its "lose"....NOT "loose"

[SoCalSpursFan]

my god...

the mavs LOSE to the heat
cuban has LOOSE screws in his head

lose is not loose.

loose is not lose.

people...please, please stop making this mistake.

thanks.

[katyon6th]

it's "it's" ... NOT its.

Just so you know.

Oh, and thank you.

[Kori Ellis]

:lmao @ Katy

[NASpurs]

:lmao owned

SoCalSpursFan is such a looser

[jman3000]

almost automatic that a grammar cop makes a grammatical error in their post.

[Marklar MM]

roflcoptor

[SpursWoman]

it's "it's" ... NOT its.

Just so you know.

Oh, and thank you.

I opened this thread to say exactly that. :lol :lol

[spurs=bling]

it's "it's" ... NOT its.

Just so you know.

Oh, and thank you.
:lmao

[Marklar MM]

:lmao owned

SoCalSpursFan is such a looser


"A looser is a loser who can't spell "loser"." Courtesy of Urbandictionary.com

[SoCalSpursFan]

I won't edit it, but you will have to agree with me when I say grammar and spelling are two completely different things, and when it comes to online discussion and chat, grammar is usually thrown out the window.

[Sportcamper]

Take a colige course in Basic English Grammar....

[SoCalSpursFan]

it's "it's" ... NOT its.

Just so you know.

Oh, and thank you.


omg wtf! she didn't capitalize the I in her first sentence, how bout I make a big deal of it! omg!

[SoCalSpursFan]

almost automatic that a grammar cop makes a grammatical error in their post.

grammar and spelling are different, but that's almost automatic.

[Mixability]

omg wtf! she didn't capitalize the I in her first sentence, how bout I make a big deal of it! omg!

it's about, not bout.

You're not Master P.

[Kori Ellis]

omg wtf! she didn't capitalize the I in her first sentence, how bout I make a big deal of it! omg!

Can't you just admit it was funny instead of reacting like an ass?

You called out someone for misspelling lose while misspelling it's.

You are right though -- Loose/lose is a common error on this board for some reason. Gaurd/guard and wierd/weird are common (and annoying) as well.

[Marklar MM]

I still don't know how to properly use "to" and "too".

[SpursWoman]

omg wtf! she didn't capitalize the I in her first sentence, how bout I make a big deal of it! omg!


:lmao @ you being embarrassed

[Kori Ellis]

I still don't know how to properly use "to" and "too".

too = also

[Marklar MM]

too = also

I will still never learn them. I always do them backwards. :(

[DirkAB]

I will still never learn them. I always do them backwards. :(


Are you retarded or something?

[katyon6th]

omg wtf! she didn't capitalize the I in her first sentence, how bout I make a big deal of it! omg!

I certainly apologize for that, I was trying to follow your poor sentence structure.

[SpursWoman]

I will still never learn them. I always do them backwards. :(


If you can replace "too" in a sentence with "also" and it still makes sense/means the same thing...the "too" is correct. If replacing it with "also" distorts the meaning, it's probably "to". Or "two"? :lol

[DirkAB]

omg wtf! she didn't capitalize the I in her first sentence, how bout I make a big deal of it! omg!


Don't be so butt hurt.

[Kori Ellis]

my god...

the mavs LOSE to the heat
cuban has LOOSE screws in his head

lose is not loose.

loose is not lose.

people...please, please stop making this mistake.

thanks.


My God ...

The Mavs LOSE to the Heat.
Cuban has LOOSE screws in his head.

Lose is not loose.

Loose is not lose.

People ... please, please stop making this mistake.

Thanks.

[NASpurs]

"Hey I went to the store today!"

"WTF I went there too!"

"I bought two bottles of Coke!"

"OMGWTF me too!"

[jman3000]

too = also

It can also mean

too much of something.

[DirkAB]

"Hey I went to the store today!"

"WTF I went there too!"

"I bought two bottles of Coke!"

"OMGWTF me too!"
:lmao

[SoCalSpursFan]

My God ...

The Mavs LOSE to the Heat.
Cuban has LOOSE screws in his head.

Lose is not loose.

Loose is not lose.

People ... please, please stop making this mistake.

Thanks.


:rolleyes

[Marklar MM]

I should just learn Japanese and abandon the English language.

[DirkAB]

:rolleyes

The ironic thing is that everybody is really rolling their eyes at you.

[NASpurs]

I should just learn Japanese and abandon the English language.You'll have to learn how to end your sentences with verbs and using the word "ka" to asks questions. Kind of annoying.

[SoCalSpursFan]

The ironic thing is that everybody is really rolling their eyes at you.

:rolleyes

[Kori Ellis]

:rolleyes

I'm just trying to get you to laugh at yourself.

If you can't, then oh well. :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes

[MrChug]

Take a colige course in Basic English Grammar....

Is this one supposed to be a joke? I hope so, but it wouldn't be funny...sad actually.

I've just become accustomed to the fact that very young people as a whole (23 and under I guess) can't spell. Really. It's sad. Oh well, I suppose the children are our future :smchode:

[SpursWoman]

Yes, he was joking. :lol

[SoCalSpursFan]

I'm just trying to get you to laugh at yourself.

If you can't, then oh well. :rolleyes :rolleyes :rolleyes

Yes but you already made me look stupid once and as the all powerful mod you only get to do that once.

[DirkAB]

:rolleyes


How about this one?

Spell check warriors are losers, it's a fact.

I used loser and it's correctly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ShoogarBear]

Woman, thou art losed.

[SoCalSpursFan]

Is this one supposed to be a joke? I hope so, but it wouldn't be funny...sad actually.

I've just become accustomed to the fact that very young people as a whole (23 and under I guess) can't spell. Really. It's sad. Oh well, I suppose the children are our future :smchode:

Scripps begs to differ.

[Kori Ellis]

Yes but you already made me look stupid once and as the all powerful mod you only get to do that once.

It's not me who is making you look stupid. :angel :lol

[katyon6th]

How about this one?

Spell check warriors are losers, it's a fact.

I used loser and it's correctly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lmao

[ShoogarBear]

My God ...

The Mavs LOSE to the Heat.
Cuban has LOOSE screws in his head.

Lose is not loose.

Loose is not lose.

People ... please, please stop making this mistake.

Thanks.

My God . . .

The Mavs lose to the Heat.
Cuban has loose screws in his head.

Lose is not loose.

Loose is not lose.

People . . . please, please stop making this mistake.

Thanks.

(Capitalization is not for emphasis, italtics are.) :smokin

[SpursWoman]

I love irony.


:lol

[MrChug]

Scripps begs to differ.

Hahahaa!! Exactly, now if we could only transfer 1/1000th of that knowledge to our youth "as a whole" we'd be alright. Or hell, I'd be fine with the average young person being able to spell 1 out of the 1000 words those kids can spell!!!

[katyon6th]

Proper grammar turns me on.

This thread sucks ass.

[SoCalSpursFan]

It's not me who is making you look stupid. :angel :lol


I'm sure you will believe me when I tell you I predicted you would say that. That being said, you further surpassed your limit of 1.

[Kori Ellis]

My God . . .

The Mavs lose to the Heat.
Cuban has loose screws in his head.

Lose is not loose.

Loose is not lose.

People . . . please, please stop making this mistake.

Thanks.

(Capitalization is not for emphasis, italtics are.) :smokin


According to Oxford University Press and myself, you do not need spaces between the dots in an ellipsis. However, many other literary guides do still commonly suggest the spaces.

[SoCalSpursFan]

Proper grammar turns me on.

This thread sucks ass.

...this coming from the woman who "pwned" me in the first place. Without your wit this thread tops out at 20 replies, max. Way to go.

[Marklar MM]

Proper grammar turns me on.

This thread sucks ass.

If proper grammar turns you on, what does superb grammar use accomplish?

[Kori Ellis]

If proper grammar turns you on, what does superb grammar use accomplish?

Grammargasm?

[ShoogarBear]

I love irony.


:lol

Great, can I bring my shirts over?

[jcrod]

:lol
People who bring out the spell correctly card are losers. Know that I said that, I bet you I'll use it next time. I hope not. My spelling sucks btw.

[MannyIsGod]

Yes but you already made me look stupid once and as the all powerful mod you only get to do that once.Thats ok because you're doing it more than enough. :lmao

[jcrod]

Grammargasm?


:lol

[SoCalSpursFan]

Great, can I bring my shirts over?

:lol

[DirkAB]

...this coming from the woman who "pwned" me in the first place. Without your wit this thread tops out at 20 replies, max. Way to go.


No doubt, she saved your stupid thread from obscurity.

[katyon6th]

Grammargasm?

:lol

Totally.

[MrChug]

No doubt, she saved your stupid thread from obscurity.

Don't worry, he'll be fading back there in a very short while. Give him his spotlight..oops, it passed. Sorry, there chief.

[SoCalSpursFan]

Don't worry, he'll be fading back there in a very short while. Give him his spotlight..oops, it passed. Sorry, there chief.

I would say it passed a long time ago...is that why you are still reading this?

*Ignores comma placement at end of your reply.* :rolleyes

[SoCalSpursFan]

100 most commonly misspelled words... (http://yourdictionary.com/library/misspelled.html)

...and after all this, "lose" doesn't even make the list.

[SpursWoman]

Great, can I bring my shirts over?


Only if you don't mind big burn holes in them. I don't excel at that type of irony.

[MannyIsGod]

You know what is extending this thread? Your cry baby antics. You can't just accept that you tried to bitch about something as if you were above it and got caught up in a very simillar circumstance.

You're better off just shutting up, becaue everytime you type out another post you just end up saying something a little dumber than the last time.

[katyon6th]

If it was up to me, SoCalSpursFan would be in the spotlight for at least another 82 mins.

[DirkAB]

is that why you are still reading this?


It's like a fucking trainwreck, you can't help but watch.

[SoCalSpursFan]

You know what is extending this thread? Your cry baby antics. You can't just accept that you tried to bitch about something as if you were above it and got caught up in a very simillar circumstance.

You're better off just shutting up, becaue everytime you type out another post you just end up saying something a little dumber than the last time.


I know, how inconsiderate of me.

I'll stop.

[SoCalSpursFan]

It's like a fucking trainwreck, you can't help but watch.

How many train wrecks have you had the chance to see?

...besides this one of course.

[ShoogarBear]

This thread would have been dead a long time ago if "Oh, Shit!" didn't suck so much.

[DirkAB]

I know, how inconsiderate of me.

I'll stop.


Spell check warriors suck ass, through a straw.

[katyon6th]

Who is this BAkriD character?

He keeps making me laugh out loud.

[DirkAB]

How many train wrecks have you had the chance to see?

...besides this one of course.

You're so clever! Losers can't use its or it's correctly!!!!!!!! How's that?

[SoCalSpursFan]

Spell check warriors suck ass, through a straw.

I take it you disable the spell check on Microsoft Word?

[katyon6th]

This thread would have been dead a long time ago if "Oh, Shit!" didn't suck so much.


Goddamn, that thread really does suck. I may refuse to post in it ever again. I just don't know, though.

[DirkAB]

I take it you disable the spell check on Microsoft Word?

No, I don't. I am however, about to disable you, but using the ignore feature.

[SoCalSpursFan]

No, I don't. I am however, about to disable you, but using the ignore feature.

:rolleyes

[MannyIsGod]

I know, how inconsiderate of me.

I'll stop.You can rag on my spelling all you want bud. There's never been a 2 page thread devoted to my spelling. Keep commenting in here. You're the one getting owned left and right, not me.

Have a nice day!

[ALVAREZ6]

:lmao @ socalspursfan getting her panties twisted after getting owned

[SoCalSpursFan]

You can rag on my spelling all you want bud. There's never been a 2 page thread devoted to my spelling. Keep commenting in here. You're the one getting owned left and right, not me.

Have a nice day!

I will stay away from you, because with 17,000+ posts, obviously you will spend a lot of time here typing well thought out responses.

[Spurminator]

http://www.sweet-lous.com/pics/sweet-lou_logo_yellow.gif

[DirkAB]

I will stay away from you, because with 17,000+ posts, obviously you will spend a lot of time here typing well thought out responses.


As in well thought out like you being a spell check warrior and mispelling a common word? Or well thought out like just responding with the rolling of the eyes?

[SoCalSpursFan]

As in well thought out like you being a spell check warrior and mispelling a common word? Or well thought out like just responding with the rolling of the eyes?

MISSPELLING

You forgot the S.

I'm done.

I've just been defending myself against pointless flamers such as yourself, but I now find myself on your level.

My apologies.

[DirkAB]

MISSPELLING

You forgot the S.

I'm done.

I've just been defending myself against pointless flamers such as yourself, but I now find myself on your level.

My apologies.

Mr. Spell check warrior, would you like another serving of ass and a straw?

[ALVAREZ6]

pointless flamer

are you refering to yourself?

[FromWayDowntown]

Why are we banging on "lose" and "loose," when "they're," "their," and "there" are being so heinously abused on this board?

Honestly, who's willing to step up and protect the triple homonym?

[ShoogarBear]

Honestly, who's willing to step up and protect the triple homonym?

Hey, none of that libbral gay rights stuff around here!

[katyon6th]

Why are we banging on "lose" and "loose," when "they're," "their," and "there" are being so heinously abused on this board?

Honestly, who's willing to step up and protect the triple homonym?

I think it's pretty sexy you know what a homonym is.

[MannyIsGod]

I wonder what Katy's bedroom talk consists of?

[ShoogarBear]

"Bruise me, baby!"

[katyon6th]

"Bruise me, baby!"

:lmao

Damn you, Shoog.

[SpursWoman]

I wonder what Katy's bedroom talk consists of?


"Onomatopoeia me, baby!"

:smokin

[ShoogarBear]

"Onomatopoeia me, baby!"

:smokin

I thought that was ashbeeigh.

[SpursWoman]

I must have missed that conversation. If that's the case, my deepest, most sincere apologies to Katy. :fro

[MannyIsGod]

:lmao

[ShoogarBear]

In keeping with the theme, Katy's would be something like "Fuckit! Phukit! Foggit!"

[FromWayDowntown]

"Onomatopoeia me, baby!"

:smokin

"Bang," I assume.

:eyebrows

[SpursWoman]

I just did a search of that word and the shit thread comes up. I swear I just pulled that out of the dark recesses of my brain. Who the fuck says onomatopoeia?


Anyway ... whatever makes her purrrrrr would be good. Possibly an enthusiastic bang ... with a lot of moaning involved. :tu

[maxpower]

It's not me who is making you look stupid. :angel :lol
truer words have not been typed.

[jman3000]

I just did a search of that word and the shit thread comes up. I swear I just pulled that out of the dark recesses of my brain. Who the fuck says onomatopoeia?


Anyway ... whatever makes her purrrrrr would be good. Possibly an enthusiastic bang ... with a lot of moaning involved. :tu

lmao ... i told 2120 i hate people who use onomatopeia's

:lol

[maxpower]

100 most commonly misspelled words... (http://yourdictionary.com/library/misspelled.html)

...and after all this, "lose" doesn't even make the list.

..because it's grammar..

it's used incorrectly not misspelled.

[ashbeeigh]

I just did a search of that word and the shit thread comes up. I swear I just pulled that out of the dark recesses of my brain. Who the fuck says onomatopoeia?


Onomatopoeia would have been to hard for me to even try to mispell ... so it wasn't me, it was SB.

[George W Bush]

They just misunderestimated him.

[katyon6th]

What the FUCK is going on in here?

Why are y'all discussing my bedroom talk? Damnit.

[kris]

I'm on Spursfansocal's side just because nobody else is. I don't care how people spell, but he had a cause and unfortunately feel victim to a relaxed punctuation structure while pointing out a much more negligable flaw.

The internet forum's trademark is that it usually turns into a joust between who can top who. Southerncal was merely trying to make a PSA and you jackals turned on him.

For shame.

[ShoogarBear]

What the FUCK is going on in here?

Why are y'all discussing my bedroom talk? Damnit.Because we've finally worked out the technical difficulties with the hidden mics.

[ShoogarBear]

I'm on Spursfansocal's side just because nobody else is. I don't care how people spell, but he had a cause and unfortunately feel victim to a relaxed punctuation structure while pointing out a much more negligable flaw.
Um, you mean "negligent", don't you?

:lol Sorry, couldn't resist.

[TheSanityAnnex]

I still don't know how to properly use "to" and "too".
A tip I learned back in school was this...............


If you can insert the word "tuh", like I'm going "tuh" the store, use "to".

When you can't use it, like this......that is "tuh" much. Use "too".

[kris]

Um, you mean "negligent", don't you?

:lol Sorry, couldn't resist.


Uhm, no I didn't.

[ShoogarBear]

Well, then I would disagree that lose/loose mistakes are "more negligible", than its/it's, which is often no more than a simple typo.

[kris]

Well, then I would disagree that lose/loose mistakes are "more negligible", than its/it's, which is often no more than a simple typo.

Alright, I got to admit something to you. I was just talking just to talk. I really don't even know what you just meant. I like playing a video game I like to call Devil's advocate. 'Twas a joke.

[polandprzem]

WTF :wtf WTF

How can I learn English when this board is full with misspells. :pctoss


And it's OWNED not PWND

[ShoogarBear]

Alright, I got to admit something to you. I was just talking just to talk. I really don't even know what you just meant. I like playing a video game I like to call Devil's advocate. 'Twas a joke.

:lol

What I meant (obviously not clearly) was that a lose/loose mistake 99% of the time is becuase the person truly doesn't know the correct spelling, where I'd wager the majority (or at least a huge fraction) of it's/its mistakes are typos.

[ShoogarBear]

WTF :wtf WTF

How can I learn English when this board is full with misspells. :pctoss

Actually that would be "misspellings". "Misspells" is a verb. :)

And you already know better English than a lot of people on this board.


And it's OWNED not PWND

Frankly, I'm amazed at how well a lot of non-native speakers can negotiate the huge amount of idiomatic expressions and slang on an Internet board.

[1Parker1]

A tip I learned back in school was this...............


If you can insert the word "tuh", like I'm going "tuh" the store, use "to".

When you can't use it, like this......that is "tuh" much. Use "too".


:lmao :lmao :lmao What ghetto ass school did you go to??????

[polandprzem]

Actually that would be "misspellings". "Misspells" is a verb. :)

And you already know better English than a lot of people on this board.

:pctoss




Frankly, I'm amazed at how well a lot of non-native speakers can negotiate the huge amount of idiomatic expressions and slang on an Internet board.

Yup. This is frickin global thing.
In other countries like poland we add some polish endings and some fantstic words are being invented. I like it and I do it many times. But I do not like the "showoff kind of guys" who thinks they are pimps or something like that (hehe) speaking with an "American Slang" (Gangsta style - sheesh)


Btw. I wish that many of you here could caught my attention to the mistakes and misspellings I'm doing.

For excample when I've done the loose - lose mistake (on chat) , somebody told me (well was angry) that it was a mistake. I was wtf? I've checked and now no loose thing. :smokin

[ShoogarBear]

See, like "Yup" and "Frickin'". My foreign language skills are so distant (and so weak when I had them) I can't ever imagine being good enough to know appropriate colloquial phrases in French or Spanish.

You should teach us some of those Polish gansta words here. I am pretty good with foreign curse words, for some reason. :smokin

[1Parker1]

I am pretty good with foreign curse words, for some reason. :smokin

Probably because they've been used on you so often, you picked it up...:angel

[Old School Chic]

See, like "Yup" and "Frickin'". My foreign language skills are so distant (and so weak when I had them) I can't ever imagine being good enough to know appropriate colloquial phrases in French or Spanish.

You should teach us some of those Polish gansta words here. I am pretty good with foreign curse words, for some reason. :smokin

Pinche Oso de Azucar :lol

[ShoogarBear]

Probably because they've been used on you so often, you picked it up...:angel

Sometimes that's not all I'm able to pick up . . . :eyebrows

[Extra Stout]

I wonder what Katy's bedroom talk consists of?
There's a rumor that if you say "synecdoche," she goes wild.

[polandprzem]

Soogar - You would have to hear how to speak them. I can't teach you through the internet (net).

Most of the polish words are realy hard to speak for (to?) forigners. So looking like you guys try to learn some polish. Hilarious

[Old School Chic]

Soogar - You would have to hear how to speak them. I can't teach you through the internet (net).

Most of the polish words are realy hard to speak for (to?) forigners. So looking like you guys try to learn some polish. Hilarious


Poland... You said Soogar :lol

[Extra Stout]

So let's see if I got it straight, if I loose some weight, my pants will feel lose?

[Old School Chic]

So let's see if I got it straight, if I loose some weight, my pants will feel lose?


:lol

[1Parker1]

Soogar - You would have to hear how to speak them. I can't teach you through the internet (net).


Sometimes that's not all I'm able to pick up . . . :eyebrows

Well, maybe you can call "Soogar" or visit him and then you can teach him? :lmao

[polandprzem]

hehe

You got me

:lmao


Love it.

Sometimes I missing a letter, sometimes I add some letters. That's my mistapeing :)

I can teach soogar :lol

[katyon6th]

There's a rumor that if you say "synecdoche," she goes wild.

You are the forum's ears, clearly.

So dreamy.

[Extra Stout]

You are the forum's ears, clearly.

So dreamy.
I should post a picture.

[polandprzem]

Did I realy posted Soogar?


:lol :lol :lol

[katyon6th]

I should post a picture.

I'd rather you just PM me. :spin

[Extra Stout]

Here I am at work:

http://www.lapierrefamily.org/images/geek.jpg

[ShoogarBear]

Is that an HP 200LX?

[katyon6th]

I just don't know about you anymore, ES.

I just don't know.

[Extra Stout]

I just don't know about you anymore, ES.

I just don't know.
I think I look pretty good since the gastric bypass.

(That pic is after.)

[katyon6th]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh dear.

[Extra Stout]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh dear.
There was a show about me on the Discovery Health Channel. I'm doing much better now. They're going to auction off my hoist on ebay.

[katyon6th]

How much are you hoping it will go for?

[Extra Stout]

How much are you hoping it will go for?
How much does three ounces of ice cream cost?

[katyon6th]

You shouldn't be eating that much ice cream in your condition, ES.

[Extra Stout]

You shouldn't be eating that much ice cream in your condition, ES.
OK, thanks, Mom.

[CubanMustGo]

Love the early 80's vintage cellphone :lol

[Extra Stout]

There actually is a pic of me somewhere in this forum...

[katyon6th]

I don't use the search feature.

[Extra Stout]

Love the early 80's vintage cellphone :lol
I have a newer one, but it got lost in one of my fat rolls and I haven't found it yet.

[SpursWoman]

There was a show about me on the Discovery Health Channel. I'm doing much better now. They're going to auction off my hoist on ebay.

The 1/2 Ton Man? :wow

[Nesterofish]

There actually is a pic of me somewhere in this forum...
Nobody gives a shit what you look like, you narcissitc ass.

[Sportcamper]

Since this thread is up to 6 pages...Seriously how did “owned” become PWND?

And S.W....I am JUST AS SEXY as 1/2 ton man! :smokin

[ShoogarBear]

When I want to know what the consensus opinion is, this is exactly who I want to hear from.

[jman3000]

Since this thread is up to 6 pages...Seriously how did “owned” become PWND?



because o is right next to p on the keyboard. when computer geeks would play video games online and they would kick someones ass, they would say "owned" if they typed too fast it might come out as "pwned".

[Extra Stout]

And S.W....I am JUST AS SEXY as 1/2 ton man! :smokin
Your grammar is not as good as mine is.

[ShoogarBear]

I figured with a SN like Extra Stout you'd look more like this:

http://www.br-online.de/kultur-szene/thema/herr_der_ringe/galerie3/img/bild13.jpg

[katyon6th]

Is that GIMLI!?!

[SpursWoman]

And S.W....I am JUST AS SEXY as 1/2 ton man! :smokin


Yeah, but do your bodily fluids seep out of your over-stretched skin?


Because that's hottt.

[Sportcamper]

Why thank-you very much for that answer jman3000...I never knew that....

http://www.tiscali.co.uk/entertainment/images/mike_myers150.jpg

[Sportcamper]

SW....I have no response to that....
:lol :rollin :lol

[ShoogarBear]

Is that GIMLI!?!

No, it's Colin Farrell

[Extra Stout]

I figured with a SN like Extra Stout you'd look more like this:

http://www.br-online.de/kultur-szene/thema/herr_der_ringe/galerie3/img/bild13.jpg
I tried the whole facial thing in college. I can't do it now because 1) work prohibits it, and 2) the spouse would drug me to sleep and shave it off anyway.

[katyon6th]

No, it's Colin Farrell

Being a smartass isn't very becoming.

[SpursWoman]

I tried the whole facial thing in college.


That's okay. Everyone experiments in college. :)

[ShoogarBear]

Being a smartass isn't very becoming.

Oh yes it is, and you know it.

[ShoogarBear]

That's okay. Everyone experiments in college. :)

:lmao :lmao :lmao

[jman3000]

That's okay. Everyone experiments in college. :)

you tried to grow facial hair in college too?

[katyon6th]

I didn't experiment with facial hair in college.

What gives?

[ShoogarBear]

Who said anything about hair?

[ShoogarBear]

Uh, I mean, yeah, what gives, SW? We don't get it.

[katyon6th]

Damnit, I get it, Shoog.

:lmao

[SoCalSpursFan]

:lol

[katyon6th]

In that case, I have experimented.

[ShoogarBear]

Damnit, I get it, Shoog.

:lmao

You do? Will you please explain it to the rest of us? :huh :huh :huh

[Extra Stout]

I understand not. Thou, fellow posters, perchance might be engaging in untoward innuendo. Verily, such unseemly cogitations flieth askance from my mind. Couldst thou provide me succor unto apperception?

[Nesterofish]

God ES you are such a pompous jerkoff.

[SpursWoman]

I understand not. Thou, fellow posters, perchance might be engaging in untoward innuendo. Verily, such unseemly cogitations flieth askance from my mind. Couldst thou provide me succor unto apperception?


I tried the whole facial thing in college




Taken at face value, not using any of the context clues, it would appear that you delved into getting your face covered with jizz when you were in college. Not that there is anything wrong with that. :spin

[jman3000]

always funny to see the word "jizz" thrown into a well put together sentence.

[ShoogarBear]

Throwing jizz is funny?

[ShoogarBear]

Taken at face value

[jman3000]

Throwing jizz is funny?


if by "well put together sentence" I meant a rag or something.

[FromWayDowntown]

"Taken at face value" is a wonderful phrasing choice here.

On a somewhat related note, it is now obvious to me that my college girlfriend did not go to school with SW, Katy, or Extra Stout.

:depressed

[ShoogarBear]

No matter the subject, FWD makes it seem like a lofty topic worthy of our intellectual discourse.

[SpursWoman]

And even then, some of us just can't let go of our college years. :angel

[NASpurs]

:lmao I knew SW would say something like that. I was just waiting for it.

[ShoogarBear]

Hence, the wonderfully youthful complexion.

[SpursWoman]

I guess my hiatus from being publicly obscene hasn't been nearly long enough, seeing as how I'm still so predictable. :depressed

[katyon6th]

Shoog knows that cum is good for one's complexion.

How fantastic.

[FromWayDowntown]

And even then, some of us just can't let go of our college years. :angel

Apparently those college trends become difficult to break. Mine seems to be finding girlfriends whose sensibilities are somewhat more conservative than someone like you or Extra Stout.

:depressed

This talk is making me loose my mind.

[ShoogarBear]

(Uh, somebody plan to say something to FWD about Stout?)

Hint: think Gimli.

[ShoogarBear]

Shoog knows that cum is good for one's complexion.

How fantastic.

I like to think of myself as a life-sized Jergens dispenser.

[SpursWoman]

Hence, the wonderfully youthful complexion.

:makeout :smokin

[ShoogarBear]

^ew, I apologize for that one.

[SpursWoman]

http://www.boomspeed.com/sweetc/ywhistle.gif

[katyon6th]

I like to think of myself as a life-sized Jergens dispenser.

Oh dear. :lmao

[SpursWoman]

I like to think of myself as a life-sized Jergens dispenser.


If you can turn yourself into an Estee Lauder's Perfectionist dispenser, I'd fly you down here myself.

[katyon6th]

You'd have to share him, SW.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Umm, I see you guys are having loads of fun in here...

[SpursWoman]

You'd have to share him, SW.


With as much as that stuff costs, we could rent him out to pay for the Viagra. :lol

[katyon6th]

"loads" ...

ahahahhaahahahhahahhahhahaha!!

[ShoogarBear]

I have been severly outmaneuvered here.

[ShoogarBear]

On the other hand, I now have a great idea for the next Halloween party I'm invited to.

[Extra Stout]

Taken at face value, not using any of the context clues, it would appear that you delved into getting your face covered with jizz when you were in college. Not that there is anything wrong with that. :spin
Alternately, one could read it to say that I covered the faces of people of the opposite sex.

Which would be less gay.

Though not any more true.

[SpursWoman]

Alternately, one could read it to say that I covered the faces of people of the opposite sex.

Which would be less gay.

Though not any more true.

I know, but I'm perverted and twisted and the other way kinda made me feel all funny inside.

[Extra Stout]

Apparently those college trends become difficult to break. Mine seems to be finding girlfriends whose sensibilities are somewhat more conservative than someone like you or Extra Stout.

:depressed

This talk is making me loose my mind.
So if FWD thinks I am a woman, given that katy finds me o so dreamy, does this mean that FWD assumes katy to be playing for the other team?

[Extra Stout]

I know, but I'm perverted and twisted and the other way kinda made me feel all funny inside.
It also could have meant that I went through a metro stage where I tried out health spas.

So many other options.

Such a dirty mind. User must be well pleased.

[Nesterofish]

You people are disgusting. ES is such a hypocrite, playing all "hey look at me I'm a smart Christian" over in political forum and then talking about getting bukkaked here.

katy and ES apparently are budding lesbian lovers or something. Makes sense since she is good at softball.

SW acts all turned on thinking around some girl getting bukkaked. Are all of you muff divers?

FWD acts all smart and responsible yet dreams of a girl to swallow his load.

All you people are sick and wrong.

[Extra Stout]

You people are disgusting. ES is such a hypocrite, playing all "hey look at me I'm a smart Christian" over in political forum and then talking about getting bukkaked here.

katy and ES apparently are budding lesbian lovers or something. Makes sense since she is good at softball.

SW acts all turned on thinking around some girl getting bukkaked. Are all of you muff divers?

FWD acts all smart and responsible yet dreams of a girl to swallow his load.

All you people are sick and wrong.
:lmao

Yes, I am a formerly 1000-pound extremely kinky woman. You've got me down to a T.

[SpursWoman]

SW acts all turned on thinking around some girl getting bukkaked. Are all of you muff divers?


Extra Stout is a man. :lol

[SpursWoman]

:lmao

Yes, I am a formerly 1000-pound extremely kinky woman. You've got me down to a T.


Wanna date? I'll dive. :eyebrows


:lmao :lmao

[Nesterofish]

Extra Stout is a man. :lol
What, is he in gay porn or something? Christian gay porn?

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

I am proud to be sick and wrong. Better than the alternative: preachy and judgemental.

[Extra Stout]

What, is he in gay porn or something? Christian gay porn?
:lmao :lmao :lmao

[Extra Stout]

Wanna date? I'll dive. :eyebrows


:lmao :lmao
OK, but you'll need to bring help to roll me over. Group date!

[polandprzem]

You completly lost a track of this thread....
















Btw. I'm in. Singn me to this group date

[SA Gunslinger]

So then what does this title mean?

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000060MWP.01._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_V1056707522_.jpg

[polandprzem]

To me Clint Eastwood was cool

[katyon6th]

katy and ES apparently are budding lesbian lovers or something. Makes sense since she is good at softball.

What the fuck?

I'm not a lesbian but I am good at softball.

[Extra Stout]

Btw. I'm in. Singn me to this group date
Do they have 1000-pound women in Poland?

[pache100]

I have been severly outmaneuvered here.

In the context of this conversation...let me just say...ouch!

[Extra Stout]

On the other hand, I now have a great idea for the next Halloween party I'm invited to.
Rethink that. Women like to keep their hands moisturized. You might be awfully sore by evening's end.

[ShoogarBear]

In the context of this conversation...let me just say...ouch!

I had the "e" in originally but thought it looked funny and was too lazy to look it up. This is a bad thread in which to be lazy.

Besides most of my mental capacity was spent trying to spell "outmaneuvered".

[katyon6th]

You spelling that word correctly was impressive, Shoog.

[FromWayDowntown]

So if FWD thinks I am a woman, given that katy finds me o so dreamy, does this mean that FWD assumes katy to be playing for the other team?

Actually, ES, I never thought you were a woman. Where you see a mistake, I see irony. It was subtle, I'll grant you -- perhaps not even a very good attempt at humor. Given your "facial" statement, though, and the fun that others were having with it, I was trying to play along.

:)

[FromWayDowntown]

FWD acts all smart and responsible yet dreams of a girl to swallow his load.

If I want to loose a load on a willing partner's face, what would be irresponsible about that?

[MrChug]

Nobody gives a shit what you look like, you narcissitc ass.

:depressed Awwww...still bitter that you have to live in Canada sweetie?? Still the most sensitive player in the NBA huh? I'm sure you were crying curled up in a ball on your bed in a puddle of piss when SAS said you don't belong in the NBA huh? :troll

By the way...spellcheck away, I'll give you a hint (it's the 2nd N word in this post :lol)

[polandprzem]

If I want to loose a load on a willing partner's face, what would be irresponsible about that?

Loose a load?

Some kind of idiom?

[FromWayDowntown]

Loose a load?

Some kind of idiom?

An homage to this thread.

[polandprzem]

An homage to this thread.

Then my friend that was a pure genius on your side.

[Spurminator]

An homage to this thread.


http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=44938

[SoCalSpursFan]

this thread never looses its luster

[FromWayDowntown]

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=44938

I'm such a looser.

[Extra Stout]

Actually, ES, I never thought you were a woman. :)
Do I just have a certain feminine quality, then? I'm open to constructive criticism.

[Extra Stout]

I'm afraid because of this thread people might loose their good opinion of me and think I have lose morals.

[T Park]

This thread is absolutely hilarious...



I must admit I was wrong to defend Nesterofish...


What a jackass.

I haven't seen such unneeded flaming since, since, since.

Well, when was the last time I posted? :lol