Amerika hat Dirk ruiniert

[Stahlkugeln]

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e186/atxrocker/dirk.jpg

http://drunkathletes.synergyofsports.com/images/11270-16549/dirkncheeks_500_template.jpg

Dirk ist durch die Dekadenz von Amerika überwunden worden, das seine Störung, die NBA Meisterschaft zu gewinnen erklärt.

[jman3000]

are you saying that guy had a sex change and is now that girl?

[jman3000]

nein o jawhol?

[Trainwreck2100]

Dirk ist durch die Dekadenz von Amerika überwunden worden, das seine Störung, die NBA Meisterschaft zu gewinnen erklärt.

Dirk is lurch, die dekadence and American underwear is strong Die NBA Masterchief you wine eckerds???

[Stahlkugeln]

are you saying that guy had a sex change and is now that girl?

Nein, Dummkopf. die Dekadenz von Amerika hat sapped dirk seiner natürlichen athletischen Überlegenheit.

[Trainwreck2100]

Nein, Dummkopf. die Dekadenz von Amerika hat sapped dirk seiner natürlichen athletischen Überlegenheit.

no dumbbass Die Decades of Amecica has sapped Dirk's shiner nature lickin althletes Überlegenheit??

[E20]

I don't give a damn, Dirk's wifey is pretty hawt, and he is probably doing her right now to let go of the depression and stress.

What's that saying? Honey Let's go burn some metal or something like that.

[Stahlkugeln]

http://thedraftreview.com/history/drafted1998/images/dirk-nowitzki.jpg

Hier ist eine Abbildung von jungem Dirk. Vor Amerika ruiniert ihm.

[Stahlkugeln]

no dumbbass Die Decades of Amecica has sapped Dirk's shiner nature lickin althletes Überlegenheit??

Saugen Sie meinen Hahn Sie angeborenes mutterficker.

[Trainwreck2100]

http://thedraftreview.com/history/drafted1998/images/dirk-nowitzki.jpg

Hier ist eine Abbildung von jungem Dirk. Vor Amerika ruiniert ihm.

Here is a building for Dirk's junglejim. For America ruint??

[jman3000]

He's saying that dirk would rather party and get drunk with dudes then celebrate winning the WCF with his wife.

[SCdac]

Haha look at his wife... WESTSIDE!

[jman3000]

and all of you are dummkopfs if you think otherwise

[Trainwreck2100]

Saugen Sie meinen Hahn Sie angeborenes mutterficker.

Sausage by menne, Han Solo is aborigony??

As an aside, go suck you're own cock mutterficker

[jman3000]

He's really saying that America has ruined Dirk. He's gone from a wholesome young lad to an unsavory individual posing for pics drunk and what not.

[Stahlkugeln]

He's saying that dirk would rather party and get drunk with dudes then celebrate winning the WCF with his wife.

Das ist möglich, da Mark Cuban der Mannschaftinhaber ist.

[jman3000]

Well Germany has ruined for all time perhaps the best moustache one could hope to achieve.

[Stahlkugeln]

Sausage by menne, Han Solo is aborigony??

As an aside, go suck you're own cock mutterficker


Sie sprechen grosses für ein kleines Weibchen

[jman3000]

Han Solo is aborigony??


Fuck you! What did Han Solo ever do to you?

[SCdac]

Well Germany has ruined for all time perhaps the best moustache one could hope to achieve.

LMAO

[Trainwreck2100]

Sie sprechen grosses für ein kleines Weibchen

mejorar a hembra que un gigante pussy

[Trainwreck2100]

Das ist möglich, da Mark Cuban der Mannschaftinhaber ist.


that is moogle, Mark Cuban is a masagonist?

[Stahlkugeln]

http://www.regi-shoes.com/images/Image/Nike%20Dirk.jpg

Deutschland über alles!

[jman3000]

I like this guy because he reminds me of these guys everytime he types something:

http://www.kyle.cn/blog/dieter.jpg

[Trainwreck2100]

http://www.regi-shoes.com/images/Image/Nike%20Dirk.jpg

Deutschland über alles!

Germany's greatest allies??

[Stahlkugeln]

mejorar a hembra que un gigante pussy

Keine macht für die Minderheit!

[Stahlkugeln]

Germany's greatest allies??

Nein, dummkopf.

[jman3000]

probably germany's super man

[Stahlkugeln]

that is moogle, Mark Cuban is a masagonist?

Du kannst mich mal am Arsch lecken!

[SA Gunslinger]

:smokin

[Trainwreck2100]

Keine macht für die Minderheit!

I'll be honest I'm having trounle understanding your verb usage here.

Lassen Sie uns zu kämpfen stoppen und zuzustimmen gibt es viele schöne Frauen in Deutschland

[Trainwreck2100]

Du kannst mich mal am Arsch lecken!

why would I want to lick your ass?

[jman3000]

Dirk ist mein fuhrer

[Stahlkugeln]

I'll be honest I'm having trounle understanding your verb usage here.

Lassen Sie uns zu kämpfen stoppen und zuzustimmen gibt es viele schöne Frauen in Deutschland

Du kriegst gleich was an die Ohren!

[jman3000]

why would I want to lick your ass?

Germans are some kinky mother fuckers.

[Horry For 3!]

Dirk ist durch die Dekadenz von Amerika überwunden worden, das seine Störung, die NBA Meisterschaft zu gewinnen erklärt.
Free Translation: Dirk was overcome by the decadence of America, that its interference that explains to win NBA championship.

[Leetonidas]

Du bist un spermazaugen

[Stahlkugeln]

Du verputzen Samenzellen durch die Gallone!

[Spurologist]

Du verputzen Samenzellen durch die Gallone!

Dirk needs a tampon? What?

[rayray2k8]

Alright, will someone tell hitler to cut it out?
Learn some english buddy.
Not everyone is fluent in German you know. :rolleyes
How the hell can he read this shit anyway?

[Stahlkugeln]

Alright, will someone tell hitler to cut it out?
Learn some english buddy.
Not everyone is fluent in German you know. :rolleyes
How the hell can he read this shit anyway?

Deutscher ist die Sprache der Liebe Sie homosexuell!

[Leetonidas]

Englisch erfreuen Kumpel

[Leetonidas]

Deutscher ist die Sprache der Liebe Sie homosexuell!

:lol

[Stahlkugeln]

http://www.mr-gastronomie.de/Veranstaltungen/Kilianifest/Kiliani-Allgemeines/I-Dirk-Nowitzki.gif

Wenn Dirk in Deutschland ist, ist er gesund und glücklich.

[rayray2k8]

Du verputzen Samenzellen durch die Gallone!
translation
You clean sperm cells by the gallon!
...
Nice.
how about this.
Schließen Sie die Hölle und beendigen Sie zu schreien

[jman3000]

http://www.mr-gastronomie.de/Veranstaltungen/Kilianifest/Kiliani-Allgemeines/I-Dirk-Nowitzki.gif

Wenn Dirk in Deutschland ist, ist er gesund und glücklich.

I didn't know Dirk was a swinger ... nice.

[rayray2k8]

Deutscher ist die Sprache der Liebe Sie homosexuell!
I got the homo part. :lol
sehr lustiges Arschloch
You ass!!!

[E20]

Alright, will someone tell hitler to cut it out?
Learn some english buddy.
Not everyone is fluent in German you know. :rolleyes
How the hell can he read this shit anyway?
Google translate it. :lol

Dirk hat eine kleine Penis. Ich habe eine grosse Penis. Dirk saugt und ist eine Vagina.

[Slinkyman]

He's really saying that America has ruined Dirk. He's gone from a wholesome young lad to an unsavory individual posing for pics drunk and what not.

makes since, young people don't drink of in germany at all.

oh wait isn't the legal age like 15? :lol

[Streakyshooter08]

"Stahlkugeln" is not german. The sentences seem to be translated in some kind of translation programm, so please don't think he really comes from Germany...

jman3000: Reallly? Have you ever met somebody from Germany?

[FUCKMARKCUBAN]

probably germany's super man

he cant be because hasselhoff is.

[jman3000]

"Stahlkugeln" is not german. The sentences seem to be translated in some kind of translation programm, so please don't think he really comes from Germany...

jman3000: Reallly? Have you ever met somebody from Germany?

If he really was from Germany I would expect him to at least be courteous enough to write in english so that the 99% of us who don't speak fluent German would understand, like yourself. He's probably just some Mav fan troll thinking he's funny.

To what are you refering to?

[FUCKMARKCUBAN]

I don't give a damn, Dirk's wifey is pretty hawt, and he is probably doing her right now to let go of the depression and stress.


she must be on her knees choking just like her hubby did earlier this week.

[Streakyshooter08]

To what are you refering to?

To your: "Germans are some kinky mother fuckers." I just wanted to say that not all Germans are idiots. Thats why I asked if you already met somebody from "here".

That's all.

[jman3000]

To your: "Germans are some kinky mother fuckers." I just wanted to say that not all Germans are idiots. Thats why I asked if you already met somebody from "here".

That's all.
kinky by no way means "idiots" ... over here it means somebody who likes to do stuff during sex that may not be normal. Trainwreck asked why he asked him to lick his asshole, and I responded that theyre some kinky mother fuckers.

[Streakyshooter08]

kinky by no way means "idiots" ... over here it means somebody who likes to do stuff during sex that may not be normal. Trainwreck asked why he asked him to lick his asshole, and I responded that theyre some kinky mother fuckers.

Alright, my bad. No problem here. I just though some users might think that "stahlkugeln" might really be from Germany and now think that all Germans are strange. :spin

Have a nice weekend.

[jman3000]

Allright, my bad. No problem here. I just though some users might think that "stahlkugeln" might really be from Germany and now think that all Germans are strange. :spin

Have a nice weekend.

you too :tu

auf wiederzieng... or whatever.

[samikeyp]

Das ist Leben in der grossen Stadt.

[LEONARD]

Dirk shaved his head and goat off yesterday...

[DallasFan]

I like this guy because he reminds me of these guys everytime he types something:

http://www.kyle.cn/blog/dieter.jpg

LMAO

[Extra Stout]

Stahlkugeln = SPARKY = violentkitten = Marcus Bryant

[polandprzem]

No to widze ze Niemcy zaczynaja rzadzic na tym forum :rolleyes

Nie mozna na to pozwolic. Niemiec to nic dobrego I can tell you that.

[angel_luv]

Dieser Faden ist unbedingt lächerlich. Aber andererseits, deshalb bin ich für Lesen und lachend über es.

Frieden aus Deutschland. Dank für den Schokoladenkuchen. Heidelburg regiert!

[polandprzem]

Dieser Faden ist unbedingt lächerlich. Aber andererseits, deshalb bin ich für Lesen und lachend über es.

Frieden aus Deutschland. Dank für den Schokoladenkuchen. Heidelburg regiert!


No angel, I was not asking for a sex, but if you.....








:angel

[angel_luv]

:nope Sie ist Herr kein Herr!

[polandprzem]

:nope Sie ist Herr kein Herr!

No just me and you angel, you know I don't like triangles.....

[angel_luv]

Oder Quadrate! :rolleyes

[polandprzem]

Oder Quadrate! :rolleyes

It depends of your friends. You know I might accept that Quadrate but I must see pick of those 2 other girls you know. :)

So when and where?

[kalikot_boy_kr]

looks like a horse!!!

[angel_luv]

Poland: Nur wenn :flypig Und sogar dann nur in Ihren Träumen.

[polandprzem]

:depressed

[Obstructed_View]

http://home.xnet.com/~madman/bigl/nihilist-fight.jpg

[Hook Dem]

Dirk shaved his head and goat off yesterday...
No longer needed for flopping this season! :lol

[Texas_Ranger]

Ich scprehe nicht deutch, ich farstande dich nicht.

[Hook Dem]

_irk & _allas belong together! :lol

[angel_luv]

Ich scprehe nicht deutch, ich farstande dich nicht.


Need a translator? :)

[Texas_Ranger]

Need a translator? :)


Ja.
:spin

[angel_luv]

Ja.
:spin


http://ets.freetranslation.com/

You are now as smart as me. :lol

[Texas_Ranger]

http://ets.freetranslation.com/

You are now as smart as me. :lol

Dankeschon.

[RandomGuy]

KMFDM is doin' it again... (http://www.kmfdm.net/)

Was gibt's neues?

[Stahlkugeln]

Kein Mehrheit Für Die Mitleid!

[strangeweather]

Dirk shaved his head and goat off yesterday...
He shaved his head off? :wow

[strangeweather]

Funny thread.

I have a Firefox plugin that lets me select text and right click on it to give me a Google translation. It did pretty well until it got to a post of Angel's:


Aber andererseits, deshalb bin ich für Lesen und lachend über es.

Frieden aus Deutschland. Dank für den Schokoladenkuchen. Heidelburg regiert!
"But on the other hand, therefore I am laughing for vintages and at it.

"Peace from Germany. Owing to from the chocolate cake. Heidelburg governs!"

:)

[mardigan]

Fuck you! What did Han Solo ever do to you?

Nick Nolte almost got the part for Hans, just a little fact.

[Biolecter]

just to make that clear, in case anyone is wondering. that Dallas troll Stahlkugeln, is not a native German speaker. I don't know wheter he is using a translation program, or actually speaks German, but it's obvious that he is not a native speaker.

[angel_luv]

Funny thread.

I have a Firefox plugin that lets me select text and right click on it to give me a Google translation. It did pretty well until it got to a post of Angel's:


"But on the other hand, therefore I am laughing for vintages and at it.

"Peace from Germany. Owing to from the chocolate cake. Heidelburg governs!"

:)

:)

This thread is ridiculous but then again so am I for laughing at it.

Peace out Germany. Thanks for the chocolate cake. Heidelburg rules!

[awmyplace]

Lol