Funny Shaq Post-Game Interview

[LEONARD]

In about 5 min's (8:55 or so)...

Listen here...
http://theticket.com/listen.htm

it's by the same guy that asked Shaq about the snake bite before game 1...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=O5gTZjuo0rc

Shaq did 2 interviews after the game...ESPN and Corby from The Ticket in Dallas... :lol Shaq loves him some Corby...

[LEONARD]

Questions to Shaq of things he'd do to guarantee another title next year.

***Shaq cussing like crazy*** (couldn't tell what he said due to all the bleeps...he loves his F bombs though)

Corby: "You have to take a dump in the back of your SUV, then drive around for a year with the windows up"
Shaq: "yes, actually I'd even force myself to have a diarrhea seat" (he described something inside your ass that you can touch to cause you to have diarrhea on purpose?? - wtf?) :lol

C: "Would you let a teammate pee on you?"
S: "no, but I peed on Phil Jackson once"

C: "Would you take your sister to a porno and tug on your thing a little during the movie?"
S: "Nope...my sister is not fine enough"

C: "You win the title next year, but the first thing you have to do at the press conference is thank the KKK and Satan"
(I don't remember what Shaq said)

C: "I give you a papercut on your hand, then give Magic Johnson a papercut on his hand, and you have to do black guy hand shakes with him for an hour"
S: "No no no no no!!!"

C: "OJ has to stay with your wife and kids when you're on road trips for the entire season next year"
S: "No...well he'd probably be ok with a black family"

C: "You win the title but at the press conf you have to thank Jeannie Buss for ***** (bleeped out, couldn't tell) and scoring me pot from Phil"
S: "Hahaha, nah"

LOL...Shaq is awesome...

[JMarkJohns]

First two disturbing questions aside, that was pretty funny...