Hello Earth, this is Riley Martin

[pussyface]

...author of the book "The Coming of Tan."
At the age of 11, near the St. Francis river, this guy was abducted by friendly aliens. Since that time they come back to visit him every 11 years.

He has only an 8th grade education but speaks like an intellectual because the aliens downloaded knowledge into that big ol' head a his.

Gotta check him out at www.thecomingoftan.com

He is currently the greatest and most entertaining member of the mass media.

Any other Riley lovers?

In closing, oh qua tangin wan
quansa, lojiwan

Support your Biaviians, beware of Targzissians (they are clearly reptillian).
Buy up his books and symbols, you'll love it.

[midgetonadonkey]

hahaha

Riley Martin kicks ass. I love when Stern busts his balls.

[midgetonadonkey]

uhhhh....

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I thought I recognized that name from when I used to listen to Howard.
What a tosspot.

[pussyface]

listen man...uhhh...the screed is going to attack within 205 days if we don't collectively get our minds right..uhh... and things of this nature, you understand?

[pussyface]

oh my god... i take everything bad i ever said about you back buddy

[jman3000]

you think they sell uranium at your local grocer?

anyhow... we can't supply the correct number of jigowatts.

[pussyface]

el pimpo...are you new to riley's world?
if so, what are your thoughts on this guy and his superior brand of bullshit?

[midgetonadonkey]

His radio show is great.

[pussyface]

just the fact that you've heard him on the radio and think he's funny gives me hope that you might be a much cooler person than what I had you pegged for.

...obviously, i don't think any of us are buying what riley's selling.
but, my god, he is one hell of an entertainer, give the man his due...

ps: what is your favorite alien species: targzissians, screed/insectillians ("smart bugs"), or Biaviians (the safe answer)?

[midgetonadonkey]

O-Qua Tangin Wann