Eva is writing a smut novel

[spurschick]

Eva Longoria Bringing Her Sexy Desperation to the Page
June 14, 2006
By Kimberly Maul

Eva Longoria, who plays Gabrielle Solis on the hit TV show Desperate Housewives, plans to write an erotic novel, according to FemaleFirst.co.uk.

“They offered a huge deal and I like the idea of seeing my book on a shelf,” she said on the website. “The plot's top secret so far but let's just say I have a wild imagination.”

http://www.thebookstandard.com/bookstandard/news/hollywood/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1002688052

[Trainwreck2100]

good for her

[Trainwreck2100]

Honestly it's really good to see her branching out

[atlfan25]

do it, trainwreck

fucking do it

[Trainwreck2100]

ATL there comes a time in every mans life when he must grow up and say "enough"

[Cant_Be_Faded]

eva's a smelly pirate hooker

[Trainwreck2100]

Indeed one day I looked at myself in the mirror and said "why?" And then I realized that it was because I was envious, I saw Tony Parker's happiness and it made me jealous. So I lashed out.

[jman3000]

ATL there comes a time in every mans life when he must grow up and say "enough"

after the happy ending?

[atlfan25]

gotdamnit trainwreck

FUCKING DO IT!!!!!!

[Cant_Be_Faded]

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[atxrocker]

god i hate this bitch

[T Park]

why atx?

What has she done to you?

[Trainwreck2100]

gotdamnit trainwreck

FUCKING DO IT!!!!!!


Look I told you "there comes a time in every man's lif.......aw fuck it







don't scroll down anymore







you already know what's there





so why look






is it because you want to?











http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/4016/longoriabook3zs.jpg

[Kori Ellis]

Indeed one day I looked at myself in the mirror and said "why?" And then I realized that it was because I was envious, I saw Tony Parker's happiness and it made me jealous. So I lashed out.

No, it's because you are an idiot.

[Trainwreck2100]

No, it's because you are an idiot.

It's become expected of me to post the tunnel. I can't disapoint my fans. I only work with what I'm given

[Kori Ellis]

You have no fans. Just people who laugh at you.

[Trainwreck2100]

close enough

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm VP of the Trainwreck2100 fan club. Trust me, he has fans.

[jman3000]

I'd be a fan if he could make a .gif of Robo-Cop shooting that guy in the nuts between that chicks skirt.

[spurschick]

I haven't read a good smut novel since I read Jackie Collins in college. If Eva has talent and has tapped into a new niche for herself, more power to her.

[atxrocker]

I'd be a fan if he could make a .gif of Robo-Cop shooting that guy in the nuts between that chicks skirt.

that would be friggin awesome. get er done!

[Trainwreck2100]

which robocop was it?

[atxrocker]

why atx?

What has she done to you?

she has offended me with her reek of being a piece of shit. i dont know, shes hot. but shes so incredibly fake, stuck up, arrogant and fraudulant. she is from the streets of corpus and just comes off to me like she thinks her shit dont stink. my personal opinion.

[Kori Ellis]

:lol

She's exactly the opposite of fake, stuckup, arrogant and fraudulent.

She's just a regular down to earth girl. She's friendly to everyone. Not stuck up at all. And just normal.

It's funny how people perceive someone from TV and media.

Just like Trainwreck is sure that she's fucked hundreds of guys just because he's pictures of her at parties. Maybe once he gets laid, he'll realize it takes more than talking with someone at a party to mean you are screwing around. Half the guys you see her with in photos are gay.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Maybe once he gets laid, he'll realize it takes more than talking with someone at a party to mean you are screwing around.

Man, those GTGs would be more fun if that were true...

[T Park]

trainwreck's stupidity and jealousy continues I see.

[T Park]

she has offended me with her reek of being a piece of shit. i dont know, shes hot. but shes so incredibly fake, stuck up, arrogant and fraudulant. she is from the streets of corpus and just comes off to me like she thinks her shit dont stink. my personal opinion.


your personal opinion is the biggest and stupidest thing Ive ever seen on here.

[atxrocker]

your personal opinion is the biggest and stupidest thing Ive ever seen on here.


quit your love affair. shes not your girl, dont get offended.

[Trainwreck2100]

trainwreck's stupidity and jealousy continues I see.


How am I jealous, you said the same shit I do about paris fucking hilton, does that make you jealous of her?

[T Park]

How am I jealous, you said the same shit I do about paris fucking hilton, does that make you jealous of her?


only problem with your twisted stupid logic, is, that there is VIDEO evidence of Paris Hilton being a disease ridden tramp.

There is no video or any other evidence of Eva being one genius.



quit your love affair. shes not your girl, dont get offended.

Im offended because you talk out of your ass, and blatantly lie about a woman who is none of what you say.

[Trainwreck2100]

only problem with your twisted stupid logic, is, that there is VIDEO evidence of Paris Hilton being a disease ridden tramp.

There is no video or any other evidence of Eva being one genius.

[atxrocker]

Im offended because you talk out of your ass, and blatantly lie about a woman who is none of what you say.

:lmao :lmao :lmao

[T Park]

Typical response.

[atxrocker]

Typical response.

people laughing at you? i guess you would be used to it. your original reply didnt justify further discussion from me.

[T Park]

Because you have no response.

Its true and you know it.


people laughing at you?


Oh, ouch, im soooo hurt....

[atxrocker]

Because you have no response.

Its true and you know it.




Oh, ouch, im soooo hurt....

dude, seriously. your making yourself look ridiculous. its true and i know it? you dont know shit about that broad. whatta fuckin loser. your making an argument based on things you assume. you dont know that hoe. stfu.

[Trainwreck2100]

It is the most perfect of gambles, if I'm wrong I'm just a "hater." I lose nothing, but if I'm right I got Scoreboard.

[atlfan25]

Trust me, he has fans.
http://www.orlyowl.com/orly.jpg

[T Park]

you dont know shit about that broad. whatta fuckin loser. your making an argument based on things you assume. you dont know that hoe. stfu


actually I know about her, through Kori, and from Kori, she is everything she says.

So keep diggin the hole genius.

[SpursWoman]

I haven't read a good smut novel since I read Jackie Collins in college. If Eva has talent and has tapped into a new niche for herself, more power to her.


I {heart} Jackie Collins. :drunk



Good for Eva .... I'll read it. :)

[1Parker1]

I never understood how it was that any celebrity these days can just up and write a novel (see Pam Anderson). When I was younger, I'd always wanted to write a book, but the idea of writing something that takes a year or two to complete, without any formal training/classes seems hard.

So my question is this (perhaps Kori can answer), do these celebrities really write these books themselves? Or more than likely, do they just give the basic plot idea and input here and there and the publishing company will have someone translate into the written word?

I don't know why guys are complaining: An erotic smut novel is a good beach read every now and again :angel

[Slomo]

Man, those GTGs would be more fun if that were true...:lol

Yeah, but I don't think my wife would let me travel to the US anymore... :lmao

[Old School Chic]

Eva is just beautiful...

http://www.eva-longoria.net/gallery/data/1075/medium/eva-longoria_dot_net-grandjournal-canner2006may27-claudiashiffer004.jpg

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

That shouldn't be too tough. If she just uses the quotes she's had about sex in interviews in the last year she'll have half the book written.

I say we start a betting pool on lines that will appear in the novel. I'll put $20 on, "Her Parisian stallion plunged his Eiffel Tower of love into her into her Arc de Triomphe."

[v2freak]

I'm not a fan of Ms. Longoria myself

[atxrocker]

I'm not a fan of Ms. Longoria myself

easy there guy, TPARK is easily offended when it comes to Eva. :lol

[Old School Chic]

easy there guy, TPARK is easily offended when it comes to Eva. :lol

So will Jimcs50

[Trainwreck2100]

So will Jimcs50

So IS Jimcs50