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[The Riddler]

On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a San Antonio Spurs fan. She asks her class to raise their hands if they are too. Wanting to impress the teacher, everyone in the class raises their hand except one little boy. The teacher looks at the boy with surprise and says *Andrew, why didnt you raise your hand?*

*Because Im not a Spurs fan* he replied.

The teacher still shocked, asked *Well, if your not a Spurs fan then who are you a fan of?*
*Im a Mavericks fan and proud of it* Andrew replied.

The teacher could not believe her ears.

*Andrew, why are you a Mavs fan?*

*Cuz my mom and dad are both Mavs fans, so I'm a Mavs fan too!*

*Well* said the teacher in an annoyed tone *that is no reason for you to be a Mavs fan. You dont have to be just like your parents all the time. What if your mom was an idiot and your dad was a moron, what would you be then?*

*Then* Andrew smiled *Id be a Spurs fan.*
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[NorCal510]

damn bluh that was hilarioussss

[TheJoker]

here's a riddle for you, The Riddler:

why the fuck do you have my picture as your avatar?!?!?

moron.

[G-Money]

I respect the spurs but that was kind of funny.

[pache100]

I respect the spurs but that was kind of funny.

Just turn it around...where it says Mavs, replace with Spurs, and vice versa...much funnier that way. :lol

[Doug Collins]

On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a San Antonio Spurs fan. She asks her class to raise their hands if they are too. Wanting to impress the teacher, everyone in the class raises their hand except one little boy. The teacher looks at the boy with surprise and says *Andrew, why didnt you raise your hand?*

*Because Im not a Spurs fan* he replied.

The teacher still shocked, asked *Well, if your not a Spurs fan then who are you a fan of?*
*Im a Mavericks fan and proud of it* Andrew replied.

The teacher could not believe her ears.

*Andrew, why are you a Mavs fan?*

*Cuz my mom and dad are both Mavs fans, so I'm a Mavs fan too!*

*Well* said the teacher in an annoyed tone *that is no reason for you to be a Mavs fan. You dont have to be just like your parents all the time. What if your mom was an idiot and your dad was a moron, what would you be then?*

*Then* Andrew smiled *Id be a Spurs fan.*
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Did you read that in Reader's Digest while taking a shit?

[MWILL]

That was a good one

[rayray2k8]

Lame.
:rolleyes
Its not very original.
Teams can be easily changed.
Nice try troll.
You're a bigger dumbass for posting as the Riddler when you have a pic of the joker.
fucking idiot

[The Riddler]

Lame.
:rolleyes
Its not very original.
Teams can be easily changed.
Nice try troll.
You're a bigger dumbass for posting as the Riddler when you have a pic of the joker.
fucking idiot

the jewboy is mad. uh oh

thats my purpose is to get people pissed off anyway

[rayray2k8]

Well thats pretty fucking obvious dork. :lol
But im just saying that it was a lame attempt.
The Piston fan joke was better.
Yet you completely ignored what I said earlier.
You could probably use on of your pics from myspace. :shootme

[awmyplace]

This is funny.Coming from a Mavericks fan??? :lol

[The Riddler]

Well thats pretty fucking obvious dork. :lol
But im just saying that it was a lame attempt.
The Piston fan joke was better.
Yet you completely ignored what I said earlier.
You could probably use on of your pics from myspace. :shootme

shut up boy, before i gas you like your grandparents :lol :lol :lol

[DarthVader]

shut up boy, before i gas you like your grandparents :lol :lol :lol

wow

lowblow. even if he's not jewish

[Mixability]

shut up boy, before i gas you like your grandparents :lol :lol :lol


wow, should've expected this moron to be a mavs fan.....

[JamStone]

A very old joke. I've seen it with Yankees and Red Sox, Duke and North Carolina, Lakers and Kings, Ohio State and Michigan.

Stop recycling stupid old jokes.

[awmyplace]

shut up boy, before i gas you like your grandparents :lol :lol :lol

This is the dumbest post of the week.

[awmyplace]

wow, should've expected this moron to be a mavs fan.....

Yeah!He's a Mavs fan and a troll and a moron.

[Mixability]

Yeah!He's a Mavs fan and a troll and a moron.

speaking of morons......... hi awmyplace.

[awmyplace]

speaking of morons......... hi awmyplace.

Hey!

[jman3000]

Just turn it around...where it says Mavs, replace with Spurs, and vice versa...much funnier that way. :lol

and more believable...

[pache100]

speaking of morons......... hi awmyplace.

:lol

[rayray2k8]

shut up boy, before i gas you like your grandparents :lol :lol :lol
Wow.
Is this even worth responding to?
This started off as a lame attempt to provoke spurs fans, then it turned out
that this cracker was just lame overall.

[awmyplace]

Wow.
Is this even worth responding to?
This started off as a lame attempt to provoke spurs fans, then it turned out
that this cracker was just lame overall.

He's a Mavs fan.

[ALVAREZ6]

This is the dumbest post of the week.
And the riddler better be ashamed of himself, awmyplace just dissed him.





With a complete, gramatically correct sentence.

[The Riddler]

Wow.
Is this even worth responding to?
This started off as a lame attempt to provoke spurs fans, then it turned out
that this cracker was just lame overall.

why should i stop? its gettin u mad but u cant do anything about it...

[G0D]

thou shalt respect each individual religion.

let us pray......

[rayray2k8]

Damn..
You know what? You're right.
I will gracefully bow out of spurstalk.com as of now.
I am no match for your superiority.
Your verbal attacks have left me emotonally scarred.

Come on!!!
Gotta come stronger than that man.
On the other hand, this whole thread has been turned against you.
Hell even "awmyplace" if ragging on your ignorant ass!!

[awmyplace]

thou shalt respect each individual religion.

let us pray......

Who are you?

[rayray2k8]

Its Albert Pujols.

[awmyplace]

Damn..
You know what? You're right.
I will gracefully bow out of spurstalk.com as of now.
I am no match for your superiority.
Your verbal attacks have left me emotonally scarred.

Come on!!!
Gotta come stronger than that man.
On the other hand, this whole thread has been turned against you.
Hell even "awmyplace" if ragging on your ignorant ass!!

Just ingore him.He's a Mav fan and a troll.He's a moron.

[rockets]

Its Albert Pujols.

what?

[G0D]

this whole thread is making me mad.

i wish i hadnt created humans! awmyplace, go collect two of each animal and build an ark with your best men

[TheSanityAnnex]

this whole thread is making me mad.

i wish i hadnt created humans! awmyplace, go collect two of each animal and build an ark with your best men
Bitch can't even complete a sentence and you want her to build an ark?

[ALVAREZ6]

Bitch can't even complete a sentence and you want her to build an ark?
:lmao :lmao :lmao

[jman3000]

:lmao :lmao :lmao

[ShoogarBear]

this whole thread is making me mad.

i wish i hadnt created humans! awmyplace, go collect two of each animal and build an ark with your best men
:lmao

"What's a cubit?" [/cosby]

[ABDENOUR POWER]

Bitch can't even complete a sentence and you want her to build an ark?


:lmao :lol :lol :lol :lmao

[TDMVPDPOY]

man whats with all the trolls usin characters as usernames...

[awmyplace]

this whole thread is making me mad.

i wish i hadnt created humans! awmyplace, go collect two of each animal and build an ark with your best men

Coming from a Celtics fan??? :lol

[awmyplace]

this whole thread is making me mad.

i wish i hadnt created humans! awmyplace, go collect two of each animal and build an ark with your best men

Who are you?