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Trainwreck2100
06-28-2006, 06:55 PM
What a fucking pussy.

pache100
06-29-2006, 09:14 AM
Better get used to it, I guess...according to what I'm reading, he's going to be doing a LOT of commercials...he's the most sought after athlete for marketing right now...lots of companies after him. :sick

Extra Stout
06-29-2006, 09:20 AM
Interesting bit of trivia: Morrison believes in Communism.

pache100
06-29-2006, 09:24 AM
Interesting bit of trivia: Morrison believes in Communism.

I believe in it, too (that it exists); but, generally speaking, I am not a Communist. Are you saying Morrison is a Communist?

leemajors
06-29-2006, 09:43 AM
the moustache commercial is funny.

j-6
06-29-2006, 10:09 AM
Interesting bit of trivia: Morrison believes in Communism.

I thought Morrison just admired Karl Marx, not that he was a full blown communist.

ShoogarBear
06-29-2006, 10:16 AM
:lol, I didn't know that. That should go over big in Charlotte.

I believe in pissing off the status quo, so he's already getting unexpected points from me.

Taco
06-29-2006, 10:23 AM
http://www.gametrailers.com/gamepage.php?id=2775

you can see it here

it's not that bad

DarkReign
06-29-2006, 10:30 AM
Who here thinks this guy is going to be an above-average pro?

ShoogarBear
06-29-2006, 10:35 AM
I see him as maybe better than Wally just because he'll take it to the hoop more. I don't think he's as good a pure shooter as Szczerbiak, though.

atxrocker
06-29-2006, 10:42 AM
that commercial is weak. i like morrison but i had to laugh when he says "and when i get to the nba, more people will cry" like he's gonna put alot of people in pain, pure comedy.

pache100
06-29-2006, 10:44 AM
that commercial is weak. i like morrison but i had to laugh when he says "and when i get to the nba, more people will cry" like he's gonna put alot of people in pain, pure comedy.

I thought that was pretty funny, too. :lol Does he think we have forgotten his teary tantrum on the floor?

Trainwreck2100
06-29-2006, 11:00 AM
that commercial is weak. i like morrison but i had to laugh when he says "and when i get to the nba, more people will cry" like he's gonna put alot of people in pain, pure comedy.

More people will cry,his fans, and his parents to name a few.

atxrocker
06-29-2006, 11:11 AM
More people will cry,his fans, and his parents to name a few.


:lmao :lmao

pache100
06-29-2006, 11:37 AM
Morrison seems a little wimpy to me, too soft for the NBA. And, for the record, I thought that before the crying-fit-on-the-floor episode. I just don't think anyone in the NBA is gonna take him seriously and I don't think he's gonna be a threat to anyone. I could be wrong. I hope I am.

jman3000
06-29-2006, 12:36 PM
That moustache seems a little weak to me ... how is that thing even considered a moustache?

atxrocker
06-29-2006, 05:46 PM
Morrison seems a little wimpy to me, too soft for the NBA. And, for the record, I thought that before the crying-fit-on-the-floor episode. I just don't think anyone in the NBA is gonna take him seriously and I don't think he's gonna be a threat to anyone. I could be wrong. I hope I am.


don't get me wrong, i am sold on the guy. while he will not be a superstar in this league i believe he will be very solid. he will mature with age and experience. the guy is a competitor and i like his game, i have no trouble believing he will be successful in the nba. but i do agree he is soft and needs to be more strong headed.

Cant_Be_Faded
06-29-2006, 05:47 PM
Morrison is a good guy, ya'll are too hard on him.


It's JJ Reddick and his Scott Stapp-esque poetry readin ass yall should be making fun of.

pussyface
06-29-2006, 06:15 PM
nobody here has given any good reason to suggest Morrison won't be as advertised. Just wild speculation.

Somebody, please fill me in on the Redick Scott Staap poetry thing. Sounds funny, and I have found Redick to be a really fun guy to hate over the years.

Cant_Be_Faded
06-29-2006, 09:40 PM
Reddick has been in the media in the past due to his poetry, which is about clinging to his faith and using jesus to help him support his own personal cross; basically, they're just like Creed songs.

Holt's Cat
06-29-2006, 10:16 PM
The next Lawwy Biwd.

pussyface
06-29-2006, 10:58 PM
Reddick has been in the media in the past due to his poetry, which is about clinging to his faith and using jesus to help him support his own personal cross; basically, they're just like Creed songs.

Holy shit that is awesome.

Quadzilla99
06-29-2006, 11:05 PM
Lamest mustache ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saLcgaX4FRw&search=Adam%20Morriso

Cant_Be_Faded
06-29-2006, 11:08 PM
You really can't blame him. He is a stoneresque looking dude with a mustache, and the NBA is looking for every possible way to make this shitty draft marketable. What better way to go than pick up where espn left off and talk about his little mustache?


It's like....hey Adam we'll throw you 600 or 700 G's if you do a 30 second commercial about your mustache you love so much.

He's like ehhh sure.

Quadzilla99
06-29-2006, 11:13 PM
It's not even really a mustache; he cant grow enough hair. Sam Elliot, Tom Selleck, those are mustaches. I've seen 12 yeard old girls with thicker mustaches.

Johnny_Blaze_47
06-29-2006, 11:33 PM
For people looking for the best sports mustaches, please pick up the July 2 edition of the Ft. Worth Star-Telegram.

My boy Scooter just sent me the page he designed and came up with.

SA Gunslinger
06-30-2006, 02:51 AM
Pat Riley had an awesome porno stache in the 70's. But I couldn't locate a pic.

leemajors
06-30-2006, 09:21 AM
It's not even really a mustache; he cant grow enough hair. Sam Elliot, Tom Selleck, those are mustaches. I've seen 12 yeard old girls with thicker mustaches.

that's exactly why his moustache is money. it sucks and he sports it anyway.

pache100
06-30-2006, 09:33 AM
don't get me wrong, i am sold on the guy. while he will not be a superstar in this league i believe he will be very solid. he will mature with age and experience. the guy is a competitor and i like his game, i have no trouble believing he will be successful in the nba. but i do agree he is soft and needs to be more strong headed.

If he bulks up some, he may be ok. If he stays as thin as he is right now, he's gonna get pretty beaten up, kinda like Manu does. I don't think he's as wiry as Tayshaun Prince, who is very thin but sacrifices his body and can take a beating and still pop back up and run the floor.