When Fratboys Unite

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

I've gotta share this one with you guys...

I live in a single bedroom apartment, and am surrounded by 3 other single bedroom apts. on my floor (second floor).

About two months ago, three UNT girls moved into the three surrounding apartments, total party chicks.

Anyway, last night one of them had a little party, probably 15-20 people there. I was over there for a while before planning on crashing for the night.

The girl's apartment overlooks our complex pool. Think tight quarters here, it's roughly 8 feet as the crow flies from her balcony to the edge of the pool. Said pool is only five feet deep at its deepest.

Anyway, a couple of fratdaddies were over there, and one of them got the bright idea he could jump off her balcony into the pool. Me, being the good Ag I am, tried to talk the guy out of it.

He seemed convinced, but the moment I went to go grab a beer, his buddies egged him into jumping. Next thing you hear is a splash followed shortly after by this pathetic, gargled screaming from the jumper.

We all crowded to the balcony, and the water was already starting to turn red around him. Compound fracture in his leg. In two places.

Dumbass.

[Dumbass]

I'm feeling better, now.

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

I'm out of school for two years now (went to A&M), I just went over for the beer and the eye candy :D

[ashbeeigh]

I wish TLU could have the Alphas back. Shit like that happened all the time freshman year.

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

Actually to clarify, one of the girls is a grad student, another a senior, and the third told me when we first met that she was an "alum." Since then I found out she's an 'alum' because she flunked out, but tells everyone she graduated. :lol

That looked like it hurt like hell though, and the apartment folks had to drain the pool today, which I gather they weren't too happy about. The sad thing is he wasn't that drunk, at least to the point that I think that you'd have to be to think that jumping into a five feet deep pool from 15 feet up is a good idea.....

[kris]

Story checks out.

A frat guy does something retarded and gets hurt.

Check.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Actually to clarify, one of the girls is a grad student, another a senior, and the third told me when we first met that she was an "alum." Since then I found out she's an 'alum' because she flunked out, but tells everyone she graduated. :lol

That looked like it hurt like hell though, and the apartment folks had to drain the pool today, which I gather they weren't too happy about. The sad thing is he wasn't that drunk, at least to the point that I think that you'd have to be to think that jumping into a five feet deep pool from 15 feet up is a good idea.....

If I didn't know how easy it was for people to find out I'd be lying, I'd say I was an alum, too.

[CharlieMac]

Gump happens.

[Taco]

I thought this thread title was
When Fatboys Unite :lol

[ShoogarBear]

Darwin fails again.