Post The Best Breakup Excuses To Not Break A Girls Heart.

[mcornelio]

Im Waiting ...

[CosmicCowboy]

tell her she needs to go get tested for STD's...just in case...:lol

[Darrin]

"I like to play on the back porch."

[pache100]

I don't think there are any "good" ones. I've heard the gamut...from "it's not you, it's me" to the last guy I was going with, who told me he was bi-polar and he couldn't work (when I told him that if we were going to stay together, he'd have to get a job). :lol

Of course, I've used my share of break-up lines, too. From "I can't deal with your drug abuse any more", to "No, I won't move to Montana with you", to "Come on back from Alabama, San Antonio is big enough for both of us", to just stopping taking phone calls and not returning messages until they got the message. I once told a guy I was breaking up with (he was in the process of moving out of my house) to be sure and take my spare tire, that he'd just gotten fixed for me, out of the back of his truck and put it in the back of my truck before he left. Then, I went to bed. When I got up the next morning, the spare tire was in the middle of my living room floor. :spin

[Vashner]

"get the BEEP out"....



(rofl.. lol jk.. just being funny)

[TheRage]

"i Love you so much but Satan spoke to me last night and said he needs me back in hell."

[ORION]

Your the kind of girl who deserves so much love and I cannot give you the love you deserve. So I'm going to do you a favor and break up so you can find someone better than me.

[Darrin]

My parents arranged a marriage with a woman named Svletlana. She is a Russian Princess, and I must marry her, or peace will never come between our two countries.

[JMarkJohns]

It's not your looks. It's your personality. You're so hot, your personality can't keep up. I'm sorry. You'll find someone better than me. No doubt.

[Richard Cranium]

pay her off and move on.

[SpursWoman]

It actually would work better if you just pissed her off so she'll hate your guts....anger is so much better. Like, "I didn't mean to fuck your best friend, your sister & your mom...it just slipped."

Unless she's the stalking, vandalize-your-car, kill your dog type. :angel

[ElMuerto]

"Our relationship is dead. Get a life."

[angel_luv]

No one has ever broken up with me. :angel

( I am still waiting for my first date.)

[katyon6th]

"I don't know what it is. I just don't feel the same way anymore. It's not you, it's ME."

Oh, fuck you. :lol

[MannyIsGod]

"I don't know what it is. I just don't feel the same way anymore. It's not you, it's ME."

Oh, fuck you. :lolCom'on man, thats the time honored classic. I can't think of any line I used more. And it usually was them. I just couldn't stand them or they pissed me off or something. Now, I got that shit used on me too. It really is the classic break up line.

[ChumpDumper]

"I just find your friends so much more attractive."

[katyon6th]

Com'on man, thats the time honored classic. I can't think of any line I used more. And it usually was them. I just couldn't stand them or they pissed me off or something. Now, I got that shit used on me too. It really is the classic break up line.

Yes, I know. One of my ex's said that to me, word for word, and I followed it up with the "oh, fuck you." And then of course he asked, "really, can we fuck one more time?".

No, just kidding.

[SpursWoman]

"I don't know what it is. I just don't feel the same way anymore. It's not you, it's ME."

Oh, fuck you. :lol


The biggest load of shit. EVER. :lmao :lmao :lmao

[ShoogarBear]

It actually would work better if you just pissed her off so she'll hate your guts
Good to know I've been doing it the right way all along.

[SpursWoman]

Seriously....with being angry you can go take kickboxing or something, the violent hitting is great therapy. It beats the shit out of non-stop crying and depression. :spin

[ducks]

after you fuck her call her by another females name and she will be pissed and break up with you

[MannyIsGod]

You can always try to get her pissed off enough to break up with you. :lol

I did that once.

[Melmart1]

"You deserve better than me" :vomit:

[Jekka]

You can always try to get her pissed off enough to break up with you. :lol

I did that once.

I've known guys that have done that - and let me just say that any woman who is the victim of a fucked up breakup like that will hate you indefinitely. It's such a shitty, chicken thing to do.

[SpursWoman]

See? :lol

[katyon6th]

I've known guys that have done that - and let me just say that any woman who is the victim of a fucked up breakup like that will hate you indefinitely. It's such a shitty, chicken thing to do.

Forreal.

[jman3000]

"You're too experienced for me"

When finding out that the girl has been with waaaaay too many guys for your taste.

[scott]

Whatever you do... use a graph to explain yourself. It works, trust me.

[lilmads]

"i Love you so much but Satan spoke to me last night and said he needs me back in hell."

:lmao