Who Would Win In a Fight....

[Murphy]

Paul Teutul Sr from "American Chopper"
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/62/Paulsr.jpg
OR
Duane "Dog" Chapman from "Dog the Bounty Hunter"
http://the.honoluluadvertiser.com/dailypix/2005/Feb/16/il12a3_b.jpg
Both have a criminal and jail past, so they know their stuff. So who would you bet on?

[TheSanityAnnex]

I'd have to go with "Dog". I think Paul Sr. is all talk. Plus, people call him "Pauly", and that is a pretty puss nickname compared to "dog".

[Sense]

They're both soft.....

[pussyface]

little known fact... the dog is only like 5'7''.

ill still take him though.
the lord is on his side and he has a certain chuck norris factor to compensate for being tiny.

[King]

little known fact... the dog is only like 5'7''.

ill still take him though.
the lord is on his side and he has a certain chuck norris factor to compensate for being tiny.

No he's not, he's about 6'. I met him at the Hilton Hawaiian Village last August and took a picture with him. He's a bit taller than I am, and I'm 5'11.

[sa_butta]

little known fact... the dog is only like 5'7''.

ill still take him though.
the lord is on his side and he has a certain chuck norris factor to compensate for being tiny.Chuck Norris factor?? You mean the beard, how is that going to help in a fight. Im going with Sr. I like underDOGs

[ShoogarBear]

How does the mullet factor into all of this?

[TxJudsonRocketTx]

How does the mullet factor into all of this?

It is a widely known fact in most U.S trailer parks that the mullet grants many powers. It also leaves the door open for tons of Joe Dirt jokes

[ShoogarBear]

True, but in a fight I think a mullet would be a distinct disadvantage.

[pussyface]

the dog is 5'7'' but wears boots with big heels to compensate.
i heard him say it an a and e.
what was he like when you met him though?
he is a unique American charachter and reality tv gold ala hulk hogan and jonathan antin.

[pussyface]

for all the doubters:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1738062/board/nest/19902266

5'7'' in stature, 7' in attitude

[King]

the dog is 5'7'' but wears boots with big heels to compensate.
i heard him say it an a and e.
what was he like when you met him though?
he is a unique American charachter and reality tv gold ala hulk hogan and jonathan antin.


Good point - may well have been his boots. Very nice guy. Just walking through the hotel, my sis-in-law wanted a picture of him, and he said 'definitely, as long as somebody's in it with me.' I said I would.

[ALVAREZ6]

Dog the Bounty Hunter

[Marklar MM]

Biker Boy

[Sportcamper]

Paul Teutul (http://www.americancarfans.com/news/2050520.002/2050520.002.1M.jpg) is an iron worker by trade who later used his skills to create custom motorcycles...He is the real deal, not a TV personality...I don’t think “DOG” could even take the chubby Teutul son (far right) (http://www.flowcorp.com/uploadedImages/Company/News_Room/Whats_New/OCC-Shop.jpg) who is always cracking jokes.... :lol

[jman3000]

Dog may have an awesome mullet... but Teutul has an awesome 'stache. I'd say they're even in the "distracting hair" category.

Paul wins though... Dog needs his naggy wife.

[Taco]

Sr. :nutkick:


Dog is nothing without Beth and her big boobs or his mace :lol

[Murphy]

how bout these two, who would win??
Michael Jackson
http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/world/2006-05/26/xin_0805032610568391240216.jpg
Or
Prince
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/02/One-nite-alone-live-box.jpg

[Taco]

Prince would win glove down!!!!

[ShoogarBear]

Michael's a lover, not a fighter.

[DarkReign]

Prince.

Purely based on his bbal skills. MJ rapes children.

Is this even a contest?

[CuckingFunt]

Prince would kick Michael Jackson in the head with his high heeled boot just once and the fight would be over. No contest.

[DirkAB]

Dog and Jackson would both get their asses kicked, no doubt.

[atxrocker]

i would put my money on dog and prince

[DirkAB]

http://w-create.com/~bisqwit/nesvideos/mikejackson.png
I beat that game! What a blast from the past that is.:monkey (bubbles)

[CuckingFunt]

I'm not officially changing my answer on the Prince vs. Jacko beat down, but I forgot to ask... Does Michael have his Jesus Juice?

That might change things.