Most Will Be Glad To Know

[mcornelio]

Im Getting Dumped Today :depressed

[1Parker1]

Are you the jerk who slept with a couple of different women while your girlfriend was out of the country for a month?

In which case, you won't be getting any sympathy from me if you get sad when you're dumped :)

[easjer]

What, you made a date for that?

[katyon6th]

Actually, I doubt most of us could give a flying fuck.

[tlongII]

The Chumpdumper strikes again!

[1Parker1]

What, you made a date for that?

:lmao He edited his orginal post after you wrote that...

[ObiwanGinobili]

wow.
is it true it;s for cheating?

and how do you know ahead of time it;s happening today?

[1Parker1]

It's his gut feeling....most cheaters know when they're getting dumped because their conscience tells them they deserve it :)

[ObiwanGinobili]

how do we know he was cheating - am i missing somethign around here?

[mcornelio]

no its not for cheating... i guess shes just lost interest? i dont know but yeah we made a date for that... might as well end it in good terms.

[ObiwanGinobili]

huh?
ya'l were like .. "soooo, whats a good day for you to end this? tuesday? no no.. I have a dentist appt in the morning.. wendsday is yoga... ok ok! How 'bout thursday. Yeah - lets get together and end our elationship 3pm thursday."


Dude I'm sorry you're breaking up. thats never fun. Esp since it sounds as tho it;s mostly her idea and not yours.

but I've never heard of someone making a date to break up. weird.

Good luck.

[GrandeDavid]

Eh, go find a massage parlor/brothel and get happy! HAHA!!! Kidding!!!!!

Seriously, sorry to hear that, man! But you don't wanna be with a lady who is not interested in being with you. Let nature take its course. You'll find the right one eventually. She's out there waiting for you, bro.

[ObiwanGinobili]

Come to think on it some more.

It's starting to sound liek a good idea.

I guess if to people got together for lunch, admitted it wasn;t working out.. calmly. no yelling or hysterics.
thats sounds good. they could give each other back their stuffs at that time too.. very mature.

Yeah, that actually sounds like a great idea.


you'lll have to excuse me since I really have no experiance with breaking up out of an adult relationship.

once again. good luck.

[SpursWoman]

huh?
ya'l were like .. "soooo, whats a good day for you to end this? tuesday? no no.. I have a dentist appt in the morning.. wendsday is yoga... ok ok! How 'bout thursday. Yeah - lets get together and end our elationship 3pm thursday."


Dude I'm sorry you're breaking up. thats never fun. Esp since it sounds as tho it;s mostly her idea and not yours.

but I've never heard of someone making a date to break up. weird.

Good luck.


http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=44603


You should probably read this first before you lay on the sympathy.

[mcornelio]

no, we didnt make a date for it, she just called me on the phone yesterday and i asked her what was going on with us that she had been acting so weird the last couple of days and she said that maybe we should talk in person today so were gonna meet up when i get out of work... not really a break up date but i kind of feel it in my stomach that thats how its going down

[mcornelio]

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=44603


You should probably read this first before you lay on the sympathy.
I knew it was either gonna be you or manny or jekka to pull it out !! :lol

:flipoff

[katyon6th]

Actually, I doubt most of us could give a flying fuck.

[GrandeDavid]

SpursWoman, thanks for the insight! Yep, that takes away the sympathy aspect. :lol

[MannyIsGod]

Karma.

[GrandeDavid]

Mr. Cornelio, did she catch wind of you and the two one night stands?

[mcornelio]

no. as far as im aware it has nothing to do with the columbia incident

[MannyIsGod]

Did you tell her about the incident(s)?

[FortuneCookie]

You will receive your just rewards.

Lucky Numbers: 4, 9, 13, 18, 22, 37

[mcornelio]

of course not. i might be stupid but not that stupid

[MannyIsGod]

You will receive your just rewards.

Lucky Numbers: 4, 9, 13, 18, 22, 37:lmao :lmao :lmao

[1Parker1]

:lol @ Fortune Cookie...where's that "What's your favorite handle" thread?

[MannyIsGod]

of course not. i might be stupid but not that stupidhttp://tinypic.com/8whxf6.jpg

[ObiwanGinobili]

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=44603


You should probably read this first before you lay on the sympathy.


DAYUM! :wow

yep. that ixnayed all my sympathy right there. what a jerk!

even if she doesn';t know that you cheated - you sooo deserve this. this is KARMA kicking your ass. douchebag.

[mcornelio]

so should i just take it like a man or cry?

[1Parker1]

:lmao at Obi changing her sails.

[1Parker1]

so should i just take it like a man or cry?

I don't see no man up in here. :)

[tlongII]

Is it really cheating now that she dumped him?

[SpursWoman]

Maybe she's going to tell you she has an STD and has no idea where she got it, since she's only been with you since the last time she got a clean bill of health?

[mcornelio]

Maybe she's going to tell you she has an STD and has no idea where she got it, since she's only been with you since the last time she got a clean bill of health?
Scary. Hopefully Its Anything But This

[ObiwanGinobili]

:lmao at Obi changing her sails.


:lol fuck yes !!

and it wouldn;t hav happend if you had backed me up when I asked if I was missing a bit of info in all this.

geesh. stop doing your job and start fooling around on the www!

[MannyIsGod]

Scary. Hopefully Its Anything But ThisDumbass, she would have gotten it from you.

[1Parker1]

Maybe she's going to tell you she has an STD and has no idea where she got it, since she's only been with you since the last time she got a clean bill of health?

:lol :tu I wonder what Fortune Cookie has to say on this.

[ObiwanGinobili]

Is it really cheating now that she dumped him?


yes.
breakup's don't time travel. they are not retro-active. :rolleyes

[ObiwanGinobili]

:lol :tu I wonder what Fortune Cookie has to say on this.

Fortune Cookie has the potential to become my new favorite troll.

[1Parker1]

Is it really cheating now that she dumped him?

:lmao I love Tlong's logic sometimes.

[mcornelio]

fortune cookie is already my favorite troll...

[ObiwanGinobili]

:lmao I love Tlong's logic sometimes.

this is the same logic that got him into beastiality ... so try not to love it too much.

[ObiwanGinobili]

fortune cookie is already my favorite troll...


do have any moral compass at all?

[mcornelio]

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/search.php?searchid=220247

[dougp]

katy wins best reply ... and :lol at obiwan.

[mcornelio]

do have any moral compass at all?
this coming from mrs. black bar herself.

[ShoogarBear]

do have any moral compass at all?

"Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?"

[PM5K]

I'm going to laugh my dick off if she tells you she met someone in Columbia and she's dumping you for him....

[mcornelio]

I'm going to laugh my dick off if she tells you she met someone in Columbia and she's dumping you for him....
:lol Thats Would Be So Fucked Up Its Not Even Funny.:lol

[PM5K]

:lol Thats Would Be So Fucked Up Its Not Even Funny.:lol

No it's so fucked up that it's beyone hilarity... My dick would literally fall off from the laughter....

[mcornelio]

i think if that happens ill really cry like a little bitch... with tears and everything. i will keep you guys posted anyway on what happens, which i could record it for your laughing pleasure.

[mcornelio]

she just called me... i feel a little better but now im not sure if shes dumping me or what. if she is shes being awfully nice about it.

[tlongII]

she just called me... i feel a little better but now im not sure if shes dumping me or what. if she is shes being awfully nice about it.

You're hosed dude. I think she caught an STD in Columbia and she's being nice prior to breaking the news to you.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

You're hosed dude. I think she caught an STD in Columbia and she's being nice prior to breaking the news to you.

"Ahhh! My dick, it's on fire!"

[Darrin]

Im Getting Dumped Today :depressed

Could be worse...Tim Duncan could become a Dallas Maverick over 10 million dollars.

[easjer]

Dude, you don't love her, you can't be faithful to her, you are with her for convenience and for your pride (which you seem to be mistaking as love). If she doesn't end it, man up and confess or end it yourself.

[Cupid]

:cuss

[Jules]

Maybe she needs to confess that she was cheating on you while on vacation.

[jman3000]

Maybe she needs to confess that she was cheating on you while on vacation.

That would be some awesome irony.

[MissAllThat]

So....what happened, this thread has gone on for 3 pages with no actual news.

To add to the horrible things it could be....maybe she's pregnant.

[furry_spurry]

Or maybe she's a lesbian.

[Das Texan]

karma is often a bitch.


i hope she breaks up with you and tells you to goto fucking hell you damn low life.

[angel_luv]

I am not sure which is more pathetic... this thread or that I was actually bored enough to read it all.

:lol

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Them be crazy eyes...

[ObiwanGinobili]

oh crap.. what if she is pregnant?

[katyon6th]

I don't know, but GIG posting a picture of a girl who isn't here to defend herself is pretty fucking dick.

[Clandestino]

she was probably being a slut anyway... who cares... he knew her past and that is why he did what he did...

[ObiwanGinobili]

I thought Kori had already said to leave this girl alone in the other thread?

[paparazzi]

I don't know, but GIG posting a picture of a girl who isn't here to defend herself is pretty fucking dick.

GIG has a thing for wanting to see other people's pics.

[ObiwanGinobili]

I thought I already told you to shut the fuck up. :jack


:lol nope. Did not read that here. And why would I listen to what you tell me?

[mcornelio]

Talked to her last night and its no biggie shes just wanted to tell me that shes got a lot of things and thats why shes not dedicating so much time to me. and that shes sorry and a bunch of other shit. so i still alive hoes... and gig for gods sake who is that?

[ObiwanGinobili]

he changed the pic.

You did not fess up? So she feels sorry about not giving you alot of time and your all accepting her apology like the injured party??
:lmao

mcornelio... you are truly pimp. karma will bite your ass one day tho, I am sure.

[Clayton Bigsby]

The Single Life Is Much Better Than The Shackled Life Trust Me On That Man Be Happy, Also Be Ready To Party

[mcornelio]

i wanna know what picture he had up there before

[ObiwanGinobili]

uhm, it was a hispanic looking chic, kinda close up pic, and angled.

but you said your chic doesn;t go on-line so I'm sure it wasn't her....

[mcornelio]

i know he thinks its some chick off myspace but im curiuous of which ones picture he put up here.

[tlongII]

I'd hit it.

[mcornelio]

if theres a hole theres a way right tlong?

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