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jman3000
07-21-2006, 10:37 PM
A part of me has died ......

TMNT the movie (http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/teenagemutantninjaturtles/tmnt_large.html)

Marklar MM
07-21-2006, 10:40 PM
Gay movie. Those turtles are taking roids damn it. They could never jump across rooftops, or fall 50 feet and land on a pipe. Bah.

NASpurs
07-21-2006, 10:44 PM
They look like the Gieco Gecko with shells on.

MissAllThat
07-21-2006, 10:45 PM
A part of me has died ......

TMNT the movie (http://www.apple.com/trailers/wb/teenagemutantninjaturtles/tmnt_large.html)

You didn't already know this was coming out? Were you a fan of the old ones or not?

jman3000
07-21-2006, 10:49 PM
You didn't already know this was coming out? Were you a fan of the old ones or not?

I was a ninja turtle for halloween for 6 years in a row, so don't question my fandom of the turtles

MissAllThat
07-21-2006, 10:51 PM
I was a ninja turtle for halloween for 6 years in a row, so don't question my fandom of the turtles

Oh I wasn't doubting it, just wondering if you were and thats why you didn't like the idea of a new movie with CGI characters, or if you hated the turtles all along.

jman3000
07-21-2006, 10:52 PM
Oh I wasn't doubting it, just wondering if you were and thats why you didn't like the idea of a new movie with CGI characters, or if you hated the turtles all along.

They just look lame ... I guess I'm too entrenched in my late 80's early 90's view of the turtles to think any different ... I'm sure the kids who know just about the new turtles will love it... and the new turtles suck too.

MissAllThat
07-21-2006, 10:54 PM
They just look lame ... I guess I'm too entrenched in my late 80's early 90's view of the turtles to think any different ... I'm sure the kids who know just about the new turtles will love it... and the new turtles suck too.

They definitely don't look as cool as they used to. Kind of like a light version or something, but maybe the movie will be entertaining. I'm keeping an open mind for now.

E20
07-21-2006, 10:57 PM
Fuck Yes. They"re So Fucking Cool.

Marklar MM
07-21-2006, 10:58 PM
They have become more ninja-ish.

ALVAREZ6
07-21-2006, 11:00 PM
I wonder if norcal likes the ninja turtles.

CuckingFunt
07-21-2006, 11:52 PM
That movie looks like it sucks more balls than I do.

Only thing good associated with the TMNT was the original four-player arcade video game.

leemajors
07-22-2006, 12:00 AM
i would much rather have digital animation than live action for most comic book movies.

Silver21_Black20
07-22-2006, 12:02 AM
I thought this thread was gonna be about jman's posts.

midgetonadonkey
07-22-2006, 12:03 AM
I thought it was going to be about jman in general.

ORION
07-22-2006, 12:05 AM
I'm lame ! We are playing ball in new braunfels tomorrow at 12:30pm

Squid
07-22-2006, 12:06 AM
I love me some Ninja Turtles.

ORION
07-22-2006, 12:08 AM
turtles taste kind of like parrot.

Cant_Be_Faded
07-22-2006, 11:48 AM
Dude this is like a bad dream. The people running hollywood are purposely trying to make us like shit. They're all but forcing shit down our throats, and telling us its good. And they all assume we're too stupid to realize they haven't produced an original movie in like 10 years.

phyzik
07-23-2006, 12:34 AM
They could at least put a Dragon Ball Z movie out before this crap.... Granted, it would still probably suck, but at least its more kickass then fucking turtles. Is Vanilla Ice in this one too?

list of movies that would be better then this if they would just make them:

1. King Conan: Crown of Iron (http://filmforce.ign.com/articles/429/429835p1.html)

2. Dragon Ball Z (http://www.myfavoritegames.com/dragonball-z/Info/LiveActionMovie.htm)

3. Drizzt Do'Urden (forgotten Realms) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drizzt_Do'Urden) (no word of a movie, but there should be)

4. Silver Surfer (http://www.thezreview.co.uk/comingsoon/s/silversurfer.htm) (I just hope its not Vin Diesel, the gorilla in the SA zoo that throws shit at people could act better).

5. Devil May Cry (http://www.megagames.com/news/html/movies/devilmaycrymovie.shtml)

TheSanityAnnex
07-23-2006, 02:24 PM
Only thing good associated with the TMNT was the original four-player arcade video game.That is the only Arcade game I have ever beaten. I took three of my friends and about 10 bucks each to beat that fucker. We were in 7/11 for hours.

jman3000
07-23-2006, 02:33 PM
That is the only Arcade game I have ever beaten. I took three of my friends and about 10 bucks each to beat that fucker. We were in 7/11 for hours.

I only beat it on the NES :(

From memory ... I've beaten all the Street Fighters, the first 3 Mortal Kombat's, 2 of the final fights, and maybe like frogger or something.

CuckingFunt
07-23-2006, 04:14 PM
That is the only Arcade game I have ever beaten. I took three of my friends and about 10 bucks each to beat that fucker. We were in 7/11 for hours.
I beat that game and the four-player Simpsons arcade game when I was in middle school.

The only other games I've beaten have been on consoles/computers.

Cant_Be_Faded
07-23-2006, 05:06 PM
They could at least put a Dragon Ball Z movie out before this crap.... Granted, it would still probably suck, but at least its more kickass then fucking turtles. Is Vanilla Ice in this one too?

list of movies that would be better then this if they would just make them:

1. King Conan: Crown of Iron (http://filmforce.ign.com/articles/429/429835p1.html)

2. Dragon Ball Z (http://www.myfavoritegames.com/dragonball-z/Info/LiveActionMovie.htm)

3. Drizzt Do'Urden (forgotten Realms) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drizzt_Do'Urden) (no word of a movie, but there should be)

4. Silver Surfer (http://www.thezreview.co.uk/comingsoon/s/silversurfer.htm) (I just hope its not Vin Diesel, the gorilla in the SA zoo that throws shit at people could act better).

5. Devil May Cry (http://www.megagames.com/news/html/movies/devilmaycrymovie.shtml)


Dude there are like 20 dragon ball movies

Drizzt would be tight, but theres too much for one movie--would either be too condensed to be good or have to be a trilogy or something.
He was one bad mofo, but they'd also probably have to computerize him and therefore he'd look dumb.