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Quadzilla99
06-28-2006, 11:25 AM
This new movie My Super-Ex Girlfriend looks like the stupidest movie I've seen come out in a while. Of course i thought Mr. and Mrs. Smith was going to be stupid as hell and a lot of people liked it (I never saw it). So you never know. What do you think?

atxrocker
06-28-2006, 11:58 AM
haven't seen the previews for this one but the stupidest movie coming out i have heard of is "little man" a wayans brothers flick.. it looks fucking retarded. seriously, the fact that someone put money into this thing is just beyond me. someone should be shot for it.

Quadzilla99
06-28-2006, 12:07 PM
^^Yeah that does look dumb as shit. Here's a link for the movie I mentioned. I think you'll find it even stupider:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czgRaD3tj30&search=My%20Super%20Ex-Girlfriend

atxrocker
06-28-2006, 12:10 PM
^^i agree it looks ridiculously retarded. still, i think little man is just so horribly ill advised that it still wins by a landslide.

seriously, anyone who questions this needs nothing more than this clip
http://youtube.com/watch?v=OAh8Zyzq2FI&search=little%20man%20

Quadzilla99
06-28-2006, 12:12 PM
If my girlfriend tries to drag me to either of those turds the shit's gonna hit the fan.

Jules
06-28-2006, 02:43 PM
haven't seen the previews for this one but the stupidest movie coming out i have heard of is "little man" a wayans brothers flick.. it looks fucking retarded. seriously, the fact that someone put money into this thing is just beyond me. someone should be shot for it.

I agree, Little Man looks ridiculous... but I'm sure it will make some coin with a targeted audience of kids and teens.

I'll pass on My Super-X Girlfriend too, even though dreamy Luke Wilson is starring in it.

1Parker1
06-28-2006, 03:38 PM
I like Luke Wilson, so even though i won't rush to see My Super=Ex GF, I'm not gonna say it looks dumb :)

Little Man I will say.....looks dumb. Just like their last movie, White Chicks. I was so excited when that movie came out...thinking it would be hilarious, but no it wasn't. :(

rayray2k8
06-28-2006, 04:56 PM
Chick flick bro. :jack

SpursWoman
06-28-2006, 04:58 PM
Little Man I will say.....looks dumb. Just like their last movie, White Chicks. I was so excited when that movie came out...thinking it would be hilarious, but no it wasn't. :(


I loved White Chicks! :lol

atxrocker
06-28-2006, 05:09 PM
I like Luke Wilson, so even though i won't rush to see My Super=Ex GF, I'm not gonna say it looks dumb :)

Little Man I will say.....looks dumb. Just like their last movie, White Chicks. I was so excited when that movie came out...thinking it would be hilarious, but no it wasn't. :(


surprisingly white chicks managed to get a few unexpected laughs out of me. it was ridiculous but watchable. little man on the other hand.. well, let me reiterate that someone should die for it.

Trainwreck2100
06-28-2006, 06:59 PM
Uma Therman isn't hot to beging with, and this is a stupid chick flick because if you switch the lead Female/Male roles, it becomes a stalker movie.

Spurminator
07-13-2006, 03:27 PM
I just had an epiphany.... "Little Man" has already been done. It was a Looney Tunes cartoon!

Remember the episode with Bugs Bunny and "Baby Face" Nelson?

There was even a scene with the criminal shaving in his diaper, just like in the preview for Little Man.



Yes, I just bumped a two-week-old thread to announce this discovery.

tlongII
07-13-2006, 03:30 PM
Snakes On A Plane

MrChug
07-13-2006, 03:30 PM
Little man is the most unbelievably rediculous POS movie idea I've ever seen or heard of. I even get pi$$ed when the commercial comes on.

ShoogarBear
07-13-2006, 03:31 PM
Not to mention Baby Herman in Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

Spurminator
07-13-2006, 03:41 PM
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0046739/

Not only are the Wayans Bros. NOT funny, they're thieving thieves!!

Although, I guess it IS Hollywood we're talking about. Suppose I shouldn't hold them to a higher standard of originality than other writers.

jman3000
07-13-2006, 03:43 PM
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0046739/

Not only are the Wayans Bros. NOT funny, they're thieving thieves!!

Who in Hollywood hasn't stolen ideas?

Spurminator
07-13-2006, 03:45 PM
^^ You beat me to my edit...

VinnyTestesVerde
07-13-2006, 04:17 PM
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0046739/

Not only are the Wayans Bros. NOT funny, they're thieving thieves!!

Although, I guess it IS Hollywood we're talking about. Suppose I shouldn't hold them to a higher standard of originality than other writers.

http://www.uploadfile.info/uploads/b8fe0cdbe4.jpg (http://www.uploadfile.info)

Wait until Bugs gets wind of this. He'll "moida da bum!"

Spurminator
07-13-2006, 04:21 PM
:lol

I've also discovered that "Scary Movie" is a ripoff of an old Coyote/Roadrunner cartoon where, during one of their usual chases, the Coyote is stabbed in the head by an erect penis.

Gatita
07-13-2006, 04:21 PM
Little Man I will say.....looks dumb. Just like their last movie, White Chicks. I was so excited when that movie came out...thinking it would be hilarious, but no it wasn't. :(

Terry Crews (Latrell) made that movie funny.

strangeweather
07-13-2006, 04:24 PM
Snakes On A Plane
Now that's a movie!

J.T.
07-13-2006, 05:52 PM
Uma Thurman is not hot and by and large is a decent way to get your movie to tank because she's not that great of an actress either. The only reason Kill Bill was so god damned popular is because of Tarantino, and he is a damn good filmmaker.

Super Ex-Girlfriend doesn't have much of a cast anyway. Luke Wilson and Anna Faris? Please, spare me. The only thing it has going for it is that dude with glasses from The Office.

Snakes on a Plane looks pretty stupid as well but if there's one person who can take a shitty premise and make an entertaining movie out of it, it's Samuel L. Jackson. But I'll still wait to get a second opinion on it.

Reginald Red Forman
07-13-2006, 06:07 PM
haven't seen the previews for this one but the stupidest movie coming out i have heard of is "little man" a wayans brothers flick.. it looks fucking retarded. seriously, the fact that someone put money into this thing is just beyond me. someone should be shot for it.
I'm with you, the Wayans brothers are idiots.
First White Chicks, now this shit?
They need a good swift kick in the ass!

sa_butta
07-13-2006, 06:11 PM
I dont care to see either of these. Ive liked the Wayans of the past but this is an all time low.

strangeweather
07-13-2006, 06:44 PM
Snakes on a Plane looks pretty stupid as well but if there's one person who can take a shitty premise and make an entertaining movie out of it, it's Samuel L. Jackson. But I'll still wait to get a second opinion on it.
To hell with that. I'd watch it if it were made for the Sci Fi channel for $500 and starred the chick who used to be Punky Brewster or someone like that. :lol

With Samuel L. Jackson, how can anyone miss it?

Trainwreck2100
07-13-2006, 11:18 PM
snakes on a motherfuckin plane

LuvBones
07-13-2006, 11:49 PM
The stupid new movie coming out is definitely Little Man.. I hope it does as well as Gigli. :lol

As for My Super Ex-girlfriend.. I'm watching for this reason only...

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/2185/luke140fi.th.jpg (http://img148.imageshack.us/my.php?image=luke140fi.jpg)

http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/8251/luke58yt.th.jpg (http://img146.imageshack.us/my.php?image=luke58yt.jpg)

jman3000
07-13-2006, 11:55 PM
I <3 luvbones

spurs=bling
07-13-2006, 11:58 PM
I like Luke Wilson, so even though i won't rush to see My Super=Ex GF, I'm not gonna say it looks dumb :)

Little Man I will say.....looks dumb. Just like their last movie, White Chicks. I was so excited when that movie came out...thinking it would be hilarious, but no it wasn't. :(

I love "white chicks" i can see that movie all day.

LuvBones
07-13-2006, 11:58 PM
I <3 luvboneshttp://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies2/smigrin.gif How sweet of you. Thanks!

Quadzilla99
07-14-2006, 12:00 AM
Uma Therman isn't hot to beging with, and this is a stupid chick flick because if you switch the lead Female/Male roles, it becomes a stalker movie.



Uma Thurman is not hot and by and large is a decent way to get your movie to tank because she's not that great of an actress either. The only reason Kill Bill was so god damned popular is because of Tarantino, and he is a damn good filmmaker.
You guys can't seriously be ragging on that fine piece of ass.

Leetonidas
07-14-2006, 01:37 AM
Snakes On A Plane

What's it about?

Trainwreck2100
07-14-2006, 01:40 AM
What's it about?


snakes on a motherfuckin plane

Leetonidas
07-14-2006, 01:41 AM
I was being sarcastic foo. :jack

Quadzilla99
07-14-2006, 01:48 AM
That new M. Night Shymalan movie sure looks fucking stupid from what I've seen/know so far. There's a female ghost that lives in the pool of an apartment or hotel complex and terrorizes the guests. WOW. A haunted hotel pool movie. I've stuck with him through several movies and even liked the Village but he needs to be stopped. They're getting increasingly annoying, especially with the shocker endings that always get lamer and lamer.

LuvBones
07-14-2006, 01:51 AM
:wtf

M. Night is a genius! :)

shyne
07-14-2006, 01:58 AM
The Village was the worst movie ever.

E20
07-14-2006, 02:04 AM
Little-Man looks super funny.

Leetonidas
07-14-2006, 02:22 AM
That new M. Night Shymalan movie sure looks fucking stupid from what I've seen/know so far. There's a female ghost that lives in the pool of an apartment or hotel complex and terrorizes the guests. WOW. A haunted hotel pool movie. I've stuck with him through several movies and even liked the Village but he needs to be stopped. They're getting increasingly annoying, especially with the shocker endings that always get lamer and lamer.

I think it's about some gay dog covered in grass and it pees on people or something.

nkdlunch
07-14-2006, 02:06 PM
the stupidest new movie gotta be Snakes on a plane

Ed Helicopter Jones
07-14-2006, 02:42 PM
I think White Chicks made like $80million. Not bad for a crap movie. The Little Man movie will likely make the Wayans some more $$$. Forget cinematic greatness, it's all about making some $$$ in Hollywood. You'll see these same movies in the dollar bin at the grocery store in about 3 years, but what the hey.


This Super Ex-Girlfriend flick looks pretty funny to me. I like a girl who can bring it.

1Parker1
07-14-2006, 02:48 PM
I like a girl who can bring it.

Oh, I'll bring it. :makeout

Ed Helicopter Jones
07-14-2006, 03:07 PM
Oh, I'll bring it. :makeout

I've never doubted that!!





:lol

Trainwreck2100
07-14-2006, 09:12 PM
the stupidest new movie gotta be Snakes on a plane

That's why it's gonna be SO FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!

SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKIN PLANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quadzilla99
07-15-2006, 02:53 AM
My Super Ex-Girlfriend looks fucking stupid. I fail to see how they can get 2 minutes of good material out of that weak idea for a movie let alone 90 minutes. That would maybe be good for a 2 minuteskit on SNL (pre-1995 when they had talent on the cast) but 90 minutes? Please.

Quadzilla99
07-15-2006, 05:36 AM
HOLY SHIT!! That's an actual movie? I thought you guys were joking around. OMG that looks fucking stupid- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCMJQbNtQ6M&search=Snakes%20on%20a%20Plane http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgHL18g18v4&search=Snakes%20on%20a%20Plane

atxrocker
07-16-2006, 06:57 PM
how the fuck did that piece of shit movie little man make 21 fucking million fucking dollars?

1. "Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest," $62.2 million
2. "Little Man," $21.7 million
3. "You, Me and Dupree," $21.3 million
4. "Superman Returns," $11.6 million
5. "The Devil Wears Prada," $10.45 million
6. "Cars," $7.5 million
7. "Click," $7 million
8. "The Lake House," $1.6 million
9. "Nacho Libre," $1.5 million
10. "A Scanner Darkly," $1.2 million

:madrun :madrun

JMarkJohns
07-16-2006, 09:52 PM
how the fuck did that piece of shit movie little man make 21 fucking million fucking dollars?

1. "Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest," $62.2 million
2. "Little Man," $21.7 million
3. "You, Me and Dupree," $21.3 million
4. "Superman Returns," $11.6 million
5. "The Devil Wears Prada," $10.45 million
6. "Cars," $7.5 million
7. "Click," $7 million
8. "The Lake House," $1.6 million
9. "Nacho Libre," $1.5 million
10. "A Scanner Darkly," $1.2 million

:madrun :madrun

Even more disturbing is how "The Lake House" made 1.6 million several weeks after it's movie teasers/trailers were shown in theatres and on TV?

How can that movie not be mentioned? Two people, living in the same house, but years apart, share a love and a dog because of some magical mailbox?

WTF?!