^^^Change one word in the sentence above^^^

[SoCalSpursFan]

Threads like these will die quickly.

[Marklar MM]

Threads like these will die slow.

[jman3000]

^I'm eating a fruit salad right now and I found a fucking carrot in it ... who the fuck puts a carrot in a fruit salad?^

[Dumbass]

I'm eating a fruit salad right now and I found a fucking finger in it ... who the fuck puts a finger in a fruit salad?