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mcornelio
07-04-2006, 09:42 AM
40. Oh I just couldn't. Hell, she's only sixteen.
39. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
38. Duct tape won't fix that.
37. Lisa Marie was lucky to catch Michael.
36. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
35. We don't keep firearms in this house.
34. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
33. You can't feed that to the dog.
32. I thought Graceland was tacky.
31. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
30. Wrasslin's fake.
29. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
28. We're vegetarians.
27. Do you think my gut is too big?
26. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
25. Honey, we don't need another dog.
24. Who's Richard Petty?
23. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
22. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
21. Spittin is such a nasty habit.
20. I just couldn't find a thing at Walmart today.
19. Trim the fat off that steak.
18. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
17. The tires on that truck are too big.
16. I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad.
15. I've got it all on the C drive.
14. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
13. Would you like your salmon poached or broiled?
12. My fiance, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
11. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
10. Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
09. Checkmate.
08. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
07. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
06. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
05. I don't have a favorite college team.
04. Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
03. I believe you cooked those green beans too long.
02. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.
01. Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin tonight.

NASCARdad
07-04-2006, 10:38 AM
:oops :lmao

Mr Dio
07-04-2006, 11:20 AM
:lol

I love Little Debbies!

NorCal510
07-04-2006, 12:27 PM
But gig said one of those

atxrocker
07-04-2006, 12:41 PM
:lmao :lmao

NorCal510
07-04-2006, 12:51 PM
gig is not a redneck

he is a cal-i-fornia fairy princess just like you
true, the rednecks are from texas
californians are pimpsss yafeelme?

Taco
07-21-2006, 07:42 AM
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Redneck Wiener Roaster

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You're An EXTREME Redneck When.....

1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.



2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it



3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.



4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.



5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.



6. Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, guys, watch this."



7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.



8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.



9. Your junior prom offered day care.



10. You think the last words of the "Star-Spangled Banner" are "Gentlemen, start your engines."



11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.



12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.



13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge. *



14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.



15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.



16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.



17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

SpursWoman
07-21-2006, 08:32 AM
17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.


:lol :lol

1Parker1
07-21-2006, 08:35 AM
7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

:lol

pache100
07-21-2006, 09:15 AM
24. Who's Richard Petty?

17. The tires on that truck are too big.

:lol

10. You think the last words of the "Star-Spangled Banner" are "Gentlemen, start your engines."

No. They are "Play ball!" (two of the most exciting words in the English language)

DarkReign
07-21-2006, 09:39 AM
09. Checkmate.

:lmao

Taco
07-21-2006, 11:00 AM
You're An EXTREME Redneck When.....

1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.




3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.



4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.




6. Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, guys, watch this."



These are my favorites :lol