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Ginofan
07-22-2006, 02:49 PM
One of the worst movies EVER.

The only thing even remotely entertaining is the guy who only lifts weights with one side of his body, and even that is stretching for entertainment value.

I at least thought a few people would get jacked by that grassy-dog-like thing but no!

This movie was just insanely bad, wtf is M. Night Shyamalan smoking lately?!
johngateswhiteley
07-22-2006, 02:53 PM
...hmm, yep, i am not surprised. all the reviews were pretty much terrible and i will probably only watch it when it comes out on dvd. that being said, check out Clerks II. it is pretty hardcore but if you like that kind of humor it is great. also, i hear Monster House is quite good.
Cant_Be_Faded
07-22-2006, 03:40 PM
Every movie of his after Unbreakable has been incredibly overrated.

When you pay 8 bucks to see Signs and realize the aliens were thwarted because of water, you realize this guy is no better than Michael Bay.
TheTruth
07-22-2006, 03:57 PM
It was terrible.

Signs was good though.
Cant_Be_Faded
07-22-2006, 04:26 PM
Signs was amazing except for the premise, plot, and surprise ending.
jman3000
07-22-2006, 04:28 PM
swing away

nothing like owning some aliens with advanced technology con un baseball bat.
Cant_Be_Faded
07-22-2006, 04:33 PM
Nothing like a plot twist in which aliens are advanced enough to fly to different solar systems but stupid enough to not realize 75% of the planet surface in which they are invading is their only natural weakness.
jman3000
07-22-2006, 04:35 PM
and weren't they on a farm out in the middle of nowhere? why would they send like 4-5 of those things just to check on a couple of people ... maybe i just haven't seen it in a while.. sounds like a waste of resources to me.
DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
07-22-2006, 04:36 PM
The Village was downright stupid.

I loved how they just left 125 glasses of water laying around the house. Man, sure did come in handy...
Cant_Be_Faded
07-22-2006, 04:36 PM
Sounds like M. Knight just sucks hardcore and is still riding the success of one really good movie/plot twist.
jman3000
07-22-2006, 04:37 PM
The Village was downright stupid.

I loved how they just left 125 glasses of water laying around the house. Man, sure did come in handy...
but that was the little girls problem ... she would only drink a little water or something. i think she had OCD.
DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
07-22-2006, 04:45 PM
but that was the little girls problem ... she would only drink a little water or something. i think she had OCD.


How convenient...
ABDENOUR POWER
07-22-2006, 04:49 PM
Aww, its a movie? I was hoping for some hot wet chick shots. :(
DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
07-22-2006, 04:56 PM
I would, but I don't think the type of pics I would post would be appropriate.
mardigan
07-22-2006, 04:56 PM
Sounds like M. Knight just sucks hardcore and is still riding the success of one really good movie/plot twist.

Speaking of 6th Sense is on ABC Family tonight. What do you mean Bruce Willis is a ghost?
leemajors
07-23-2006, 01:16 AM
signs working title: "GIVE ME BACK MY CROPS!"
RogerIsEatingASandwich
07-23-2006, 01:17 AM
I just saw it.

The people in the theater wouldn't STFU while the movie was on.

So, as of this moment I didn't like it.
RogerIsEatingASandwich
07-23-2006, 01:24 AM
Another problem about the movie....It had just one grassy-dog thing.

So...... that huge ass group of people couldn't handle just one?!

Should have been more grassy-ass dog-things......
Spurfect
07-23-2006, 10:51 AM
M. Night's movies have been declining since after Sixth Sense and Unbreakable. they just get worse and worse. Not a fan of him anymore, sorry
LuvBones
07-23-2006, 02:50 PM
M. Night's movies have been declining since after Sixth Sense and Unbreakable. they just get worse and worse. Not a fan of him anymore, sorry
That sux. Everyone expects his movies to be like the Sixth Sense but really, all his movies are different. His movies show different aspects of himself and his imagination/creativity. He's not trying to make movies that'll just shock and scare. I haven't seen Lady in the Water.. but I'm still going to see it. People thought Signs and the Village sucked b/c they weren't like his other movies but I still enjoyed them.
dougp
07-23-2006, 04:21 PM
That sux. Everyone expects his movies to be like the Sixth Sense but really, all his movies are different. His movies show different aspects of himself and his imagination/creativity. He's not trying to make movies that'll just shock and scare. I haven't seen Lady in the Water.. but I'm still going to see it. People thought Signs and the Village sucked b/c they weren't like his other movies but I still enjoyed them.
His movies are for people who want to think ... Signs was about destiny and Village was about running from your past and how you can't escape it.
TheTruth
07-23-2006, 04:46 PM
Lady in the Water was about how fucking sucky he could make a movie...
Buddy Holly
07-23-2006, 04:53 PM
My question.

How in the fuck was Six Sense a good movie?
Cant_Be_Faded
07-23-2006, 05:04 PM
oooo weee oooo i look just like buddy holly
Quadzilla99
07-23-2006, 07:06 PM
It sure looked stupid in the commercials and trailers. A haunted pool movie with some wolf or gay dog in the grass.
Quadzilla99
07-23-2006, 07:07 PM
My question.

How in the fuck was Six Sense a good movie?I agree I thought it was ok but overrated. Very boring until the ending.
PakiDan
07-23-2006, 09:50 PM
ooo wee oooo and youre Mary Tylor Moore
M. Night
07-26-2006, 11:10 PM
oooo weee oooo i look just like buddy holly

ooo wee oooo and youre Mary Tylor Moore

I don't care what you say about me anyway...
MannyIsGod
01-13-2007, 12:25 AM
Those you complaining about the aliens not knowing about the water, etc etc can't see the forest for the trees in that movie.