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Solid D
07-01-2006, 10:49 PM
Robertas should be a swimware model for Mervyns or something. :lol

http://www.lrytas.lt/?id=11485107431147630240&view=4

http://img.lrytas.lt/show_foto/?id=11485107431147630240&s=1&f=1.jpg

timvp
07-01-2006, 11:06 PM
Unless the Spurs sign a few rebounders, being able to fish might be a prerequisite for any free agent acquisitions.

Solid D
07-01-2006, 11:08 PM
Unless the Spurs sign a few rebounders, being able to fish might be a prerequisite for any free agent acquisitions.


:lol That one was served up for you like T-Ball.

Buddy Holly
07-01-2006, 11:19 PM
Unless the Spurs sign a few rebounders, being able to fish might be a prerequisite for any free agent acquisitions.


Really?

As I remember we were a Manu bonehead play away from going back to the finals against a weak Heat team.

timvp
07-01-2006, 11:28 PM
Really?

As I remember we were a Manu bonehead play away from going back to the finals against a weak Heat team.

That weak Heat team outrebounded the team that destroyed us on the boards.

Buddy Holly
07-01-2006, 11:31 PM
That weak Heat team outrebounded the team that destroyed us on the boards.

Because we NEVER played Nazr or Rasho. Hell, we hardly ever played Horry.

Mostly to due to Pop being retarded and going small while Miami kept their nutsack attached and never changed their lineup.

Leetonidas
07-01-2006, 11:45 PM
Damn, Robertas is fucking ripped. Hopefully he'll use that strength here next year,

Solid D
07-02-2006, 12:02 AM
It might have been warm earlier in the day but...notice everyone else has light jackets on. :lol

whottt
07-02-2006, 12:04 AM
That weak Heat team outrebounded the team that destroyed us on the boards.



What part of Michael Finley was our C don't you get?

How many hoops are you willing to jump through to avoid placing blame where it belongs, on Gregg Popovich?

Solid D
07-02-2006, 12:13 AM
What part of Michael Finley was our C don't you get?

How many hoops are you willing to jump through to avoid placing blame where it belongs, on Gregg Popovich?

Actually Tim was the Spurs C when they went small. He also defended the opposing C.

timvp
07-02-2006, 12:16 AM
Actually Tim was the Spurs C when they went small. He also defended the opposing C.

P\/\/N3|)

MissAllThat
07-02-2006, 12:48 AM
I'll second the "he's ripped" comment.

Solid D
07-02-2006, 12:51 AM
http://www.mervyns.com/i/logo.gif
http://www.mervyns.com/homepage_images/web06_jun30_final.jpg

Borosai
07-02-2006, 01:05 AM
He's ripped like the back of my undies...hardcore. Is there a single current Spurs player with that type of physique? Bring it on!

Quadzilla99
07-02-2006, 01:22 AM
Look at those girls drooling over him in the pic. He probably gets more ass than a toilet seat.

T Park
07-02-2006, 01:29 AM
Because we NEVER played Nazr or Rasho. Hell, we hardly ever played Horry.

Mostly to due to Pop being retarded and going small while Miami kept their nutsack attached and never changed their lineup

Yeah Nazr sure was fantastic in game 2 helping the Mavs go on that 13-0 run.

Solid D
07-02-2006, 01:30 AM
Yeah Nazr sure was fantastic in game 2 helping the Mavs go on that 13-0 run.

You forgot "single-handledly created" that 13-0 run. :lol

MissAllThat
07-02-2006, 02:11 AM
Look at those girls drooling over him in the pic. He probably gets more ass than a toilet seat.

If you were a girl, you'd drool too.

Kori Ellis
07-02-2006, 02:38 AM
http://www.eurobasket.com/ltu/ltu.asp

Looks like he's coming for sure.

Robertas Javtokas (211-C-80, agency: Interperformances, college: Arizona) won't Join Slanina in Sopot as he Decided to join the NBA side San Antonio Spurs.He rejected to join although he had very good offer from the club.

ChumpDumper
07-02-2006, 02:41 AM
Wow, we beat out Sopot.

timvp
07-02-2006, 02:43 AM
Wow, we beat out Sopot.

Now let's just hope the Wizards or Magic are as easy to beat out as Sopot.

Leetonidas
07-02-2006, 02:45 AM
...and considering he's 6'11" that must be a big ass fish.

ChumpDumper
07-02-2006, 02:45 AM
Now let's just hope the Wizards or Magic are as easy to beat out as Sopot.Or the Wolves.

timvp
07-02-2006, 02:50 AM
...and considering he's 6'11" that must be a big ass fish.

Good point. Going by the "hand width theory" that fish has to be at least 25" long...

Quadzilla99
07-02-2006, 02:53 AM
What they don't show is he just walked out into the water and grabbed it. He was hungry for shark later that day too so he walked out into the ocean and killed one with his barehands and dragged it to shore for lunch.

Mr. Body
07-02-2006, 02:56 AM
What they don't show is he just walked out into the water and grabbed it. He was hungry for shark later that day too so he he walked out into the ocean and killed one with his barehands and dragged it to shore for lunch.

Actually, he didn't want to get wet this time, so he just threatened its family. A fish jumped out of the lake in terror minutes later. No one wants a Javtokas-vendetta.

Quadzilla99
07-02-2006, 02:58 AM
The best way I could describe him as a player is that he's a mixture of Shaq and Kareem except better than both of them combined.

Spurs9
07-02-2006, 08:58 AM
Robertas is a fuckin beast, hes going to take the nba by suprise...