What is your favorite curse word?

[MannyIsGod]

?

[Mookie_is_a_chode_face]

CHODE!

[Melmart1]

Was somebody watching "Inside the Actor's Studio"? :lol

[MannyIsGod]

:lmao

Yes!

[MannyIsGod]

BTW, I have to go with the best curse word of all time: Fuck

[CharlieMac]

Puss.

[Melmart1]

I KNEW it! :lol Tom Hanks was just on. Seriously, he needs to do something with that DaVinci Code hair.

Anyhoo, I would have to go with any and all variations of the word FUCK. Classic and appropriate for nearly all your situational cursing needs.

[Jekka]

While I love the word "fuck", there is nothing more satisfying to me than a really loud "god dammit!!" It's probably the PK in me.

[MannyIsGod]

He's going bald. I think thats why he has that hair. But yeah, its BAD.

[MissAllThat]

Tom's hair is absolutely horrible. I don't know what was worse, his hair or the movie.

[Melmart1]

While I love the word "fuck", there is nothing more satisfying to me than a really loud "god dammit!!" It's probably the PK in me.

It's funny you said that, cus I went to Catholic school my whole life and for some reason, the guilt makes me not want to say that. I say damnit a lot on its own, but that isn't really a bad curse word, imho. I say 'gotdamnit' here on the forums a lot, but its spelled differently and doesn't feel as bad for some reason.

But the reason I like 'fuck' so much has to do with Catholic school as well. Since it could be a curse word (fuck you), a state of being (we're fucked) or a sexual act (fucking), it seemed like the dirtiest of all the cuss words, like it was more illicit since we were supposed to be good little virgins :angel

[RashoFan]

shit is a pretty good word too
I use that during a call that goes bad real quick and finish with a GD it......awwwwwww SHIT........he stopped breathing...God Damn IT!!!!! :madrun

[Jekka]

It's funny you said that, cus I went to Catholic school my whole life and for some reason, the guilt makes me not want to say that. I say damnit a lot on its own, but that isn't really a bad curse word, imho. I say 'gotdamnit' here on the forums a lot, but its spelled differently and doesn't feel as bad for some reason.

But the reason I like 'fuck' so much has to do with Catholic school as well. Since it could be a curse word (fuck you), a state of being (we're fucked) or a sexual act (fucking), it seemed like the dirtiest of all the cuss words, like it was more illicit since we were supposed to be good little virgins :angel

As bad as the word "fuck" was in my house, "god dammit" was always much worse because it was sacriligious, so when I needed the worst exclamation I could find, that was usually my exclamation of choice. It's not that flexible, but it is very satisfying - I probably should feel more guilty than I do when I use it, but there's enough resentment left in me to negate it :lol

Ahahahaha "good little virgins" .... :lmao Forced religion can do wonders to a girl's conduct.

[RashoFan]

(Monty Python's) The Many Uses of the Word Fuck
www.nailmaster.ru/fuck.html

[jman3000]

Shit.. by a mile

[Sense]

clit is my favorite...

[Kori Ellis]

Bitch but mostly used as a verb not a noun. I say "bitching" instead of "complaining" so often that I almost said it at WOAI in the middle of a roundtable video. I said something like, "He's not bit -- complaining about playing time, so ..."

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Whichever one suits the circumstance best, such as this particular gesture will demonstrate: :flipoff

[SpursWoman]

Fuck

[J.T.]

BTW, I have to go with the best curse word of all time: Fuck

I gotta go with fuck too...you can modify it to fit so many situations...it's a very versatile swear word. I am also a big fan of WGAF and STFU...so my vote goes to fuck.

[Marklar MM]

Fuck Fuckity fuck fuck fuck

these kids have something to say.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIviEdx7C1E

[katyon6th]

I do not curse.

[samikeyp]

Fuck I don't know.

Ah, fuck it.

[JoeChalupa]

darn it

[ObiwanGinobili]

shit shitty shittiest shit if all shittign time.

[Jimcs50]

crap

[Jimcs50]

Fuck

Nice word, SW.


Perhaps one of the most interesting and colourful words in the English language today is the word "fuck". It is the one magical word which just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.

In the language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Eva) and intransitive (John fucked). It can be an active verb (John fucks), or a passive verb (John was fucked), or an adverb (Eva is fucking interested in John), or a noun (Eva is a fine fuck). It can also be used as an adjective (Janet is a fucking beauty). As you can see, there are not many words with the versatility of "fuck".

Besides its sexual connotation, this word can be used to describe many situations:

Fraud : The Spurs got fucked by the refs against the Mavs.

Dismay : Oh, fuck it!

Trouble : Now I'm fucked.

Aggression : Fuck you, Cuban!

Surprise : Fuck me!

Confusion : What the fuck?

Difficulty : I don't fucking understand Pop's small ball hardon!

Despair :Fucked again.

Philosophical : Who gives a fuck?

Laziness : He's fucked off.

Incompetence : He's fucked up.

Displeasure: What the fuck?

Rebellion : Oh fuck it.

Banter: Fuck wit!



It can be useful in descriptive anatomy: Jason Terry really is a fucking arse-hole.

It can be used to tell the time: It's six fucking thirty.

It can be used as a prediction: Oh, will I get fucked?

It can be used in business: Why did I get this fucking job?

It can be maternal: You mother fucker!

It can be nautical: Fuck the admiral!

It can be political: Fuck Bush!

It can be used to enhance meaning: SW is Beautifuckingful, or the calls that the Dirk got were unfuckingbelievable.





And of course, it can open the door to many relationships ... Let's fuck!

:spin

[AlamoSpursFan]

Shazbat.

Sincerely,
http://www.cinegeek.com/images/dvd/dvd_2004/mork_and_mindy_01/Mork%20and%20Mindy%20pic%201.jpg

[Spurminator]

Despite the homophobic conotations, my favorite is "cocksucker." Rolls off the tongue so well.

[Manuismysex]

asswipe. I just think it's hilarious.

[easjer]

Fuck. It's succinct. I have to watch myself, because I use it so often at home, it comes out naturally. Now, damn is perfectly acceptable at work and in most grocery stores (while in the vicinity of elderly women or young children), and the occassional shit or bitch (particularly while being used as a verb) is not a problem on a college campus, but damn, some people still get riled up over fuck.

I do try not to use it around kids (or curse at all), but it's going to be fucking hard to break that habit before we have kids. And I don't want my kids cursing up a blue streak when they are seven - hell, I don't even curse around my mother now!

[midgetonadonkey]

smegma

[ORION]

rackin frackin varmit !

[Summers]

Jackass.

[themvp]

I don´t curse. :sleep

[1Parker1]

I myself am quite partial to Shit!!!, Damn it!! Fuck!!! and the occassional Shoot!!! Darn it!!! and Oh Man!!! when my little niece and nephews are around. :lol

[MannyIsGod]

Clit is not a curse word. WTF?

[Bob Lanier]

In English? Fuck.

Anyone who really wants to curse should learn Russian, though.

[TheSanityAnnex]

FUCK.



You can use the word fuck more than any other word in the English language. How can you not love it.



Greetings "How the fuck are you?"
Fraud "I was fucked by the McDonalds Drive Through."
Dismay "Oh, fuck it."
Trouble "Well, I guess I'm fucked again."
Aggression "Fuck you!!!"
Disgust "Fuck me!!!"
Confusion, Curiosity or Disbelief "What the fuck....?"
Diffuclty "I don't understand this fucking thing."
Despair "Fucked again."
Good Job "Congratufuckinglations."
Desperation "Fuckityfuckfuckfuck."
Incompetence "He fucks up everything."
Disappointment "This fucking fucker is fucked."
Intelligence "He's a fucking genius."
Dismissal "Why don't you go outside and play hide-and-go-fuck-yourself?"
Displeasure "What the fuck is going on?"
Lost "Where the fuck are we?"
Disbelief "Unbefuckinglievable!!!"
Retaliation "Up your fucking ass!!!"
Laziness "He's just a fuck-off."
Pain "Fuck ! that hurt."
Pleasure "Oooooooh Fuuuuuuck"
Love "Do ya Fuck on first dates?"
Starting a relationship "Let's fuck now!"
Surprise "Fucking hell what was that?"
Admiration "Nice fucking tits!"
Hate "You Fuck!"
Condemnation "Fuck that shit!"
Disappointment "That's not fucking fair."
A poker hand "A Royal Fuck."
Denial "I didn't fucking do it."
Perplexity "I know fuck all about it."
Apathy "Who gives a fuck."
Confusion "What the fuck just happened?"
Resignation "Oh fuck it."
Suspicion "Who the fuck are you?"
Panic "Let's get the fuck out of here!"
Directions "Fuck off."
Sex "Let's fuck."
Maternal "Motherfucker."
Incestuous "Motherfucker."
Ambiguity "I'm not so fucking sure."
Agreement "Absofuckinglutely."
Questioning Authority "Who the fuck do you think you are?"
Praising the Lord "Jesus Fucking Christ."
I have a headache "Go fuck yourself."
Refusal "Oh you can fuck right off."
Pissed off "Fuck the fucking fuckers!"
Be quiet "Shut the fuck up."
You're right "Fucking oath." (Australianism)
Ostentation "He's just bought a big, fuck-off Mercedes."
Sensuousness "She was wearing a pair of red leather, fuck-me boots."
Confidence "Fuckin' A."
Impressed "That was fucking amazing."
Apathy "I don't give a fuck."
Bewilderment or Ignorance "Fucked if I know."
Enraged "I'm gonna fuck you up!"
Annoyance "Fuck off, fucker."
Pissed off "Fuck you, you fucking fuck."
Tardiness "It's ten-fucking-thirty already?"
Broken down motorcycle "Sir, the fucking fucker has fucked up on me.
Professional appraisal of mechanical failure "It's fucked."
Minors "Fucklings."
Morons "Fucktards."
Thanks "Fuck you very much."

[2Blonde]

I do try not to use it around kids (or curse at all), but it's going to be fucking hard to break that habit before we have kids. And I don't want my kids cursing up a blue streak when they are seven - hell, I don't even curse around my mother now!

When my daughter was about 2, her daycare teacher told me she was saying Damn-it. I thought "Where is she picking that up? It must be from some kids at school." Then when I picked her up that day we were riding home and she hit her finger against something and looked down at it like she had just broken a fingernail and went "Damn-it". Well I knew immediately that she was imitating me. :oops Damn-it !!! I was busted. :lol

[tlongII]

The "C" word that rhymes with punt is the harshest. It's so harsh I can't even type it!

[ALVAREZ6]

Fuck.


Mainly because you can use it in any situation.

[sa_butta]

Who gives a shit?

[sportsaremylife]

Gotta be Cocksucker............been called it so many times I think it is my new name :hat

[spurschick]

Fuck.
It's timeless and classic.

[lilmads]

Shit.

[midgetonadonkey]

boogers

[Guru of Nothing]

fuckyoumotherfucker