Britney Bares All

[Old School Chic]

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Apparently, Britney Spears is out to prove she's not a girl and very much a woman.

Just days after baring her soul on Dateline, the pregnant pop tart is taking a page out of Demi Moore's playbook and baring, well, everything else, for the cover of the August issue of Harper's Bazaar.


The magazine confirmed Wednesday that Spears posed in the nude for the cover and an accompanying feature story and photo spread at a shoot on Thursday.


Unfortunately for Harper's, said photos leaked onto the Internet shortly after the conclusion of the shoot and were available on various Websites as of Wednesday afternoon.


In the images, a newly dark-haired Spears strikes various poses in all her six-months-pregnant glory, sometimes clothed, sometimes not.


A naked Sean Preston makes a cameo in one of the photos, clutched in his mother's arms. A naked Kevin Federline, thankfully, did not make the cut. :lol


After the leak, Harper's released the cover shot for publicity purposes, but informed the non-Internet-using segment of its readership that it would have to wait until the issue hit stands on July 25 to view the rest of the spread.


Spears', shall we say, artsy cover girl stint comes after the singer was reportedly shocked by the negative reaction to her recent tearful Dateline confessional.


In a poll conducted by Us Weekly, 87 percent of respondents said they had less respect for Spears after her sitdown with Matt Lauer. Meanwhile, the New York Post reported that the NBC crew filming the interview was so startled by Spears' disheveled appearance when they arrived that they thought they had the wrong day.


As a result of the backlash, Spears apparently decided to prove that with the help of a little airbrushing, she can be the same Britney we once knew and loved. Except, you know, pregnant.


Meanwhile, according to a report in In Touch Weekly, Spears is considering returning to her roots--and not just the brunette ones. The magazine claims that the Louisiana native is considering moving back home to the town of Kentwood, where she was born.


"She wants to come home," Kentwood Mayor Harold Smith told the magazine. "She's building more rooms for her growing family. She wants a nursery and some kids' rooms."


The magazine claims that Federline is supportive of his wife's wishes, though there's no telling how the move could affect his quest to save the penny.


The couple is expecting their second child together, and Federline's fourth overall, in October.

[angel_luv]

Her hair looks pretty in that dark shade.

[rayray2k8]

Oh yes!
I dig stretch marks!!

[spurs=bling]

you have got to be kidding me..........

[Trainwreck2100]

You can take the girl ouyt the trailer park but she's still a dumbass.

[jman3000]

You can take the girl ouyt the trailer park but she's still a dumbass.

Is that nietzsche?

[Pistons < Spurs]

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[atxrocker]

fuck she even managed to not look like nasty trailor trash in that airbrushed pic. impressive. sucks that the bitch is done for career wise.

[Extra Stout]

Just days after baring her soul on Dateline, the pregnant pop tart is taking a page out of Demi Moore's playbook and baring, well, everything else, for the cover of the August issue of Harper's Bazaar. Anybody else notice that Demi Moore at this point looks younger than Britney Spears?


Spears', shall we say, artsy cover girl stint comes after the singer was reportedly shocked by the negative reaction to her recent tearful Dateline confessional.Because when people think you're a classless piece of white trash, the obvious solution is to pose naked.


In a poll conducted by Us Weekly, 87 percent of respondents said they had less respect for Spears after her sitdown with Matt Lauer. Meanwhile, the New York Post reported that the NBC crew filming the interview was so startled by Spears' disheveled appearance when they arrived that they thought they had the wrong day.


As a result of the backlash, Spears apparently decided to prove that with the help of a little airbrushing, she can be the same Britney we once knew and loved. Except, you know, pregnant. A weed has a brief period in the spring when it flowers and looks attractive. But it is still a weed. And eventually that brief spring will come and go, and the weed will wither into an eyesore.

You could see it coming. 23, 24 is when the inbred ones really start to go downhill.


Meanwhile, according to a report in In Touch Weekly, Spears is considering returning to her roots--and not just the brunette ones. The magazine claims that the Louisiana native is considering moving back home to the town of Kentwood, where she was born.
:lmao This takes the cake. You know what this shows, folks? That sometimes you cannot escape where you come from. Spears made millions of dollars and sold countless records, but no matter how much money she has, how big her house is, or how many concert tickets she sells, she's a low-rent inbred strumpet from a backwoods swamp in Louisiana.

In Los Angeles, she's a laughingstock. And it's never going to get better because she can't escape who she is. All she can do is move back to Kentwood. And you know what? In Kentwood, she has all of her teeth, wears shoes, and knows better than to drag her kids to Wal-Mart at 2 AM, so by their standards, she's got it all together.

[jman3000]

this woulda been news like 4 years ago ... now it's kinda like "whatever"

[rayray2k8]

this woulda been news like 4 years ago ... now it's kinda like "whatever"
Exactly!
Nobody gives a shit anymore! :lol

[E20]

Nasty with a capital L.

[ShoogarBear]

I'll wait for the new statue to come out.

[jman3000]

In that last picture with the mask ... for some reason I think of Humongous from the 2nd Mad Max movie... the one with the hockey mask.

[MI21]

Why would anyone want to do this?

[ALVAREZ6]

:lmao what a stupid trailer bitch

[1Parker1]

No way is that pic not seriously airbrushed. If anyone saw her interview on Dateline recently or any other pics of her in the past year, you know that she still has a lot of chubby fat leftover from her first baby. She looks toned and skinny in those pics.

[Old School Chic]

No way is that pic not seriously airbrushed. If anyone saw her interview on Dateline recently or any other pics of her in the past year, you know that she still has a lot of chubby fat leftover from her first baby. She looks toned and skinny in those pics.

If only I can buy me an air brush machine @ Wal-Mart :lol

[1Parker1]

If only I can buy me an air brush machine @ Wal-Mart :lol

:lol I know right...but these pics just make you realize just how much a lot of these celebrity pics are airbrushed and done up. I saw her in the Matt Lauer interview...trust me she had at least 20 pounds more on her than these pics show. She just looked dirty and plain bad...her hair makeup everything. And here she looks beautiful again.

**Sigh, I wish I had my own personal beauty assistant to do my hair and makeup for me every morning. :lol

[CharlieMac]

"It was so classy when Demi did it........." is all I've been hearing.

Seriously, women shouldn't take pics of them selves naked and put them on magazine covers. Ever.

[TDMVPDPOY]

wheres the MILF HUNTER?

[ShoogarBear]

**Sigh, I wish I had my own personal beauty assistant to do my hair and makeup for me every morning. :lol

If you show us guys a pic, we can pass it around to our beauty assistant contacts.

[ShoogarBear]

"It was so classy when Demi did it........." is all I've been hearing.

Seriously, women shouldn't take pics of them selves naked and put them on magazine covers. Ever.

:wtf Great, I heard Vanessa was going to do one but just cancelled after reading this.

[Old School Chic]

If you show us guys a pic, we can pass it around to our beauty assistant contacts.

1parker1 don't send him anything. When I showed him my pic he said it looked like my high school year book pic, when in reality it was taken a month ago :depressed

[ShoogarBear]

That was a compliment!!!!!!!!!!! :depressed

[Old School Chic]

That was a compliment!!!!!!!!!!! :depressed

Well, thank you Shoog ;)

[1Parker1]

1parker1 don't send him anything. When I showed him my pic he said it looked like my high school year book pic, when in reality it was taken a month ago :depressed



Ohhhhh, jerk!!! And to think, I was considering PMing it to him since he's been bugging me about it for ages! :lol

[Old School Chic]

Ohhhhh, jerk!!! And to think, I was considering PMing it to him since he's been bugging me about it for ages! :lol

Shoog says it was a compliment, therefore go ahead and send him your pic.











If not, the man will hold it against me for the rest of my life. :oops

[easjer]

The hair is too dark - it doesn't look natural, or even like a very expensive dye job. It looks like it came from the drugstore in a box (whereas even drugstore box dyes can look good if the color is well chosen and it's carefully applied).

She tried to clean up - good quality makeup, the new hair, the new nails. And she looks decent in a lot of those pictures, but that one with the baby just shows why she is not attractive. Gwenyth Paltrow pulled off the good looking sexy pregnancy - Britney isn't even in the ball park.

And my opinion sunk even lower after the Matt Lauer interview as well. Loved the snarky article.

[katyon6th]

The hair is too dark - it doesn't look natural, or even like a very expensive dye job. It looks like it came from the drugstore in a box (whereas even drugstore box dyes can look good if the color is well chosen and it's carefully applied).

She tried to clean up - good quality makeup, the new hair, the new nails. And she looks decent in a lot of those pictures, but that one with the baby just shows why she is not attractive. Gwenyth Paltrow pulled off the good looking sexy pregnancy - Britney isn't even in the ball park.

And my opinion sunk even lower after the Matt Lauer interview as well. Loved the snarky article.

I totally agree with you.

After seeing her on Dateline with what looked like unwashed hair, chipped nail polish, a cut off skirt and a shirt her boobies were falling out of, I can't not associate her with trashy.

That girl has issues.

[CavsSuperFan]

I :makeout Britney....She becomes more beautiful every day...If that is even possible.... :smokin

[atxrocker]

I :makeout Britney....She becomes more beautiful every day...If that is even possible.... :smokin


:lmao :lmao you were joking.... right?

[ObiwanGinobili]

Better break out the drool bucket as soon as CBF see's this.

[Old School Chic]

Better break out the drool bucket as soon as CBF see's this.

Welcome back, Sweetie! :spin

[1Parker1]

Obi!!! I'm so glad your back!

How's the family doing?

[leemajors]

so does anyone have the other pics? I would much rather have seen Britney in her prime, rather than now when she is pregnant.

so, pregnant women can't be attractive?

[Extra Stout]

so, pregnant women can't be attractive?
Pregnant women can be attractive.

Pregnant white trash can't.

[leemajors]

Pregnant women can be attractive.

Pregnant white trash can't.

agreed.

[Nesterofish]

I get so sick of pweople calling anybody from the south that does well "white trash.:" You are all just haters. Britney is a good person who was successful and you can't stand it.

She lives life the way she wants to and people won't leave her alone. Angelina Jolie goes bounding all over Africa stealing people's husbands and everyone's all, "Oh look how awesome she is naming kids after African countries" and they leave her alone even though she is a tramp.

You all aren't as great as you think you are.

[Sportcamper]

Britney seems to be the favorite target of the Stalk-arazzi these days...Yet everyone that has worked with her likes her...She is supposed to be a very nice person...Plus, she is one hot momma!

[Cant_Be_Faded]

holy fucking shit she is hotter than never ever before!

Ya'll are all haters, just look at how voluptuous she is now....SHHHHHHHHHWING!!!

I'd buy that for a dollar. She's easily the hottest peice of pregnant white trash of all time. I'd buy that for a dollar.

[easjer]

I get so sick of pweople calling anybody from the south that does well "white trash.:" You are all just haters. Britney is a good person who was successful and you can't stand it.

She lives life the way she wants to and people won't leave her alone. Angelina Jolie goes bounding all over Africa stealing people's husbands and everyone's all, "Oh look how awesome she is naming kids after African countries" and they leave her alone even though she is a tramp.

You all aren't as great as you think you are.


According to both Angelina and Jennifer Aniston, Angelina did not 'steal' Brad. She gives a shitload of money to very worthwhile causes and does a hell of a lot more to help people who need it than most celebrities.

I have not called Britney white trash. I just think she's a desparately sad individual who is begging for love and positive attention and happens, despite her money and 'success', to be a rather vulgar, low class person. I had little respect for her previously, and what little I had sunk in the Matt Lauer interview, when she appeared in inappropriate, dirty, juvenile clothing and defended her endangerment of her four month old child by declaring that she was 'country, y'all'. I am perfectly happy to admit she maybe is not blessed with forethought, but any thinking person would have known that holding a four month old in your lap, directly in front of an airbag which deploys at 200 mph, with no restraints, while driving on a busy LA freeway is a dumb thing to do, and if nothing else, vastly different than 'driving' in your dad's lap pre-airbag era on a deserted country road. So maybe she didn't think then, but one might assume that someone with an iota of intelligence would later be appalled by the danger they had placed their child in. Instead, she's angry that others are appalled by it and commenting negatively on it.

I have no patience or respect.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I can't seem to find the will to exit this thread

[Old School Chic]

I can't seem to find the will to exit this thread


:lol

[midgetonadonkey]

I still think she is hot. I'd let her lactate in my mouth.

I'm not even fucking around. If she came up to me I would let her squirt her tit milk in my mouth and all over my face. I

[Old School Chic]

I still think she is hot. I'd let her lactate in my mouth.

I'm not even fucking around. If she came up to me I would let her squirt her tit milk in my mouth and all over my face. I


Midge-

Have you been drinking again?

[midgetonadonkey]

hahaha no. I just find her attractive. Even pregnant.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

yeah i'd suck those things dry

[midgetonadonkey]

CBF knows whats up.

[spurs=bling]

okay this thread is just too much for me.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

:lol lil blingy is scared

[Old School Chic]

Midgy & CBF

Let's keep this on the PG side. This is a thread about pregnant woman after all.






Ok, who am I kidding :lol

[Nesterofish]

I have not called Britney white trash. I just think she's a desparately sad individual who is begging for love and positive attention and happens, despite her money and 'success', to be a rather vulgar, low class person. I had little respect for her previously, and what little I had sunk in the Matt Lauer interview, when she appeared in inappropriate, dirty, juvenile clothing and defended her endangerment of her four month old child by declaring that she was 'country, y'all'. I am perfectly happy to admit she maybe is not blessed with forethought, but any thinking person would have known that holding a four month old in your lap, directly in front of an airbag which deploys at 200 mph, with no restraints, while driving on a busy LA freeway is a dumb thing to do, and if nothing else, vastly different than 'driving' in your dad's lap pre-airbag era on a deserted country road. So maybe she didn't think then, but one might assume that someone with an iota of intelligence would later be appalled by the danger they had placed their child in. Instead, she's angry that others are appalled by it and commenting negatively on it.

I have no patience or respect.
What is it to you if she carries her baby in her lap? It's not your baby. She's her mother and she knows best. Kids were raised better anyway when it was country and we didn't have you nannies telling us what to do.

Britney needs to get away from all you big city know it alls and get back to God's country anyway.

[Extra Stout]

What is it to you if she carries her baby in her lap? It's not your baby. She's her mother and she knows best. Kids were raised better anyway when it was country and we didn't have you nannies telling us what to do.

Britney needs to get away from all you big city know it alls and get back to God's country anyway.
Seriously. Amazing.

OK, people, when I call Southerners cracker-ass-crackers, this is what I am referring to. Textbook example. If I ever build the Idiot Cracker Monkey museum, this piece of work gets stuffed and placed on a pedestal in the atrium.

[Nesterofish]

Oh, great ES, did you get a break from bukkake duty to cum I mean come and post in this thread?

So you call white people crackers and then you probably call us racist. Well you are the racist sir. If I call you people wetbacks, you call the ACLU and file a lawsuit.

[Extra Stout]

Oh, great ES, did you get a break from bukkake duty to cum I mean come and post in this thread?

So you call white people crackers and then you probably call us racist. Well you are the racist sir. If I call you people wetbacks, you call the ACLU and file a lawsuit.
Actually, if you start calling us Irish-German-Lithuanian people wetbacks, we call the state hospital.

[MaNuMaNiAc]

What is it to you if she carries her baby in her lap? It's not your baby. She's her mother and she knows best. Kids were raised better anyway when it was country and we didn't have you nannies telling us what to do.

Britney needs to get away from all you big city know it alls and get back to God's country anyway.
:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao Priceless!!!!

[Old School Chic]

Why can't we all get along

[ducks]

I can get along with you

[Old School Chic]

I can get along with you

Thank you Ducks






But I said why can't WE ALL get along :lol

[Extra Stout]

Once we clear out the mouth-breathers, we'll all get along.

[ducks]

Thank you Ducks






But I said why can't WE ALL get along :lol
:oops :lol

[ShoogarBear]

I get so sick of pweople calling anybody from the south that does well "white trash.:" You are all just haters. Britney is a good person who was successful and you can't stand it.

She lives life the way she wants to and people won't leave her alone. Angelina Jolie goes bounding all over Africa stealing people's husbands and everyone's all, "Oh look how awesome she is naming kids after African countries" and they leave her alone even though she is a tramp.

You all aren't as great as you think you are.Wait a minute.

Now let me get this straight.

I don't want to screw this up.

Did you just attack Angelina Jolie for "stealing people's husbands" and then PRAISE BRITNEY SPEARS?????????

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Old School Chic]

Wait a minute.

Now let me get this straight.

I don't want to screw this up.

Did you just attack Angelina Jolie for "stealing people's husbands" and then PRAISE BRITNEY SPEARS?????????

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shoogarbear is AWESOME! :lmao

[Nesterofish]

Wait a minute.

Now let me get this straight.

I don't want to screw this up.

Did you just attack Angelina Jolie for "stealing people's husbands" and then PRAISE BRITNEY SPEARS?????????

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kevin was just engaged not married. Idiot.

[T Park]

I love how Extra Stout and others have no flaws and are perfect and call people "white trash" "Trailer Trash" and other things.

The elitism in this thread just sparkles!!!

[jman3000]

Kevin was just engaged not married. Idiot.

but didn't he leave her while she was pregnant with his child? I mean serisouly... wtf?

[Nesterofish]

I love how Extra Stout and others have no flaws and are perfect and call people "white trash" "Trailer Trash" and other things.

The elitism in this thread just sparkles!!!
Finally someone who makes sense.

[ShoogarBear]

Kevin was just engaged not married. Idiot.With one child and another one on the way. Hypocrite.

You have just made a complete and total ass of yourself. Again.

[T Park]

BTW,

is this a new poster?

Nesterofish?

A little late joining the pack there chief......

[Old School Chic]

With one child and another one on the way. Hypocrite.

You have just made a complete and total ass of yourself. Again.


:tu

[T Park]

With one child and another one on the way. Hypocrite.

You have just made a complete and total ass of yourself. Again

ouch shoog, aren't we a bit harsh?? yikes.....

[ShoogarBear]

I get so sick of pweople calling anybody from the south that does well "white trash.:" You are all just haters. Britney is a good person who was successful and you can't stand it.

She lives life the way she wants to and people won't leave her alone. Angelina Jolie goes bounding all over Africa stealing people's husbands and everyone's all, "Oh look how awesome she is naming kids after African countries" and they leave her alone even though she is a tramp.

You all aren't as great as you think you are.Given the actual facts of the two situations, I suddenly realize this might be the single most stupid post in the history of this board.

Congratulations. The bar was set low but you managed to worm your way under it.

[Old School Chic]

Why can't we all just get along

[MaNuMaNiAc]

Given the actual facts of the two situations, I suddenly realize this might be the single most stupid post in the history of this board.

Congratulations. The bar was set low but you managed to worm your way under it.
:tu

[ShoogarBear]

ouch shoog, aren't we a bit harsh?? yikes.....Go back and check this clown's history. He's earned it.

[jman3000]

I thought he was a troll. I'm pretty sure he still might be.

[spurs=bling]

stop the violence, can't we all just get along?

- Chris Rock in the longest yard.

[Extra Stout]

If I find out Nesterofish is from Arkansas, I think I might die of laughter.

[atxrocker]

If I find out Nesterofish is from Arkansas, I think I might die of laughter.


yeah me too. nestero and awmyplace both from ark would be awesome.

[Extra Stout]

yeah me too. nestero and awmyplace both from ark would be awesome.
Do you think he and Brutalis might be cousins?

[SpursWoman]

Do you think he and Brutalis might be cousins?


And brothers!

[ShoogarBear]

I thought he was a troll. I'm pretty sure he still might be.He does have the attitudes of one regular in particular.

[Extra Stout]

And brothers!
Wait what am I saying. If they're both from Arkansas, of course they're related. The trees have tall trunks but not many branches there.

[Zoe String]

My goodness, it's like they're losing the Civil War all over again in this thread.

[SpursWoman]

:lol



And on that note, I actually like her hair darker. :nerd

[Zoe String]

ShoogarBear : Nesterofish :: Sherman : Atlanta

[ShoogarBear]

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

[Nesterofish]

SuckerBear is just bitter because I tell th hard truth he dosn't want to hear.

And what are these facts that make me so stupid? Hwis Jolie so much better than Spears? You don't know how much money Britney gives to her church and that money could be gong to African missions.

But oh no she's white trash let's all laugh at her while Angelina gets all tatted up but she's super humanitarn. Oh wait she's not from the South.

[MaNuMaNiAc]

SuckerBear is just bitter because I tell th hard truth he dosn't want to hear.

And what are these facts that make me so stupid? Hwis Jolie so much better than Spears? You don't know how much money Britney gives to her church and that money could be gong to African missions.

But oh no she's white trash let's all laugh at her while Angelina gets all tatted up but she's super humanitarn. Oh wait she's not from the South.
this just keeps getting better http://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/smilol.gif

[ShoogarBear]

SuckerBear is just bitter because I tell th hard truth he dosn't want to hear."SuckerBear"? I hope you're not paying somebody for your material.



And what are these facts that make me so stupid? Hwis Jolie so much better than Spears? You don't know how much money Britney gives to her church and that money could be gong to African missions.

But oh no she's white trash let's all laugh at her while Angelina gets all tatted up but she's super humanitarn. Oh wait she's not from the South.I don't give a shit about Angelina Jolie. I don't give a shit about Britney Spears. Both are equal targets as far as I'm concerned. If they both do charity work, great. But don't try to pretend now this has the slightest thing to do with charity work.

What makes you stupid is that YOU brought in Agnelina Jolie. You. Nobody mentioned her before you. And then you, and nobody else but you, boo-boo-de-doop, made the reference to husband-stealing at the same time you were saying how wonderful Britney is. And just left it hanging there.

Then, when the hypocrisy was pointed out, somebody--lessee who could that have been, why, was it YOU?--justified leaving a pregnant woman with the excuse "they were only engaged". Nice strong family values you got there. Certainly a much better role model than that Jolie hussy.

That's what this whole discussion is about. Please, if someone was holding a gun to your head forcing you to type those asinine things, just say the word and I'll apologize.

[Nesterofish]

Yeah all of a sudden Spears and Jolie are the same to you. That's right you know I am right. PWNNED bitch. Go get some down loe now.

[ObiwanGinobili]

Welcome back, Sweetie! :spin

Hola!!!
thanks! :princess

[T Park]

Down loe?

[Marklar MM]

This thread has gotten rather...wierd.

[ShoogarBear]

Yeah all of a sudden Spears and Jolie are the same to you. That's right you know I am right. PWNNED bitch. Go get some down loe now.Damn, it's awesome when people use quotes from Plato's Republic to make their points.

[ChumpDumper]

He got SuckerBear from me.

I got it from that Korean guy.

[ObiwanGinobili]

Obi!!! I'm so glad your back!

How's the family doing?


OK.
Things were a bit funky there with the hispanic side (us) clashing with the white side (tio's in-laws) over the funeral and arrangements...

but all is good or on the road to good now.


this weekend we took Brian to Fiesta Texas (that trip had been postponed like twice) . It was great! Brian had a BLAST. :tu
but I wrecked myslef up on the Poltergiest and now I can barely move my neck. :(

[ShoogarBear]

The Korean guy makes more cogent arguments.

[atxrocker]

OK.
Things were a bit funky there with the hispanic side (us) clashing with the white side (tio's in-laws) over the funeral and arrangements...

but all is good or on the road to good now.


this weekend we took Brian to Fiesta Texas (that trip had been postponed like twice) . It was great! Brian had a BLAST. :tu
but I wrecked myslef up on the Poltergiest and now I can barely move my neck. :(


the poltergeist is fucking awesome. i had to be bribed into getting on it but ended up getting on it like 4 times. i love that ride.

[T Park]

"YOu know plato, socretes, magellan?"

"Yes"

"Morons"


Why do I envision Nesterofish as Vizzini from Princess Bride.

[ObiwanGinobili]

I can't seem to find the will to exit this thread


yep folks, I called it. :lol

[ObiwanGinobili]

the poltergeist is fucking awesome. i had to be bribed into getting on it but ended up getting on it like 4 times. i love that ride.


nobody told me it took off so quick :oops
it was a way better ride than Superman, from what I could enjoy of it thru my horrific neck and shoulder pain.

[jman3000]

The Korean guy makes more cogent arguments.

"props of toilet paper" comes to mind ... as does "fuck suck u"

[T Park]

"The Poltergeist"

Sounds like a stereotypical name for a ride on The Simpsons.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

My god her Ts are so swollen

[Mijo]

Wait a minute... Britney is whiskey tango? Sheeit, I'll have to drop by one day in the van and drop an engine block off in her front yard to prove I'm worthy.

[Jekka]

:lmao @ this thread.

I'm still trying to figure out who is the biggest idiot in the thread. There are so many to choose from.

[1Parker1]

I love me some SuckerBear :eyebrows

[Spam]

I'd still hit it one more time.

[ashbeeigh]

Oh Britney.....

[pache100]

Seriously. Amazing.

OK, people, when I call Southerners cracker-ass-crackers, this is what I am referring to. Textbook example. If I ever build the Idiot Cracker Monkey museum, this piece of work gets stuffed and placed on a pedestal in the atrium.

ES...I'm from the south, born and raised...and I don't take offense to anything you just said. I agree with you. I was taught, in that South where I grew up, what is acceptable behavior and what is "trashy". Spears' behavior is rarely, if ever, "acceptable".

[Old School Chic]

ES...I'm from the south, born and raised...and I don't take offense to anything you just said. I agree with you. I was taught, in that South where I grew up, what is acceptable behavior and what is "trashy". Spears' behavior is rarely, if ever, "acceptable".

:lol

[Zombie]

What a washed up Cunt! :lol :drunk

[Zombie]

^^ Speaks of Britney! :drunk

[Jekka]

Ahahaha this still makes me laugh whenever I see it:

http://egotastic.com/media/pictures/0606/britney-spears-ursula.jpg

Courtesy of http://egotastic.com

[MissAllThat]

Britney is retarded.

[MissAllThat]

If Britney Spears was run over by a truck and was pregnant, she would still look better than 99% of you.

Wow, thats a little harsh.

[Jekka]

I dunno man. Anyone who has seen that interview has to admit she's pretty damn trashy in it. She's dressed like ass, her hair looks dirty, and she sounds pretty damn stupid.

[midgetonadonkey]

I dunno man. Anyone who has seen that interview has to admit she's pretty damn trashy in it. She's dressed like ass, her hair looks dirty, and she sounds pretty damn stupid.

That's what makes her so hot.

[MannyIsGod]

That last post was me under Jekka's name.

[SpursWoman]

If Britney Spears was run over by a truck and was pregnant, she would still look better than 99% of you.


Is she like your mother or something? You seem to get pretty fucking nasty anytime someone says they don't care for her. Why does it matter?

[King]

Is she like your mother or something? You seem to get pretty fucking nasty anytime someone says they don't care for her. Why does it matter?


Well, in all fairness - it is pretty ridiculous the lengths people go to in here to trash celebrities that they know nothing about. Eva Longoria and Britney Spears to name two.

[NameDropper]

I dunno man. Anyone who has seen that interview has to admit she's pretty damn trashy in it. She's dressed like ass, her hair looks dirty, and she sounds pretty damn stupid.

I didn't think she came off trashy at all but can see how one would if that was what they were looking for. I'm sure many women don't always look their best and say pretty damn stupid things.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

i just bought my issue today :smokin


let the wanking begin

[SpursWoman]

I wasn't bashing her ... and the only thing I'd be envious of is her bank account. :)


That said, at least my man bathes regularly. :lol

[Cant_Be_Faded]

she's large and hot i said