All The Weird Sexual Sayings

[mcornelio]

did i miss something? i keep hearing words like a good rogering and wikukusomeshit... did someone pass out the sexual dictionary while i was gone or what?

[midgetonadonkey]

I got my sexual dictionary when you were taking a bukkake.

[midgetonadonkey]

smegma

[midgetonadonkey]

felch

[E20]

Vagina into the Penis.

[jman3000]

dirty sanchez

[mcornelio]

what the fuck is a vagina into the penis?

[CuckingFunt]

"Pearl necklace" gets brownie points for sounding like jewelry.

[midgetonadonkey]

what the fuck is a vagina into the penis?

:lmao

[Mixability]

what the fuck is a vagina into the penis?

thats what it's called when your girlfriend fucks you up for cheating on her.

[smeagol]

smegma
Are you talking to me?

[midgetonadonkey]

Are you talking to me?

If you are the cheesy discharge found underneath the foreskin of an uncircumsized dick, than yes I am.

[NASpurs]

That's gross and educational.

[zero signal]

I was enjoying my chips and queso until now... :depressed

[Sense]

dirty sanchez
:smokin

[NASpurs]

I was enjoying my chips and queso until now... :depressedYou mean chips and smegma.

[Trainwreck2100]

greek fire

[midgetonadonkey]

someone post the quattro bukkake .gif for illustrative purposes

http://forums.offtopic.com/images/smilies/bukkake.gif

[E20]

http://forums.offtopic.com/images/smilies/bukkake.gif
Add like 6 more people in on the action.

[midgetonadonkey]

Add like 6 more people in on the action.

http://bbs.mediumpimpin.com/images/smilies/bukkake.gif

[jman3000]

:lmao

[midgetonadonkey]

jman knows what up. He's been there before, right in the middle of the bukkake attack.

[E20]

LMAO

That's what I'm talking about right there. :lol

[CuckingFunt]

http://bbs.mediumpimpin.com/images/smilies/bukkake.gif
Like you could ever get it so perfectly timed in the real world. :rolleyes

[PakiDan]

bukkake.... I love Japanese theater.

[SpursWoman]

If you are the cheesy discharge found underneath the foreskin of an uncircumsized dick, than yes I am.

:rollin :lol

[Mixability]

Like you could ever get it so perfectly timed in the real world. :rolleyes

I guess you prefer everyone taking a turn to "unload" on you? :lol

[Phenomanul]

If you are the cheesy discharge found underneath the foreskin of an uncircumsized dick....


I guess this really changes the perspective on that issue a while back where the father refused to allow a circumcision for his son...

[mcornelio]

you people are all sickos

[CuckingFunt]

I guess you prefer everyone taking a turn to "unload" on you? :lol
Yeah. That must be what I meant.

[SpursWoman]

But, isn't that what every girl desires? Second only to a hotdirtymonkeysex session with her best female friend?

[CuckingFunt]

But, isn't that what every girl desires? Second only to a hotdirtymonkeysex session with her best female friend?
Of course! I can't think of anything more pleasurable than being a jizz depository.

As for the hotdirtymonkeysex with my best female friend... well, that I actually DO like, but not for the purposes of being the evening's entertainment.

[SpursWoman]

:lol

[ALVAREZ6]

http://clicksmilies.com/s0105/liebe/love-smiley-039.gif


http://clicksmilies.com/s0105/liebe/love-smiley-085.gif


http://clicksmilies.com/s0105/liebe/love-smiley-076.gifhttp://clicksmilies.com/s0105/liebe/love-smiley-082.gifhttp://clicksmilies.com/s0105/liebe/love-smiley-083.gifhttp://clicksmilies.com/s0105/liebe/love-smiley-086.gif

[polandprzem]

I must improve my English