Please Don't Ban Me's Random (Sincere?) Thoughts

[Kori Ellis]

Here you go. :)

[Please_dont_ban_me]

Oh...ma....gawd...

I'd like to thank my keyboard, for making this possible. I'd like to thank my mouse for always being there for me, even when I touched it inappropiately. I'd also like to thank my little red cushion/pillow thing...which has enabled me to spend countless hours posting with minimal backpains.



Thank you. ='(

[Please_dont_ban_me]

I figured out how to know when somebody has been put on the 'all ignore' feature. :D

I feel bad for the guy. =( I almost pm'd him, but then I thought...it's kind of funny and didn't. I feel bad. Almost.

[Please_dont_ban_me]

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a386/Q22/47367484.jpg

[Mookie_is_a_chode_face]

:shootme

[ObiwanGinobili]

:smchode:

[1Parker1]

:lol That cartoon of the chicken and egg is pretty funny, actually.

[TOP-CHERRY]

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a386/Q22/47367484.jpg
haha, Jimmy.

I love when eggs are burned at the edges like that.

[ObiwanGinobili]

:lol That cartoon of the chicken and egg is pretty funny, actually.

I love you. :princess

[lilmads]

:lol

[1Parker1]

I love you. :princess

:makeout

[jman3000]

:makeout
:corn:

[Darrin]

Who's Jimmy?

[1Parker1]

:corn:


:lol

[ShoogarBear]

:corn:

Asshole. Get out of my seat.

[jman3000]

oops

[jman3000]

Asshole. Get out of my seat.

You and what army?

:makemyday :corn: :makemyday

[ShoogarBear]

?

ASFD Active Squeeze Film Damper
ASFD Adaptive Software Flight Demonstration
ASFD Altamonte Springs Fire Department (Florida)
ASFD American Society of Freedmen Descendants
ASFD American Society of Furniture Designers
ASFD Anglo Solvent Free Degreaser
ASFD Ashford.com (stock symbol)
ASFD Association of Swiss Film Distributors
ASFD Association Suisse des Fonctionnaires aux Douanes
ASFD Austin Science Fun Day
ASFD Australian Society of Forensic Dentistry
ASFD Australian Standards Framework Descriptors
ASFD Autres Systèmes Financiers Décentralisés
ASFD Azienda di Stato delle Foreste Demaniali

[jman3000]

?

ASFD Active Squeeze Film Damper
ASFD Adaptive Software Flight Demonstration
ASFD Altamonte Springs Fire Department (Florida)
ASFD American Society of Freedmen Descendants
ASFD American Society of Furniture Designers
ASFD Anglo Solvent Free Degreaser
ASFD Ashford.com (stock symbol)
ASFD Association of Swiss Film Distributors
ASFD Association Suisse des Fonctionnaires aux Douanes
ASFD Austin Science Fun Day
ASFD Australian Society of Forensic Dentistry
ASFD Australian Standards Framework Descriptors
ASFD Autres Systèmes Financiers Décentralisés
ASFD Azienda di Stato delle Foreste Demaniali

D. All of the Above

[ShoogarBear]

http://www.sptimes.com/2003/webspecials03/koreanwar/photos/inchon2.jpg

[jman3000]

*ahem*

http://www.pacific-promotion.com.fr/Phototek/PH2_347.jpg


:corn:

[1Parker1]

How about neither of you get the seat to see the action? You're both too boring. NEXT :angel

[ShoogarBear]

*ahem*

http://www.pacific-promotion.com.fr/Phototek/PH2_347.jpg


:corn:

Dumshit. Where do you think you're gonna sit after that?

[jman3000]

Dumshit. Where do you think you're gonna sit after that?

http://www.paganwebsite.com/shop/boxes/graphics/box16.jpg
:corn:

[jman3000]

How about neither of you get the seat to see the action? You're both too boring. NEXT :angel

That's why God invented peep holes :rolleyes

[1Parker1]

:lol

[ShoogarBear]

The more they complain about it, the more you know they love it.

[1Parker1]

http://www.paganwebsite.com/shop/boxes/graphics/box16.jpg
:corn:

:lmao

[jman3000]

There's nothing funny about 2 men fighting to see 2 chicks make out... nothing funny at all.

[ObiwanGinobili]

you dumbass's.

thats why 1P1 and I moved it to a more privete location.

you missed out with all yer shennanigans.

[Please_dont_ban_me]

Men's locker room at my gym

Why do guys feel the need to get naked in front of the mirror?

It is completely uncalled for. If I turn my head, expecting to see...anything but penis...I should not be subjected to...a PENIS. Goddammit. Can I go in the locker room, take a shower, change, and get out without seeing a penis. JUST ONCE.







:depressed

[Please_dont_ban_me]

Quick question for Kori/LJ.

It won't bring my life to a halt, but I'm 90% sure I put 25 of my remaning 50 vBucks on the Heat winning in 6 (against the Pistons). The series has been over for a while, still...no money. What's the deal, is there any way you can go back and check? It's been bugging me. =/

[Pistons < Spurs]

I love you. :princess


:makeout





http://img234.imageshack.us/img234/7370/peeper8lr.gif

[Please_dont_ban_me]

Rule against posting links to NBA videos:

I understand the reasoning behind it. It's copyrighted, and being posted without it's permission. But, it's being hosted on another site (i.e youtube). So where does the legal blame fall?

It's Youtube that is allowing the video to be hosted. It's Youtube where the video is actually viewed, it's just hotlinked here. Would Spurstalk actually be held responsible for posting of such videos/links?

[Melmart1]

Rule against posting links to NBA videos:

I understand the reasoning behind it. It's copyrighted, and being posted without it's permission. But, it's being hosted on another site (i.e youtube). So where does the legal blame fall?

It's Youtube that is allowing the video to be hosted. It's Youtube where the video is actually viewed, it's just hotlinked here. Would Spurstalk actually be held responsible for posting of such videos/links?

I did it to be on the safe side. Unless the person who made the video has written permission from the NBA, the video is illegal. I highly doubt whoever made it has permission, therefore I have to assume the video is illegal. It doesn't matter who hosts it. If Kori or LJ decide it's not illegal, then they can simply replace the link.

[xcoriate]

wow I cannot believe that this thread was hijacked by lesbians...

I am unimpressed!




























unless theres pics...

[ObiwanGinobili]

http://img234.imageshack.us/img234/7370/peeper8lr.gif


thats going to be the intro page to our web cam. :tu good work P<S! :fro

[Please_dont_ban_me]

I did it to be on the safe side. Unless the person who made the video has written permission from the NBA, the video is illegal. I highly doubt whoever made it has permission, therefore I have to assume the video is illegal. It doesn't matter who hosts it. If Kori or LJ decide it's not illegal, then they can simply replace the link.

Well it's quite obvious it was uploaded illegally.

But by posting the link here, you're simply hotlinking youtube. So anytime anybody opens it, it's through youtube. So legal responsibility falls on youtube, no?

For example. Let's say a website uploads a sex video of some famous couple. And somebody links that video from that site, on here. When the couple finds out, and starts suing people...who do you think they'll go after...the site that hosted it, and the person who leaked it...or every site out there who posted the link to the video on there own forums?

[Slomo]

Well it's quite obvious it was uploaded illegally.

But by posting the link here, you're simply hotlinking youtube. So anytime anybody opens it, it's through youtube. So legal responsibility falls on youtube, no?

For example. Let's say a website uploads a sex video of some famous couple. And somebody links that video from that site, on here. When the couple finds out, and starts suing people...who do you think they'll go after...the site that hosted it, and the person who leaked it...or every site out there who posted the link to the video on there own forums?Forums have gotten into trouble with the NBA for posting videos. The NBA is extremely touchy on this subject and since the primary purpose of this board is still following the Spurs, troubles with the NBA is not something you want.

As for the linking to yourtube.com It's not that simple. I've read opinions that are basically saying that if somebody is selling bootleg versions of a CD at a street corner and you are talking to people passing by and pointing them to the guy with the CDs, you are also responsible for the distribution of illegal copyrighted materials, while technically you are not distributing the materials yourself.

[angel_luv]

There's nothing funny about 2 men fighting to see 2 chicks make out... nothing funny at all.


Sort of speaking of...

Have you seen that new Jack in the Box commercial where Jack has men in a testing room? The test men have the option of either admiring Jack's new sandwich or watching two good looking girls pillow fight.

The men choose the sandwich of course. :rolleyes

I am thinking that real men grab the sandwich and eat it while watching the pillow fight.
Am I right?

:angel :lol

[ShoogarBear]

:tu Unless it's Mark Cuban . . .

[angel_luv]

Pfft!


The only way Cuban fits into the man/ sandwich equation is all the baloney he produces on a daily basis.

:lol

[Please_dont_ban_me]

Forums have gotten into trouble with the NBA for posting videos. The NBA is extremely touchy on this subject and since the primary purpose of this board is still following the Spurs, troubles with the NBA is not something you want.

As for the linking to yourtube.com It's not that simple. I've read opinions that are basically saying that if somebody is selling bootleg versions of a CD at a street corner and you are talking to people passing by and pointing them to the guy with the CDs, you are also responsible for the distribution of illegal copyrighted materials, while technically you are not distributing the materials yourself.

Fair enough.

[Kori Ellis]

Actually it's pretty simple. At SpursTalk, no one is allowed to make any posts which contain links to any NBA game video or video clips that are copyrighted by the NBA or any broadcasting entity.

The NBA asked us not to do so. We don't do it.

[CosmicCowboy]

To heck with all this legal mumbojumbo. Lets get back to Obiwangonibili and 1parker1...:lol

[ShoogarBear]

The WNBA has asked us not to link to any clips of them.

[jman3000]

To heck with all this legal mumbojumbo. Lets get back to Obiwangonibili and 1parker1...:lol
:corn:

[Please_dont_ban_me]

So my internet crapped out on me...

And I had to resort to fiddling through random shit. I stumble across this:


http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a386/Q22/wtfisthis.jpg


I hope that's some kind of sick joke.

My laptop's password protected, and I did not put that there. (my guess is spyware)

[jman3000]

oh shit ... never seen that before. You try googling for it?

[xcoriate]

Your probably right about the spy ware, run adaware see if it picks anything up.

Also try doing a search see if theres any info on it

seems way to obvious to be real.

[leemajors]

1. using AOL
2. not using classic explorer
3. not using list view.
4. run microsoft anti-spyware, it pretty much takes out everything.

[Please_dont_ban_me]

I tried Spybot, that didn't take it out.

Is the Microsoft anti-spyware available on the Microsoft site?

[1Parker1]

http://img234.imageshack.us/img234/7370/peeper8lr.gif

:lmao :lmao Damn, You rock. (for a Pistons fan)

[ObiwanGinobili]

:lmao :lmao Damn, You rock. (for a Pistons fan)

so....


how you doing? :eyebrows

[pache100]

I tried Spybot, that didn't take it out.

Is the Microsoft anti-spyware available on the Microsoft site?

http://www.microsoft.com/downloads/search.aspx?displaylang=en

It works. It's even what the government uses.

[1Parker1]

so....


how you doing? :eyebrows


So obi, where and when are we meeting up tonight (wink, wink) :)

[Please_dont_ban_me]

Using the phrase "this is true"

So it's come to my attention one of the 760 idiots (Chance I believe) has started to use this line in every other sentence. Not accusing the bastard of stealing it from me (seeing as I stole it from my old roommate at UT) but it does bother me my line is being shared by a homo...so I must stop using it.

My apologies to all my e-thisistrue fans. We will get through this together. :wakeup

[Please_dont_ban_me]

Young Black Males

Playing basketball with young black kids is so fucking annoying. I'm not a racist, but this is a trend I've noticed over time. It's just how it is. When you play with asian guys it's real fast pace up and down. White guys there's a lot of passing, some good shooters.

But whenever I play with like black guys under 25 years old, it's the same thing. Shitty attitude, baggy shorts, me > you, overdribbling, blaming other players for your fuckup, showboating, talking to the people waiting for next...in the middle of your fucking game. That' just to list a few things.


Again, like everything else there are exceptions to this rule. But I would say MOST of the time I play with black kids under 25 years old...it's the same result.

[Please_dont_ban_me]

come up to canada and play eh?

Resisting so hard to insert a black joke here.

I don't need to give my haters any more ammo. :elephant

[Kori Ellis]

Young Black Males

Playing basketball with young black kids is so fucking annoying. I'm not a racist, but this is a trend I've noticed over time. It's just how it is. When you play with asian guys it's real fast pace up and down. White guys there's a lot of passing, some good shooters.

But whenever I play with like black guys under 25 years old, it's the same thing. Shitty attitude, baggy shorts, me > you, overdribbling, blaming other players for your fuckup, showboating, talking to the people waiting for next...in the middle of your fucking game. That' just to list a few things.


Again, like everything else there are exceptions to this rule. But I would say MOST of the time I play with black kids under 25 years old...it's the same result.

So ... you are just pissed off because black guys beat you in basketball? :lol

[AlamoSpursFan]

So ... you are just pissed off because black guys beat you in basketball? :lol

"Where do you find 5 black men that can't play fuckin' basketball?" -- Arsenio Hall on the Los Angeles Clippers, Uptown Comedy Express

[Please_dont_ban_me]

So ... you are just pissed off because black guys beat you in basketball? :lol

:madrun


Ya, I do end up losing more often than not.

But it's just less enjoyable. I don't mind playing and losing, what I mind is playing and standing in a corner of the court like a decoration piece...as ol' dude dribbles about 20 times, then drives...and put's up a triple pump fake shot. =(


I'm Pakistani...I know my athletic ability is limited. But I can hit an open jump shot dammit!

[ShoogarBear]

Perhaps you should sell cold drinks.

[pache100]

Using the phrase "this is true"

So it's come to my attention one of the 760 idiots (Chance I believe) has started to use this line in every other sentence. Not accusing the bastard of stealing it from me (seeing as I stole it from my old roommate at UT) but it does bother me my line is being shared by a homo...so I must stop using it.

My apologies to all my e-thisistrue fans. We will get through this together. :wakeup

http://i5.tinypic.com/14j9dsj.gif

Surely you're not serious. You are kidding, right? "This is true" is a Johnny Carson/Ed McMahon line from YEARS ago (decades!). It was also a big line on the tv show of the 60's Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In. Hell, everybody said it back in the day, in the 60s and 70s. And now some whippersnapper comes along and claims he ORIGINATED IT/STOLE IT FROM HIS ROOMMATE?

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

You didn't make it up. You didn't even "steal" it. It doesn't belong to you. I'll use it whenever I damn well please. :lol

[Please_dont_ban_me]

http://i5.tinypic.com/14j9dsj.gif

Surely you're not serious. You are kidding, right? "This is true" is a Johnny Carson/Ed McMahon line from YEARS ago (decades!). It was also a big line on the tv show of the 60's Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In. Hell, everybody said it back in the day, in the 60s and 70s. And now some whippersnapper comes along and claims he ORIGINATED IT/STOLE IT FROM HIS ROOMMATE?

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

You didn't make it up. You didn't even "steal" it. It doesn't belong to you. I'll use it whenever I damn well please. :lol

I didn't claim I made it up.

I said I stole it from my roommate. Who I'm sure stole it from somebody else. Who I'm sure stole it from wherever you claim it originated. Lick my whippersnapper. :elephant


The emphasis was on it being used by a homo, not on me "claiming I created it".

[jman3000]

I used to play quite a bit up at the Warhawk in Lackland and I have to agree with him about their general style of play. If you make a defensive stop on them, they'll personally shoot the ball on you the next 20 times down the court. Even if they only hit the 20th they'll make it seem like you just got pwned. That is the case for most of the people down there, not just the African Americans ... some of the ghetto Mexicans do the same ... as do the wigger white people.

[pache100]

I didn't claim I made it up.

I said I stole it from my roommate. Who I'm sure stole it from somebody else. Who I'm sure stole it from wherever you claim it originated. Lick my whippersnapper. :elephant


The emphasis was on it being used by a homo, not on me "claiming I created it".

Maybe you should sell cold drinks. :lol

So...you're a racist and a homophobe?

[Please_dont_ban_me]

Maybe you should sell cold drinks. :lol

So...you're a racist and a homophobe?

:lol









:rolleyes

[Please_dont_ban_me]

I used to play quite a bit up at the Warhawk in Lackland and I have to agree with him about their general style of play. If you make a defensive stop on them, they'll personally shoot the ball on you the next 20 times down the court. Even if they only hit the 20th they'll make it seem like you just got pwned. That is the case for most of the people down there, not just the African Americans ... some of the ghetto Mexicans do the same ... as do the wigger white people.

This is true.

It's not just black folk, it's more that ghetto mentality...whether it's hispanic black white or even my own peoples (brown). Annoying, even more so when they have the volleyball nets up on the other court and you have no choice but to play with the idiots.

[Please_dont_ban_me]

Threads that go on forever.

I find it odd the same people who jump on "idiots" and "losers" for making retarded threads....are the very people in the threads that go 1000 pages discussing absolutely nothing.

Isn't there like a seperate section you can keep that random stuff in?

[Melmart1]

Threads that go on forever.

I find it odd the same people who jump on "idiots" and "losers" for making retarded threads....are the very people in the threads that go 1000 pages discussing absolutely nothing.

Isn't there like a seperate section you can keep that random stuff in?

There is a separate section for people like you, but you don't seem to like the Troll Forum

[Mixability]

So ... you are just pissed off because black guys beat you in basketball? :lol

and they beat him even while overdribbling, showboating AND talking to the people on the sideline! :lol

[Please_dont_ban_me]

There is a separate section for people like you, but you don't seem to like the Troll Forum

The day Kori asks me to keep my posts in there, I will.

Until then...




:elephant

[Old School Chic]

The day Kori asks me to keep my posts in there, I will.

Until then...




:elephant

:elephant :elephant :elephant

[Please_dont_ban_me]

Fucking D'Wade

So I bet some money on the total score going over 188 points.

They're sitting at 187 and D'Wade has two free-throws. Money in the bank, right? Fuck!

[Please_dont_ban_me]

Bill Bellamy


This guy's doing stand-up on Comedy Central and wow, he is not funny at all.

I used to always get him and Chris Tucker confused, but now Bill Bellamy is officially the NOT funny one.

[midgetonadonkey]

Dude, your random thoughts are fucking lame.

I couldn't imagine being as lame as you are. If I were you I would hang myself. Seriously, you have no reason to keep breathing.

[jman3000]

Fucking D'Wade

So I bet some money on the total score going over 188 points.

They're sitting at 187 and D'Wade has two free-throws. Money in the bank, right? Fuck!
that one sucks ... how much did you have bet?

[CuckingFunt]

Bill Bellamy


This guy's doing stand-up on Comedy Central and wow, he is not funny at all.

I used to always get him and Chris Tucker confused, but now Bill Bellamy is officially the NOT funny one.
Technically, Bill Bellamy is the unfunny one.

Chris Tucker, on the other hand, is the unfunny one with the obnoxiously high pitched voice and the minstrel-esque affectations.

[Please_dont_ban_me]

Faceless trolls

How pathetic. I use to actually care enough to reply, but now I just feel for these pathetic excuse for posters who make it there personal agenda to go around spewing hate.

That's why I can respect a Mannyisgod, or a T Park. They're assholes, but at least they don't hide behind anonymity. As for the rest of you...I fee for you. That is all.

[Please_dont_ban_me]

that one sucks ... how much did you have bet?

Not much, 50.

But still...that should've been some easy money.

[Please_dont_ban_me]

Technically, Bill Bellamy is the unfunny one.

Chris Tucker, on the other hand, is the unfunny one with the obnoxiously high pitched voice and the minstrel-esque affectations.

But Chris Tucker doesn't have 2 hour speicials on Comedy Central.

At least he sticks to movies that are semi-funny in general and his annoyingness can be overlooked.

[jman3000]

Not much, 50.

But still...that should've been some easy money.

50 bucks is still 50 bucks.

edit: sucks shouldn't be used in a sentence with bucks.

[CuckingFunt]

But Chris Tucker doesn't have 2 hour speicials on Comedy Central.

At least he sticks to movies that are semi-funny in general and his annoyingness can be overlooked.
Not always. Even in The Fifth Element, with a nubile, nearly naked Milla Jovovich running around to divert my attention, his voice still makes my eardrums bleed.

[atxrocker]

chris tucker single handidly killed the friday series. thanks, chris.

[Please_dont_ban_me]

Not always. Even in The Fifth Element, with a nubile, nearly naked Milla Jovovich running around to divert my attention, his voice still makes my eardrums bleed.

Interesting.

Well I haven't seen that, and don't plan to...and the only thing I have to base an opinion on is his fridy/next-friday movies. :D

[midgetonadonkey]

chris tucker single handidly killed the friday series. thanks, chris.

How did he kill the Friday series? He was only in the first one, which was the only good one.

[atxrocker]

How did he kill the Friday series? He was only in the first one, which was the only good one.


:lol you answered my question for me, man. ice cube had asked him to be in pt 2 and he declined. he forgot that without friday he would never have had the career he has. what a piece of shit. the following fridays sucked... bad. and the only person i can blame for that is chris fucking jackie chan loving tucker. fuck that motherfucker.

[Please_dont_ban_me]

Public Service Announcement:


Spicy hot Cheeto's are now available in Puffs! Omfg this shit is delicious.

[xcoriate]

:lol This thread is actually entertaining.

Spurstalks "grind my gears" segment....

[Please_dont_ban_me]

Is 'negro' offensive?

I was discussing this with my cousin.

He says look at it's origins. He also says 'go say it to a black person and see what happens'. He says the n' word comes from the word negro. He's also a moderator on cowboys forum and they censor that there...in fact my screen name was "negro_plz63" and they made me change it.


I thought that was funny/stupid. I don't think it's racist or offensive, but I guess it got me thinking. Maybe it is? What say you.

[DarkReign]

Yes.

/thread.

[Please_dont_ban_me]

Nigga plz.


[thread]

[MaNuMaNiAc]

depends, in Spanish there really isn't another way to call a black person. Its either negro or negra

[Please_dont_ban_me]

depends, in Spanish there really isn't another way to call a black person. Its either negro or negra

Time for a random story :elephant


So I work with a dark skinned guy who is Bengali (Indian looking). This spanish guy always says whats up to him when he comes in "como esta el negroooooo". Anyways, once he came in and did that, and there's a black dude at the counter....the black guy turns around "what the fuck did you just say". =o


I explained to him, and all was well...but he didn't seem to pleased.

[rayray2k8]

Why would you start a thread like this?

[ChumpDumper]

Isn't there already a thread for this?

[Please_dont_ban_me]

Why would you start a thread like this?

To fulfill my purpose in my life: Annoying you at 1 a.m on a friday night.

[Please_dont_ban_me]

Isn't there already a thread for this?

If you're referring to my 'special' thread then :rolleyes .

If there's already a thread on this...like 5 pages back, then I don't know. I didn't look that far back, and I don't recall seeing another one like it or I would've posted there.

[ChumpDumper]

:rolleyes back atcha.

[midgetonadonkey]

I think some people would find it offensive and some won't.

[Please_dont_ban_me]

:rolleyes back atcha.

You bastard. :elephant

[MissAllThat]

I'm bored...i know this isn't my random though thread, but PDBM, I hope you don't mind ;)

[Please_dont_ban_me]

I'm bored...i know this isn't my random though thread, but PDBM, I hope you don't mind ;)

Not at all.

Tell us, Miss. AllThat...what are your thoughts...please be sure they are random. :elephant

[MissAllThat]

Hmm....I was randomly thinking that I like your avatar pic :)

[Please_dont_ban_me]

Hmm....I was randomly thinking that I like your avatar pic :)

=o


Be careful. That's not allowed here. You may be labaled an 'annoying pedofilic loser'.




(thanks, btw)

[MissAllThat]

Haha...too bad I think you're older than I am

[Please_dont_ban_me]

Haha...too bad I think you're older than I am

You're killing me here.

I just spend the better part of a month gettind rid of the pedofile tag. Pleae say you're at least 18...well 17's legal in Texas...please say you're at least 17?

[MissAllThat]

19, don't worry i'm not like 5

[Please_dont_ban_me]

Oddities of life:

It's 9:30 a.m on Monday July the 4th. If you turn on your tv, and flip to the following two channels, comdedy central and USA, you will notice one is showing "Dick" while the other is "Magnum Force"





:elephant:

[Silver21_Black20]

Oddities of life:

It's 9:30 a.m on Monday July the 4th. If you turn on your tv, and flip to the following two channels, comdedy central and USA, you will notice one is showing "Dick" while the other is "Magnum Force"





:elephant:

Uh...today is the 3rd of July. :oops

[ORION]

Oddities of life:

It's 9:30 a.m on Monday July the 4th. If you turn on your tv, and flip to the following two channels, comdedy central and USA, you will notice one is showing "Dick" while the other is "Magnum Force"





:elephant:
yeah its the 4th but I was watching Magnum Force before I came into work. I like his westerns much better

[Please_dont_ban_me]

Shit

I thought it was the 4th, the syllabus said no class. =/ fuck, gtg bye.

[chode_regulator]

So...you're a racist and a homophobe?
why is it if you make a comment about a certain race youre automatically racist? and whats wrong with not liking fags? why should you have to like/want ot be around everyone?



There is a separate section for people like you, but you don't seem to like the Troll Forum
melmart, good to see youre still lame. i dont like please_dont_ban_me but he has a point. theres like a million page thrtead on razors and adrienne always starts stupid poinltess threads about how sad she is bc of some stupid thing or how shes hungry and everyone jumps all over that shit. this forum needs some new mods....badly

[Please_dont_ban_me]

Objection to the use of the word 'stupid' in thread title:

I feel the use of this word is not only not fair, but not accurate. While the question mark implies indecisiveness about the factual basis of the claim...simply inserting it there provides it as a possible option. Which it is most certainly not, and even if it were, it should be left upon the posters discretion to make this judgement without any bias by the threadmaker. :elephant

I'm now boycotting this thread until I receive justice...via editing of the thread title.

[Melmart1]

melmart, good to see youre still lame. i dont like please_dont_ban_me but he has a point. theres like a million page thrtead on razors and adrienne always starts stupid poinltess threads about how sad she is bc of some stupid thing or how shes hungry and everyone jumps all over that shit. this forum needs some new mods....badly

Fuck you, asshole. You are pissed cus I closed your whiney-ass thread saying that the bravatars needed to come down, after Kori clearly stated time and again to you that they were NOT coming down until the Spurs were eliminated. Get a fucking life. I am sure someone who starts threads about the increase in the price of bologna would make a much better mod :rolleyes

[NASpurs]

You have your own thread PDBM

[Please_dont_ban_me]

I'm just curious.

Isn't "the club" area for random non-spurs talk? What's wrong with asking who the moderators are on the site? If I could get some sort of explanation then you can feel free to delete this as well.

[Please_dont_ban_me]

Don't tell me it was because "you have your own thread, pdbm".

[NASpurs]

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1085379&postcount=118

[Please_dont_ban_me]

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1085379&postcount=118

If you could be so kind as to edit the "stupid" out of the thread title, I would be more then glad to try to limit my random thoughts to that thread.

[NASpurs]

WTF I'm not even a mod :lol It was whott

[Please_dont_ban_me]

Somebody needs to learn how to merge threads properly.

[whottt]

Fixed PDBM. The name of your thread is no longer "Please Don't Ban Me's Random (Stupid?) Thoughts". Enjoy. :tu

[Please_dont_ban_me]

Is that what it's come to

I make a normal thread asking a question and it's moved here? That's some serious bullshit. Don't give me that "you have your own thread" bullshit. I had a legit question and I made a thread asking about it.


You know how many fucking retarded threads are made on here daily? I make one asking who the Mods are, and it get deleted? Wow. Very nice.

[NASpurs]

Fixed PDBM. The name of your thread is no longer "Please Don't Ban Me's Random (Stupid?) Thoughts". Enjoy. :tu:lmao

[Please_dont_ban_me]

Fixed PDBM. The name of yor thread is no longer "Please Don't Ban Me's Random (Stupid?) Thoughts". Enjoy. :tu

Man, fuck you.

[whottt]

It's really easy to find out who the mods are...no need to make a thread asking for that info.

[Please_dont_ban_me]

It's really easy to find out who the mods are...no need to make a thread asking for that info.

You know what...

A lot of info is easy to find. Most the stuff on this site is regurgitate (sp?) from other places. If you start deleting everything that people could find elsewhere you wouldn't have a forums.


If anything, you should have just locked it...which would be stupid, but less stupid than deleting it.

[Please_dont_ban_me]

Keep the thread.

If tat's what it's come down to, my shit getting deleted and my threads being moved into here (except the one time it was deserving when Kori merged it here) than I seriously don't want to post on here anymore.

I'll take my "stupid" and "very stupid" threads somewhere else.

[whottt]

BTW, I didn't delete the other thread...

But generally a, "why did my thread get deleted" will get an even worse reaction that the thread that was actually deleted...


Answer being: Because someone with the power to do so thought it should be?

And don't aske me who did it because I also don't know that.

[NASpurs]

Keep the thread.

If tat's what it's come down to, my shit getting deleted and my threads being moved into here (except the one time it was deserving when Kori merged it here) than I seriously don't want to post on here anymore.

I'll take my "stupid" and "very stupid" threads somewhere else.:elephant

[Please_dont_ban_me]

BTW, I didn't delete the other thread...

But generally a, "why did my thread get deleted" will get an even worse reaction that the thread that was actually deleted...


Answer being: Because someone with the power to do so thought it should be?

And don't aske me who did it because I also don't know that.

Click on the thread.

Click on thread tools.

Click "edit thread".



It will say right there who did it. If it wasn't you it was Timvp.

[Please_dont_ban_me]

Anyways, seriously...Timvp and Kori both don't seem to care too much for me being on the site.

Some of the vets have repeatedly expressed displeasure. So I'll do you guys a favor and bounce. Peace.

[whottt]

http://spurstalk.com/forums/showgroups.php?


Mod/Admin list...it's right there on the front page.

[whottt]

Anyways, seriously...Timvp and Kori both don't seem to care too much for me being on the site.

They gave you your own thread...

I've never had my own thread. You should feel special.




Some of the vets have repeatedly expressed displeasure. So I'll do you guys a favor and bounce. Peace.


Oooh someone expressed displeasure...what a gigantic vagina you are being.

IF I had a dollar for every time someone has expressed displeasure towards me on the site, Bill Gates would be my butler.

Who gives a fuck if someone expressed displeasure?

You want everyone to like you and kiss your ass?

You are definitely better off at another site...this is the last site in the world where that will happen.

Even TimVP gets piled on here...what makes you think you are special?

[NASpurs]

All he has to do is stop making threads for every single thing that comes into his mind and this wouldn't have happened. The dude seriously needs to grow a thicker skin or just take his posts to the troll forum.

[whottt]

Click on the thread.

Click on thread tools.

Click "edit thread".



It will say right there who did it. If it wasn't you it was Timvp.


Um...if I could actually find the deleted thread that might work...but since I can't because the thread was deleted...

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Name change cracks me up...

[timvp]

My bad I was trying to merge it with the other thread that was on page two talking about who the moderators were but in my merging it looks like I accidentally killed both threads.

Apologies.

[Please_dont_ban_me]

My bad I was trying to merge it with the other thread that was on page two talking about who the moderators were but in my merging it looks like I accidentally killed both threads.

Apologies.

Fair enough.

Would it be asking too much for the "really stupid" to be edited out of the thread title? My posts are anything but stupid...much less really stupid.

[Please_dont_ban_me]

:)


See, now I feel honored. *continues sharing wisdom with SpursTalk members*

[whottt]

Fair enough.

Would it be asking too much for the "very stupid" to be edited out of the thread title? My posts are anything but stupid...much less very stupid.


Very is spelled r e a l l y?

Way to prove your point.

[Please_dont_ban_me]

Very is spelled r e a l l y?

Way to prove your point.

:king

[Please_dont_ban_me]

^ :elephant

[Please_dont_ban_me]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh you obviously missed what I said about the emoticons

Heh, man the club is like a release for me to just post random shit.

Apparently it rubs people the wrong way sometimes. The main reason I'm here is to talk about the Spurs and see what's up with the NBA, but sometimes the Spurs forum is just boring.



...anyways, I assure you...the only cawk I like is mine.

[whottt]

Keep the fucker around, even if he is a dumb arabic motherfucker (inside joke).


He was the only one debating this...

[whottt]

Apparently it rubs people the wrong way sometimes. .

You really need to not worry about that...

Rubbing people the wrong way is an artform at this site.

[Please_dont_ban_me]

bbing people the wrong way is an artform at this site.

Then I shall work at my craft.

[whottt]

That is exactly why I post the way I do. I saw early on how much Sequ pissed people off...and I decided that I would do that. After being banned 3 or 4 times, I can say it was worth it.



I've gotten about 4 threats of rxtreme physical violence but my biggest victory was when I got Chump to make an extreme personal attack on me a few weeks ago.


*cracked em* like an egg.

Thus giving me ultimte and total victory in our rivalry(in my favor) for all time.

Gotta tip my hat Chump though...it took years to crack him.

[whottt]

:lmao

So what is the history between you 2? Do you know each other in real life?


No...

I don't know exactly when it started...I think it was during the 03-04 season and had something to do with Chump being locked on to Pop's nuts like a pitbull.

[ChumpDumper]

I took it all back.

It wasn't worth leaving on the board.

[ChumpDumper]

BTW, I had done it once before. It just didn't cut as deep.

[spurs=bling]

i thought it said "stupid" not sincere.

[ShoogarBear]

You must be seeing things. It must be horrible to get senile at such a young age.

[spurs=bling]

You must be seeing things. It must be horrible to get senile at such a young age.

no it said " please don't ban me's random stupid thoughts"

[ShoogarBear]

Yeah, surrrrrrre. :rolleyes

[spurs=bling]

Yeah, surrrrrrre. :rolleyes

I'm boycotting that thread until 'stupid' is taken out of the thread title. :elephant

i knew it said stupid.

[ShoogarBear]

All that means is that two of you are seeing things.

(:lol check the Subject lines on all the individual posts)

[Please_dont_ban_me]

All that means is that two of you are seeing things.

(:lol check the Subject lines on all the individual posts)

You semantics'er you.

[spurs=bling]

All that means is that two of you are seeing things.

(:lol check the Subject lines on all the individual posts)

Shoogar i know that it said stupid, now i haven't had a good day so please don't make me angry okay. :)

[Please_dont_ban_me]

What happened to ESPN?

It's bad enough they dont show sports.

Now I have to watch sob stories on Sportscenter and Stephen A Smith turning "Quite Frankly" into BET. What exactly does Russel Simmons have to do with sports?

[MissAllThat]

Shoogar i know that it said stupid, now i haven't had a good day so please don't make me angry okay. :)

Ha, you poor girl. I'm sorry the big bad boys are picking on you. It did use to say stupid, btw.

[Please_dont_ban_me]

Suggestion for Kori's vBookie bets:

I'm thinking she should do one for how many posts I have by December. If I had to place a bet, I'd go with 10k...that is, if I'm not banned before that.

[spurs=bling]

Ha, you poor girl. I'm sorry the big bad boys are picking on you. It did use to say stupid, btw.
i knew it

this is for you shoogarbear

:flipoff

[Old School Chic]

i knew it

this is for you shoogarbear

:flipoff

What???

Blingy flipping off Shoogarbear. That's heavy... :lol

[ShoogarBear]

i knew it

this is for you shoogarbear

:flipoff:wtf I left you alone like you asked because you said you were having a bad day, and then ALMOST TWO WEEKS LATER you flip me off?

If you had followed my advice and read the Subject line above each individual post, you could have seen how they were changing.

I'm gonna have to speak to your dad . . .

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

How fucking ghey...

[spurs=bling]

:wtf I left you alone like you asked because you said you were having a bad day, and then ALMOST TWO WEEKS LATER you flip me off?

If you had followed my advice and read the Subject line above each individual post, you could have seen how they were changing.

I'm gonna have to speak to your dad . . .

he doesn't even have the time to talk to me.

[Please_dont_ban_me]

All things Insomnia:

So...what exactly is Insomnia?

Is it like Alchoholism? Where you just do something enough, and eventually it's a disease. So you sleep at off hours enough, and you have Insomnia? It's 6 in the morning...again. And I'm going to sleep, again...after having absolutely nothing left to keep me awake.


I've watched the same Sportscenter about 5 times now. The ESPNews about 10 times.

I've watched Casino...again.

I've watched a 2 hour special on the history of "cleavage" on the A & E channel.



*yawn*

G'nite folks.

[Please_dont_ban_me]

Two weird dreams last night:

1) A pic of Greg Simmons is exposed, he's eating out a girl...sort of. He has his head in her crotch area but they're both fully dressed. He's exposed and the pic somehow leaks out, end dream. Very weird.

2) It's a Spurs game, we have some new guy in the post. He looka like a well built Mahinmi...in that he looks very raw, but you can tell he has some very nice skills/athleticism. So he jukes around for a bit in the post/freethrowline area...and passes it out for a 3.




...So if we pickup someone in the post who looks like that, or Greg Simmons get's exposed in the next few days/weeks/months you heard it here first. Thank me later.

[Please_dont_ban_me]

My new pickup line:


If I were shit, and you were fan...would you let me hit it?

[spurs=bling]

that doesn't sound nice.

but sometimes i wonder if i got babysitter written on my forehead. :pctoss

[Please_dont_ban_me]

that doesn't sound nice.

but sometimes i wonder if i got babysitter written on my forehead. :pctoss

I haven't used it yet. Keep your fingers crossed. :elephant

[DeMarcus Bryant]

Here you go. :)
hes a crazyass

[spurs=bling]

I haven't used it yet. Keep your fingers crossed. :elephant
and for your sake don't use it.

[CuckingFunt]

That might be even less effective than the pick up line I'm walking away from so often:

"Damn! Are those real?"

[Please_dont_ban_me]

So...are they?

[NorCal510]

i could use one of these thangs

[CuckingFunt]

So...are they?
Of course.

[Please_dont_ban_me]

My disgust at Applebee's:

So me and my cousin go to the one off 1604/Blanco...we're enjoying our meal. Everythings good. I look up, and BAM there's a huge Dirk poster. Then I start looking around, and the whole wall is filled with Mavs paraphenelia (sp?).

I would boycott...but the food was good. But I'm still disgusted!

[NorCal510]

My disgust at Applebee's:

So me and my cousin go to the one off 1604/Blanco...we're enjoying our meal. Everythings good. I look up, and BAM there's a huge Dirk poster. Then I start looking around, and the whole wall is filled with Mavs paraphenelia (sp?).

I would boycott...but the food was good. But I'm still disgusted!
damn nicca is this whole thread about you and what u think who gives a shit mang

[Please_dont_ban_me]

damn nicca is this whole thread about you and what u think who gives a shit mang

You are white.

[NorCal510]

You are white.
no im pakistanian

[Please_dont_ban_me]

no im pakistanian

Acha?

Chal phir, koi gal kar Urdu vich.

[NorCal510]

Acha?

Chal phir, koi gal kar Urdu vich.

si, udhi pali kaka wee wee

[Please_dont_ban_me]

si, udhi pali kaka wee wee

Teri ma.

[dirk4mvp]

You are white.

The truth. Have you read the pm he sent Gig? It's in his sig. It's so funny.

[Please_dont_ban_me]

The truth. Have you read the pm he sent Gig? It's in his sig. It's so funny.

I have.

I was sure he was white before that, but him begging Gig not to expose him was humorous nonetheless. :D

[dirk4mvp]

I have.

I was sure he was white before that, but him begging Gig not to expose him was humorous nonetheless. :D


But yet, NorCal still insists he is black. :depressed

[NorCal510]

i am black u ninja i was drunk dat night foo u dont wanna see da real me

[Please_dont_ban_me]

Ya

Sometimes when I get a little too tipsy, I think I'm white.

[NorCal510]

Teri ma.
bluh beezy mali ruru

[dirk4mvp]

When I get tipsy, I still think I'm white :king

[Please_dont_ban_me]

Best Hip-hop cd's out right now:

+ The Game: Doctors Advocate
+ Paul Wall & Chamillionaire: Get ya' mind correct.


I've listened to the new Jay-z, that Eminem album, the Clipse/Neptunes one...the new Tupac. Pretty much everything that's out and about to be out and most of it is average or just sucks.

These two have at least 4-5 good tracks on each. Good beats, good lyrics. Check 'em out.

[TDMVPDPOY]

http://static.flickr.com/65/170750608_19cc4119a8_m.jpg

[Please_dont_ban_me]

http://static.flickr.com/65/170750608_19cc4119a8_m.jpg


http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/308/bushhmmmmmab7.jpg

[Please_dont_ban_me]

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Why is it perfectly warm in the whole fucking house, but I wake up and I'm freeeeeeeezing.

[tlongII]

When is this fool going to be banned?

[Weenie Boy]

Get Ya Mind correct is at least 3 years old, maybe even 4.

but perhaps age didn't matter here.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

You are white.

Stupid is color blind.

[Please_dont_ban_me]

When is this fool going to be banned?

Never. Kori loves me. :elephant

[Please_dont_ban_me]

Theatre Nachos:

Wow. This is the 2nd time now I've had some serious gas and then porcelain god eruptions after eating nachos at the theatre. Anybody else have this problem? Ooooo weeee.

[Sunshine]

*bump*

[angel_luv]

:lol Why?

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

*bump*


Couldn't resist, could you?

[Sunshine]

:lol Why?


Because someone said (in the whowouldyouhavesexwith thread) that someone would bump it soon.

So I figured...why not! :lol

[angel_luv]

Because someone said (in the whowouldyouhavesexwith thread) that someone would bump it soon.

So I figured...why not! :lol

:lol

[Sunshine]

Couldn't resist, could you?

I can rarely resist.

[ShoogarBear]

:lmao

[Shelly]

Why?

Why did I just read this thread?

[angel_luv]

You read the whole thing???

[Shelly]

Some posts

I just read some of them and that will be a few minutes of my life I'll never get back.

[angel_luv]

My condolences :lol

[ShoogarBear]

On the positive side, you learned a snazzy new way to post.

[Shelly]

On the positive side, you learned a snazzy new way to post.


:tu


:shootme

The :tu is supposed to be underlined, but it didn't work, so imagine that it is.

[Please_dont_ban_me]

Greetings from my motherland, Pakistan. ;p

[jman3000]

cool beans... what city?

[Please_dont_ban_me]

cool beans... what city?

Lahore.

Was quite the month. Everythings dirt cheap there. A cab anywhere in town is no more than $1.50. A bottle of coke is like $.20. A haircut is a little over a $1. My flight was delayed on the way back in New York and no joke...I think in about 24 hours I spent more in NY than I did in a month in Pakistan.

[TDMVPDPOY]

Lahore.

Was quite the month. Everythings dirt cheap there. A cab anywhere in town is no more than $1.50. A bottle of coke is like $.20. A haircut is a little over a $1. My flight was delayed on the way back in New York and no joke...I think in about 24 hours I spent more in NY than I did in a month in Pakistan.

hows the punanis over there?

[Please_dont_ban_me]

hows the punanis over there?

No comment, only 'punanis' I'm focusing on is the one I just got engaged too.

[timvp]

No comment, only 'punanis' I'm focusing on is the one I just got engaged too.

How much did that cost? :D

[Please_dont_ban_me]

How much did that cost? :D

Other than a ring and a lifetime of parking my car in the same garage? Not much, I suppose.

[timvp]

Other than a ring and a lifetime of parking my car in the same garage? Not much, I suppose.

Props.

:toast

[Please_dont_ban_me]

Funny story:

Well, not sure if it's funny but it's a story nonetheless. On my way back in the states I flew threw JFK (New York). The security there's pretty tight. I had to take off my shoes, belt, coat...and then on top of that I was 'randomly' selected for the special pat down.

So I get through it all, get on the flight, and as I look through my coat pocket I pull out a bunch of stuff in the middle of which is a box of matches. :D At this point the planes already taken off and I'm not about to make it known I have matches on a plane...but that has to make you wonder about these 'security measures'.

[Please_dont_ban_me]

Props.

:toast

Thanks, y0.

[katyon6th]

Congratulations on the engagement! And the matches? Ridiculous.

[TDMVPDPOY]

pics of fiancee mentioned? is this an arrange marriage or what?

[Please_dont_ban_me]

Congratulations on the engagement! And the matches? Ridiculous.

Thank you. And I just thought it was funny. These guys did everything but grab and squeeze my nuts...but they didn't bother to look in my coat pocket.




pics of fiancee mentioned? is this an arrange marriage or what?

Plenty of pics, not going to post them on here though. And it's semi-arranged. I've known her since I was a kid and my parents approved of it and talked to her parents and stuff. But it wasn't 'arranged' in the true'ist sense of the word.

[TDMVPDPOY]

so how much did she cost yah? are stamps included?

[TDMVPDPOY]

Plenty of pics, not going to post them on here though. And it's semi-arranged. I've known her since I was a kid and my parents approved of it and talked to her parents and stuff. But it wasn't 'arranged' in the true'ist sense of the word.

u known her back home in paki/lanka/india or from america? is she residualing in american atm or you both flyin back home to ask her parents for her hand?

[Please_dont_ban_me]

u known her back home in paki/lanka/india or from america? is she residualing in american atm or you both flyin back home to ask her parents for her hand?

=/

I have no idea what you just said.

[TDMVPDPOY]

since ur there, take any pics of hot punanis?

[Please_dont_ban_me]

since ur there, take any pics of hot punanis?

Sorry, didn't get around to it.

I'm sure you can satisfy your 'hot punani' needs online through various sites. Good nght.

[Please_dont_ban_me]

My sweater like totally matches my user name color. :elephant

[Please_dont_ban_me]

Texas Lottery:

Mega Millions is at $216 million right now. Wow. What do you even do what that insanely huge amount of money? Let's say Uncle Sam takes half. So it's $108 million. Still.


I know what I would do...

1) Give about 1-2 million to each "family" of my cousins.
2) Invest about 20 million in businesses that will make sure nobody in my future generations has to worry about money.
3) Keep about 10 million.
4) Give the rest to my dad. :D



*sigh*

I can dream.

[Fillmoe]

charity? or do you not give a shit about 5 year olds dying in 3rd world countries?

[E20]

charity? or do you not give a shit about 5 year olds dying in 3rd world countries?
I don't really trust redcross or some other company with that kinda stuff. No matter how much you pay you'll still end up knowing that the million you donated is gonna get the poor people some cold soup, a blanket and a pillow for the rest of their life, I would however donate to a company that tells me what they'll get depending on what I pay, basically like a sponser to a family or something like that. If I were to actually donate money to the poor in 3rd world countries, I'd actually go on my own and hand them the money. Since , I'm so rich and I'd have nothing else to do. Might as well as travel the world with a back pack full of American money.

[Please_dont_ban_me]

charity? or do you not give a shit about 5 year olds dying in 3rd world countries?

Well, gamblings wrong in our religion. Any money earned from it is of no good. So even if I did donate it, it wouldn't get me in god's good books. So why waste it. :elephant

[Please_dont_ban_me]

I would like to start my own charity, though.

Something to do with helping build mosques in areas that can't afford them. But that won't be with gambling revenue, sorry.

[Fillmoe]

you start a charity to help build mosques i guarantee you dont make shit.....

[Please_dont_ban_me]

you start a charity to help build mosques i guarantee you dont make shit.....

Troll.

[E20]

you start a charity to help build mosques i guarantee you dont make shit.....
Depends on where you're gonna build it/demographics. If you're gonna build it in Hobart, Oaklahoma you're gonna be asked to pack your bags and leave. If you do it in Michigan or somewhere in California you'll get some donations.

Or if you're rich you can build it with your own money.

[Please_dont_ban_me]

Anybody else find this oddly amusing?


http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/2/adsfacz4.jpgp

[Please_dont_ban_me]

Anybody else find this oddly amusing?


http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/2/adsfacz4.jpg