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Mr.Bottomtooth
07-07-2006, 09:40 PM
http://msn.foxsports.com/id/5766540_36_2.jpg

The television station's Web site says Allen Heckard filed the suit against His Airness and Nike founder Phil Knight on June 29 in county court, claiming to have been mistaken for the basketball legend nearly every day for the past 15 years.

And he's tired of it.

"I'm constantly being accused of looking like Michael and it makes it very uncomfortable for me," Heckard reportedly said.

Heckard apparently is suing Jordan for defamation and permanent injury, emotional pain and suffering. He is suing Knight for defamation and permanent injury for promoting Jordan and making him one of the world's most famous athletes.

Heckard, who stands slightly taller than 6 feet, says many people miss the fact that he is roughly six inches shorter than Jordan.

But Heckard bears a physical resemblance to Jordan because he has a shaved head, an earring in his left ear, and is in good physical shape — from playing basketball.

"Even when I go to the gym I'm being accused of playing ball like him (Jordan)," Heckard said.

Wouldn't most people consider that a compliment?

"Yes, don't get me wrong it's definitely a positive thing, because Michael, like I say is one of the best ball players that I've known to play the game. But then again, that's Michael and I'm me. So I want to be recognized as me just like Michael's being recognized as Michael."

The television station apparently caught Heckard wearing blue Air Jordan tennis shoes.

Is Heckard trying to look like Jordan?

No.

"They're very comfortable shoes to play ball in," said Heckard. "I play a lot of basketball and any other shoes I try to play in tend to hurt the bottom of my feet."

What made Heckard decide to file suit against Jordan and Knight for $416 million each?

"Well, you figure with my age and you multiply that times seven and then I turn around and I figure that's what it all boils down to."-FoxSports

In my opinion he doesn't look a thing like MJ.

jman3000
07-07-2006, 09:44 PM
OMFG ... bullshit forum.

That entire article made me shake my head at this idiot.

1. He looks nothing like Jordan
2. $416 Million? Are you fucking kidding me?
3. He's fucking upset that people say he plays basketball like Jordan?

Give me a fucking break.

Quadzilla99
07-07-2006, 09:44 PM
I'm calling bullshit on that^. No way that's a true story.

Mr.Bottomtooth
07-07-2006, 09:48 PM
Here's the link http://msn.foxsports.com/nba/story/5766288

jman3000
07-07-2006, 09:50 PM
He's not even that tall in the first place :lmao

Quadzilla99
07-07-2006, 09:52 PM
That guy needs to be slapped like a little boy and told to stfu.

resistanze
07-07-2006, 09:55 PM
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Looks NOTHING like Jordan.

resistanze
07-07-2006, 09:57 PM
"I'm glad they put the names under their pictures or I wouldn't have been able to tell which one was Chauncey Billups."

Pistons < Spurs
07-07-2006, 09:59 PM
I'm calling bullshit on that^. No way that's a true story.

It's true. They've been talking about it on sports radio since about 8:00 tonight.

Quadzilla99
07-07-2006, 10:06 PM
What a piece of shit. I mean seriously...what a piece of shit.

Shank
07-07-2006, 10:39 PM
I've got a suit against Brad Pitt as we speak.

RON ARTEST
07-07-2006, 10:53 PM
this is the dumbest shit i have evr heard in my life. :lol how can you sue someone for that much money because people THINK you look like jordan?

E20
07-08-2006, 12:03 AM
That's only one picture of the guy.

MissAllThat
07-08-2006, 12:19 AM
That is absolutely rediculous. He won't make any money at all. I get told all the time I look like Pau Gasol. I don't give a fuck. And I am a lot closer to Pau's height than this guy is to Jordan.

You should sue. I have a friend that looks like Dirk. I think I'll tell him to sue also. On a serious note though, this is retarded. This guy needs to be put in a padded room.

Quadzilla99
07-08-2006, 12:22 AM
Somebody needs to slap a muzzle on that douchebag.

cherylsteele
07-08-2006, 01:30 AM
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Looks NOTHING like Jordan.
At first glance he looks more like Lou Gossett Jr. to me
http://www.spookytoms.com/TR-LouGossett.JPG

jman3000
07-08-2006, 01:58 AM
There's gold in them therr hills!

Sec24Row7
07-08-2006, 01:47 PM
This guy deserves to be kicked in the nuts naked.

sa_butta
07-08-2006, 01:51 PM
Even if he did look like Jordan (which he doesnt), if he was really tired of it why doesnt he just grow some hair or change his appearance a bit. That is truely ridiculous. Why should he be entitled any money even if they did appear alike. This guy should be sued for being a dipshit.

ChumpDumper
07-08-2006, 01:51 PM
If this guy has gotten laid once because some stupid chick thought he looked like Jordan, he should send Mike a check.

Mavs_man_41
07-08-2006, 01:58 PM
Lmao

NBA Junkie
07-08-2006, 03:03 PM
"Even when I go to the gym I'm being accused of playing ball like him (Jordan)," Heckard said.

:lmao :lmao :lmao At this and being caught wearing Air Jordan's!

Bob Lanier
07-08-2006, 03:16 PM
This is hilarious. Got to give the man credit for his cojones - especially since he looks absolutely nothing like Jordan.

J.T.
07-08-2006, 06:17 PM
I've got a suit against Brad Pitt as we speak.

You totally stole my line.