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CosmicCowboy
06-16-2006, 09:42 AM
:lmao 2 of 14? What an unbelievable no show for an NBA finals...

ducks
06-16-2006, 09:46 AM
Nowitzki's last field goal came 1:18 into the second quarter.

icem
06-16-2006, 09:47 AM
lol....

Shank
06-16-2006, 09:56 AM
You've got 9,000+ posts and can't figure out that this 1.) belongs in the NBA forum and 2.) has already been posted ad nausem in the aforementioned forum.

Reading is FUNdamental. Figure it out.

Stahlkugeln
06-16-2006, 09:57 AM
Kugeln Dirks werden vom Stahl, Brokeback cowboy gebildet!

DarrinS
06-16-2006, 09:57 AM
DOH!

http://tfp.killbots.com/fanart/paul/184_fry-choking.gif

dirk4mvp
06-16-2006, 09:58 AM
That's 2 more shots than any of the Spurs in the Finals this year.

bulletedge
06-16-2006, 09:58 AM
Dirk is 21-61 from the field in the Finals. I gotta' agree with you that he seems to have lost his balls.

I still don't know how he wound up with 26 & 30 in games 2 & 3.

He'd better wake up and start playing like he did against the Spurs or this series is over.

Period.

DarrinS
06-16-2006, 09:59 AM
That's 2 more shots than any of the Spurs in the Finals this year.


Damn, that was funny. http://www.butcherknife.com/fark/ratface.jpg

dirk4mvp
06-16-2006, 10:01 AM
1) Coach K isn't a rat. Why isn't Pop on the rat body

2) yes, I thought it was funny at the time

timmydmvp
06-16-2006, 10:05 AM
and yet many people still want him for MVP, YEA RIGHT

dirk4mvp
06-16-2006, 10:08 AM
He still would have been a better choice than Nash.

LEONARD
06-16-2006, 10:08 AM
and yet many people still want him for MVP, YEA RIGHT

So Nash is still more deserving than Dirk?? Throw Wade in the mix now too...

What if Dirk gets 40 and the Mavs win game 5?

They should vote after the playoffs IMO...

bulletedge
06-16-2006, 10:10 AM
So far in this series, Dirk isn't even MVP for the Mavs.

CosmicCowboy
06-16-2006, 10:12 AM
I actually respect Dirks game but I am still amazed that he could melt down this bad with all the marbles on the line...he looked totally demoralized and lost last night.

picnroll
06-16-2006, 10:16 AM
Only problem with Dirk's game this series is the ref's are only sending him to the line on half his flops unlike the Spurs - Mavs series.

DarrinS
06-16-2006, 10:18 AM
Dirk's shooting % last night was worse than Shaq's FT %. :lol

WTF


I guess he should have watched a few more episodes of Knight Rider.

boutons_
06-16-2006, 10:22 AM
With his jumpers not falling, what happened to Dirk's driving and 2-handed dunks? Shaq and Zo?

And let's hear a rousing chorus of "home court don't mean shit".

Winner of Game5 wins the series, just like June 05.

dirk4mvp
06-16-2006, 10:23 AM
Hasselhoff should come out with more material. Dirk's probably getting tired of the same old song.

"I've been lookin' for freedom, I've been lookin' for so long"

MadDog73
06-16-2006, 10:26 AM
So Nash is still more deserving than Dirk?? Throw Wade in the mix now too...

What if Dirk gets 40 and the Mavs win game 5?

They should vote after the playoffs IMO...


They do. It's called the Finals MVP, and it's the only one that matters.

Fabbs
06-16-2006, 10:32 AM
Dirk is 21-61 from the field in the Finals. I gotta' agree with you that he seems to have lost his balls.

I still don't know how he wound up with 26 & 30 in games 2 & 3.

Oh he found and will find a way.
On the day when Michael Jordan got a new job, he lost one of his NBA records.

Dallas forward Dirk Nowitzki's two free throws 30 seconds into Thursday's Game 4 of the finals gave him 184 makes from the line this postseason, one more than Jordan's total for the Chicago Bulls in the 1988-89 playoffs.

Nowitzki finished 11-for-13 from the foul line, giving him 193 free throws made in the playoffs.

ducks
06-16-2006, 10:33 AM
http://spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=44052

clambake
06-16-2006, 10:34 AM
This should quiet all the "dirk for mvp" chatter. Dirk is looking more and more like mavs fans favorite ex. (walker)

I just wish avery would let howard play. Oh thats right, he did play. Could go down as the worst choke job in nba history.

dirk4mvp
06-16-2006, 10:36 AM
If/when Mavs win the whole thing, JET will be named Finals mvp.

picnroll
06-16-2006, 10:38 AM
If/when Mavs win the whole thing, JET will be named Finals mvp.
Good. That will drive Terry's price up and with Fegan it's ALL about money.

dirk4mvp
06-16-2006, 10:40 AM
Spurs interested in the JET?

picnroll
06-16-2006, 10:42 AM
Highly doubt it. They need a long three more than a starting quality PG and Terry is getting more than MLE which is what the Spur's have.

CosmicCowboy
06-16-2006, 10:43 AM
Spurs interested in the JET?

naaa...just want Cuban to have to overpay.

dirk4mvp
06-16-2006, 10:44 AM
I know. JET will remain on the Mavs. He's kinda like our old Michael Finley. He is the backbone of the team.

picnroll
06-16-2006, 10:45 AM
Got to pay Dirk and Howard this year remember.

dirk4mvp
06-16-2006, 10:46 AM
I'm more than sure they aren't going anywhere. Would the Spurs like J-Ho?

CosmicCowboy
06-16-2006, 10:47 AM
Hopefull Cuban will become Paul Allen II and spend the next few years in cap hell without getting a championship.

dirk4mvp
06-16-2006, 10:48 AM
Wouldn't the Spurs love that.

picnroll
06-16-2006, 10:50 AM
So Cuban is going back on his fiscal responsible thing and busting the bank? Remember when Cubes was throwing out his money before there was no real effective luxury tax. He got a pass on Finley to get square but now the luxury tax is real and he'll be nailed for over spending.

LEONARD
06-16-2006, 10:51 AM
Got to pay Dirk and Howard this year remember.

Huh?

http://www.hoopshype.com/salaries/dallas.htm

They're both under contract already...and Howard is still the best bargain in the league...

ducks
06-16-2006, 10:57 AM
Huh?

http://www.hoopshype.com/salaries/dallas.htm

They're both under contract already...and Howard is still the best bargain in the league...
dallas wants to sign him to an extension this summer

picnroll
06-16-2006, 10:57 AM
LEONARD you know your team's situation less than I do. :lol

Mavs want to renegotiate Dirk's contract this summer so he doesn't get to go into an player option year. They also want to negotiate a contract for Howard this summer so he isn't up for grabs next summer as a RFA.

ChumpDumper
06-16-2006, 11:14 AM
:lmao at our new MavMods. They can't get these threads off the front page fast enough.

LEONARD
06-16-2006, 11:17 AM
LEONARD you know your team's situation less than I do. :lol

Mavs want to renegotiate Dirk's contract this summer so he doesn't get to go into an player option year. They also want to negotiate a contract for Howard this summer so he isn't up for grabs next summer as a RFA.

My bad...I listen to sports radio about 12 hrs a day have never heard either discussed...

They'll still re-sign Terry though...have to...

ShoogarBear
06-16-2006, 11:42 AM
I still don't know how he wound up with 26 & 30 in games 2 & 3.

http://www.placer.ca.gov/exec/images/referee.gif

Taco
06-16-2006, 11:42 AM
Spurs interested in the JET?


I like your Avatar!! http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/image.php?u=3863&dateline=1150461136 :lol

George Gervin's Afro
06-16-2006, 11:59 AM
I expect dirk to come around and bag the series mvp.. then i have to deal with cuban holding the trophy.. i am off to chuck up my lunch..every time i think of cuban holding that ball..

:flipoff :flipoff

nkdlunch
06-16-2006, 12:08 PM
Damn Mavs are back to choking in the playoffs like usual.

I actually would prefer heat to take this now. Fuck the mavs and fuck mark cuban

MoSpur
06-16-2006, 12:25 PM
My buddy was hating on me saying that my boy D-Wade was going to be a no-show for the Finals. Even after they won game three he still wouldn't give props. After last night, I called his cell, no answer. Figures. D-Wade is awesome. I expect them to win Game 5. They have to if they want a chance.

I expect Dirk to get his game going. He has to. I like the way Posey and Haslem are playing him.

leemajors
06-16-2006, 01:20 PM
So Nash is still more deserving than Dirk?? Throw Wade in the mix now too...

What if Dirk gets 40 and the Mavs win game 5?

They should vote after the playoffs IMO...

there's a finals MVP for that.

NBA Junkie
06-16-2006, 01:32 PM
Dirk will be fine. I recall a horrible game 4 he had in the Phoenix series and all he did was follow it up with a 50 point effort in a game 5 win.

I'm not a Mavs fan, but I'm confident that they will bring it in game 5 and pull out the victory in a close one. Especially, after getting blown out and having 2 days to adjust.

GrandeDavid
06-16-2006, 01:54 PM
I wouldn´t be so quick to laugh at Dirk Nowitski. There are still three games left in this series, two of which are in Dallas.

ChumpDumper
06-16-2006, 02:02 PM
I'll laugh at him while I can then....

http://spinn.svt.se/images/s3-simp-muntz.gif

SpursWoman
06-16-2006, 02:04 PM
:lmao at our new MavMods. They can't get these threads off the front page fast enough.


How so? By not bumping them? :angel

atxrocker
06-16-2006, 02:06 PM
I'll laugh at him while I can then....

http://spinn.svt.se/images/s3-simp-muntz.gif


:lmao :lmao :lmao

ChumpDumper
06-16-2006, 02:07 PM
:lol They really became sticklers for posting etiquette, didn't they?

Three Lions
06-16-2006, 02:14 PM
Blokes, Dallas fans suck harder than an one-armed Argentine hooker.

http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/fifa/gen/afp/20060610/i/1657735377.jpg

1Parker1
06-16-2006, 02:15 PM
Dirk has definitely disapeared this series. What I don't get is why? I don't think Haslem/Posey are defending him any better than Bruce did against us, yet he managed to still have great games against us.

Josh Howard also needs to wake the hell up!

Anyways, so far, MVP of the Mavs has been without a doubt Jason Terry. He's been their only consistent player, outside of maybe Stackhouse in this series. Diop/Dampier are doing their best defensively against Shaq also, and rebounding.

FUCKMARKCUBAN
06-16-2006, 02:44 PM
So Nash is still more deserving than Dirk?? Throw Wade in the mix now too...

What if Dirk gets 40 and the Mavs win game 5?

They should vote after the playoffs IMO...

whatifs..... dirk is a bitch. talk about overrated then you must mention dirk.

degenerate_gambler
06-16-2006, 03:01 PM
What I don't get is why? I don't think Haslem/Posey are defending him any better than Bruce did against us, yet he managed to still have great games against us.


I don't think they are either per se. But they seem to be playing him a little more physical than SA did, for whatever reason and Posey/Haslem both have a couple inches on Bruce, so Nowitzki's not able back them down to the free throw line, for example, and shoot over them as easily as he did against Bowen, et al.

RonMexico
06-16-2006, 03:04 PM
Only problem with Dirk's game this series is the ref's are only sending him to the line on half his flops unlike the Spurs - Mavs series.

The best ones were about 3 dives he took on three pointers where the Heat were barely near him (I'll admit that on one of them he came down on Shaq's ankle and rolled his), but him and Stackhouse take more flops on jumpers than I've ever seen in my entire life and I've watched Reggie Miller for years...

RonMexico
06-16-2006, 03:05 PM
Second best ones are where he has a clear opportunity for a 3 point play if he just makes an attempt at the basket, but he'd rather throw his hands and the ball into the air to make the play more theatrical (i.e. the one that keeps getting replayed on sportscenter where he runs into Shaq and falls down).

MadDog73
06-16-2006, 03:07 PM
It's Ironic, FUCKMARKCUBAN is just as obscene and uncultured as Mark Cuban himself.

I don't see how that's a good thing... I hate Mark Cuban too, but I feel the best way to combat people like him is with class and dignity.

Of course, this is an internet forum, where normal people turn into insensitive assholes because they're protectected by anonymity.

mavsfan1000
06-16-2006, 04:21 PM
Haslem is they type of defender that gives Dirk problems. Too strong for Dirk in the post and has Shaq/Zo to defend the paint if Dirk decides to drive. I guess Miami has exposed Dallas on what type of player gives Dirk problems now. The Udonis Haslem type.

Mavs_man_41
06-16-2006, 04:31 PM
Dirk isnt used to this kind of physical defense and doesn't know what to do.

FUCKMARKCUBAN
06-17-2006, 06:16 PM
It's Ironic, FUCKMARKCUBAN is just as obscene and uncultured as Mark Cuban himself.

I don't see how that's a good thing... I hate Mark Cuban too, but I feel the best way to combat people like him is with class and dignity.

Of course, this is an internet forum, where normal people turn into insensitive assholes because they're protectected by anonymity.


i can give a shit what you think of me.... i aint no billionair nba owner with a big fuckin mouth.

i goto college, am in my 20s, likes to party, and will always support the spurs. other then that i could care less how my language affects your view of me. just remember youre protected against anonymity too so fuck off bitch!

ill tell you what though about being uncultured.....im sure i could teach you a thing or two. get off your high horse.

MissAllThat
06-17-2006, 09:12 PM
1) Coach K isn't a rat. Why isn't Pop on the rat body

Yes, Coach K is a rat, and a very ugly one at that.

N4th4n
06-17-2006, 10:12 PM
Yes, Coach K is a rat, and a very ugly one at that.

winner

CosmicCowboy
06-18-2006, 11:41 PM
:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

damn...Dirk sure kicked the hell out of that exercise bike going down the tunnel after getting his ass kicked again...:lol

T Park
06-19-2006, 01:08 AM
Folding chair.

He showed that excercise bike whos its daddy is though :lmao

RonMexico
06-19-2006, 03:09 AM
He had nuts to begin with?... meh, fooled me... I thought for sure when he rolled his ankle on Duncan's foot, the replay showed a thong and no testes...

Doug Collins
06-19-2006, 05:33 AM
He had nuts to begin with?... meh, fooled me... I thought for sure when he rolled his ankle on Duncan's foot, the replay showed a thong and no testes...

No testes means no teste satchel or how you say? Krrrum????

Obstructed_View
06-19-2006, 06:48 AM
Folding chair.

He showed that excercise bike whos its daddy is though :lmao
Man, the only thing weaker than his defense are his post game tantrums. I wonder if he went home and violently rearranged his sock drawer.