Caption: 6/3/06

[ace3g]

http://www.nba.com/media/JStackhouse_400_060603.jpg


http://www.nba.com/media/suns/Amare_600_060603.gif


http://www.nba.com/media/JTerry_Cuban_600_060603.jpg

[spurs=bling]

:spless: :vomit:

[Drbio]

http://www.nba.com/media/JStackhouse_400_060603.jpg
My name is Jerry D. Stackhouse and I am a Western Conference Champion and soon to be World Champion.

[Leetonidas]

http://www.nba.com/media/JTerry_Cuban_600_060603.jpg

Show me the money...SHOT!

[Leetonidas]

http://www.nba.com/media/JStackhouse_400_060603.jpg

"I'm stretching because I'll have to bend over a lot for Wade."

[ponky]

http://www.nba.com/media/JStackhouse_400_060603.jpg



My long black tights will beat Wade's long black tights to a championship. Where are they?

[Drbio]

Even a badass warrior like Stackhouse needs to take a rest.

[Leetonidas]

Stackhouse: "What do you mean 'you look gay'?"

[Drbio]

Stackhouse: "What do you mean 'you look gay'?"
Timmah knows gay for sure.

[Leetonidas]

Or what about...

Reporter: "I'm sorry. We thought you guys were extinct."
Stack: "Maybe next time do a little research."

[ashbeeigh]

http://www.nba.com/media/JStackhouse_400_060603.jpg




Annnd....Bend.......................and........... ...........Snap.

[Spurologist]

Stackhouse: "What do you mean 'you look gay'?"

:lol

Ding. Ding. Ding. We have a winner

[Trainwreck2100]

fuck

[v2freak]

http://www.nba.com/media/JTerry_Cuban_600_060603.jpg[/QUOTE]

Alright, now YOU hit ME in the nuts!

[Sense]

http://www.nba.com/media/JTerry_Cuban_600_060603.jpg

Mark Cuban : WE WON NIGGAAAAAA!!

[Drbio]

http://www.nba.com/media/JTerry_Cuban_600_060603.jpg

Alright, now YOU hit ME in the nuts![/QUOTE]


ok I admit it.....I laughed at this one. :lmao

[Melmart1]

http://www.nba.com/media/JStackhouse_400_060603.jpg





Why am I sitting like this? You DO realize my teammate is Jason Terry, right?

[strangeweather]

Why am I sitting like this? You DO realize my teammate is Jason Terry, right?
:lmao

[Bob Lanier]

Why am I sitting like this? You DO realize my teammate is Jason Terry, right?
:lmao :clap
http://img131.imageshack.us/img131/3958/cub6af.jpg

[adrienne]

Funny, guys!

Okay, okay....now caption this one!

http://www.nba.com/media/DirkTrophy_400_060603.jpg

[SA Gunslinger]

http://www.nba.com/media/DirkTrophy_400_060603.jpg

Obviously it' great to win the Western Conference and obviously the Heat are going to be a tough challenge. And obviously with Javie and Bavetta it will be a positive experience. And obviously we are no longer scared of Danny Crawford.

And did I mention that I am the uber man?

[ace3g]

Funny, guys!

Okay, okay....now caption this one!

http://www.nba.com/media/DirkTrophy_400_060603.jpg


* some guy from the mavs shown borrowing the Western Conference Championship Trophy for a year


(because the spurs know they will be in contention next year, do the mavs?)

[THE SIXTH MAN]

http://www.nba.com/media/DirkTrophy_400_060603.jpg
"Wow, hey Mark how much did you say this cost?

[adrienne]

Clever. Really.

Seriously though, I'm sorry for those who have been an annoyance trolling the board. But don't let that turn you all into bitter complaining morons that throw logic to the wind.

[Despot]

http://www.nba.com/media/DirkTrophy_400_060603.jpg


~thinking~ If only Mr. Hasselhoff was here to see this.

[Melmart1]

Clever. Really.

Seriously though, I'm sorry for those who have been an annoyance trolling the board. But don't let that turn you all into bitter complaining morons that throw logic to the wind.

Soooo... don't become like Mavs fans who can't stop complaining about Spurs fans even though they won? Thanks for the advice! :tu

[THE SIXTH MAN]

http://www.nba.com/media/DirkTrophy_400_060603.jpg
Hey adrienne shut up, Im serious how much did it cost?

[adrienne]

Hey don't get bitchy, Mel. Yes, don't be like A FEW OF THE MAVS FANS WHO ARE ON THIS BOARD BECAUSE YOU ALL REACT and whine and complain.

[Melmart1]

I wasn't getting bitchy. I just think it's funny that you come in here telling us how to act like every other Mavfan since you beat us. It's not a few, Adrienne. It's like 90% of Mavfans. Ask any of the regulars.

[THE SIXTH MAN]

I wasn't getting bitchy. I just think it's funny that you come in here telling us how to act like every other Mavfan since you beat us. It's not a few, Adrienne. It's like 90% of Mavfans. Ask any of the regulars.
She's right, I have yet to see a thread with a mav fan not being a troll

[adrienne]

You're right. I would estimate that 90% of the Mavs fans...or more...ON THIS BOARD are complete idiots. But this board does not = the whole world, and it is when I see people generalizing the entire population of Mavericks fans that I get pissed off. If we generalized Spurs fans from a few samples on this board, I would think that San Antonio was home to a million morbidly obese alcoholics.

This is the first time I have actually said anything at all, I've kept my mouth shut and let you all continue to have diarrhea of the mouth since the Spurs were eliminated, and it's annoying.

[Melmart1]

If we generalized Spurs fans from a few samples on this board, I would think that San Antonio was home to a million morbidly obese alcoholics

Who on this board is a morbidly obese alcoholic? If anyone is obese, it would be "fatties" who order pizza online, no?


This is the first time I have actually said anything at all, I've kept my mouth shut and let you all continue to have diarrhea of the mouth since the Spurs were eliminated, and it's annoying

Then feel free to scroll. Yeah, I agree that it's lame for Spurs fans to still whine about refs and shit. But you know what is even lamer? Fans of another team trying to tell us how to act. I will take a whiny, embrassing Spurs fan any day over a winning team's whiny fans. Cus telling us how to act or post is WHINEY. Your team won! Quit whining!

[Despot]

I think most of us are not concerned at all about mavs fans that don't post on here. Also, if I tend to find a board that is annoying, I don't go back, much less accumulate 3,300 posts.

It's just that, if your neighbors are going to go buy a car, or remodel their house, do you feel the need to tell them what car to buy, or degrade them because they chose the wrong color to paint their house?

[NASpurs]

Who on this board is a morbidly obese alcoholic? If anyone is obese, it would be "fatties" who order pizza online, no?:lmao too funny

[Despot]

you know what this board needs? A thread with photoshops with Dirk living out Hasselhoff songs.

http://www.lyricsfreak.com/d/david+hasselhoff/

[rayray2k8]

http://www.nba.com/media/JTerry_Cuban_600_060603.jpg

Mark Cuban : WE WON NIGGAAAAAA!!
I dont know why..
But i thought this was hilarious.

[justbrowsing]

Why am I sitting like this? You DO realize my teammate is Jason Terry, right?

okay, now THAT'S funny!

[MissAllThat]

Yet another thread with Mavs fans telling Spurs fans how to behave. I know for a fact that Mavs fans are idiotic annoying morons, and I'm not just going by the ones on this board. I know lots of them in person, have been to Dallas several times and seen plenty more, etc. This is the same city that after SA won the NBA championship in 03 and I wanted a championship t-shirt pretended like they'd never heard of the NBA Championship. Which btw I thought was kind of funny, but seriously footlocker and champs and stores like that should have had some sort of shirt or Spurs jersey of some sort. They have that stuff in every other city in the country, even LA, why is Dallas so special. I did end up finding some at a random store in one of the surrounding cities and the best part of all was that I practically got all of my 03 gear for free because it was so ridiculously marked down. Funniest thing ever. I'd been going around offering to pay twice what one of the shirts was worth and yet I got a shirt and more for less than half. But back to Mavs fans, complete and utter trash. On the same level as the Ok. State fans that cheered whenever one of our players was injured during the game, or the USC fans that felt the need to yell horrible things at me in Cali, or the OU fans I encountered at my first texas-OU game. No, not every single Mavs fan is a worthless excuse for a human. There is a very very very VERY small handful of them that are actually worth talking to. Really nice people, but that small bunch is way overshadowed by the idiots we see on this board and are most likely to run into on the street. The # of good Mavs fans is about the # of fans they had before Cuban bought the team. Its not a big one.

[windboy226]

Annnd....Bend.......................and........... ...........Snap.

pretty funny...nice legally blonde reference..

[Melmart1]

okay, now THAT'S funny!

I am glad a Mavs fan can find that funny. It really is meant in jest. I wish certain OTHER Mavfans could realize that.

[Kori Ellis]

You're right. I would estimate that 90% of the Mavs fans...or more...ON THIS BOARD are complete idiots. But this board does not = the whole world, and it is when I see people generalizing the entire population of Mavericks fans that I get pissed off. If we generalized Spurs fans from a few samples on this board, I would think that San Antonio was home to a million morbidly obese alcoholics.

This is the first time I have actually said anything at all, I've kept my mouth shut and let you all continue to have diarrhea of the mouth since the Spurs were eliminated, and it's annoying.

Come on Adrienne, aren't you better than that?

In the first paragraph, you bitch about people generalizing Mavs fans, then in the second paragraph, you say "you all continue..."

Please.

And you haven't "let" us do anything. It's not your board.

You come into a Spurs forum and post of picture of Dirk with a WCF trophy and you expect Spurs fans to not put smart ass captions? WTF do you think a Caption This thread is for?

[adrienne]

I apologize for getting testy. I shouldn't have been reading SPURS fans opinions late at night when I'm tired, and they're angry.

I've slept on it however, and realize that none of that matters, because the bottom line is the Dallas Mavericks are going to the finals, and the Spurs and Suns are not.

[ALVAREZ6]

http://www.nba.com/media/JStackhouse_400_060603.jpg
:lmao :lmao :lmao



what a fag

[Despot]

http://www.nba.com/media/JStackhouse_400_060603.jpg

To fine tune an earlier post, how about:

Reporter: "I'm sorry. We thought gay cavemen were extinct."
Stack: "Maybe next time do a little research."

[Burn531]

http://www.nba.com/media/JStackhouse_400_060603.jpg

"Of course I shave my legs."

[Chief]

http://www.nba.com/media/JStackhouse_400_060603.jpg

Stackhouse: "I used these same knee pads to make up to horry"


http://www.nba.com/media/JTerry_Cuban_600_060603.jpg

Mark: "Terry !! do you have something shoved up your ass too !! "
Terry: "Yes!!!"
Both: "We've been Nowitskied !"

[pking]

Mark Cuban : WE WON NIGGAAAAAA!!

:lol

[DaSpurs#1]

http://www.nba.com/media/JTerry_Cuban_600_060603.jpg
Mark: "Terry !! do you have something shoved up your ass too !! "
Terry: "Yes!!!"
Both: "We've been Nowitskied !"
:lmao :lmao :lmao i think we have a winner :lmao :lmao :lmao

[Mavs_man_41]

Yet another thread with Mavs fans telling Spurs fans how to behave. I know for a fact that Mavs fans are idiotic annoying morons, and I'm not just going by the ones on this board. I know lots of them in person, have been to Dallas several times and seen plenty more, etc. This is the same city that after SA won the NBA championship in 03 and I wanted a championship t-shirt pretended like they'd never heard of the NBA Championship. Which btw I thought was kind of funny, but seriously footlocker and champs and stores like that should have had some sort of shirt or Spurs jersey of some sort. They have that stuff in every other city in the country, even LA, why is Dallas so special. I did end up finding some at a random store in one of the surrounding cities and the best part of all was that I practically got all of my 03 gear for free because it was so ridiculously marked down. Funniest thing ever. I'd been going around offering to pay twice what one of the shirts was worth and yet I got a shirt and more for less than half. But back to Mavs fans, complete and utter trash. On the same level as the Ok. State fans that cheered whenever one of our players was injured during the game, or the USC fans that felt the need to yell horrible things at me in Cali, or the OU fans I encountered at my first texas-OU game. No, not every single Mavs fan is a worthless excuse for a human. There is a very very very VERY small handful of them that are actually worth talking to. Really nice people, but that small bunch is way overshadowed by the idiots we see on this board and are most likely to run into on the street. The # of good Mavs fans is about the # of fans they had before Cuban bought the team. Its not a big one.

yup your right, most of the hundreds of thousands of mavs fans are complete morons :smokin .....oh ya and all spurs fans are born with vast basketball knowledge....

[Holmes_Fans]

It's the only sport they have, NBA and WNBA. They can't even get their nfl rent-a-team to stay.

[Slinkyman]

http://www.nba.com/media/DirkTrophy_400_060603.jpg

Does dirk wear dentures or was his father actually a horse?

[Burn531]

^^^^ :lol :lmao

[MissAllThat]

all spurs fans are born with vast basketball knowledge....

Did I ever say that? I don't think I did. I know lots of stupid Spurs fans.

[mike detroit]

Funny, guys!

Okay, okay....now caption this one!

http://www.nba.com/media/DirkTrophy_400_060603.jpg


"this is the only clean shirt i own"

[Darrin]

http://www.nba.com/media/DirkTrophy_400_060603.jpg

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i222/EMC2002/fc495217.jpg
Which once again proves my theory:
Germans love David Hasselhoff!

[Islymore]

http://www.nba.com/media/JStackhouse_400_060603.jpg

To fine tune an earlier post, how about:

Reporter: "I'm sorry. We thought gay cavemen were extinct."
Stack: "Maybe next time do a little research."

NOW... THASS FUNNY!!!! Me and my sister call him CROMAGNUM MAN... lol... caveman.... ?? :lol :lol :lol

i also thot that JET/CUBAN "WE WON NIGGGAAA!!!" was funny too..

[TheSanityAnnex]

Yet another thread with Mavs fans telling Spurs fans how to behave. I know for a fact that Mavs fans are idiotic annoying morons, and I'm not just going by the ones on this board. I know lots of them in person, have been to Dallas several times and seen plenty more, etc. This is the same city that after SA won the NBA championship in 03 and I wanted a championship t-shirt pretended like they'd never heard of the NBA Championship. Which btw I thought was kind of funny, but seriously footlocker and champs and stores like that should have had some sort of shirt or Spurs jersey of some sort. They have that stuff in every other city in the country, even LA, why is Dallas so special. I did end up finding some at a random store in one of the surrounding cities and the best part of all was that I practically got all of my 03 gear for free because it was so ridiculously marked down. Funniest thing ever. I'd been going around offering to pay twice what one of the shirts was worth and yet I got a shirt and more for less than half. But back to Mavs fans, complete and utter trash. On the same level as the Ok. State fans that cheered whenever one of our players was injured during the game, or the USC fans that felt the need to yell horrible things at me in Cali, or the OU fans I encountered at my first texas-OU game. No, not every single Mavs fan is a worthless excuse for a human. There is a very very very VERY small handful of them that are actually worth talking to. Really nice people, but that small bunch is way overshadowed by the idiots we see on this board and are most likely to run into on the street. The # of good Mavs fans is about the # of fans they had before Cuban bought the team. Its not a big one.
^^^^
Do you really expect people to read this rant? Try implementing a paragraph here and there.

[Leetonidas]

It's the only sport they have, NBA and WNBA. They can't even get their nfl rent-a-team to stay.

Here we go with the city smack. :rolleyes

I don't know what your proud of, having some shitty NFL team that hasn't done jack in years. The fact we don't have an NFL team is better because it brings a deeper appreciation for our Spurs and less bandwagoning, unlike the Mavs.

[MadDog73]

Here we go with the city smack. :rolleyes

I don't know what your proud of, having some shitty NFL team that hasn't done jack in years. The fact we don't have an NFL team is better because it brings a deeper appreciation for our Spurs and less bandwagoning, unlike the Mavs.

Hmmm. So, we don't want another sport in San Antonio?

Fact is, we could handle having another sport here, and we will. The Dallas metroplex and Houston have had the numbers, but San Antonio and the surrounding area is growing faster than both.

It will only be a matter of time before we pick up some more teams... maybe even a team that leaves one of those cities... like the Chapparrals did so long ago.