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AlamoSpursFan
06-14-2006, 11:44 PM
Was there ever REALLY any doubt who did?

http://c.myspace.com/Groups/00014/98/32/14482389_l.jpg

:lmao
Solid D
06-15-2006, 12:15 AM
It was a 500 lb. bomb with the inscription "Jack Bauer".
ashbeeigh
06-15-2006, 12:20 AM
http://c.myspace.com/Groups/00014/98/32/14482389_l.jpg



The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
jaffies
06-15-2006, 01:00 AM
USA doesn't negotiate with terrorists.


















Chuck Norris doesn't negotiate.
T Park
06-15-2006, 01:01 AM
It was a 500 lb. bomb with the inscription "Jack Bauer".

The bomb didn't kill him.

True.


He woke up and saw Jack Bauer and then died. IN fear of torture.
theroc5
06-15-2006, 01:22 AM
The bomb didn't kill him.

True.


He woke up and saw Jack Bauer and then died. IN fear of torture.
yep theres no doubt this was the work of jack bauer
AlamoSpursFan
06-15-2006, 01:39 AM
Y'all suck for hijacking my Chuck Norris thread with your Jack Bauer propaganda.

But since you did...

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c155/AlamoSpursFan/aaajack.jpg

:lmao
Trainwreck2100
06-15-2006, 01:43 AM
It was a joint effort, they were actually fighting each other in the eternal struggle that is Jack vs. Chuck. And an errant roundhouse collided with AlZarqawi.
ashbeeigh
06-15-2006, 02:03 AM
Y'all suck for hijacking my Chuck Norris thread with your Jack Bauer propaganda.

But since you did...



I tried to save it for you, but they didn't go for it.
T Park
06-15-2006, 02:07 AM
Y'all suck for hijacking my Chuck Norris thread with your Jack Bauer propaganda.


Chuck Norris couldn't hold Jack Bauer's never say die battery cell phone.
Marklar MM
06-15-2006, 09:41 AM
Chuck Norris couldn't hold Jack Bauer's never say die battery cell phone.

Is there anything Jack Bauer's phone cannot do?
Jack Bauer
06-15-2006, 09:50 AM
Is there anything Jack Bauer's phone cannot do?

It does have some limitations, like no alarm that goes off when Chinese guys are around. However it does allow me to text message on to this board from my undisclosed location in China.

To settle the rumor, neither I nor Chuck Norris had anything to do with Zarqawi's death, at least not directly. The 500 lb. "bomb" in question was actually an air dropped crate containing DVD's of 24 and Walker, Texas Ranger. After watching one episode of each he became so scared that he pissed himself for 72 straight hours and died of dehydration.

I don't know where people get this idea that Chuck and I don't like each other. Now if you'll excuse me, I have an entire Chinese prison to level and escape from.
scott
06-15-2006, 05:17 PM
I don't have time for this!

:lol
Jimcs50
06-15-2006, 05:26 PM
WTF is "Jack Bauer"?
T Park
06-15-2006, 06:29 PM
Someone who could kill you with two pinkies and having a heart attack.
scott
06-15-2006, 07:26 PM
Someone who could kill you with two pinkies and having a heart attack.

WTF is that sentence supposed to mean? Damn, you should change your sig to read:

If you are reading this, thank a teacher.

If you are reading this in English, thank a veteran.

If yoo Kant reade this, it's becos T Park rote it.
SpursWoman
06-15-2006, 07:28 PM
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c155/AlamoSpursFan/aaajack.jpg

:lmao :lmao :lmao
SpursWoman
06-15-2006, 07:30 PM
After watching one episode of each he became so scared that he pissed himself for 72 straight hours and died of dehydration.

Fuckin A. :lmao :lmao :lmao