.

[Old School Chic]

So that just leaves you.

:lol

[2Blonde]

The cat's fixed, he can no longer be horny

All it ever did for my dog was turn her into a lesbian and a self-pleasurer. She just became the humper instead of the humpee and she also started humping her own tail. :nope
Didn't diminish her sex drive at all.

[jman3000]

^^^

I remember when the female dog I had a few years back got fixed and she started humping anybody she could get a hold of... sometimes she would just be playing with you normal... and once you let your guard down...... dead.

[johngateswhiteley]

well i am a guy and i love cats. who wants a dog slobbering all over them all the time? i don't dislike dogs at all, but i do love cats especially the sphynx, which i use to own. i am allergic to cats and it being hairless does help. but cats are cool, lazy, and aloof....just like me, just like real men. while dogs are needy and can be very annoying, like a girl.

[jman3000]

but cats are cool, lazy, and aloof....just like me, just like real men. while dogs are needy and can be very annoying, like a girl.

point taken...