5 things people don't know about you .....

[Man Mountain]

1) I went to A&M .... well maybe people know that one :)
2) I am scared of the dark.
3) I have a good job but I'd quit to become a sports writer.
4) I went to jail once for one day for something i didn't do ... honest :)
5) The chatroom works perfectly for me :lol

[SpursWoman]

1. The chatroom works great for me, too. :lol

2. I write porn for fun, but I've had writer's block lately. :fro

3. I've got that gene that enables me to roll my tongue. :p

4. I'm double jointed in my fingers & toes :eyebrows

5. "I love my Bush" doesn't mean that I'm a lesbian. :drunk

[Shelly]

2. I write porn for fun, but I've had writer's block lately.

Got a book coming out soon?

1. I write about my crappy garden but don't tell anyone. My sister found out 4 years later by googling my name.

2. I spell better than Useruser666 :spin

3. I have to read daily about Britney and Kevin.

4. I have my neighbor call me whenever she sees the transvestite in our neighborhood walking 'her' dog so I can peak out the window.

5. Chatroom also works for moi.

[travis2]

2. I write porn for fun, but I've had writer's block lately. :fro


Ummmm...blocked with what, may I ask? :angel

[timvp]

1. I hate almonds :flipoff
2. I only drink Ozarka water. Other waters taste bad to me. :angel
3. I broke down and bought season tickets in the lower level. :smokin
4. I'm not winning in fantasy football and pickem for the first time in recent history :(
5. The chatroom works fine for me :lol

[pooh]

1. I sometimes answer the phone by saying "what in the hell do you want?"
2. I "rooted" for the Spurs in game five against the Lakers last season.
3. I would've had the lead the FSP Pick 'em but failed to make my picks for the morning games.
4. More than 5 people HAVE bought my book.
5. The "chatroom" will work for me when hell freezes over. :flipoff

[iminlakerland]

Hmm 5 things about me...

1.) I'm in 1st place in the $10 FSP Fantasy Fooball league :) even though everyone made fun of my team.
2.) I love roses
3.) I was born in beirut lebanon
4.) My favorite color is blue
5.) I finally purchased my car! YIPPPEEEE

P.S. Chat room works fine for me

[SpursWoman]

Got a book coming out soon?

Still trying to come up with one that can be promoted somewhere other than the Megaplex. :nerd


Ummmm...blocked with what, may I ask?

My muse is on the wagon, apparently. :(



6. I love almonds...as a matter of fact I was sitting here right as I read that with a hand full. :wow

7. To me Ozarka water tastes like licking a rock. (don't ask) Tap with a lot of ice works for me. :)

8. For the first time in 15 years of car ownership, I'm going to hit the 3 months waaaay before the 3,000 miles. :smokin

9. In 1977 I went on a safari in Nairobi, Kenya where my mother, sister & I were the first white woman (& little girl) the tribe we visited (the Masai) had ever seen. I still have a bunch of handcrafted necklaces they gave me. I also got to witness them drinking sheep blood. I have a picture around here somewhere if anyone wants to see it. :lol

10. I broke down and bought season tickets (1st row balcony, right off center) for the first time, ever. :cooldevil




PS: What happened to the :vomit??

[AlamoSpursFan]

Sister? <Perk>

:lol

[Solid D]

5 things people don't know about you .....

Okay, here are 5 things people in this Forum don't know about me:
1. My true identity
2. When I became a Christian and was baptized
3. What sport I play the best
4. What I do for a living/career
5. How much of my brain has actually been utilized :)

[Man Mountain]

6) I'm a wicked handball player.
7) I read more books than anyone i know.
8) I can cook!
9) 10 is my lucky number.
10) I wish I had more time to post more!!

[Spurgal]

1. I'm really Hispanic

2. I HATE Skunks! (They give me the creeps)

3. I LOVE black men... (Oh, you guys already knew that :lol)

4. I still sleep with a Teddy Bear (NO, It's not Malik :depressed)

5. And I enjoy watching anything Sci-Fi

[bigzak25]

1. I have one lone freckle behind my nutsack...

2. i drink dasani water. can't stand diet sodas. regular coke or dr. pepper is like liquid cocaine for me now.

3. i discreetly check out every hot woman i come in contact with...

4. when the spurs won in 99', i was riding all around town in the back of my friends pickup, swinging shorts in one hand, tshirt in the other, Go Spurs Go in black magic marker across my chest, in my underwear....yelling my ass off.....

5. i made it a point to be in corpus, and woke my ass up at 5am to go watch the sunrise on the beach on Jan 1st, 2000.


i think that's enough 411. :smokin :king

no wait, 5 more...

6. i love Jesus. raised catholic, but i could never stay awake in the services...I mostly goto baptist church now...it works for me, I learn more.

7. i'm pretty nimble and quick afoot.......for a 340 pound guy....no long distance running though.

8. i want to be on saturday night live one day....soon.

9. i've been drug free....with one exeption ::cough::birthday joint::cough::, for 2 months....

10. one time in college, it was a chalupa bar at the cafeteria, you know, make your own.....and so i'm going to sit down, and some girl....i've never met her before...i really don't know who the bitch was, but she goes "DAAAAMMMM, got enough beans?" funniest thing anyone's ever told me.... :lol

[Blood Dong]

5. This forum beats me, but I still check it out to see if there are any threads I can post something insensitive or dark

4. I'm thinking of moving back to DFW only after a year cuz there are too many murders, and wrecks here, even though I have tons of family here

3. It says white on my birth certificate, even though I'm hispanic

2. I wipe standing up

1. My parents somehow forgot to circumsize me

[Shelly]

10. one time in college, it was a chalupa bar at the cafeteria, you know, make your own.....and so i'm going to sit down, and some girl....i've never met her before...i really don't know who the bitch was, but she goes "DAAAAMMMM, got enough beans?" funniest thing anyone's ever told me....

:lmao

[Useruser666]

#1 My true or secret identity. :hat
#2 My occupation.
#3 Shelly can spell better than me, but can't always form complete sentences.
#4 I can play b-ball pretty damn good.
#5 I wear a size 16 sneaker. :angel

[Bandit2981]

#1. i speak and write fluent german
#2. i play guitar and was in a band for 6 years
#3. i won 3 tennis trophies in high school
#4. my favorite pet is a cat
#5. i was a ross perot supporter :)

[Samurai Jane]

1) I used to write rap lyrics for my cousin.
2) I can still do all the dance moves for 2 Legit 2 quit, Motown Philly and several more from that era.
3) I am in the church orchestra.
4) I've been working on the same latch hook rug for over 5 years.
5) I hate banana flavored candy.

[tlongII]

1. There are certain things I wish I never found out about people on this forum. (e.g. - freckles, standing up, etc.)

2. I hate ketchup, mustard, mayonaisse, pickles, relish, onions, salad dressing, olives, peppers, and multitudes of other commonly accepted foods.

3. My television viewing habits are probably unusual. After sporting events I watch Discovery Channel, Science Channel, History Channel, and Animal Planet more than any drama series or sit com.

4. My idea of a "perfect" day this time of year is spending all day laying on the couch watching football games, the baseball playoffs, and possibly getting up to go to a preseason Blazer game.

5. I'm narcissistic.

[Blood Dong]

5. I once left an old girlfriend stranded at a concert on purpose cuz she was being a bitch

4. I once had two dates to my senior prom and it all came to a head when they both showed up at my house, and all I had to do was choose, and I faced no consequences

3. My high school girlfriend and I were caught naked 3 times by her parents

2. When I was 17, I used to be in awesome physical shape, and a woman in a convertible mercedes stopped as i was jogging, and asked me if I needed a ride, and being a stupid kid and not realizing what she wanted I said, "no, I'm fine, thanks tho", and kept running

1. I accidentally drank pee when my friend asked if I wanted a sip of his beer

[samikeyp]

1. I love to cook.
2. I am a trivia fiend.
3. I coach youth sports.
4. I work in the travel industry.
5. On Monday, I celebrate my 1 year wedding anniversary.

[mouse]

#1 I was once a Spurs fan

#2 I was the one who let a live bat lose at the Alamo dome once.

#3 I have not seen the passion yet

#4 back in 1978 I let a well known rock DJ fondle me for 5th row tickets to the scorpions

#5 I can confirm #1 on Bigzak25's list

[bigzak25]

that's riiight....it was YOU that told me about it....http://www.sahoops.net/smilies/lmao.gif

[mouse]

#6 I used to be BigSnack25's cellmate

[bigzak25]

yo rents due muthafucka!!!

[Jimcs50]

1. Duff is really my son
2. I am a closet Yankees' fan
3. Kobe is my role model
4. I bought Tom Landry's fedora on EBay for $5000
5. I am really Peter Crisscoula, but have been incognito.

[Spurminator]

I used to be black when I was a little girl.

[bigzak25]

:lol

[PeterBurns]

5) Finalist To Appear On Kids Jeopardy in 1991
4) Finished Top 9th in A Texas Hold'em Tournament of Over 1100 people.
3) Heckled opposing coaches so much at UTSA basketball games, the University Council voted and forced the student section to move to opposite side of the Convo Center. (After 3 seperate incidents of one coach, one player, and one trainer coming into the stands during different parts of the game during the season)
2) Work in the Gas and Oil Industry
1) Married the SportsChick, way before she was the SportsChick

[Kori Ellis]

5) Finalist To Appear On Kids Jeopardy in 1991

So, you've always been a nerd?

:)

[Kori Ellis]

1. I watch Days of Our Lives nearly every day.
2. I love almonds.
3. I have vast collections of purses and bras.
4. I read A LOT of magazines.
5. I'm a member of MENSA.

[Useruser666]

1. I watch Days of Our Lives nearly every day.
2. I love almonds.
3. I have vast collections of purses and bras.
4. I read A LOT of magazines.
5. I'm a member of MENSA.

Yeah well I'm a MAN in SA.

[GODADDYSA]

1. i'm gay :angel
2. i was once in a hot tub with vinny del negro :devil
3. i have a spur's barbie (still in the box) :smokin
4. my dog's name is manu :p
5. i once used the urinal next to danny ferry :wow

TMI huh?

[2Blonde]

1. I love to do pencil drawings of muscular bodies.
2. I won the citywide spelling in 6th grade and went to state. I didn't win there.
3. I have a degree in Chemistry
4. I have a not-so-secret crush on Mark Harmon of Navy NCIS
5. Sometimes I wish I didn't care so much what other people think of me so that I could really tell some people off.

...2Blonde

[KEDA]

1) Fromer WORLD RECORD holder for loudest car stereo (2001 dB Drag Racing Street 1-2)
2) Former City Scratch Champion Bowler
3) My Name
4) I have a secret crush on spurswoman :eyebrows
:makeout
5) I have autographed Nolan Ryan and Joe Namath bowling pins

[samikeyp]

1. I was voted most spirited in high school
2. I once worked for a newspaper.
3. I also worked briefly at KSYM
4. I volunteered for the San Antonio Low Vision Club reading to the sight impaired.
5. I am a fan of Shakespeare.

[pooh]

5. One night at college, we had someone fill in for our instructor, and I said to her..."Who in the hell are you?" Turned out it was his wife.

4. When asked how did I want my steak done at Denny's I said, "blood rare."

3. Make the "choke sign" to the local announcers while on press row as the Spurs lost to the Lakers in 2002.

2. Actually enjoyed a GTG

1. Had a drawing of mine sold for $100 while in college, but decided that I wanted the drawing for myself and kept it.

[Mark in Austin]

1. I have never eaten lobster.
2. I doubled my salary at my first real job in 18 months.
3. I thought Shakira was one of the sexiest women alive before she went blonde and "crossed over".
4. I am equally comfortable going to the Opera or a basketball game.
5. My favorite sound in the world is a woman having an orgasm.

Bonus: I can count the number of times in my life that I've had an alcoholic beverege on my fingers.

[Jimcs50]

5. My favorite sound in the world is a woman having an orgasm.

Bonus: I can count the number of times in my life that I've had an alcoholic beverege on my fingers.


I bet you can count the number of times you have heard that sound on your fingers too. :)

[Guru of Nothing]

(1) I eat fresh chile peppers with nearly every meal, ESPECIALLY breakfast.

(2) I cannot chug a beer to save my life, but I can drink'em all day long.

(3) I just started teaching myself to speak Italian.

(4) I'm a vegetarian.

(5) At home I listen to CDs on a stereo system I purchased in 1987 at a Navy Exchange in Guam (my Pioneer CS-907 speakers are still kicking, despite all the abuse)

[E20]

Nothing interesting about me.

[SpursWoman]

4) I have a secret crush on spurswoman :eyebrows :makeout



:smokin

[Spurgal]

3. I have vast collections of purses and bras.

You go girl! :spin

[baseline bum]

5. I can ask for a blowjob in 7 different languages
4. I can't stand eating fish but I love going down
3. I hate Windoze, so I built my own linux distro from source
2. I would kill everyone here just to put my finger in J-Lo's butt
1. I have a wall that is all windows in my apartment, which is great for hanging out of like a sniper with my super soaker so I can shoot my friends and enemies as they walk by on the sidewalk. :makemyday

[CosmicCowboy]

2. I would kill everyone here just to put my finger in J-Lo's butt

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[Useruser666]

2. I would kill everyone here just to put my finger in J-Lo's butt

bb, that's only my 2 second favorite thing with my 3rd favorite hole. :lol :angel

[Jimcs50]

Bum, you are one sick mother.

[baseline bum]

bb, that's only my 2 second favorite thing with my 3rd favorite hole. :lol :angel

You don't want to know what I'd do for the rest. :makemyday

[Duff McCartney]

(4) I'm a vegetarian.

What a waste.

[travis2]

1. Secret #1
2. Secret #2
3. Secret #3
4. Secret #4
5. Secret #5

Hey, if I told you, then they wouldn't be "things people don't know about you" anymore, now would they? :fro

:lol :elephant

[CosmicCowboy]

Travis's life is so boring he doesn't HAVE any secrets...:p:lol

[timvp]

Wait, is GODADDYSA really gay or did I miss some kind of inside joke?

Not that there is anything wrong with that.

[Marcus Bryant]

5. I'm the first African-Slovenian.
4. Nbadan's wife gave me a BJ in the SBC Center parking lot.
3. Will be retiring at the end of today.
2. Created so many handles Ezboard banned me.
1. First started posting using stone tablets.

[travis2]

3. Will be retiring at the end of today.


This is a secret?? :lol

[GODADDYSA]

no joke timvp

and there is nothing wrong with being straight either :smokin

[pooh]

5. Never took the SAT or ACT to get into college, yet still got in.
4. Sold someone $132 bucks worth of free groceries while working at HEB.
3. During a presentation for a class up at UTSA, I french kissed my female instructor.
2. Wrote a children's book while a student at UTSA.
1. Attended High School at the age of 7, for about two months.

[CosmicCowboy]

Attended High School at the age of 7, for about two months.

what happened? did your mom flunk out?

[pooh]

No, I had an excelerated reading level. So I was sent over to the HS to take reading classes.

[Guru of Nothing]

What a waste.

Kind of like your libido, eh?

[Shelly]

Kind of like your libido, eh?

:rollin

[toosmallshoes]

1. I play in a rock band called Robbie and the Robots.
2. I've taken Tae Kwan Do, Karate, Ninjitsu, Kung Fu and Tai Chi, and have won awards in Kung Fu.
3. In college I graduated with two degrees (English and Psychology), and was President of the Psychology Association and Nominated by my teachers for Who's Who among American College Students.
4. In High School I was a total loser.
5. I love Godzilla Movies.

[timvp]

1. I hated school. I was the kid in the back of class making jokes and pissing off the teacher. I never studied but always got good grades.
2. I haven't played basketball in two months and don't know when I will again. Odd since I used to play 5-6 hours a day, everyday.
3. I like turning the shower on and then laying down in the tub and going to sleep.
4. I think Conan O'Brien and Shaquille O'Neal are two of the funniest people on earth.
5. My nicknames for the Princess include P, pretty one, little biotch, little cusser and sexy one.

[tlongII]

No, I had an excelerated reading level. So I was sent over to the HS to take reading classes.

If you had an accelerated reading level you probably would have stayed in high school longer.

[CosmicCowboy]

well...I guess reading classes in high school are just a sign of the times...When I was in high school the only ones that had reading classes were in "special education"...it was just assumed and accepted that everyone else could read proficiently by the time they got out of elementary school...

[1369]

No, I had an excelerated reading level. So I was sent over to the HS to take reading classes.

At the expense of spelling classes.
Sorry, couldn't resist...

[2pac]

1. I was an all-state soccer player in HS.
2. I ran a 4.52 40-yard dash
3. My family has had season tickets to the Spurs since I was 7.
4. I lived in Asia for two months, got sick and lost almost 50 lbs in a little over two weeks.
5. I once kissed 37 girls in one night.

[Useruser666]

1. I was an all-state soccer player in HS.
2. I ran a 4.52 40-yard dash
3. My family has had season tickets to the Spurs since I was 7.
4. I lived in Asia for two months, got sick and lost almost 50 lbs in a little over two weeks.
5. I once kissed 37 girls in one night.


4. I didn't know they punished people there by cutting their heads off.
5. Are you a serial kisser?

[2pac]

I used to be. (37 kisses was during a random kiss night. School record was 52.)

And after that, every time I got a pimple on my lip, I was sure some skank gave me lip herpes. :lol

[mouse]

I know a person who shut down e bay in 1996
I once dropped a dollar at a gtg just to see if SpursWoman was wearing panties
At one time Pooh did not like me and tried to get me banned.
I saw a Peter North video with Dizzg at my apartment
I am sorta sexually attracted to sequSpur

more to come after I get some more beer BRB...

[Jimcs50]

1. I love The Family Guy
2. I am planning on going to a World Series game if Houston makes it in.
3. I give out sugar filled candy at Halloween
4. I have a problem with authority

[jalbre6]

2pac,

Was your kissing episode at NIOSA? I was sitting around watching the game last night with some buddies, and that subject came up. I don't think I ever got in the 30's though.

[2pac]

2pac,
Was your kissing episode at NIOSA? I was sitting around watching the game last night with some buddies, and that subject came up. I don't think I ever got in the 30's though.

NIOSA, plus parties before and after.