This is the gayest thing I've ever seen

[Leetonidas]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrqOVoiOTYU

[Spurologist]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrqOVoiOTYU

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

They actually did that shit

[Shank]

I think the gayest thing you've ever seen is your man yogurt running down the crack of your boyfriend's ass after you sneak in a quick bufo in the dressing room at the Gap.

[kalikot_boy_kr]

the gayest thing i ever see is marck cuban pay the refs! hahahha! so suck is the mavs! 4 ever!

[Leetonidas]

I think the gayest thing you've ever seen is your man yogurt running down the crack of your boyfriend's ass after you sneak in a quick bufo in the dressing room at the Gap.

Wow, that was random. And yet, not funny.

[Spurologist]

I think the gayest thing you've ever seen is your man yogurt running down the crack of your boyfriend's ass after you sneak in a quick bufo in the dressing room at the Gap.

http://www.thethirteenthstep.com/stfu/rows-sign1.jpg

[Trainwreck2100]

Not, gay just supporting the fact the Mavs don't have an original bone in their body, cmon, Nowitzness?

[Shank]

Quick! Someone say something about the refs before I go.

[Leetonidas]

http://www.thethirteenthstep.com/stfu/rows-sign1.jpg

http://shank.justgotowned.com/

[Trainwreck2100]

Quick! Someone say something about the refs before I go.

Accoring to a poll of many refs, you are not funny.

[Shank]

Who said I was trying to be funny?

Someone should inform TexasBall-a that that vid has been playing at the AAC all fucking season. Bringing it out now is just more of his bullshit bitterness showing. I love it. The Mavs win the WCF and instead of saying one small thing positive about them, this kind of shit is dug up. Bunch of pussies.

[Leetonidas]

Who said I was trying to be funny?

Someone should inform TexasBall-a that that vid has been playing at the AAC all fucking season. Bringing it out now is just more of his bullshit bitterness showing. I love it. The Mavs win the WCF and instead of saying one small thing positive about them, this kind of shit is dug up. Bunch of pussies.

Have I ever been to the AAC? No.

Someone at a Heat forum brought it to my attention a couple minutes ago. I'd never seen it before.

[Spurologist]

Who said I was trying to be funny?

Someone should inform TexasBall-a that that vid has been playing at the AAC all fucking season. Bringing it out now is just more of his bullshit bitterness showing. I love it. The Mavs win the WCF and instead of saying one small thing positive about them, this kind of shit is dug up. Bunch of pussies.

Calm down buddy. We already know the mavs are made up of a bunch of pussies. Don't you want to think positive right now about your team

[Shank]

And holy shit! You're just about to turn 16 and your first ambition is to work at fucking Academy??!!!??? What? Taco Bell wasn't hiring? Way to set those goals sky-high there, son. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!

[Leetonidas]

And holy shit! You're just about to turn 16 and your first ambition is to work at fucking Academy??!!!??? What? Taco Bell wasn't hiring? Way to set those goals sky-high there, son. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!

We can't all be managers at McDonald's.

[kalikot_boy_kr]

Hahahha! Ref And Cuban Are The Best Partners! Damn The Mavs!! They Are Not The Best Team!

[Leetonidas]

I just changed that. Damn, I must've registered here a long time ago because I haven't wanted to work at Academy for a long time

[SA Gunslinger]

That was gay.

[scott]

This thread is gayer than that video.

[v2freak]

I've said it before and I'll say it again. I will never understand the point of trolling

[kalikot_boy_kr]

Hahahha! Thats Why They Played Pussiey Game Hahhahahharhaharhahar!

[kalikot_boy_kr]

Hahhaha! Mavs Is Boring To Watch..hahhaha! Tell To Cuban Jsut To Buy The Ref In Miami..

[Mavs_man_41]

Calm down buddy. We already know the mavs are made up of a bunch of pussies. Don't you want to think positive right now about your team

Hey buddy dont call the mavs pussies, especially when your star player is 7 feet tall and i can beat his ass in a real life fight

[Melmart1]

Hey buddy dont call the mavs pussies, especially when your star player is 7 feet tall and i can beat his ass in a real life fight

I am sure Timmy feels very threatened by your e-toughness.

[Mavs_man_41]

I am sure Timmy feels very threatened by your e-toughness.

fuck e-toughness im just saying the guy is a real whimp look at him 7 ft 245 pounds im 6ft 4 and weigh the same as him pure muscle.

[Mavs_man_41]

the guy is built like shawn bradley with a little more meat on his bones

[Spurologist]

Hey buddy dont call the mavs pussies, especially when your star player is 7 feet tall and i can beat his ass in a real life fight

Again, my friend you are right on point about Dirk. I always knew he wasn't much of a fighter. Kick his ass.

[MissAllThat]

Wow, I think i'm traumatized now. Very disturbing.

And what is wrong with being 16 and working at Academy? I don't see a problem with that. To each their own.

[Mavs_man_41]

Again, my friend you are right on point about Dirk. I always knew he wasn't much of a fighter. Kick his ass.

dont be a smartass im talking about tim fucking duncan

[Spurologist]

the guy is built like shawn bradley with a little more meat on his bones

yeah and Dirk is a jump shooter who loves and listens to David Hasselhoff. Toughness exemplified

[Spurologist]

dont be a smartass im talking about tim fucking duncan

Will Dirk ever do this shit

http://images.usatoday.com/sports/nba/_photos/2004-12-03-inside-spurs.jpg

Be fucking honest

[Mavs_man_41]

Will Dirk ever do this shit

http://images.usatoday.com/sports/nba/_photos/2004-12-03-inside-spurs.jpg

Be fucking honest

Glad you took the time to find a picture of duncans ONE AND ONLY monster dunk

[MissAllThat]

fuck e-toughness im just saying the guy is a real whimp look at him 7 ft 245 pounds im 6ft 4 and weigh the same as him pure muscle.

:rolleyes right, keep telling yourself that...

[AMOS7]

E-penis alert.

[Spurologist]

Glad you took the time to find a picture of duncans ONE AND ONLY monster dunk

:lol Do even watch basketball. You are fucking laughable. Answer the fucking question already

[Mavs_man_41]

:rolleyes right, keep telling yourself that...

yup youre right i have a reason to fucking lie

[Mavs_man_41]

Dirk may not be the toughest guy in the league but i take offense when some douche bag calls the mavs "a bunch of pussies" and forgets to realize that duncan is an even bigger pussy.

[Spurologist]

Dirk may not be the toughest guy in the league but i take offense when some douche bag calls the mavs "a bunch of pussies" and forgets to realize that duncan is an even bigger pussy.

ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION


Will Dirk ever do this shit

http://images.usatoday.com/sports/nba/_photos/2004-12-03-inside-spurs.jpg

Be fucking honest

[Melmart1]

fuck e-toughness im just saying the guy is a real whimp look at him 7 ft 245 pounds im 6ft 4 and weigh the same as him pure muscle.
:ttiwwp:

[Mavs_man_41]

ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION

yes dirk has dunked on his fair share of people although thats not what hes known for

[Spurologist]

yes dirk has dunked on his fair share of people although thats not what hes known for

that means he's a pussy for not dominating the basket with his great size and ability. It is fucking wasted. Why can't he use the same skill on defense.

Answer the question please. Will Dirk ever do that shit? YEs or NO

[Mavs_man_41]

Im not hating on the spurs, i like tony parker and admire bruce bowens defense. But it is a fact that duncan and ginobili are pussies, i cant stand the 2 lil bitches.

[Trainwreck2100]

yes dirk has dunked on his fair share of people although thats not what hes known for


correct, he's known for being a big giant pussy

[Mavs_man_41]

When those two are gone GO SPURS, 2nd to only the mavericks

[Spurologist]

When those two are gone GO SPURS, 2nd to only the mavericks

you are a pussy for not answering the question and you are giving to the fact that Dirk is also a pussy. Congrats

[Mavs_man_41]

you are a pussy for not answering the question and you are giving to the fact that Dirk is also a pussy. Congrats

No, congrats to you for calling me a pussy while hiding behind a keyboard.

[Trainwreck2100]

you are a pussy for not answering the question and you are giving to the fact that Dirk is also a pussy. Congrats

He;s not a pussy, real men sing David Hasselhoff

[Mavs_man_41]

He;s not a pussy, real men sing David Hasselhoff

kinda like how timmy was almost a proffesional womens swimmer right?

[Melmart1]

No, congrats to you for calling me a pussy while hiding behind a keyboard.

Congrats on calling Tim Duncan a pussy from behind a keyboard. Oh, and for not posting a pic to prove your hulking manliness that could take Duncan out. Real easy to make claims about being He-Man when you don't have to prove it, now isn't it?

[Mavs_man_41]

Congrats on calling Tim Duncan a pussy from behind a keyboard. Oh, and for not posting a pic to prove your hulking manliness that could take Duncan out. Real easy to make claims about being He-Man when you don't have to prove it, now isn't it?

you want a pic to jack off too?

[Mavs_man_41]

maybe you and loverboy tim thomas should hook up

[Mavs_man_41]

im out, this discussion is over tim duncan is a fucking pussy

[Spurologist]

No, congrats to you for calling me a pussy while hiding behind a keyboard.

it's a cop out because you don't want to answer the question.

Here's a little advice for you: Don't call out Tim Duncan when you know well that Dallas has a player that is on the nba's All NBA PUSSY first team.

[Melmart1]

you want a pic to jack off too?

:rolleyes Yes, please impress me with your manliness. Proof is in the photo.

[MissAllThat]

yup youre right i have a reason to fucking lie

Yeah, its the internet. You can sit there and insult Tim Duncan all you want, but the fact is he is a good player. He's a 2 time NBA MVP (something your boy Dirk will never be). He's a 3 time NBA Champ (again, same thing here). Oh and to top it off, he's getting paid millions of dollars to "be a pussy" every year. So umm yeah you can sit there and claim to be this and that, but its all talk, and pretty stupid talk at that. If the Mavs had Duncan you'd love him, and if the Spurs had Dirk we'd love him. So really, this is a stupid argument.

[DirkAB]

The video isn't the gayest thing I've ever seen, but it might be a close second to this catty thread.

[DaSpurs#1]

No, congrats to you for calling me a pussy while hiding behind a keyboard.
hmmm.... just like you saying youll kick Timmy's ass... hmmm... now whose running off behind a keyboard :lol :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes


oh and about hte video i thought the same thing first time i saw it

[I H8 Mavs Fans]

The video isn't the gayest thing I've ever seen, but it might be a close second to this catty thread.
It was an alright thread till it was ruined by7 the plague known as mavs fans

[ponky]

actually, the pic in my sig looks gayer

[I H8 Mavs Fans]

actually, the pic in my sig looks gayer
I love it when Mavstalk shuts down and they all come here


Also Mark Cuban looks gayer then your sig pic but not as gay as thaty unoriginal peice of dogshit video

[ponky]

I love it when Mavstalk shuts down and they all come here


Also Mark Cuban looks gayer then your sig pic but not as gay as thaty unoriginal peice of dogshit video


it's only shut down because everyone is off at love field to meet the mavs when they arrive...i'm in austin, otherwise i'd be there too

[ChumpDumper]

No one posts at Mavtalk. SpursTalk is easily the most active Mavboard in the world. Pretty sad.

[I H8 Mavs Fans]

it's only shut down because everyone is off at love field to meet the mavs when they arrive...i'm in austin, otherwise i'd be there too
THat makes sense, so instead you are here, annoying the shit out of Spurs fans

[Horry For 3!]

hahahahahaha thats funny shit

[ponky]

No one posts at Mavtalk. SpursTalk is easily the most active Mavboard in the world. Pretty sad.


I don't mind, it's more fun here, everyone is so touchy. I was on the Suns forum which is even slower, everyone is sooooo nice there, even in defeat.

[ace3g]

kinda like how timmy was almost a proffesional womens swimmer right?


That is fucking wrong on so many levels, do you know why Duncan was a swimmer at a young age and the story behind it with his mother; Timmy might have been a gold medal swimmer at the olympics if it were not for the death of his mother. So dont make fun of Duncan for doing something he loved at one point in his life

[I H8 Mavs Fans]

That is fucking wrong on so many levels, do you know why Duncan was a swimmer at a young age and the story behind it with his mother; Timmy might have been a gold medal swimmer at the olympics if it were not for the death of his mother. So dont make fun of Duncan for doing something he loved at one point in his life


Mavs fans don't care about that shit, they make fun of Holt's alchohol problems so they'd probably talk shit about Tim's mom.

[ponky]

That is fucking wrong on so many levels, do you know why Duncan was a swimmer at a young age and the story behind it with his mother; Timmy might have been a gold medal swimmer at the olympics if it were not for the death of his mother. So dont make fun of Duncan for doing something he loved at one point in his life


I've heard he could've possibly been an Olympic swimmer, quite impressive. I should fo a google search.

[I H8 Mavs Fans]

I don't mind, it's more fun here, everyone is so touchy. I was on the Suns forum which is even slower, everyone is sooooo nice there, even in defeat.
I'm sorry Spurs fans aren't used to people being complete and total douchebags

[ponky]

Mavs fans don't care about that shit, they make fun of Holt's alchohol problems so they'd probably talk shit about Tim's mom.


That is not true, I don't make fun of any players and their off-the-court personal lives. Making blanket generalizations about a team's fans is stupid, I could same the same about Spurs fans but I don't, there is quite a spectrum here on Spurstalk and I like some of the fans.

[I H8 Mavs Fans]

Making blanket generalizations about a team's fans is stupid,



I don't mind, it's more fun here, everyone is so touchy.

[ponky]

I'm sorry Spurs fans aren't used to people being complete and total douchebags


You're the one with the ridiculous *hate* moniker and name-calling. I don't know why you are pointing the finger at uncivilized Mavs fans when you can't even hold yourself to a higher standard of comportment.

[Despot]

The gayest thing I have ever seen is Dirk thinking of Hasselhoff when he shoots free throws. I bet he's thinking "Put it in the hole, put it in the hole"















The mavs are huge pussies.

[I H8 Mavs Fans]

You're the one with the ridiculous *hate* moniker and name-calling. I don't know why you are pointing the finger at uncivilized Mavs fans when you can't even hold yourself to a higher standard of comportment.
That was tried during the series, but you Mavs fans continued to be douchebags so higher standards are thrown out the window.

[ponky]

That was tried during the series, but you Mavs fans continued to be douchebags so higher standards are thrown out the window.


Yeah right, I highly doubt you tried anything, look at the number of posts you have. Anyway, have fun with your hateration, I have to shower and drive to Dallas now.

[I H8 Mavs Fans]

Yeah right, I highly doubt you tried anything, look at the number of posts you have. Anyway, have fun with your hateration, I have to shower and drive to Dallas now.

yes beacause I was always this poster, and hey don't you have more blanket generaliztions to make.

[Pero]

Gayest? Yeah, you`re right they look really happy... Especially being in the finals and all. One of the funniest videos in while.

[themvp]

:lmao

They cant be for real!

[J.T.]

You know I was playing a pickup game the other day and, I figured since Dirk is a great FT shooter, maybe the Hasselhoff thing really does work...bricked the first off the backboard and the second was short off the front of the rim. Motherfucker robbed me. I am usually consistent with FTs although I don't shoot that many when I play. Maybe you have to be a 7 foot vagina for it to work.

[toosmallshoes]

Yes. It's true. That was a very gay video. like, "poopy popsicle" gay. Especially Mark Cuban's little wink at the end. Wow.

[timvp]

Pretty gay but if it took Pop making a snuff video for the Spurs to win it all, I'd be all for it.

[Texas_Ranger]

:lol :lol :lmao

[Leetonidas]

This thread got interesting. Let's recap...

Shank insulted me for being 16 and getting a job (was that supposed to hurt or something?)

Mavs Man is supposedly a 6'4" body builder who can kick Tim Duncan's ass.

ponky enjoys the Suns forum because they're nice.

Timvp wouldn't mind Pop doing gay porn if it was for a Finals trophy.


Interesting...

BTW Mavs Man, how come you won't show your pic? Is "you want a pic to jack off to" all you got? Because that is just you not being 6'4" but just some lardass who's probably 12 and trying to act tough. And if Tim Duncan is a pussy, he fucking owned your team.

[ballhog]

Just missing the few refs in there.

[Despot]

Googled Mavs man, and I came to a disturbing discovery, Mavs man is an inflatable doll? I bet Cuban has a special edition.

http://www.nba.com/media/mavericks/mavsman640x480.jpg

[Spurologist]

Googled Mavs man, and I came to a disturbing discovery, Mavs man is an inflatable doll? I bet Cuban has a special edition.

http://www.nba.com/media/mavericks/mavsman640x480.jpg

Word is Ken is dissing Barbie for this guy. WHOA